Driven by various factors such as curiosity, surprise, and experimentation, ‘Supreme’ instant noodles bucked the trend and became popular overnight!
All the negative predictions about 'too expensive and no sales', 'no sense of expectation', 'celebrity consumption cannot last long', all came to nothing. When supermarket shelves were generally out of stock, the media were shocked and had to beat themselves up.
Face, once again promote it.
"This is really strange. In the middle of the night before we closed, another wave of people came and asked to buy this instant noodles."
"I've never seen instant noodles become so popular. We didn't have much stock and they sold out in one day."
"Now someone online has increased the price to 100 yuan per barrel because I heard that this kind of instant noodles is very delicious, but now I can only wait for the second purchase."
"As a foodie, I was really moved by this instant noodles because I felt like I was so happy after eating it. It's so delicious!"
"Now that I think about it, how could something recommended by Victor Hugo be bad? I really want to thank my boyfriend. This is not instant noodles at all, but a happy meal."
The media's arrogance and back-and-forth fueled the situation, which made consumers very curious about this particularly expensive instant noodles. Many people who had never purchased ** originally wanted to try it. The market was often sold out, resulting in many people eating it.
People who still want to eat even started to stock up.
In the office building where 'Wasteland Trading' is located, a bunch of dealers from all over the country blocked the door and refused to leave. It's been a long time since I've seen such easy-to-sell and popular goods. It's really good to get them and exchange them for money.
thing.
But the problem is that the supply of goods is limited, and if you don’t have the ability, you can’t get the goods at all! The output of 500,000 barrels per day simply cannot meet the market demand. While the foundry is producing very vigorously, it also says that our production capacity can continue to increase, as long as the order is lost
Come down and make sure you complete the mission.
The dealer also said that let alone 500,000 barrels a day, based on the current market reaction, 5 million barrels a day can be sold. Hurry up and expand production capacity. We are very willing to sell this kind of goods.
The banks were also stunned by the sales frenzy. They only looked at the shipment volume to know how much money was flowing. After careful calculation, they understood that the 'Wasteland Trade' definitely has a strong repayment ability. What follows?
I keep asking, 'Do you need a loan? The interest rate is absolutely favorable and the repayment terms are absolutely loose!'
The instant noodle market has been completely disrupted by 'Supreme'. People who have eaten it have no interest in other instant noodles. They even directly said in interviews with the media, 'This is not an instant noodle at all. To call it instant noodles is simply a kind of nonsense.
insult.'
Have you ever heard of people queuing up to buy iPhones? Have you ever heard of people queuing up to buy instant noodles? In order to attract customers, some supermarkets in big cities even put up signs - Our store has a new batch of 'Supreme' instant noodles. The quantity is limited, so hurry up if you want to buy it.
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So customers came in droves.
Later, supermarkets felt that the effect of 'Supreme' instant noodles in attracting customers was too good, and they couldn't do it without tapping the potential! So some supermarkets began to change their signs - a new batch of 'Supreme' instant noodles arrived in their stores, and customers who spent more than 200 yuan
It can be purchased with a receipt.
Can I buy it after only spending 200 yuan? A few bags of rice are enough. The customer said that it doesn’t matter, just give me a few barrels of ‘Supreme’.
At first, this was just a spontaneous act of the supermarket's fresh food department, but later the home appliance department thought it could be exploited! Come on, come on... buy an LCD TV from us and get a bucket of 'Supreme' instant noodles as a gift. So the home appliance department
The department saw their sales skyrocket!
As a result, everyone found that as long as they can establish a relationship with "Supreme" instant noodles, sales will rise as fast as a helicopter.
Soon, car sales began to change. The 4S store only needed a bucket of "Supreme", so that customers could eat comfortably after test driving, and the transaction success rate increased several times!
In the past, if you wanted to achieve good results, the ladies who sold houses had to sacrifice their appearance. But now they only sell 'Supreme' instant noodles on the market, and the sales ladies also follow the trend closely. At the critical moment, all you have to do is say, 'Sir, we have started offering 'Supreme' instant noodles when buying a house.
', so selling a house easily is no longer difficult.
From now on, if salesmen want to improve their performance, what they will look at is not how many connections they have, how well they can brag, not how well they can build relationships, but how many 'Supreme' instant noodles they have. The person who has the most 'Supreme' instant noodles is often called
Face tyrant!
From now on, it is useless to give gifts to leaders or to pay too much money. Without a bucket of 'Supreme', it will never be possible. Even when the prospective son-in-law meets his mother-in-law, everyone will be happy after eating a bucket of 'Supreme'.
Maybe you can get a wife without having to pay for a house, a car, or anything like that.
As long as a person suffering from depression eats 'Supreme', he will immediately sing happily and smile all over his face. From now on, he will no longer be sad and depressed, his thoughts will be clear in minutes, and the spark of hope for life will rekindle.
Cancer patients no longer have to worry. They say happiness is the best drug to kill cancer cells. Now, if you eat a bucket of 'Supreme', you can be happy for three hours. If you eat it all day long, you can ensure that the cancer cells are killed.
Slowly shrinking in the laughter, the road of life will be smooth again from now on, the years will be quiet, and you can enjoy it calmly.
It's so painful for mentally ill patients to be locked up in a mental hospital. Let's have a bucket of 'Supreme'. The disordered thinking will be restored, the distorted thoughts will be straightened out, and the paranoid behavior will be corrected. The families of the patients are crying with joy, we are finally saved.
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Vitiligo, epilepsy, constipation and hemorrhoids, baldness and hair loss, infertility, impotence, premature ejaculation, short penis, excessive foreskin, swelling and pain in vagina, excessive leucorrhea, dull skin, uh..., although 'Supreme'
Instant noodles cannot cure these diseases, but they can make people happy, so face it calmly!
Do you still get scolded as a primary school student when you play lol? Come and have a bucket of 'Supreme' to ensure that you are in a good mood and have high morale. The life that was denied is once again working hard to become stronger.
Achieve your platinum dream!
For real primary school students, a bucket of 'Supreme' can replenish full of positive energy, make their attention more focused, their brains more active, and their learning becomes happier. Even when the naughty child is trying to die in the second grade, he can still smile.
Facing the whip from mom and dad.
As for middle school students, are you still having a headache with the "Five-Year and Three-Year College Entrance Examination Simulation"? Come and have a bucket of 'Supreme', it will allow you to face the bleak life calmly. Only when you are in a good mood can you perform well. A good mood will improve your intelligence.
You are highly talented and in a good mood, you can still laugh even if you fail in the exam!
It is recommended that all parents across the country prepare a bucket of "Supreme" for their children before the college entrance examination, so that their children can enter the venue happily, answer questions happily, and leave happily. It doesn't matter even if they hand in a blank paper, they must be happy as a person.
As for college students, master's students, doctoral students, even professors and academicians, don't you need to be happy? Come and have a bucket of 'Supreme' instant noodles. As the saying goes, 'smile, it will take less than ten years'. The modernization of the motherland has a long way to go. You
You need to face it with a smile and move forward courageously!
‘Supreme’ instant noodles are the source of joy, the foundation of happiness, and the guarantee of harmony. Let us embrace the future and embrace ‘Supreme’!