As a large arms manufacturing company, from tanks, artillery, battleships, aircraft, there is nothing that "lolicon" does not sell.
And today, the department responsible for the sales of foreign civilian weapons of "Lolicon" received a strange order - five thousand 84s assault rifles.
The order was placed by an American arms seller, and they specifically requested the original design, but it needed to be accompanied by modification instructions.
Why is the order strange? Because the 84s is a rifle designed specifically for the North American market by the Lolicon Group in the last century. To put it bluntly, it is a Type 56 submachine gun that fires .223 caliber NATO rifle bullets, and it is also changed to semi-automatic mode.
I remember when China's military industry was so poor that they worked hard and tried every means to buy weapons. At that time, the U.S. civilian weapons market was still a piece of fat. In order to squeeze in and make money, the 84s assault rifles produced by "lolicon" were quite cheap.
, sold pretty well.
But now... I have no idea how much money a rifle can make. However, in line with the business philosophy of "mosquito legs are also meat", the "lolicon" will sell it if it says it will.
After half a day, the American fire seller reported a sharp increase in market orders and increased the order to 50,000.
Damn it...this is a bit strange!
The 84s is not an advanced rifle. It is a civilian rifle that has considerable performance at the cheapest possible price. Why is it so popular all of a sudden?
As a result, the "lolicon" people investigated and discovered that in just one day, 84s became extremely popular not only in the United States but also around the world. Just because of a photo, Spartan warriors used this thing!
More than 50 black people were killed at one time. The vicious shooting in Chicago, USA, caused a global sensation. Even though the Chicago police repeatedly emphasized that this was a gang fight and the FBI just happened to be there, the black people who wanted to cause trouble did not care. The media joined in the fun.
Don't care anymore.
Amid the turmoil of public opinion, the only clear battle video about the shooting was immediately spread all over the world. All viewers saw an extremely horrifying scene - a guy dressed as a Spartan warrior used extremely skilled fighting skills to
Killed fourteen people in half a minute.
Half a minute is only thirty seconds, so one person is killed every two seconds, which is equivalent to killing one person every time he takes a breath. This is simply unrivaled and unstoppable ferocity. This man is too ruthless, and he truly kills without blinking an eye.
!
Although some out-of-the-brained charity organizations keep claiming that this is a forbidden spell summoning magic done by the FBI, anyone with any sense will simply not accept such an absurd statement.
However, the video identification found that it was actually real. In order to attract the audience, the media had no moral integrity. They immediately reported the video and related news, and accepted the Chicago police's statement that this was a guy dressed as a Spartan warrior that night.
In battle.
The Spartan warrior in the video is a calm, ruthless, and typical killing machine. The question is who is this person? I don’t know!
The Chicago police said they are still investigating. They don’t yet know the identity of this fierce guy. But judging from the guns discarded at the scene, this is a modified AK-series assault rifle. To be precise, it came from China in the last century.
Imported 84s assault rifle.
This tough guy needs a tough gun. It turns out that the 84s is such a trustworthy weapon!
The photo of the macho man in the video has spread all over the world. Countless young people don't care about the Chicago shooting, let alone how many black people died. They only care about this incredibly handsome guy and the weapons he uses, even if
Even black people think this image is too awesome.
"So handsome, so handsome!"
"I like his bloody cloak. Where can I buy it? I want one."
"And the leather pants worn by this warrior. Oh my god! I love them so much, I'm hopelessly in love with them! I really want to be ravaged by such a violent man, it must be so enjoyable."
"Even as a man, I have to admit that this guy is indeed handsome. I really envy his well-developed and strong muscles. He suddenly has the desire to go to the gym."
"I believe there will be a surge in the number of people applying for fitness cards recently."
"What woman can resist the temptation of such a man? I guess as long as he shows his face, his muscles alone will be enough to attract a large number of girls to hold an uncovered party."
"Exclusively sold on Taobao, the same model as the Spartan Warriors was used in the Chicago shooting, and it sold 10,000 sets a day. Now on Double 11, special price of 50% off, free shipping in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai!"
"This guy is definitely a professional soldier. His tactical movements and psychological quality are beyond imagination. He is probably an elite member of the US military, either a 'Seal' or a 'Delta'."
"Would I say this guy moved too fast? Several times I saw bullets hitting his feet, but they just couldn't hit him."
"I just used a computer to analyze it, and there is something wrong with this guy's speed. Bolt is a scumbag in front of him, and the cheetah is not as fast as him! There should be something wrong with the video."
The Internet is buzzing with excitement, and dressing up as a Spartan warrior has become a trend for a while, and it must be paired with an 84s to be authentic. However, in the United States, because black people are causing trouble, dressing up like this is suspected of racial discrimination, so doing so
An 84s will be fine!
The key is that this gun is cheap. It sold for less than a hundred dollars a piece in the last century. It is durable and easy to use. It can also be modified into a fully automatic rifle with a large magazine. Although this is illegal, gang members
I like this weapon with violent firepower.
Because the advertising was so good and the price was really cheap, orders flew in from all over the world one by one, and soon accumulated a large amount.
Not only Americans want it, but people in other parts of the world also want it. For example, drug lords in South America and warlords in Africa. Everyone feels that it is a complete waste to give their men too good weapons, and it is better to have guns that are simple, easy to operate and easy to maintain——
84s fully meets the above requirements.
Because of the image promotion of Spartan Warriors, 84s has even become a brand. Similarly, AK series firearms are not as easy to sell as it. Anyone who has seen the video of the shooting will deeply identify with such a gun.
But in the face of the influx of orders, the Lolicon Group said - Bah! Thirty years have passed, do you still want to continue with the prices of the last century? Please add a zero in front of the decimal point of the selling price.
Dreaming, it has to be cheap to sell it, otherwise we might as well sell other weapons!
Arms sellers around the world quit, and the two parties bargained for a long time, and finally decided to sell it at a higher price, because more and more people like this gun.
Although racial discrimination is a taboo topic, both black and white people find it satisfying to shoot niggas with this gun. They all feel that holding such a gun is like being possessed by a Spartan warrior, and the battle is improved by 100%!
After making a small profit, the 'Lolicon' group couldn't help but think to themselves: Who is this person who gives us free advertising? We need to give him a medal!