"I recently heard that Huang Xiaoming, a student from No. 3 Middle School in this city, achieved excellent results in the college entrance examination. He became the top science student in the province and was admitted to Tsinghua University's civil engineering major.
We sincerely congratulate him on this and are willing to provide a scholarship of 100,000 yuan. We encourage him to continue to work hard and achieve better results in his future academic career.
However, there are rumors recently that Huang Xiaoming achieved such good results because he took a mixture of two products of our company. We express our utmost contempt for such nonsense. This is an ignorant statement without scientific common sense.
Our company's Lanchen Cold Granules have significant efficacy in treating colds, and our company's 'Supreme Ice' drink is also in a leading position in the country in terms of taste and cultural concepts, but they are just ordinary commodities and will not work no matter how they are mixed. produce special effects.
We also ask all sectors of society to adhere to the socialist scientific outlook on development and not to believe in such rumors without scientific basis. Our company's products are safe and reliable and can be purchased and used with confidence, but they are not magic medicines."
Among various domestic official Weibo circles, the official blog of 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical' is a weird one among weirdos. Others are either serious or make jokes, but they are never as good as 'Lanchen' in terms of creating topics, because this company's official blog Bo has always been on the front line of trying to make a fool of himself.
When I open the official blog of ‘Lan Chen’, I often see messages like ‘Congratulations to so and so on their recovery, but this situation has nothing to do with our company’s products, please don’t exaggerate the efficacy of our company’s products’.
In the past, self-deprecation was limited to 'Lanchen Cold Granules'. To be honest, there are all kinds of exaggerated propaganda about the efficacy of drugs in China. If you search on Baidu, you will see all kinds of advertisements desperately boasting about the efficacy of their drugs. But we can firmly emphasize that The only one with mediocre efficacy is 'Lan Chen'.
There is no semicolon except this one!
And now this kind of self-defeat has gone further, because the rumors about 'Lan Chen' have also undergone new changes - all kinds of rumors suddenly appeared in the market, saying that as long as you mix Lan Chen cold granules and 'Supreme Bing Shuang', you will be fine. There is a certain chance of greatly improving learning ability.
The most annoying thing is that the first person to say this was a student who had just won the top prize in science in the provincial college entrance examination. That kid said this publicly in interviews with the media and never changed his words.
Since this was said by the No. 1 scholar in science, it is simply the best advertisement. I dare not say it nationwide now, but in the Northeast region, the two products of 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical' were sold out. People with colds cannot buy it. 'Lan Chen Cold Granules' were all bought by ordinary students and parents.
This situation can make other companies crazy with joy, and they will probably take advantage of the situation to create a wave of public opinion. But Xu Guoqiang, the general manager of ‘Lanchen Pharmaceutical’, was so angry that he vomited blood. They did not want to be paid attention to by the media at all.
For this kind of thing that will cause huge trouble to the company, 'Lanchen Pharmaceutical' flatly denies it and resolutely does not want this matter to spread. Tianyang Evening News, controlled by Feng Wan, is a pioneer in 'science popularization' and specially investigates the market. The conditions of several middle schools in the country 'prove' that there is no scientific basis for this matter.
Who would have known that the official blog of 'Lan Chen' had just issued a statement refuting the rumors, and the stubborn student Huang Xiaoming actually went to the official blog and left a message saying: "Your investigation is not meticulous at all. The effect of the mixed liquid does exist. The problem is It doesn't work for everyone.
Among the more than 2,000 students in Tianyang No. 3 Middle School, about 800 students have now taken the mixed medicine at my suggestion. Besides me, another student has already obtained an extremely gratifying ability enhancement, although this probability is only
One in four hundred, but this is an irrefutable fact.
Uncles and aunts of ‘Lanchen Pharmaceutical’, please do a serious experiment, okay? You have really produced a very shocking product, which can change the world.”
Xu Guoqiang really wanted to cry when he saw Huang Xiaoming's message. Ever since he boarded Zhou Qingfeng's pirate ship, all kinds of weird things have happened one after another, which is difficult to deal with!
My little ancestor, why don’t you just enjoy the benefits secretly? Why does Mao have to publicize it everywhere? Isn’t this causing trouble for us? Of course we know what we have produced, but we don’t want everyone to know about it just because we know it!
The official blog of 'Lan Chen' can only continue to deny: "The improvement in academic performance must be the result of long-term accumulation and accumulation of students in the learning process. It is also the result of the hard work of teachers. It is gratifying! But we once again explain that this has nothing to do with this.
The company's products have nothing to do with it."
If it is just a few arguments on the official blog, the influence is actually extremely limited. After all, not many people will pay attention to the official blog of 'Lan Chen', and it will calm down after a long time. But rumors have never followed common sense. This time
But it’s something related to a child’s future.
There are many parents who hope that their children will become successful. Who doesn’t want their children to become geniuses? Huang Xiaoming publicly admitted that his progress is related to the products of 'Lan Chen'. Naturally, many parents will try this magical product.
formula.
A pack of 'Lan Chen Cold Powder' and a bottle of 'Supreme Ice Cream', the two together only cost 20 yuan. You can buy them in street shops, which is not much money and convenient! As a result, everyone who heard the rumor was
I wanted to try it, but this time it was broken.
The population of China is too large. Even in a fourth-tier city like Tianyang, there are hundreds of thousands of people, and there are tens of thousands of college, middle and primary school students. Although most people have nothing to do with this mixed liquid.
reaction, but it is actually much better than the probability of winning the lottery.
One in a thousand, this is the real probability that the mixture of NTZ-26 and NTZ-45 will work. If this probability is placed in Tianyang City, various surprising and enviable living examples have been created one after another, and children continue to be affected by this formula.
And improve in learning.
The effects of medicinal liquids may be strong or weak, and Huang Xiaoming is an example of one who has achieved huge changes, but even a 10% or even 5% improvement is enough to make many students and parents happy.
Although the probability is small, everyone wants to try their luck, after all, it doesn't cost much. At first, students tested this formula, but soon it spread to adults, so more people found that they were the one who could rely on taking drugs.
Lucky guy who has improved his intelligence.
Now that the Internet is so developed and information spreads rapidly, many people laugh it off when they see this news. But with the hundreds of millions of Internet users in China, there are many people who are willing to try it.
There are more and more examples and more and more facts. Although the mainstream media has not reported this matter, this legend has appeared again and again. No matter how much the official blog of 'Lan Chen' denies it, it is useless. Because many examples happened in
Around everyone, there will be more and more people willing to believe it.
Until one day Raman, the director of the 'radiation' laboratory, reported something to Zhou Qingfeng, "Mr. Hugo, recent rumors in the society have attracted our attention, so we used finished products No. 26 and No. 45 to synthesize a new
of biochemical substances.
This should be the Stage 46 product you want. Considering its efficacy, we call it - 'Mantat'."