Chapter 931 What is the most important word for walking in the rivers and lakes?
Since the Incheon landing, the U.S. military's posture in North Korea can be described as invincible. From senior U.S. military officers to grassroots soldiers, they are all filled with enthusiasm for an easy victory. In their view, this war is nothing more than a large-scale armed parade.
The fight was over when we reached the China-North Korea border.
It is this kind of arrogance that magnifies the Americans' underestimation of the enemy countless times. Because they cooperate with the Nanbang army to fight, they cannot understand the difference between the Nanbang army and the Chinese army. This is not a joke, but a fact that has happened many times.
The Americans were beaten to a pulp more than once by the volunteers pretending to be the Nanbang Army, and more than once they mistook the Nanbang Army as volunteers. And twenty-four hours before the Battle of Yunshan started, this kind of insensitivity became even more severe.
It is reached to the extreme.
Zhou Qingfeng led the sharp knife squad to pretend to be the logistics personnel of the 15th Nanbang Regiment, sneaked into Yunshan and provided food for the US military. Not only did he and his subordinates receive unanimous praise from the US military, they even narrowed the relationship between the two parties.
When Zhou Qingfeng said he wanted to get some Spam to start a black market in food, the US soldiers responded with great support. They even asked what would be in the black market?
"We can get apples, big sweet and delicious apples." Zhou Qingfeng said nonsense.
U.S. soldiers were tired of eating field food every day. Although the logistics also provided fruits, the portions were quite limited. When Zhou Qingfeng said he could get apples, the rumor immediately ignited the atmosphere in the military camp.
"Apples? Where are the apples? Give me a basket."
"Only by pre-order? Then I want to pre-order. I can trade the damn Spam for apples, no matter how much."
"Sorry, the quantity of apples is limited, and the price has increased now. Two boxes of Spam for one box of apples."
Zhou Qingfeng's 'Jumbo Chicken' business has just opened, and the American soldiers who came to try it out kept sending the 'Spaam' distributed to them to the field kitchen. And when he came up with the gimmick of 'ordering apples',
Business is booming.
How good is it? So good that the major in charge of logistics of the 8th US Army Regiment came to verify the news in person, "Lieutenant Park, can you really get apples?"
"Major, please believe me. Look at my sincere face. I am a regular officer of the 15th Nanbang Regiment, not a savage with unknown origins. It will do me no good to deceive you." Zhou Qingfeng cheated the dead without compensating for his life.
He made a serious vow to get fresh food that was in short supply on the front line.
The Nanbang Pass was again taken out to prove Zhou Qingfeng's identity. The U.S. Army Major also carefully compared him with the photo on the pass and came to the conclusion that - well... the yellow-skinned monkeys all look similar.
The most important thing is that the U.S. Army major in charge of logistics does not think that a "Nanbang" monkey dares to deceive him - of course the Nanbang natives would not dare, but Uncle Zhou has nothing to do with Nanbang. He is a liar.
His skills are already perfect.
"If you can really get enough fruit, I can buy it at a high price." The U.S. military logistics major returned the pass to Zhou Qingfeng, and raised his head slightly like a proud man, as if he was not short of money.
In the eyes of the U.S. Army major, he was just showing off.
In Zhou Qingfeng's eyes, he was a fat sheep.
"Major, I dare not lie to you. I have about five tons of apples in my hand. These apples were seized from the Chinese Communist Army not long ago. Those poor Chinese Communist soldiers can only eat apples.
Our leader plans to distribute these apples to his cronies as welfare, but refuses to take them out for American friends to enjoy. This is really hateful! If you can prepare a few trucks and passage letters for me, I can take yours
People go and accept this batch of apples.
I only hope to get a small benefit from it, and I hope you can understand."
Understand? Of course I understand!
Hearing Zhou Qingfeng say that he has a nose and eyes, the U.S. Army major laughed happily. He nodded and pulled five trucks to Zhou Qingfeng, and also put a few barrels of gasoline on them, and then began to urge him to set off quickly.
The car, gasoline, passport documents, and the five American drivers who were taken as prisoners, everything was ready.
When the people in the sharp knife class learned from their squad leader that such a big trouble could be solved so easily, they were all stunned - this American is so weak, didn't he think that he would encounter a bold fake?
But Zhou Qingfeng was not finished yet. He found that although he had tried his best, the transportation capacity of the five trucks given by the U.S. Army major was not fully utilized. He really got thousands of boxes of 'Spam', but still couldn't make full use of it.
These cars cannot be loaded, and there are still two cars empty.
The thief is not empty-handed, how can he waste such precious transportation capacity? It is rare to cheat once, so he must do it neatly and return home with a full load.
Zhou Qingfeng felt that there was still a lot of potential in Yunshan City that could be tapped. After walking around the city, he pointed at a big thing on the roadside outside the city and asked: "This..., don't you want it?"
The person being asked was the engineers of the 8th Regiment of the US Army. They were handling a howitzer. Judging from the appearance, it was a 122 mm caliber M30 howitzer made by the Soviet Union. It should have been abandoned by the Beibang People's Army during its retreat. The Americans
Preparing to blow it up.
What a waste! This cannon is still intact.
The volunteers are extremely short of heavy firepower, and the 60 mortars are treasured. The Americans here actually want to blow up this thick pipe. Not only do they want to blow up this cannon, they also want to blow up hundreds of artillery shells that are also abandoned nearby.
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"Can you give it to me?" Zhou Qingfeng showed an extremely eager expression, "I can trade apples with you."
An apple is a basket, and anything can be put in it.
"Sorry." The US military engineers did not agree to Zhou Qingfeng's request. Instead, they waved their hands to tell the Nanbang native to stay away. "The order we received was to blow it up to prevent it from falling into the hands of hostile forces."
I am the hostile force, and I need it.
"Wait..., I think I can get the appropriate order. This will save you from the work, and I can also get this cannon." Zhou Qingfeng has a fascination for picking up rags, so he directly used the cannon carried by the engineer.
The walkie-talkie contacted the U.S. Army logistics major who had just made a deal with him.
In just a few words, Zhou Qingfeng convinced the major that the 15th Nanbang Regiment needed this artillery, and it could be exchanged for more logistical supplies needed by the US military. The US military engineers responsible for demolition and destruction were naturally happy to have one less trouble after receiving the order.
"Thank you, thank you so much!" Zhou Qingfeng expressed his gratitude with extremely joyful words, and personally delivered the freshly baked 'Jumbo Chicken' to these engineers. Then he asked: "What else do you have?"
Don’t you need anything? I can take it away for you.”
In the last hour when the sun went down, Zhou Qingfeng finally filled up his fleet. Not only did he get an extra cannon and hundreds of rounds of artillery shells, he also got a batch of "junk" that the US military looked down upon.
"These are all cannons. Just because the caliber is smaller and not worthy of their own logistics standards, the Americans don't want them." The 'old machine gun' who said this was holding an 82mm mortar abandoned by the People's Army.
Load it into the car.
"And this machine gun, Beibang is really rubbish. They were so defeated that they even escaped without destroying their weapons and equipment." The deputy squad leader struggled to carry a Guolinov heavy machine gun onto the carriage.
The shield is stupid and heavy, but has good firepower and defense.
There were so many things left behind by the People's Army that both Nanbang and the U.S. Army were disgusted. But Zhou Qingfeng collected the piles of 'garbage' and loaded them into the car. The convoy set off under the setting sun towards the so-called 'Nanbang 15th Regiment' position.
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Outside Yunshan City, Zhou Qingfeng held the deputy squad leader's hand and said, "Take care along the way, I'll wait for you to come back."
The deputy squad leader grabbed Zhou Qingfeng's hand with a solemn expression and said: "Squad monitor, it is more dangerous for you to stay, so you should take care of yourself!"
"Don't worry. Do you know the most important word for walking in the world? Look at my mouth - lie!"