Chapter 297: Drink happily, the capacity of an alcoholic
He Yan blushed and replied: "Uncle Zhao, I just want to drink today. Don't stop me. Just let me have a good drink. I have a good drinking capacity. It's not like you don't know this.
Even if I'm drunk, it won't matter. Anyway, I'm just an idler now, and the officials have nothing to do with me. I just need a few people to carry me back to the house, it won't be troublesome."
Fu Gu, who had always been at odds with him, also put down his wine lord and said: "Uncle Ping, although you are the adopted son and consort of Emperor Wu, you should not imitate drunkards like Kong Rong or Brother Liu Ling. You are not that kind of person."
Soochow Zheng Quan, after all, there are very few people like that, so it’s better to stop in moderation.”
Everyone knows the story of Kong Rong Rang Li, but not many people know that Kong Rong was an alcoholic.
Before the Han Dynasty, after Du Kang invented liquor in the Zhou Dynasty, liquor was drunk casually. It was not until the founding of Liu Bang that Xiao He legislated a ban on liquor. Since then, every dynasty has banned liquor to save food whenever the harvest was bad.
When alcohol was not prohibited, everyone drank freely and it was impossible to tell who was an alcoholic.
As soon as the prohibition was issued, everyone else stopped drinking. Only the drunkards were still drinking, which made them stand out from the crowd.
Cao Cao was a bit panicked about food. When food was scarce, he issued a ban on alcohol.
Most people would have to restrain themselves no matter how much they wanted to drink at this time, but Kong Rong was not like that. He directly wrote a letter to Cao Cao, and wrote a long paragraph with great literary talent.
Kong Rong's venomous words finally angered Cao Cao and killed Kong Rong's entire family.
When Kong Rong died, he sighed and said, "Too much talking will lead to failure." It can be seen that he never understood that if he drank too much and his mouth was not controlled by his brain nerves, how could he talk so much nonsense?
During the Wei Dynasty, there was a person named Liu Ling. He was addicted to alcoholism and drank several taels of wine every day. Therefore, he was called the number one alcoholic in ancient times.
He is six feet tall, has an ugly appearance, indulges his emotions, and often thinks that he is in the universe and harmonizing all things.
When Liu Ling was young, he was indifferent and silent, and did not interact with others casually. However, he had a good relationship with Ruan Ji and Ji Kang. When they met, they understood each other and went into the mountains and forests together. At first, they did not care whether they had any family property.
His wife hates him drinking, imagine, no woman likes her husband to get drunk every day.
It is said that Liu Ling had a magical story with Du Kang. He thought he was the best drinker in the world and could control any alcohol. Once, he passed by a tavern with the words "Three Bowls of Drunk" hanging on the door.
This made Liu Ling very unconvinced. He had never drank more than three bowls.
In order to prove his strength, Liu Ling ordered three bowls of wine from the boss. After drinking the wine, Liu Ling felt that he didn't feel anything bad, but the wine was very refreshing.
After three years, the boss didn't think he would accept a lot of money.
After Liu Ling readily agreed, he went home. After returning home, Liu Ling suddenly felt very sleepy and wanted to sleep, so he fell asleep on the bed.
Unexpectedly, after sleeping for three years this time, the wife thought her husband had died accidentally after drinking too much, so she arranged a funeral for him and buried him.
Three years later, the owner of the tavern came to Liu Ling's house and said that he was here to collect money to buy wine.
This made Liu Ling's wife very angry. His wine had already killed her husband, but who knew he would dare to come and collect money to buy wine.
The tavern owner said that Liu Ling was not dead, he was just asleep, which confused Liu Ling's wife.
Sure enough, after opening the coffin, Liu Ling looked like he had just woken up and said "good wine, good wine", which made his wife dumbfounded.
It turned out that after drinking Dukang, Liu Ling really slept for three years, and the tavern owner became famous.
Liu Ling is also a real person. He knows that drinking will harm his health, but he has been drinking too much and can't quit drinking. So every time he drinks outside, he has to bring someone with him and a shovel. If he is told that drinking will lead to death,
He would bury himself on the spot.
His wife hated Liu Ling's drinking habit. His wife repeatedly advised him to stop drinking. One day, his wife once again suggested Liu Ling to stop drinking as soon as possible. Liu Ling made an unconventional promise. In the past, his wife always
He said he wanted to quit drinking, but this time he simply agreed, surprising his wife and son.
Liu Ling said to his wife: "Quitting alcohol is a big deal. We should prepare food and wine to worship God, so that we can be more confident about the success of quitting alcohol."
In order to make her husband quit drinking, his wife immediately went to prepare wine and food. His wife laid out a large table of dishes and took out a large jar of wine she brewed.
When his wife went out, Liu Ling began to eat meat and drink wine. He regarded the food and wine prepared by his wife for worshiping gods as his own feast.
When Liu Ling pretended to give up drinking, he put some wine and prayed: "Liu Ling was born, named after wine; one drink is one stone, and five dou of wine will wake you up." Five dou of wine can only satisfy the craving. To be satisfied, you must have more than one stone.
After his wife came back, Liu Ling was lying on the wine jar drinking. Seeing this scene, his wife became furious. The angry wife pushed Liu Ling into the wine jar and said, "I'll let you drink as much as you want."
If a normal person was pushed into the wine jar, he would climb out immediately, but Liu Ling was not like that. After his wife pushed him into the wine jar, he remained motionless and quietly stayed in the wine bottle.
After three days, the wife did not see Liu Ling's shadow, which made her feel frightened. She hurried to the wine vat to look for her husband.
What made his wife dumbfounded was that Liu Ling got drunk in the tank and said three words, "Who else is drunk?" It really felt like I was abandoning anyone else, but he was very upright and not suitable for officialdom.
It is generally believed that northerners drink better than southerners. However, among the drunkards in the Three Kingdoms era, there was Kong Rong in the north, but there was one in the south who was better than him, and that was Zheng Quan, a native of Wu.
Zheng Quan is known as the "wonder of wine". Brother Zheng Quan hopes to have a ship loaded with 500 dendrobiums of fine wine, with his favorite snacks on both sides of the ship, so that he can drink it anytime, anywhere, and the wine will not taste good.
Reduce, drink one dou to replenish one dou, drink one liter to replenish one liter, automatically fill it up, and always maintain the best state of five hundred dendrobium.
Zheng Quan's speaking skills were much higher than Kong Rong's. He served as a doctor under Sun Quan and often gave Sun Quan advice.
Not only did he drink every day when he was alive, but he also hoped that after his death, his bones would turn into soil and he would be lucky enough to be made into a wine pot and soaked in wine forever. Life and death would be inseparable from wine! His dedication to wine was truly
It can be said to be a shocking sight.
Yang Zong also smiled and said: "Shu Ping, you just have to drink to your heart's content today. Lan Shi is right. You are not like Yu Dingguo, the imperial lieutenant in the Han Dynasty, who gets more and more sober the more you drink."
According to the "Book of Han" records, Yu Dingguo, who served as a court captain during the reign of Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, was very fair in deciding cases. The folk song said: "Yu Dingguo was a court captain, and the people believed that they would not be wronged."
This man is also a good drinker. He has a superlative drinking capacity and can drink several stones without getting drunk. What is even more strange is that the more wine he drinks, the clearer the case is. It is not a problem for such an official to drink a little. The court can rest assured.