Chapter 245: Brother Monkey, my boss is omnipotent
"Oh, who is thinking of me?"
In the Shenzhen Wildlife Park, in a jungle, in front of a huge grass field, a plump and colorful parrot lay there without any image.
Suddenly it felt cold all over, its feathers were trembling, and it was suspicious, wondering who was talking about it?
"Brother Xian, do you have a cold?"
At this time, not far from the colorful parrot, on a huge seat made of countless rattans, a monkey with golden hair was lying on its back.
The one who spoke just now was this monkey. It had golden hair and was three meters tall. It looked extremely tall and majestic. He heard the colorful parrot sneezing and then asked.
The colorful parrot rubbed its nose with two feathers, shook its head and said, "Brother Monkey, I'm fine. Maybe I drank too much last night."
"It's okay, come on, let's have a drink." The golden monkey laughed twice and raised a wine bottle in his hand with the words "Red Star Erguotou" written on it.
It is the monkey king in the wildlife park. He calls himself the Monkey King. Thousands of his monkey brothers are densely surrounding him. Everyone is eating bananas and nibbling delicate wild fruits, like a general meeting.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Xiong Er is drunk."
At this time, a little monkey jumped up and pointed to a location over there and said this.
The Monkey King looked up and saw that there was a black and white panda lying there. It was plump and five meters tall, but it didn't look lethal at all. Instead, it gave people a cute look.
Feel.
This is a giant panda, sleeping soundly while holding a Red Star Erguotou wine bottle, drooling and not even knowing it.
"This Bear Er, it's true." The Monkey King shook his head, and then turned his eyes to the position not far from the giant panda, where a huge creature also sat.
It was a gorilla, very huge, with a body of eight meters tall. Sitting there, it felt full of oppression. The muscles all over its body were bulging, and its black hair was like steel needles.
"Big guy, are you drunk too?" the Monkey King asked with a smile.
The gorilla immediately stopped after hearing this, stood up, beat his chest with one hand, and shouted: "Your Majesty, I'm not drunk, I really am not drunk, I can still drink."
As he spoke, it fell straight down with a bang, kicking up bursts of dust, and its huge body was like a hill.
Seeing this, the colorful parrot shook his head and mocked: "I asked you to show off your talent, and you said you could drink, but you fell down after only thirty bottles. What a shame."
As it spoke, it held a wine bottle between its wings, raised its head and drank it in a gulp, finishing the bottle of Erguotou in one go.
"My good brother has a good capacity for drinking." The Monkey King praised him while drinking.
"Alas" but it suddenly sighed while drinking, looking gloomy, as if something was unhappy about it.
As a result, the colorful parrot happened to see it, and he immediately asked drunkenly: "Brother Monkey, why are you sighing? Is there something bothering you?"
"You don't know, well, let's just not mention it!" The Monkey King waved his hands with a depressed look and drank alone. He was upset.
At this moment, the colorful parrot was really curious. He opened his two dizzy eyes and asked: "Brother Monkey, what's bothering you? Look, you have tens of thousands of monkeys and monkeys, as well as Big Man and Xiong Er."
As a strong general."
"Furthermore, the only thing missing from this land is the big white cat in the west, the black snake in the south, and the ugly crocodile in the center. Now that you are considered the overlord, what else are you unhappy about?
"?" The colorful parrot said a few words in succession, feeling really curious.
With the current status of the Monkey King, apart from a few particularly powerful things in the entire wildlife park, he is the largest here and has tens of thousands of monkey brothers. What is there to be dissatisfied about?
"My dear brother, take a look for yourselves, what are these little brothers like me carrying? Wooden sticks, iron rods, and look at my old Sun's weapons. They are very different from the Golden Cudgel."
As he spoke, the Monkey King lifted up a thick steel pipe next to him, waved it, and put it down with a dissatisfied and depressed look on his face.
It really hopes that it can get the same golden cudgel as Sun Wukong in Journey to the West, and even its name is after Sun Wukong's surname.
puff!
"Ahem, cough, monkey brother." The colorful parrot choked on a sip of wine, and it took a long time to change. It couldn't laugh or cry: "Monkey brother, have you read too much Journey to the West?"
"You know nothing!" The Monkey King looked unhappy and snorted: "Sun Wukong is my idol, and I must have the weapons he has."
The colorful parrot rolled his eyes, stretched out his wings to hug Suzaku, who had been quiet next to him, and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, if you want a weapon, it's actually very simple."
oh?
When the monkey king heard this, he immediately became energetic. He looked directly at it and asked, "Xian brother, tell me quickly, is there any way you can help me get the weapon I want?"
The colorful parrot was now proud. He held his head high and said proudly: "Brother Monkey, let alone your weapons. Even if you have tens of thousands of weapons, Brother Monkey, it won't be a problem."
"Seriously?" The Monkey King suddenly came to the colorful parrot and grabbed one of its wings without letting go, his face filled with excitement.
The colorful parrot was startled, broke away from the Monkey King's hand, and said coldly: "Brother Monkey, I only like Suzaku and Phoenix, don't look for me."
"Idiot, tell me quickly, or I'll smash your lower two balls with a stick." The Monkey King was so anxious that he raised his giant stick and pretended to hit you.
The colorful parrot became honest now and said depressedly: "Brother Monkey, you are bullying me because I am not as good as you. When I advance again and my bloodline memory wakes up, you will definitely be no match for me."
As it spoke, it held its head up proudly, hugged Suzaku, and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey, if you want weapons, it's actually very simple. You can ask my boss for them."
"Um, your boss? Are you me?" The Monkey King was dumbfounded and a little confused.
Unexpectedly, the colorful parrot looked embarrassed, but he patted his chest and promised: "Brother Monkey, my boss has great powers, all-powerful means, and is omnipotent. Whatever weapons you want, he can definitely help you get them."
"Is your boss a human?" Soon, the monkey king understood and stared at the colorful parrot with his bright golden eyes.
The latter faced him calmly, nodded and said: "Yes, Brother Monkey, I tell you honestly, my boss is a human, and he is also an extremely powerful human. He has hundreds of thousands of human warriors under his command, all of them are fully armed and have super combat power."
It's so strong that things like big white cats and black snakes can be crushed in minutes."
This colorful parrot actually boasted like this. I wonder what Qin Tiange would think if he knew it was boasting about him like this?
"Your Majesty, humans cannot be trusted!"
At this time, an old ape with gray hair stood up and reminded the monkey king that humans cannot be trusted.
The Monkey King didn't speak, his eyes flickered. Looking at the calm-looking colorful parrot, he suddenly made a decision in his heart.
"Brother, take me to see your boss." The Monkey King said in an extremely serious tone.
It decided that for the sake of its own weapons and the weapons of tens of thousands of subordinates, it must see if the boss the colorful parrot said is really capable?
"Okay!"
The colorful parrot looked excited, and the feathers on its head looked a little pink. It hugged the Suzaku happily, not to mention how happy it was.
"Suzaku, let's go back. Let's go back and see the boss. This time we have made a meritorious service and we will definitely get a lot of good things. The boss has a lot of things in his hands that make me greedy."
The colorful parrots cooed, picked up the redbirds, flapped their wings and flew high into the air, soaring into the blue sky.
"Woah, dear brother, you are not loyal enough, just wait for me."
The monkey king suddenly became anxious, yelling at the colorful parrots in the sky, jumping up and down with a big iron rod, and quickly leaped over the treetops. After a few ups and downs, he disappeared here, leaving behind a group of confused monkeys.