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Chapter 97 Who cares about this kind of thing?

 In the white sea, the sea of ​​clouds rolled, and as Labu's whale jumped, the white clouds set off countless waves.

Dog planner Fang Fan stared at the white sea, looking far into the distance, and noticed a figure appearing in the distance.

It was a ship flying in the air, with a sharp black horn, and the lower end of the bow, which was supposed to cut through the waves, was hollowed out.

Inside, a strange orange light filled the entire cabin, making it impossible for outsiders to see clearly what was going on inside through the hollows.

The huge hull has neat oars on both sides of the ship. The two sails are spread out, and the black canvas reveals a shiny black color.

If you feel it carefully, you will hear the strange sound of dragon roaring faintly above.

There is a strange device at the stern of the ship. If there are older Arad warriors here, they will be able to tell at a glance that this is a device generator for transferring energy.

"This is... the cry of the saint?"

The boat is getting closer.

On the deck, Lute Grebrien wore a confident and steady smile, "Hello, first time meeting..."

He looks about 35 years old, has thick curly blond hair with two brown horns, and wears a leather jacket.

Fang Fan stood up and pulled the cloth on his back, looking at the dragon man uncle.

"Why are you here..."

"Of course, let me introduce you to someone..."

Behind the splint, a young man pushed up the glasses on his nose. As the light of the lenses flashed away, the man spoke.

"Let's get to know each other, Wode Tian·Shuai Dexiang?"

Fang Fan had no expression on his face, "Oh, with such a shameless name, he must be the author of Snail..."

Young man: "..."

"Damn it! I'll give you another chance to speak... Wait for me, Snailmon, to complete my evolution and turn into the normal form of the second watchmon, and then the second watchmon will super evolve, super super evolve, and finally become the third watchmon, the fourth watchmon, and the fifth watcher."

When I was updating my beasts, I saw this picture of your plot, sss--it’s gone..."

Good guy, behind Fang Fan, a group of readers jumped out:

嘘嘘嘤: "When you were still a beast, you saw that these ten recommendation votes were not there, hiss, they were gone..."

Complex and unforgettable: "When you can't update and you stop updating, and you see these zero rewards, sizzle, they're gone..."

Go click: "When you update slowly and see that this monthly pass is not there, hiss, it's gone..."

Xie Leijing: "When you update slowly, if you see this comment, it's gone..."

Dear Daniel Wu: "When you update slowly, if you see this collection, hiss, it's gone..."

Wardtian·Shuai Dexiang: Good guys, you guys...

Fang Fan was extremely proud, looked at the other party stiffly, and opened his mouth to sing:

"Oh~ the readers' parents gave me a lot, but not much. It's enough for me to run around in this novel, enough for me to live..."

The author quickly said: "Stop it, stop it~"

Shuai Dexiang turned around and ordered two drops of eye drops, then turned around, his nose burst into tears, and he began to cry:

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

, How heartbreaking..."

Fang Fan plucked his ears, while the readers were nibbling melon seeds, sniffing Kuai Le, and looking at the author.

They said in unison: "This is not the reason for your slow update!"

"Listen to my cunning...well, no...explanation. The size of the pirates is very large, and the size of the dungeon is also quite large. A lot of information and background information are unknown. The poisonous milk powder has some self-setting

Paradoxically, it is not easy to create well."

"Little author, your recommendation vote is gone..."

The author immediately knelt down and said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, readers, dads, I will change it! Hey, look at the recommendation tickets and monthly tickets, do you think... um...



The reader was about to vote, but was stopped by the person next to him.

He took out a large cauldron from his clothes and looked at the handsome young author with a wicked smile:

"Have you looked at this tripod?"

Author: "Did you see it?"

"Do you recognize the words above?"

"Do you know me?"

"Read it out."

The author raised his eyes and carefully identified: "Xia Ci Yiding?"

Damn it, I’ll definitely do it next time!

Another reader next to me reminded:

"Hey - I asked you to tell me about the update issue, but you are just talking about it, and you still don't deal with it from the ground up!"

"Yes, yes! If you confess, you will be lenient. If you go to jail, you will be punished. If you resist, you will be strict. Go home for the New Year!"

The author looked up in confusion, and the black man had a question mark face.

The interrogating reader next to him also looked at him: Damn it, this guy is an undercover agent sent by the author.

Immediately, a reader opened Penguin QQ, clicked on the number in the upper right corner, clicked on Add Friends/Group, clicked on "Find Group" at the top, and entered.

Let me see who is undercover in the group.

The author sighed longly and said: "Hey... it takes time to integrate the settings. The reader's father and the author must understand and understand..."

"The friendship between gentlemen is as light as understanding, dear~"

"Pirates, I still need to do my homework, and I can't make people laugh anymore..."

Readers: "Then it's okay to update once in a while, if you have a good explosion next..."

When the young author heard this, he was amused, "Dear, the friendship between gentlemen is as simple as understanding. You have not yet understood the essence of understanding..."

He narrowed his little eyes and said, "Besides, aren't there some readers who say that my setting is unreasonable? For example, Smoker uses fists and shouldn't be a ghost swordsman. Zoro can also be blind as a sword spirit."

Turning into Asura, Kerla has learned karate, it shouldn’t be a summons..."

Readers, you look at me and I look at you, right? Is there such a detail that is thinner than Enoki mushrooms?

Do you see it so carefully?

"Na na na, you can ask the person involved this kind of question..."

The young author suddenly took out a rainbow-colored telephone bug from the straw hat on his head and called Smoker in front of all the readers.

The phone bug's face gradually turned into a smog, and then his voice came:

"Hey, snail author, why do you have time to call me and stop updating?"

Smoker brushed the Minotaur again and again while saying.

Author:.....

Just wait for me. I will write them down for you one by one.

"Explain to the readers, why you are a Ghost Swordsman!"

"According to the research and analysis of the Naval War Bureau, anyone with weapons such as swords and clubs will change their profession to become a Ghost Swordsman..."

"Isn't this in the river? As a glorious ghost-hand swordsman, I can also fist. What do you call this? I have many skills but I don't have the body. Is there a problem? No problem..."

The author nodded wildly: "Yes, yes, I also think my settings are very heli. Even if there are a few unreasonable ones, they are excusable~"

Right, earthen jar!

Earthen jar: "......"

Why do I have anything to do with you here?

The author said to himself: "Generally speaking, the profession of the pirate navy will be comprehensively considered from weapons, professional beliefs, devil fruit forms, etc."

"You see Akainu is covered in lava, and his shape is similar to the red dog's skill form, but in fact he is not a berserker who is supreme in the sky and unable to pursue power on the earth."

"He is an iron-blooded navy, a general, a marshal, a tough guy who hates evil and cannot tolerate the slightest bit of sand in his eyes. In addition, he is also a righteous navy, so exorcism is his truly suitable profession...

."

The readers are thoughtful.

"Another example is Kerla. A reader's father said that she has learned fish-man karate and should be a female fighter, such as Huahua."

"But Kerla is not suitable to go to the front line and fight with her body after all. She is an intelligence agent and is not good at fighting. She has to call on comrades in the Revolutionary Army for help even if she is beaten. She is not a gun-wielding person, and hen is not suitable. She is not suitable.

She is also a 36D big loli, so she is more suitable for summoning."

After the author finished speaking, he still underestimated in a low voice:

Besides, I'm still a child...

Readers suddenly realized: "No wonder, the young author said that Franky's profession will not be a mechanic. It turns out that you can't just look at the appearance."

"Oh, just look at the cover of this book. It doesn't look that good on the outside, but if you look closely at the plot, it's pretty good..."

"Well, yes, it's a bit like watching anime, it's quite funny..."

Fang Fanggang nodded in agreement.

The reader next to me saw it and said again:

"You still have the nerve to nod, you are such an incompetent protagonist... You have to personally deliver an invitation letter in the early stage, which is too embarrassing! Can't you let the system issue it in one piece?"

Before Fang Fan looked confused, the system became silent:

I want to give you everything, why do you need this host?

Really, a mature host should learn to send invitations by himself.

Really cool?

Whatever quality you want as a host, my system must be as good as it is.

Take a look at our system chat group system. Every day, you post about how awesome your host is, and the host is on top of you, shitting and peeing on you.

I despise them.

Besides, how can young people enjoy the blessings of 996 when everything is taken care of?

Fang Fan rolled his eyes: Good guys, aren't you here to see the pirates? What does it have to do with me...

What kind of protagonist do you want?

Besides, did I say I was the protagonist?

I’m also a supporting character, okay!

Just be happy and that’s all!

A reader woke up and immediately shouted:

"No, everyone, aren't we talking about updates? Why are we off topic again?"

"Hey, where is the young author?"

When I looked on the deck, I saw the author was nowhere to be found.

"I'm here!"

The readers looked up at the sky and saw shadows of the apostles flashing around the author.

He adjusted the glasses on his nose: "To correct you, everyone who has appeared on the scene and those who have not left the country, as well as the fathers of readers who will see this here in the future, first..."

"I'm not young..."

Reader: "..."

Who cares about this kind of thing?

"Second, please subscribe to the official version..."

The readers looked at each other and saw the author shaking his head and saying: "You vote for me and I vote for you. The young author will make his debut tomorrow. If you don't vote for me, I won't vote for him. When will the young author make his debut? I beg the reader to have a happy reading and at the same time,

Thank you for your support...."

Before the author finished speaking, the first shadow of the apostle gradually solidified, and a figure walked out of the space behind him.

As soon as he appeared, the space could not withstand his presence and shattered into pieces.

Readers immediately recognized who it was:

"Kahn the Fate?!"

The moment Kahn appeared, his indifferent gaze was directed at the Holy Land Marie Joa.

Among the flowers, a pair of eyes opened reflexively, and there was a deep look of horror in the blood-colored eyes.

"Wulao Xing, go and subscribe to DNF for Pirates..."

......

Hedunmar, the gsd old man stood up. He set all Ghost Swordsman skill learning to a managed state, and walked towards the west coast.

"The adventure of the Sky City is about to begin. Young ghost swordsmen, listen with your ears, cut with your heart, and subscribe with your coins."

......

In the Sky City, Lolianne in the cage of the Dragon Tower has a pair of cute and bright eyes, extremely clear.

She hugged her beloved pet Dincas and said in her sweet voice:

"She is so beautiful, please subscribe. At any rate, I can support you with my first subscription..."

......

On the west coast, Grandma Olan has a kind face.

"Why haven't you subscribed yet..."

Reader: "You really updated it..."

......

Somewhere in the Sky Tower, there is a naked god covered in thunder and lightning.

Haha, let you write me like this, go ahead and let me be the protagonist in the next book!

But when people are under the eaves, they have to lower their heads and say:

"Every order is over 1,000, extra updates will be added!"

Reader: "With your speed, can you cash it in immediately?"

Author: "Additional updates will be delivered within one week!"

"A leader, plus three more chapters..."

......

Ending:

In the small garden, Luffy and his friends looked up at the sky:

Nami suddenly said: "Luffy, have you ever thought that the author will not return your straw hat while wearing it..."

Luffy looked shocked: "Ah~~~~~"

……

The author wears Luffy's straw hat and says: Well, as long as I am not embarrassed myself, others will be embarrassed, and they can follow the network cable to talk about me, and I have the ability to join the group to give them a heads-up...

Retreat, retreat, Luffy is coming to catch up.

***The author has something to say***

The last free chapter, see you tonight... there may only be two updates, and the third update will be later.

If you see someone using a mobile phone to code words on the train today, maybe it’s me!


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