The so-called uncle-loving people are those who like uncles and older, mature men.
They more or less have an Electra complex. Compared with the opposite sex of the same age, they prefer to push middle-aged men with successful careers and unlimited charm onto the bed. Even if they are faceless, slightly fat, and have slightly small breasts, in the arms of their uncle
They are also sweetheart lolita, cute little pets, and coquettish and willful little princesses. Their youth is a magic weapon, and their naivety is also an advantage. More importantly, young people have to work hard for many years to have money and status. Choosing an uncle is a one-step process.
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The weird uncle is poison to the little lolita!
Shuangshuang's favorite movie is "The Killer Is Not So Cold". She has watched it many times and shed tears many times. She likes Uncle Leon in the movie, who wears sunglasses and a windbreaker, is silent and has a charming smile. Every time he kills someone, he
They both drink milk and bring a pot of green plants with them every time they move. They both want to follow such a handsome and cool middle-aged man to wander around the world, kill people and buy goods. She wears a small school-style skirt and boots, and always fantasizes about meeting herself.
Uncle Lyon.
Shishiyan said: Li Jufu’s uncle is a weird uncle who makes me wear school uniform every time we date.
Shuangshuang said: Oh my God, where is my weird uncle? I have been waiting so hard.
Shuangshuang's weird uncle is the father of a tall, rich and handsome man.
A middle-aged fat man, wearing a thick gold chain around his neck, with a big belly, wearing a round-neck old man's shirt, prefers to go shirtless in summer. This man's name is Gao Pifu, he is a nouveau riche, he won a huge jackpot by buying welfare lottery tickets in his early years
, he should be the first person in China to wear a wig and mask to receive the award. Since then, there have been many imitators. We can see the disguised appearance of the winner on TV. Gao Pifu is very creative, using
Bonus opened a restaurant, and every year during the Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, programs will be on-demand on TV. He said in Mandarin with dialect characteristics: On the occasion of the Spring Festival, our seafood restaurant would like to thank our customers...
They both called him Uncle Gao, and their acquaintance was purely accidental.
That day, Gao Fushuai celebrated his birthday, and many classmates gathered at his house. Da Lizi, Li Jufu, Shuangshuang, Shishiyan, Zhang Daoxue, and other classmates in the class all held a birthday party for Gao Fushuai at his home.
Gao Fushuai's parents were not at home, and the children had a great time. They had a cake fight, drank a lot of beer, champagne, orange juice and yogurt, and kept making noise until midnight. Everyone was dizzy and sleeping in the living room.
Gao Fushuai pulled Zhang Daoxue into his room and said in Gao Fushuai's words: I took care of her.
That night, Gao Fushuai's father also took care of Shuangshuang.
The sofa in the living room was full of people sleeping. They both yawned, clapped their mouths with their hands, and went straight upstairs to open a door. She threw herself on the big bed and fell asleep. This was the bedroom of her wealthy and handsome parents.
In the middle of the night, Gao Fushuai's father came back. He was also drunk, muttering drunken words: Please pay attention when reversing, please pay attention when reversing. After he entered the bedroom, he saw a girl in school uniform sleeping on the bed, and he beat her.
After burping, he went up and hugged her. Both of them wanted to resist, but half pushed and half pushed her away. They shouted, "Uncle Gao, no, no," and put their arms around Uncle Gao's neck.
Both weighed 120 pounds, but they looked like little birds in Uncle Gao's arms. The school uniforms were taken off, and after the sound of slapping, they completed the process of exchanging body fluids.
Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, you are bullying me.
Uncle Gao said: I'm drunk. Are you my son's classmate? How old are you?
Shuangshuang said: My name is Shuangshuang, I am only seventeen years old, it hurts so much.
Uncle Gao said: Are you a virgin?
Shuangshuang was not a virgin, but she nodded solemnly. She pretended to be similar, pouting, looking innocent, and her eyes were full of tears, just like a beautiful girl in anime. Uncle Gao wiped Shuangshuang with toilet paper.
After a while, they both squirmed, and Uncle Gao flicked the paper ball into the trash can and asked, "Are you not bleeding?"
When girls pretend to be virgins, they use the following excuses:
A bicycle bump, a horse riding a horse, a jump rope, a sanitary napkin, etc.
Most girls rely on bicycles, and they can be shot while lying on bicycles. Some cunning girls will say that they have masturbated, and even more cunning girls will deliberately choose to have sex in the two days before and after menstruation, which makes it easier to disguise.
virgin.
Shuangshuang had a lot of clever ideas. She rolled her dark eyes and looked pitiful on the verge of tears. She shed a few tears and choked up and said: Actually, I practiced dancing when I was a child, and one time when I did the splits... my hymen ruptured.
,bleeding.
Uncle Gao said: Be good, stop crying, uncle will give you a hug, and don’t tell anyone what happened today.
Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, I won't tell anyone. This is our little secret. Will I get pregnant?
Uncle Gao said: How could it be such a coincidence? Don't think too much. With these two hundred yuan, you can have breakfast at school tomorrow.
Shuangshuang was a little angry, widened his eyes and said: Uncle Gao, who do you think I am?
Shuangshuang left the room crying, but Da Lizi happened to see him. Uncle Gao chased after him and drove Shuangshuang home.
He is 42 years old and she is 17 years old.
Girls have uncle complexes, and weird uncles also have virginity complexes.
Shuangshuang didn't want Uncle Gao's money. A few days later, Shuangshuang went to Gao Fushuai's father's restaurant. She said she had lost her mobile phone and wanted to borrow money from Uncle Gao to buy a new mobile phone. Uncle Gao gave her a dual-SIM dual-standby phone.
It's an old mobile phone. He asked Shuangshuang not to come here to look for him in the future. There is a card in the mobile phone, so he can call when he needs to be contacted.
Over the next month, they dated many times and seemed to really fall in love.
They went to a hotel to book a room together. Uncle Gao was rich, but he was very stingy. He always chose a cheap hotel. They jumped up and down happily on the bed. They felt that the mattress was not very soft, so Uncle Gao asked them to lie down on him.
On the belly, he calls her his sweetheart. Although the school uniform is ugly, Uncle Wei likes her. Sometimes he will force her to do homework, and then he will carry her to the bed and have sex. The sound of slapping is also accompanied by Uncle Wei
He kept yelling, Shuangshuang, call daddy, call daddy. Uncle Wei sometimes wanted to put on school uniform and help Shuangshuang do her homework. He felt like first love in his heart.
They traveled to other cities by car together, both of them had the unique naughty and cuteness of underage girls. When they were queuing up to buy tickets at the scenic spot, the little girl walked around her uncle and muttered, "Uncle, I want to do something to you."
Come on, come on, I want you to love me forever. Tired from playing, they both acted coquettishly, waving their hands and asking Uncle Gao to carry her. The uncle smiled and carried the little girl on his back to watch zebras and brown bears together. Others thought they were father and daughter.
But the girl said to a vendor selling candied haws, he is my boyfriend.
The uncle and the little girl were sitting on the flower bed to rest. He smoked and blew smoke rings, and she blew bubble gum.
Uncle Gao said: Share the bubble gum with me.
They both looked at him, spit out the chewing gum into their palms, pulled it into two pieces, and pinched the smaller piece with their fingers.
Uncle Gao looked at her depressedly for ten seconds.
Both of them pouted and said: Why do you use the word "fen"?
Uncle Gao smiled and wanted to take the piece of chewing gum, but he stuffed both pieces into his mouth at once and said: Come and grab it.
Uncle Gao was a little hesitant. There were so many tourists around, and he didn't know if he would meet anyone he knew.
They both closed their eyes, raised their faces and said, "What are we afraid of? No one knows us."
A middle-aged uncle kissed an underage girl, and the cannas in the flower bed were in full bloom. At that moment, they forgot themselves, and the world was so beautiful that it lost its sound and color.
The most heart-warming encounter is also the saddest parting!
This middle-aged fat man has allergic skin. He has a lot of herpes on his chin, small yellow blisters with white dead skin on the edges. His wife asked him in confusion, you are over forty and you still have acne.
? He didn't reply, but made a naughty move - sticking out his tongue. His tongue was also covered with herpes, which were densely packed, yellow and transparent. He felt itchy and unbearable, so he scratched his tongue several times with his fingers.
Several herpes were scratched, and yellow pus flowed from the corners of his mouth. When his wife left and he was alone in the room, he spat and said: Damn, athlete's foot is also contagious!
Both of them have athlete's foot. This girl doesn't pay much attention to hygiene, and her feet are extremely smelly.
Once, the drunk uncle Gao licked her feet, and herpes broke out on her chin and tongue.
He began to feel disgusted and stopped contacting her. Men like the new and hate the old. Uncle Gao soon hooked up with the waitress in the restaurant. They both fell out of love. During that time, she began to give up on herself, overeated, and gained a lot of weight.
When I was young, my temper became very irritable, and I often quarreled with my classmates in the class.
Li Jufu: Let’s rate the fungus in the class.
Da Li Zi: Zhang Daoxue, 70% black fungus, Shuangshuang, 30% black fungus, 3% shit swallow, 30% pink fungus.
Li Jufu: It feels so good. I think I have successfully quit masturbating. Zhang Daoxue cannot tempt me at all.
Da Li Zi: Your sister, quitting masturbation is like quitting drugs.
Gao Fushuai: Between you two, who can help me practice my World of Warcraft account?
Li Jufu said disdainfully: Nest dog.
Shuangshuang said: Hey, what did you do just now? Who are you giving the score to?
Shishiyan said: Please, don’t mention my name behind my back.
Shuangshuang said: Stop masturbating, it’s so disgusting, it’s really disgusting.
Da Lizi said: Your sister, why, you also successfully stopped picking?
Shuangshuang said: You go and eat daddy.
Li Jufu said: She asked you to eat a bowl of Rexiang.
Zhang Daoxue said: What are you arguing about? You guys will start class soon.
Shuangshuang said: Zhang Daoxue, they said bad things about you just now.
Zhang Daoxue said: As long as the rich and handsome man doesn't say bad things about me.
Gao Fushuai said: Xueer, ignore them.
Shuangshuang said: Oh my god, Dese, I will go find your daddy tomorrow.
Gao Fushuai: Shuangshuang, your damn mother, are you looking for a fight?
Shuangshuang said: If you dare to touch me, try it. You have no guts and no grace. I will blow your asshole!
Li Jufu made a gun shape with his fingers, frowned, and farted loudly at the crowd, who held their noses and dispersed.
Shortly thereafter, Shuangshuang sent a text message to Uncle Gao: I am pregnant, uncle, and I think this matter is disturbing you.
They both encouraged Shi Shiyan to rent a house to have a baby, with the purpose of using her urine to blackmail Uncle Gao. This sinister girl was very smart, knowing that Uncle Gao would definitely verify the authenticity, so she put the urine into a voodoo doll.
, carry it with you. Uncle Gao made an appointment with Shuangshuang to a small hotel and asked her to use a pregnancy test strip for testing.
Shuangshuang said, "Look, I can't pee."
Uncle Gao said: Then you go to the bathroom.
Shuangshuang put Shishiyan's urine into a paper cup, took it out, and inserted the pregnancy test paper into the urine in front of Uncle Gao. After a while, it showed the result of pregnancy.
They both lay on the bed, holding their cheeks in their hands, crossing their feet and saying, "Oh my God, I didn't expect that I'm going to be a mother. Uncle, do you like a boy or a girl?"
Uncle Gao hugged her, lay beside her, and said with infinite tenderness, "You are still a child."
Uncle Gao tried hard to persuade Shuangshuang to have an abortion, but both of them puffed up their cheeks and shook their heads. Uncle Gao told Shuangshuang that it was impossible for him to divorce, as the child would be born without a father, and there would be a lot of trouble in the future. If he could not give the child happiness,
, why let him come to this world.
Uncle Gao asked tentatively, have you ever slept with anyone else?
They both jumped up, put their hands on their waists, and said angrily: Then give birth to her, and do a paternity test, and you will know if she is your child.
Uncle Gao began to please Shuangshuang in every possible way, telling her that medical abortion was the simplest and most convenient method, and it would not delay school. After taking the medicine for three days, her stomach would hurt for a while, and all her worries would be gone. If the 49-day period passed, she could only
If you choose abortion, lying on the cold operating table and spreading your legs will be particularly painful.
He said to Shuangshuang: Do you know what dilation and curettage is? It means giving the fetus a poisonous injection first, then reaching in and digging out the dead baby with a small spoon... It is better to choose medical abortion.
Both were frightened and their expressions were stiff. After a long time, she said: Okay, I'll buy medicine.
Uncle Gao took out two hundred yuan from his wallet and said: Medical abortion does not cost much.
Both of them frowned and said in disgust: I don't want your money. I'm asking my mother for money and I'll buy medicine tomorrow.
Shuangshuang thought to himself, Damn, you just want to send me two hundred yuan, just wait, you are in my hands this time!
After Shuangshuang returned, Uncle Gao kept texting and asking, but Shuangshuang ignored him for several days. Uncle Gao had to go to the school gate to find Shuangshuang. Shuangshuang said that her mother wouldn't give her money, and she didn't know how to tell her mother. Uncle Gao said
She got into the car, took out the abortion pill she bought, reached out to knock it off, and cried: Uncle, I want to give birth. I really like children. This is the crystallization of our love.
Uncle Gao had no choice but to induce her and gave her money twice, the first time was 5,000 and the second time was 30,000.
For the first time, both of them promised to have an abortion, but then regretted it. This willful little girl said a lot of sanctimonious things.
The second time, Uncle Gao gave her 30,000 yuan, and she agreed to go to the hospital with him for an abortion. When they registered, they both ran away. Uncle Gao anxiously looked for her in the hospital. After a while, he received a text message that made him laugh and cry.
. Shuangshuang said: I hope this farewell is not forever. I still love you, uncle. I am a little sad to treat you so badly. I am afraid that I will not be able to extricate myself from my fascination with you. Goodbye, uncle, I will give birth to the child alone.
Raise up, I love you, I love my baby.
Uncle Gao finally lost his temper and replied to the text message claiming that even if the child was born, he would not admit it.
During that time, the students were on summer vacation, and it was impossible for Uncle Gao to go to Shuangshuang's house to find her. The relationship between the two remained cold war. Uncle Gao left various obscene words in text messages, greeting her parents and ancestors.
Yashiro also threatened to find the underworld to kill her and her whole family, and Shuangshuang refused to return. A few days after school started, Shuangshuang knew that Uncle Gao would not give up, so he took the initiative, found the phone number of Uncle Gao's wife, and then recorded the text messages and photos of the pregnancy test strips
Forwarded to his wife.
Behind every weird uncle there is a weird aunt.
Both of them underestimated a woman's hatred and jealousy, which is enough to kill a person.
Uncle Gao's wife was a fat woman with a cruel face and ruthless attitude. She once beat the waitress in the store who was having an affair with her husband half to death.
The next day, Uncle Gao sent a text message to Shuangshuang saying that his wife was furious and overturned several tables in the restaurant. The two of them would definitely get divorced. Uncle Gao's attitude became gentle and considerate, and he said that he should just give birth to the child.
, married Shuangshuang after the divorce.
They both texted back and said, uncle, you finally figured it out.
A few days later, Uncle Gao said that he was going through divorce procedures. He asked both of them to have a picnic in the mountains and gave them some money to buy nutritional supplements. They thought about it and happily went together.
The restaurant's dishwasher confirmed to the police that that afternoon, the owner and his wife drove to have a barbecue outdoors. He helped carry the grill into the car. There were also barbecue forks, mutton skewers and various ingredients in the trunk of the car.
Uncle Gao deceived Shuang Shuang into the mountains, and his fat wife hid in the tombkeeper's hut in advance. The cemetery was usually deserted, which was perfect for killing people. No one knew about Shuang Shuang's pregnancy. Uncle Gao's wife had a murderous intention. After conspiracy, they planned to kill Shuang Shuang.
Kill both of them to get rid of future troubles. In that hut, Uncle Gao stabbed both of their necks with a barbecue fork, causing them to urinate. Uncle Gao's wife, with a livid face, stabbed both of their stomachs with an iron skewer while doing so.
While scolding:
The little black sweater in your mother's house, you are seeking death. You dare to fight with me for family property. I will kill you. I will kill you to see if you can have children. Mother, it's impossible for him to find a lover outside.
Let me beat you half to death, the little pussy in your mother's house, if you still dare, let's see if you still dare...
Both struggled desperately, pulled out two iron sticks from their stomachs, and stabbed Uncle Gao's wife hard in the arm. She ran out of the hut crying, was dragged out again, and was eventually brutally killed by the couple. After both died, Uncle Gao
The fat wife still didn't stop. She stuck the remaining iron sticks on Shuangshuang to vent her hatred. She took the two iron sticks that Shuangshuang had stuck on her arms home. This was because the police were not there.
The reason was found at the scene.
The case was solved quickly, and the special case team didn't understand what was going on with today's children and what they were thinking about every day. Maybe they had been living in a depressive environment for a long time, and they were confused and couldn't find their own answers to the future.
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On the day the special case team left, when the national flag was being raised early in the morning, the two students packed their bags and planned to leave the school forever.
The teacher stopped Li Jufu and Da Lizi at the school gate.
The teacher asked: Where are you going?
Li Jufu said: Just walk around.
The teacher threatened: Go back, the flag is being raised, otherwise you will be expelled.
Li Jufu shrugged and said: Do whatever you want.
The teacher said: Are you crazy?
Li Jufu said: Anyway, after graduation I will move bricks, I won’t go to this bullshit school.
The teacher said: Don't regret it.
Da Lizi said: Let me tell you, we are going to leave this damn school, as well as the stupid textbooks and homework, we are going to travel across the country on foot, we are going to Tibet...
Professor Liang said: Oh, it’s great to be young, I really envy them.
Bao Zhan said: I suddenly liked these two children very much.
Hualong said: Idiot, cut off the letter.
Su Mei said: Hey, you two, do you need a ride in a police car?
Li Jufu waved his hand and said no, and Da Li Zi raised his middle finger to Hua Long. They whistled an English song and set off on their way.
The red flag fluttered over the school, and the two young teenagers left the campus amid the national anthem. Facing cold eyes and ridicule, they embarked on an unknown journey, heading into the distance, their figures fading away...
That English song is called "Travel Lightly"——
It seems like there is double the pressure and burden on my shoulders
I feel like I am carrying a heavy load every day
Walk through the road of frustration and cross the river of pain
Keep picking up pebbles on the roadside
I'm swaying and moving forward bumpyly
The road ahead is full of troubles
I drag these burdens and pains hard
And every step I take feels like my back is going to be crushed.
Until I discovered him [ban^fusheng]. First posted