The leader of the Public Security Bureau said: Haha, who would want to eat shit? Just kidding.
The stool expert said: I have only tasted a little bit, for research purposes... Why don't you eat vegetables?
The stool expert began to talk about his past research on stool with great interest. The people at the table could not bear this topic and gradually left the table. Only Bao Zhan was left and was still listening attentively. The stool expert said that there is a village in China where drinking urine is popular.
To treat diseases, there are foods made from feces in Japanese food culture. The more famous ones are "Rabbit Ball Intestine" and "Golden Grain Meal".
The characteristic of Rabbit Ball Intestine is its original taste, that is, the intestines of the hare are removed without cleaning, and the semi-digested food, feces and digestive juices in the intestines of the hare are retained, and the minced meat is poured directly into it. In this way, it will taste like grass.
.Because of the complicated production process, this dish is only served at high-end banquets in the local area. Japanese doctors believe that this dish not only has a special taste, but is also nutritious, because rabbits eat green food and are actually very clean.
Golden meal is fried beauty poop. High-end restaurants in Japan that serve human bodies sometimes provide gold meal. The production process of this special food is long and complicated, and some beautiful girls are specially selected to eat selective foods for a long time, such as herbs and
For fruits, the girls strictly follow the requirements for exercise, water, food and daily life every day. After a week, a special person will select the excrement among them that best meets the requirements as raw materials, and then steam and fry them with various expensive seasonings, and then follow strict process standards.
Shape them into shapes and sizes like traditional Chinese medicine balls. They should be golden and the surface should look extremely smooth. Some of them need to be made into the shape of stool according to the customer's specifications.
Bao Zhan asked timidly: Have you ever eaten this, golden grain meal?
The stool expert shook his head and said: I can't afford it. It is said that the golden meal is known as the most expensive dish in Japan. A meal of golden meal is equivalent to about 300,000 yuan. It is not affordable for those who are not absolutely rich. It also requires special VIP membership.
custom made.
Bao Zhan asked embarrassedly: What does stool smell like?
The stool expert squeaked and said: It's bitter, a little salty, and tastes like boogers. It mainly depends on the person's food. If you eat fruits all day, your stool may taste better. If you eat meat and chicken all day, your stool will taste better.
Duck and fish meat will make the stool very smelly and unpalatable... Especially in summer, some girls eat everything, so there is everything in the stool, such as watermelon seeds, melon seeds, and some undigested bean sprouts.
Mixing these things together makes me feel disgusting. I know that as the only expert in the country who studies stool, I have already exceeded the bottom line of other people's heavy taste. Sorry, let's get back to the topic. The stool I like is yellowish brown, relatively firm and
There is no lack of water, this kind of shit can only be pulled out by a beautiful woman with a very healthy body. Having said that, defecation is a profound knowledge, and sometimes it is particularly necessary for criminal investigation to solve cases. The Interpol once asked me specifically for advice. Hong Kong
, the police in Singapore also invited me to give lectures.
The stool expert kept talking, and Bao Zhan felt nausea in his stomach. He couldn't stand him, so he found an excuse to leave the meeting early.
The next morning, the special case team first went to the murder scene, and then held a briefing on the case in the county auditorium. There were many people in attendance, and it was a very dark atmosphere. In addition to leaders at all levels of the county party committee and the public security department, some policemen from the police stations in the towns below
They came, and even the aunts from the neighborhood committee also sneaked in. They rushed to see the special case team. Some police officers came forward to ask for autographs. The four members of the special case team looked like celebrities.
Speaking in the auditorium must use a microphone to prevent people behind from hearing. Professor Liang was about to speak when Su Mei tugged on the corner of his clothes and whispered in a low voice that in such situations, the leader usually speaks first.
Professor Liang handed the microphone wrapped in red cloth to the county party committee leader. The leader first extended a warm welcome to the special case team, introduced the brilliant achievements of the special case team, and then boosted morale and mobilized the county's public security officers to fight a victorious war of annihilation.
, the criminals will definitely be brought to justice.
The leader’s speech was met with thunderous applause!
Bao Zhan whispered to Hua Long: Is this a press conference on the case or a report on advanced deeds?
Hualong said: This group of people likes this tune. Let's do as the Romans do.
After several leaders finished speaking, it was finally Professor Liang's turn to speak. Professor Liang did not show any dignity at all and said in an angry tone that the facts of the case we currently have are no more known than the common people. This is because of the confidentiality of the local public security organs.
The job was not done well. One thing that deserves congratulations is that the crime scene was destroyed. Thousands of pairs of shoe prints appeared at the crime scene. So many people came to watch a corpse and even pooped at the murder scene.
This undoubtedly makes the investigation more difficult for us. Thank you for the challenge you brought. Moreover, this case press conference successfully attracted the murderer, who may be in this venue...
People in the venue started whispering to each other, and there was a lot of discussion. A street lady wearing a red sleeve band stood up and asked: Where is it?
Everyone burst into laughter.
Professor Liang pointed in the direction of the door and said: Get out!
The first task issued by the special case team is: adjourn the meeting. Except for the leaders of the Public Security Bureau and defecation experts, the special case team requires all other personnel to recuse themselves. At the same time, the case is classified as a third-level secret. Anyone who leaks the secret will be severely punished.
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Although the case of the young woman who ate shit is simple, it is not clear. Except for the identification report of the stool expert, the police have almost no information about the suspect. The leaders of the Public Security Bureau believe that this is a rape and murder case of a vile nature.
, the property in the bag revealed by the deceased was not lost, which can rule out the possibility of robbery and murder.
Bao Zhan asked: Did the deceased purchase insurance?
The leader of the Public Security Bureau said: This is not clear yet. The deceased was a divorced young woman. If the man doesn’t want her anymore, who will buy her insurance?
Professor Liang said: The possibility of murder for money and death cannot be ruled out for the time being.
Hualong asked: What brand is the deceased's bag? Have you investigated it?
The leader of the Public Security Bureau said awkwardly: This is not clear either and we need to confirm further.
Su Mei looked at the photo and said: This is a fake LV bag!
Professor Liang said: What on earth do you do for food?
The leader of the Public Security Bureau was a little embarrassed and retorted: You said that the deceased ate excrement voluntarily, which has no basis and no investigation has been done.
Professor Liang patiently explained that criminal investigation reasoning requires taking all factors of the case into consideration so that we can investigate and eliminate them and get closer to the truth bit by bit.
There are several possibilities for a young woman to expose herself to feces:
1. Forced by the murderer.
Second, eat shit voluntarily.
3. Eating stool by mistake.
Bao Zhan added, where did the stool in the deceased's stomach come from?
When the special case team investigated the case in the mental hospital, Nurse Xiao Zhu introduced several types of eccentric eating habits to Bao Zhan. Some people like to eat lime, some like to drink gasoline, and some even like to eat glass and nails. Since
No such stool was found in the public toilet at the crime scene, so there are two possibilities. The stool in the stomach was either someone else's, or it was his own.
Bao Zhan said that one of the directions of investigation should be to confirm whether the deceased was a eccentric eater.
Hualong said: During the National Day Golden Week, many people have the habit of traveling. The ticket in the deceased's bag showed that she went to the provincial capital and stayed for a day and night. What tourist attractions did she visit and who did she meet? On the train back
On the train, what happened? Two passengers were chatting casually. A male passenger followed a female passenger off the train in the middle of the night. The murderer may have premeditated the crime and even planned the details of the crime. He brought feces from other places on the train.
Find a suitable victim.
Professor Liang arranged the focus of the investigation and made a specific division of labor.
Su Mei is responsible for investigating the deceased's school to understand her social relationships, especially whether her immediate family members are suspected of committing the crime.
Bao Zhan focused on the scene of the crime. There should be a red door near the public toilet and he needed to look for it.
Hua Long was responsible for going to the station to investigate the passengers who got off the train with the deceased at midnight on October 3, and making a list of them as much as possible.
Public Security Bureau leaders are responsible for screening attempted rapes and robberies that have occurred in the county over the past year and investigating whether those with criminal records have committed crimes again.
The leader of the Public Security Bureau asked in confusion: How did you know there was a red door near the crime scene?
Professor Liang listed the suspicious points in the case: the stool in the deceased's stomach, the red paint on the knuckles, the semen in the deceased's body, the blunt instrument that caused the deceased's death, the ticket, the fake LV bag. There was feces on the clothes, indicating that the deceased
There must have been signs of struggle before she was killed; there was red paint on her knuckles, which meant she might have called for help and knocked hard on a red door; the fake LV bag showed that the deceased was vain, and of course, it might have been a bag given by others.
The stool expert said: What should I do? Or, let me make a recipe. Make two detailed lists of the deceased’s stool and the stool in her stomach. Then, we can cook and eat according to this recipe.
I think it's very necessary.
Professor Liang said: Well, this... you just need to list a menu, and also dissect the body for another inspection.
The stool expert said: If the young woman didn't brush her teeth, I would find out the food residues in her teeth and make a recipe.
Su Mei frowned and said: You'd better write a detailed autopsy report.
Stool expert said: A forensic doctor who does not know how to pick the teeth of a dead body is not a good forensic doctor!
A few days later, the information from all parties was gathered together, and the special case team reorganized the case.
Chen Lu, 30 years old, is a Chinese teacher at Guan Town Middle School in the county. She is divorced and lives alone. Her children are given to her husband. She is introverted, taciturn, and has simple interpersonal relationships. She can basically rule out the possibility of revenge and murder by others. After Su Mei’s investigation, she learned that Chen Lu had been with
The principal had a quarrel. Chen Lu majored in English, but the principal arranged for her to teach Chinese.
The principal’s explanation for this was due to work needs. People who play table tennis manage football. Doctors are also businessmen. The responsibility of the Writers Association is not to write but to learn Marxism, ideas and theories. An English teacher teaches Chinese.
There's nothing surprising about it.
On October 1, Chen Lu and her neighbors claimed to be traveling to the provincial capital. Neighbors and colleagues reported that they had never seen Chen Lu’s fake LV bag, and that it should have been purchased in the provincial capital before the incident. On October 3, at 4 a.m.
After returning, Hualong investigated at the station and found out that there were only three passengers who got off the bus at that time, and the other two were a couple. After getting off the bus, they took an electric three-wheel taxi and left. Hualong went through all the trouble to find this person through the electric tricycle driver.
A couple claimed that they went to bed after returning home. That night, they did get off the bus with Chen Lu. The couple also wondered why no one came to pick her up.
Bao Zhan re-examined the crime scene carefully and found that there was indeed a red iron door near the public toilet that had just been painted. After technical comparison, it was found that the paint on the deceased's exposed knuckles matched the paint on the door.
This shows that Professor Liang's analysis is correct. Chen Lu once escaped from the crime scene and knocked on that door to ask for help. However, that family moved away a few days ago, and the residential area near the public toilet was empty. This house
It was about to be demolished, and the water and electricity had been cut off before the incident. There had been no sanitation workers to clean the public toilets for a long time. At the crime scene, there were mountains of feces in every latrine.
Bao Zhan expressed his admiration for the stool experts. It is definitely an extremely difficult job to examine every latrine and analyze the stools.
It can be imagined that that night, the murderer followed a weak woman into the toilet. She resisted feebly, escaped from the toilet, ran in the dark night, and knocked on the door from door to door asking for help. However, that dilapidated residential area was facing a crisis.
After demolition, the house was empty, the surroundings were dead silent, no one opened the door, and the murderer approached her unhurriedly and dragged her back to the toilet.
Professor Liang said: In that residential area facing demolition, at least one family has not moved out.
The leader of the Public Security Bureau said: No, how do you know?
Professor Liang said: The person who first discovered the body was the person who got up in the morning and emptied the spittoon.