Li Yi sat in the yard and spent a long time calming down.
He once reached the peak of his life. Although it was short-lived and fleeting, he will always remember the feeling at that time.
After being insulted by Miss Liu Er for so long, at that moment, he finally completed a beautiful counterattack.
Of course, it was great, but the price paid was painful.
He was chased for several miles by Miss Liu Er. This time, instead of spanking him again, she directly tapped his smile point.
When the two of them walked back, she looked at herself like this and smiled all the way...
However, it is not without gain.
Li Yi vaguely remembered that before the two of them got drunk last night, they seemed to have reached an agreement with her.
She promised herself that they had hooked up.
Although she was still not so gentle towards him, she finally wouldn't do such a humiliating and stimulating act as spanking him.
This is a big progress, which is worth being happy about.
Li Yi just showed a smile on his face, but immediately stopped, holding his stomach, his expression twitching...
I laughed for too long this morning, and now my stomach hurts every time I smile...
Although I don't know what happened after that, and why he ran to Miss Liu Er's bed, this is not important, anyway, nothing happened that shouldn't have happened.
The only regret is that she finally got drunk yesterday. This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It was a pity that I didn't get any secrets out of her.
The inspiration for this idea came from Miss Liu Er. The last time she was drunk, she even asked those teachers who were both talented and virtuous, and said that she already knew all his secrets...
She indeed asked a lot of things, but Li Yi wouldn't believe it if she said that he had no secrets from her.
Does she know that she is actually from another world?
Does she know why she is always being rude in front of her?
She knows nothing...
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Xiaohuan walked out of the room, looked at her uncle with a strange expression, and asked curiously: "Uncle, did you encounter anything happy this morning?"
"No..." Li Yi said seriously that he couldn't even admit that it was because Miss Liu Er tapped his smile point.
Said: "But my uncle has been laughing all morning..."
"No means no."
"Okay..." Xiaohuan stopped asking about the matter and asked: "Where did my uncle sleep last night?"
"Last night..." Li Yi thought for a while and said, "I slept with Lao Fang."
Xiaohuan looked at Lao Fang who walked in from the door and asked, "Uncle Fang, is that right?"
Lao Fang was startled, looked at Li Yi, then looked at Xiao Huan, nodded and said: "Well, yes..."
Xiaohuan looked at Lao Fang and said, "I haven't even asked yet, what did Uncle Fang say..."
"Yes..." Lao Fang looked around, put his hands behind his back, and walked out again, "Who is it that sent you to me..."
Xiaohuan looked at Li Yi and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with Uncle Fang?"
"Uncle Fang, he, he..." Li Yi glared at her and said, "What's the point of asking? You didn't open the door for me last night, so I had to squeeze in with Lao Fang, otherwise I could still sleep.
Where, are you sleeping with the second lady?"
Li Yi looked at Miss Liu Er who came out of the room and asked, "Do you think it's Ruyi?"
Miss Liu Er glanced at him, said nothing, and walked straight out of the yard.
"Oh..." Xiaohuan nodded, looked at the courtyard door again, and asked, "But uncle, why is the courtyard door broken..."
Li Yi knocked her head and said: "Why do you have so many questions? Do you have a hundred thousand whys..."
After he finished speaking, he was stunned. Why did this scene and these words have a feeling of déjà vu...
Xiaohuan covered her head and said: "Then I won't ask anymore. Let me tell you a joke. The second lady asked me to tell you a few more jokes..."
Li Yi couldn't help but shiver, and felt a dull pain in his stomach again. He covered his ears: "Don't listen, don't listen..."
Xiao Huan hugged his arm and said coquettishly: "Oh, uncle, just listen..."
"Do not listen……"
"Then I'll tell you what I want to say, but my uncle won't listen..."
…
The little maid was disobedient and had to be hardened if she was too soft. She put Xiao Huan on her legs and spanked her, then she never mentioned the joke again, and ran away with her face covered with red face.
Watching her run away, Li Yi sat in the yard and let out a long sigh.
People say that a moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold, but a thousand pieces of gold cannot buy an inch of time. Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly by...
They are all talking about the preciousness of the wedding night, which cannot be exchanged for a thousand dollars, so it needs to be cherished.
But the first time he had a wedding ceremony, he was caught by Miss Liu Er and went up the mountain to sleep on his own. That night, he was frightened by Ruyi's palm that shattered the wooden table. The second time he had a wedding ceremony, she rolled him up again.
The rice dumplings can’t move, and the eggs are wasted...
He must have owed Miss Liu Er a lot of money in his previous life, even two thousand gold was not enough...
Ruyi Ruoqing Zui Mo and the others are also true. There is no time to be humble. Is the wedding night the time to be humble? Kong Rong let Li and they let Li?
This time, not only did he not make up for the regret of the wedding ceremony, but he even regretted it more. Li Yi silently vowed in his heart that next time, and the next time, it must be perfect...
Thinking about the next time, and the next time, he felt a little happy, but then his stomach started to hurt again...
Miss Liu Er walked in from outside and sat opposite him.
When Li Yi saw her, his stomach hurt even more. He subconsciously became vigilant and immediately said: "What do you want to do? Don't think that just because you are beautiful, you can do whatever you want or break your promise. You promised me last night...
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"I promised you last night, no..." Liu Er said: "I won't spank you, and I didn't break my promise."
Li Yi thought about it and realized that she had not broken her promise, but her methods were even more ruthless. She really shouldn't have talked too much last night. There was a lot of meat on her butt, and it was still irritating after being beaten...
It's over, it's over, Li Yi quickly put this thought out of his mind. After spending time with Lao Fang for a long time, he felt that he seemed to be infected by him and became a jerk...
Miss Liu Er thought for a while, stared at him, and said, "I have a question to ask you."
"What problem do you have?" Li Yi looked at him and asked warily, then his expression was stunned.
Why did he say "again"?
Miss Liu Er rubbed her eyebrows, stared at him, and asked: "Besides this matter, did I... say anything else to you last night?"
"no?"
Li Yi actually didn't know that he had really forgotten. Even Liu Ruyi was so drunk that he forgot everything. He actually expected him to remember. Is this because he looked down upon him too much?
Miss Liu Er looked at his expression and asked again: "You really don't remember?"
Li Yi shook his head, "I don't remember. I'd better drink less wine in the future. It's not good for your health and will also cause trouble..."
"That's okay."
Miss Liu Er finally felt relieved, waved her hands, stood up and left.
She felt that he had said a very rare truth: Don't be greedy when drinking, because when you are drunk, you don't know what you will say or do.
She actually asked him who was more beautiful, she or Li Mingzhu?
She actually said, "They don't want it, I want it"!
She actually, actually asked the biggest secret she learned from him that night...
She actually, actually slept in the same bed with him all night!
Fortunately, okay - fortunately, he didn't remember any of this.
"Wait a moment!"
Li Yi suddenly stood up, with a look of surprise on his face, and looked at Liu Erdao: "I remembered, I remembered everything!"
Hearing Li Yi's voice, Miss Liu Er paused, her body stiffened, and her heart began to beat uncontrollably.
She turned back, looked at him, and asked lightly: "What did you remember?"
Her expression was indifferent, her fists in her sleeves were clenched, and even she herself didn't notice that her voice was trembling slightly.
Of course, Li Yi didn't notice Ruyi's voice trembling. He gave him a hundred thumbs up for his wit.
Opportunity awaits those who are prepared.
There is no doubt that this is opportunity.
He looked at Miss Liu Er, thought for a while, and said solemnly: "You said last night that you should be gentler to me in the future, not speak loudly to me, and not bully me from time to time; you also said that during holidays and birthdays,
, you will prepare an expensive gift for me; also, you said you should be nice to me, you would rub my shoulders and back when I was tired, and cook noodles for me when I was hungry...
