Miss Liu Er actually asked herself whether she could beat No. 9 on the Heavenly Ranking. Li Yi was not only sad and angry, but also sad.
Doesn't she still know how much he weighs?
The top ten on the Heavenly Ranking were a group of perverts who were only weaker than her and Mingzhu. He had no shortage of masters, no lack of grandmasters, and no shortage of his second uncle who was even more powerful than the grandmasters. He even had a plug-in that could be upgraded while sleeping...
But even so, he can't beat ninth on the Heavenly Ranking.
As early as two years ago, the ranking list of martial arts masters, especially the Tianbang list, had been reduced to a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood.
With his current strength, if he is lucky, he can barely enter the top twenty. Once the ranking on the Tianban Ranking changes from double digits to single digits, the risk will increase exponentially.
Number nine on the Heavenly Ranking, that is the opponent that he cannot yet compete head-on with.
When Li Yi thought of this, the sadness in his heart could no longer be described in words.
Not only did she deal with herself, she actually changed the topic, and the method she used to change the topic was so untechnical.
She really doesn't love herself anymore.
While feeling sad, Li Yi suddenly felt a little wary in his heart.
Murderous, murderous, strong murderous.
He looked at the pretty boy next to him who looked even more sad and angry than him - he actually wanted to fight with him?
After robbing him... of his family's Ruyi, he still wants to fight with him?
Ruyi looked at the pretty face, pointed at Li Yi, and said, "This is His Royal Highness Prince Jing that you often mention."
The "little pretty face"'s chest rose and fell a few times, his face turned red, he calmed down a little, gritted his teeth and said, "Hello, Your Highness Prince Jing!"
Li Yi glanced at him and asked: "Where is the best place?"
The pretty boy was startled, and his chest began to rise and fall again.
"Her name is Bai Su." Miss Liu Er pointed at the pretty face, looked at Li Yi, and said lightly.
Bai Su, ha, Bai Su...why isn't it called Bai Su?
A pretty boy is a pretty boy, he has a cute look, a sweet voice, and even his name is so girly, so...
Li Yi looked startled, and he suddenly remembered something.
Miss Liu Er seems to have a subordinate named Bai Su, who usually manages the women's army. Before her, this position was held by Yang Liuqing.
This shows Miss Liu Er's trust in her.
Li Yi looked again at the pretty face staring at him.
She has no beard, no Adam's apple, pierced ears, a feminine voice, and looks very feminine - because she is originally a woman.
Looking at her breasts again, although standing next to Ruyi, they could no longer be called breasts, but they seemed to be slightly more protruding than his own - Li Yi felt that he was really blind.
Number nine on the Heavenly Ranking, it’s true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance, strength and breasts are not necessarily directly proportional...
An expression of extreme embarrassment appeared on his face, "Hey, Miss Bai, Miss Bai is so..."
Bai Su snorted coldly: "Where is the best place?"
Everything is fine except breasts.
Li Yi didn't know that a woman's breasts could be so flat. Otherwise, how could he admit his mistake...
It seems that Hua Mulan has been in the army for many years without being discovered, which is not completely impossible.
Li Yi glanced at her and found that she was still gritting her teeth while looking at him.
This white girl is quite beautiful, but her temper is not very good. Why does she hold grudges so easily?
Miss Liu Er explained: "Bai Su admired you very much before, so I brought her back today to let her meet the legendary His Highness Prince Jing..."
There are many women in the Kingdom of Jing and Qi who admire him. Who doesn't know that His Royal Highness King Jing is handsome and capable in both civil and military affairs - it's a pity that there will be one less one today.
After Bai Su glared at him fiercely for a few times, he went to ask Ruyi for advice on martial arts, but Ruyi stayed.
Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "Let me see what's wrong with your hand."
"I won't show it." Li Yi refused decisively.
She said just watch it. If she said she had a sweetheart, she would have it. If she didn't, she wouldn't. Where would he put his face?
If she agrees to these small things easily, there is no guarantee that she will not make more extreme demands in the future.
When the time comes, will he agree or will he pretend to resist and then agree?
"give or not?"
"No!"
"Forget it if I don't give it."
Miss Liu Er shrugged, then looked at him and said: "I really lied to you this morning, how could I have such a thing as a sweetheart..."
"you swear!"
"Okay, I swear..." Miss Liu Er raised her palm and said, "If I have a sweetheart, I will let my sweetheart choke on food, drink water, choke on fish, eat little raccoons without seasoning packets..."
Miss Liu Er was sincere in swearing such a vicious oath, but she didn't know why she always felt cold all over. Maybe she caught a cold because she didn't sleep well last night.
She actually joked with herself about such an important matter. Is this something that can be joked about?
In the past, Ruyi, who was as cold as ice and could draw his sword at every turn, was much better. Now, I don't know which bastard imitated him. He made jokes that he shouldn't have made. His hands were pitiful and he was injured twice in one day.
Second-rate……
Li Yi walked toward the kitchen, waved his hand casually, and said, "It's okay, I just accidentally cut it..."
boom!
His hand accidentally hit the door frame, and the gauze that had stopped bleeding was immediately stained red.
Li Yi thought he should look at the almanac, or find a monk or Taoist priest to calculate whether he was destined to be too old or within a fleeting year recently. He actually experienced three bloody disasters in one day...
Miss Liu Er walked over quickly, grabbed his hand, looked back at Lao Fang, and said, "Why are you still standing there? Why don't you bring gauze and medicinal wine over here!"
"Ah...oh!"
Lao Fang immediately realized that this was the third time he had taken these two things today.
Watching Miss Liu Er remove the gauze and open the medicinal wine, Li Yi hurriedly said: "I will do it myself, I will do it myself..."
Miss Liu Er crossed her arms and said, "You can do it by yourself. I'll see how you do it by yourself..."
Li Yi didn't have a third hand, so he couldn't come by himself. He looked at Lao Fang and said, "What are you still doing? Come here and help..."
Lao Fang looked at the second young lady, then at his uncle, leaned against the door frame, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I can't."
Li Yi looked at him and said in surprise: "If you don't return it in the morning and afternoon..."
"I'm sorry, I forgot." Lao Fang continued to shake his head.
Rebellion, rebellion, Lao Fang, this guy, actually made him unable to step down in front of Ruyi, and prevented him from going to Wu Kingdom to inquire about information...
"Mother-in-law, I'll do it!" Miss Liu Er glared at him, grabbed his hand, carefully washed it with medicinal wine, then opened the gauze, cut off a section, and wrapped it carefully.
I have to say that the wounds bandaged by Ruyi do look much better than those bandaged by Lao Fang.
After wrapping it up, she put the gauze and medicinal wine aside, as if remembering something, looked at Li Yi and asked: "Do you think a woman can really like a woman?"
"Lilies are infinitely good, but they can't give birth..."
"What?"
Li Yi looked at the bow on his hand, looking awkward at it, and said casually: "There is no law that stipulates that women cannot like women, whether they like men or women, and even whether they like people is the freedom of others...
…”
As he spoke, there was a shocked expression on his face. He looked at Miss Liu Er and said with difficulty: "You, what you won't say is..."
Miss Liu Er looked at him and nodded solemnly: "You guessed it right."
Li Yi stood there in a daze. He was on guard against everything. He could guard against the pearl and the pretty boy, but he could not guard against another woman...
"No!" With an angry look on his face, he grabbed Miss Liu Er's wrist, slapped her hard twice on the buttocks, and said, "No, I don't agree, and your sister won't agree either. You're dead.
This heart, as it grows up, its wings become stronger, right? What’s not to like about women..."
"Don't you also like women?"
"I……"
…
Lao Fang stood at the door, watching the scene in the kitchen. The dogtail grass in his mouth had long fallen to the ground.
The sun was not poisonous today, but he felt like he was blind.
The uncle actually dared to do that to the second young lady. He looked at the knives in the kitchen and was ready to snatch them away.
He was worried that the second lady would chop off his uncle's hand...
"Just kidding, don't take it so seriously..."
Miss Liu Er shook off his hand, looked at the vegetables that had not yet been cut, and said: "Your hand is injured, leave it to me, you go outside and wait..."
"Damn it, what the hell!"
When Lao Fang saw his uncle walking out of the kitchen intact, he couldn't help but curse in a low voice.
He picked up the dog's tail grass on the ground, brought it to Li Yi's mouth, and asked, "Uncle, tell me how you feel."
"No, I don't feel anything..." Li Yi's voice trembled a little.
Lao Fang looked at his hands, and Li Yi raised a palm, which was also shaking.
He looked back at Miss Liu Er, who was wearing an apron and busy in the kitchen, and murmured in a low voice: "What a ghost..."
