Because of a bet, a pair of mandarin ducks were separated abruptly, causing the two to spend decades in entanglement and pain, and lovers turned into enemies...
Such people will go to hell when they die.
Li Yi has no control over Mr. Xu's affairs. He still owes a lot of romantic debts and has not repaid them. He has no interest or qualification to care about other people's affairs.
He sighed, stood up, and prepared to go to Ruyi's side to see the situation.
Ruyi couldn't get over that hurdle, and he finally had hope of catching up. Now, Lao Xu said that although she couldn't defeat the grandmaster, the grandmaster couldn't do anything to her. His dream of standing up and taking charge was ruthless.
Broken...
"Wait a minute." Mr. Xu suddenly said.
"Anything else?"
Li Yi looked at him and thought to himself that this is a really incomprehensible guy. His old sweetheart was hurt like that. He was not here to accompany him, but he was actually chatting with him here. Even if he didn't know how to make women happy,
, just ask if you don’t understand, is that mouth just for chewing chicken legs?
Why have you been single all your life and have no idea at all? You should be more careful...
Mr. Xu looked up at him and said: "Although you have poor martial arts qualifications, you know how to make women happy, teach me..."
Li Yi shook his head and said: "You are wrong. Not only do I have poor martial arts qualifications, but I also don't know how to make women happy. Go ask the one who made the bet with you. Maybe he understands..."
"If he understood, he wouldn't have lived alone for the rest of his life..."
Mr. Xu looked disdainful, then looked at Li Yi and said: "I take back what I just said. Although you have mediocre qualifications, with the help of magical skills, if you have the chance in the future, it is still possible to step into that realm..."
Li Yi felt that his biggest shortcoming was his soft heart. Although he had been stabbed one after another just now, he still sat down after thinking that Mr. Xu had helped them a lot in the past few years, worked hard and was often abused by his second uncle.
"Considering your situation, I won't pass on "Thirty-six Strategies for Picking Up Girls". You, you can't be so uninteresting. I'll pass you "Five Hundred Love Words" first. Remember it carefully..."
Mr. Xu is actually very good. He doesn’t have to pick up girls, she just comes to his door. The relationship is also vigorous and not cliché at all...
Being hunted by master-level lovers all over the world and hiding for decades, where can there be another such romantic love in this world?
This romance could only be matched by Ruyi snatching him up the mountain and giving it to Ruyi on the first day he came here...
After a while, Bai Su came over from inside and said, "That senior is awake."
Li Yi looked at Mr. Xu and gave him an encouraging look.
Mr. Xu took a deep breath, stood up, and walked inside.
Li Yi saw Ruyi and Ruoqing walking by.
Ruyi looked at him and asked: "How come I have never heard of my husband's "Thirty-six Strategies for Picking Up Girls" and "Five Hundred Love Words"?"
Where is it..."
Li Yi was stunned on the spot.
Ruyi looked at Ruoqing and asked, "Has my sister heard of it?"
"No." Ruoqing smiled and shook her head.
Ruyi looked at him and asked: "Did your husband tell all these love words to Sister Zui Mo?"
Many people died in Cangzhou. Zui Mo felt that Li Mu was still young and not suitable to stay here, so he took her back to Ruyi City very early. Li Yi couldn't argue for a while...
With the conscience of heaven and earth, he is sincere to them at all times and never uses these superficial things without any sincerity...
"Ahem! What are you talking about, madam? How can I favor one over another? It's nothing..." Li Yi coughed lightly and said, "Go and see the excitement and bring me a handful of melon seeds..."
Mr. Xu had been puzzled for decades and had only learned the theory for a while. It was difficult to apply it in practice. Li Yi was really worried that he had messed up the matter. The injury of the senior was already very serious. If he was injured again,
A little stimulation, the consequences are disastrous...
He sat on a stone chair on the other side of the yard. From here, he could see into the room. While eating melon seeds, he paid close attention to the situation in the room.
In the room, the old woman was lying on the bed with a pale face. Mr. Xu walked over, put a quilt behind her, and helped her sit up.
Then he sat beside the bed, neither of them looking at the other, and both remained silent.
Li Yi's frequency of cracking melon seeds had slowed down. After waiting for a long time, he saw Mr. Xu take out something from his sleeve and said, "Would you like some candy?"
Although they were far apart, Li Yi could still see clearly.
That's a piece of white rabbit.
White Rabbit…
He just said that women like surprises and romance. Giving them small things from time to time, which does not need to be expensive, can please them.
How did he understand the "little thing" as the white rabbit?
Li Yi thinks that he should give up. In fact, he and Yang Liuqing's imperial uncle look more suitable...
However, what happened next took a completely unexpected direction.
Mr. Xu handed her the white rabbit and asked, "Would you like some candy?"
The old woman leaning on the bed nodded and said, "Eat."
So Mr. Xu peeled off the candy wrapper, put the toffee into her mouth, and asked, "Is it sweet?"
The old woman nodded again: "Sweet."
Sweet, indeed quite sweet. The melon seeds in Li Yi's mouth tasted like dog food.
He vaguely understood a truth: all the tricks and theories for picking up girls were all fake.
As long as the girl is pretending to be you, there is no need for any other tricks. Just giving her a piece of white rabbit is still a trick.
He suddenly remembered something.
That day, I accidentally saw a book called "Mandarin Duck Pa" in Miss Liu Er's room. There was a sentence written on it. He had forgotten the original words, but the general meaning was that if a man really likes a woman,
If you love Wujiwu, you will like everything about her, even the things that others think are bad.
On the other hand, it is the same when a woman likes a man.
In this era when thinking was still very feudal, the author of that book was truly a man of God who could write such thought-provoking philosophy...
In the room, the old woman looked at Mr. Xu and asked, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"
"Yes." Mr. Xu thought for a while, looked into her eyes, sighed, and said: "There was once a sincere relationship in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. If God
Give me a chance to start over..."
"Pooh!"
Li Yi spit out the melon seed rinds on the ground and couldn't listen any more, so he turned around and left.
Before leaving, he looked back and saw that the old woman was sitting there in a daze, with a moved face and tears in her eyes...
…
When Li Yi walked past Yang Liuqing and the old man, the old man was talking to her.
"The fact that you were able to capture these states in the northwest this time is indeed beyond my expectation." The old man sighed and said, "I only regret that I didn't kill that beast at that time. I, the Yang family, also
It won’t wither like this…”
Yang Liuqing lowered her head and remained silent.
The old man suddenly looked at her and asked: "People say that Fu'er was assassinated and died young. Is this true or false?"
Yang Liuqing looked at him, and after a moment, she shook her head and said, "Yang Fu is still alive."
"Very good!"
The old man named Yang Wanli stood up and said: "I heard that you have Jingfang's magical weapons. It is very easy to break through the wall and attack the city. Yang Ze has already turned his back on people. You must gather an army and fight all the way from here to the imperial capital. Isn't that right?"
It’s a fantasy. When the time comes, we must kill the rebels and thieves, bring order to the chaos, and support Fu’er as the leader. Only then will the Wu Kingdom have a way out…”
Li Yi paused in his steps and looked over.
Mr. Xu walked out of the room with a cheerful face. Seeing Li Yi's face, he asked, "What's wrong?"
Li Yi looked at him and said, "You should think about what I just said to Mr. Xu."
Mr. Xu asked doubtfully: "What are you considering?"
