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Chapter 4 My wife is a bandit!

Seeing the young man pointing at him with a bitter and resentful look on his face, as if he had picked his peaches, Li Yi felt very depressed.

Dude, do we know each other?

There is no need to put on such an expression when we meet, as if he has picked the peach he has been eyeing for a long time. We are not familiar with him!

The beautiful woman ignored the young man and looked at the woman with a waist as thick as a bucket. She turned to Li Yi and said, "Ms. sir, I would like to introduce you to you. This is the second aunt."

"Ms. sir!"

When he heard the address of the stunning beauty, the young man's face suddenly changed, and he looked at Li Yi with a cold and stern look. Li Yi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart when he saw his eyes.

"Ruyi, you can't..." The young man was about to speak, but he saw the pretty face of the woman named Ruyi turned cold and slapped her palm on the high mahogany table beside her.

"What, do I still have to report to you what I did?"

boom!

In Li Yi's horrified eyes, the wooden table that looked very solid instantly fell apart and turned into a pile of debris.

The teacups, dishes and other porcelain on the table were also smashed to pieces.

Seeing this scene, Li Yi's expression gradually became dull, and his outlook on life, worldview and values ​​were somewhat subverted.

He had only one thought in his mind at this time.

This guy is filming a martial arts drama, right?

Thinking that he had actually tried to subdue this woman and run away, Li Yi couldn't help but shudder and silently moved a little towards the end of the bed.

Li Yi was not the only one who shivered like him, but also the woman with a very "robust" figure.

"Ruyi, you..." She turned pale and pointed at the woman who had just smashed the table and was standing there as if nothing had happened. She was originally scolding her, but at this time she was too tongue-tied to say anything.

"I wonder if Second Aunt has any advice?" The woman clapped her hands casually, looked at her, and said lightly.

"How could you, a girl, do something like this? It's so humiliating..." The middle-aged woman's face turned red. Halfway through her words, she saw the woman's hand raised again and couldn't help but tremble.

, hurriedly pulled the young man and ran out of the room.

A palm could smash even a wooden table into pieces. If it fell on her, it would take her life!

The panicked footsteps could no longer be heard, and the room instantly became quiet.

“You still don’t know your husband’s name?”

"Li...Li Yi." Li Yi took a deep breath and said.

After a moment, the pleasant but emotionless voice reached Li Yi's ears again.

"It's getting late, my husband, please go to bed early..."

The sound of light footsteps gradually faded away. After hearing the sound of the door closing, Li Yi looked up and found a faint shadow standing outside the door for a few seconds before a sound came over.

"I... Liu Ruyi."

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After the woman left, there was no sound in the room except for some unknown insects.

Li Yi stared blankly at the simple roof. After a long time, he sighed and lay straight on the bed without closing his eyes.

Although he is very tired now, Li Yi's nerves are not so strong that after experiencing so many things, he can still fall asleep without caring about anything...

There was a fire in the library, an incredible time travel, and I was almost caught and burned to death by an old man I didn’t know. I narrowly escaped, and was captured by a bandit and made him the village prince. I don’t know what will happen tomorrow...

Li Yi feels that if his experience can be written into a book, it will definitely be very popular, but now he doesn't dare to write it if he is given ten courages. He has such weird and bizarre ideas in his mind. If others know about it, he will definitely

I won't praise him for his fantastic ideas and imagination, and he might even have to roast them on the fire...

Forget it, I don’t think about this anymore, I feel tired.

The most urgent task is to first figure out what dynasty and where this is, and then make other plans.

His mind was empty, with no memory of these things. Li Yi felt very resentful that this pretty boy had nothing left for him except this body.

However, no matter what, the time traveler should always have the halo of the protagonist on his head, right?

There is so much knowledge in your head that is hundreds or thousands of years ahead of the world. With your own intelligence, are you still afraid of not doing well?

Not to mention being granted the title of marquis or prime minister, being a high official is always easy, right?

When the time comes for him to become famous, he will lead a few losers, tease and tease decent women on the street, and lead a very free and unrestrained life, which is so uncomfortable...

Li Yi lowered his head and thought for a moment. After a while, Li Yi's eyes became moist.

Imperial examination?

He is an engineering student. He cannot write eight-legged essays, cannot memorize the Four Books and Five Classics, and his major is not suitable for him. The road to the imperial examination will definitely not work...

Making gunpowder?

Although in later generations, the recipe for gunpowder can be easily found online, who the hell would look up that when they have nothing to do?

With advanced scientific knowledge?

Astronomy, geography, bioengineering, these things cannot be explained even if Li Yi is very clear in his heart. Before time travel, he had not convinced his mother to change her mind about letting him go on a blind date immediately, let alone trying to change the ancients.

It is estimated that it will be more likely to be turned into a barbecue by then.

Li Yi sadly discovered that he seemed unable to change anything and dared not change anything.

Just in the morning, he was still worrying about what to eat in the future. There was not a grain of rice in the house, and the real family was completely destitute and destitute... Li Yidu suspected that the original owner of this body was starved to death.

Maybe it's because he's not in the mood, he doesn't feel hungry yet, but he still has to face the problem of lack of food.

Looking up at the dilapidated roof, Li Yi sighed leisurely.

It’s okay that I didn’t travel to the rich man’s house. I still have to worry about food and clothing. It’s good now. I can’t go back to the village. Even the place where I live...

Huh!

Li Yi suddenly jumped up from the bed.

residence?

Isn't this where it is now? Although it is a little shabby, it is much better than his previous house.

food?

Just kidding, there is no need to worry, will the bandit be short of food? Since the beauty wants his help, she will naturally not starve to death.

Wife?

You don’t have to be forced by your mother to go on a blind date, you don’t have to buy a house, you don’t have to buy a car. Although it’s a door-to-door visit, your nominal wife is not even as good-looking as those big stars in the future. Thinking about it this way, being a sannyasin seems like...

Isn’t it a disadvantage?

You don’t have to work your whole life and be as tired as a dog every day. When you come home, you have to pinch your fingers and calculate how many years it will take to buy a house of your own with this meager salary...

house?

My wife is the leader of the bandit village, and the entire mountain outside belongs to me!

Thinking of this, Li Yi suddenly became enlightened.

What does it mean to have a first-class official residence?

It’s boring to be granted the title of Marquis and Prime Minister!

I want to be the bandit king------'s man!


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