Li Yi felt that he had to ask clearly about this matter. Why did such a good princess suddenly come out, and the person she came out to was Miss Liu Er?
I definitely won't agree...
"Oh, it's because they are forcing the emperor's sister to get married!" Princess Shouning interjected.
Li Yi was stunned, and then he realized that Her Royal Highness the Princess is several months older than Miss Liu Er. According to the royal family's practice, the princess will get married one after another after the age of fourteen. Those who delay it until the age of eighteen are considered very
Rarely seen.
The reason why she returned to Beijing early from Qing'an Mansion last time was because she was seen by the censor, which caused the whole censorship to explode. At the same time, her marriage was also put on the table. She just waited for Li Yi to come to Beijing.
This matter has been suppressed, and it seems that it has been brought up again.
"What's the trouble..." Li Yi looked at her and said, "Who hasn't been forced to get married? What a big deal..."
I remember that in order to deal with my mother who was forced into marriage, I had never used any method. Compared with my mother who was professionally forced into marriage, the censor was nothing!
"What can you do?" Li Mingzhu looked at him, his eyes shining with light.
"What's so difficult about this..." Li Yi waved his hand and said, "Be a monk or come out, you choose whichever one you want."
"Come out?" Her Royal Highness knew what it meant to become a monk, but she didn't quite understand the last word Li Yi said, so she looked at him and asked.
Li Yi shook his head: "Don't look at me. Even if I agree, Ruyi will not agree. You can't beat her..."
Seeing that she was still looking at him, Li Yi was startled, his expression became more vigilant, and he immediately added: "I can't do it either, I have a family... Besides, if you don't get married with the same surname, your idea is very dangerous.
ah……"
"What exactly is coming out?" Her Royal Highness continued to ask.
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything about this." Li Yi waved his hand and said, "Do you understand becoming a monk?"
"Your Majesty is ill. As the eldest princess, should you pray for His Majesty, eat fast, chant Buddha's name, and do one good deed every day... No, your old Li family believes in Taoism, so sincerely practice Taoism, do good deeds, and accumulate virtue, Your Majesty will be healthy every day."
No, you just won't return to secular life for a day..." Li Yi looked at her and said: "I promise, in this way, those censors will definitely not dare to talk nonsense anymore, and the entire court, including His Majesty, will not say anything anymore."
In order to pray for His Majesty, Her Majesty the Princess is willing to become a monk with a golden branch and jade leaf. This is such a filial piety. The censors have not had time to praise her. If anyone dares to talk nonsense and follow the rhythm, the old emperor does not need to take action. Everyone in the world can spit on her.
They drown.
Her Royal Highness the Princess looked at him with a slightly hesitant expression.
Li Yi continued: "Of course, it is easy to become a monk, but it is difficult to return to secular life. If you don't like this method, it doesn't matter. We have a plan B."
"Your Majesty is physically ill, and powerful enemies are eyeing you. The country is suffering from internal and external troubles, and is in dire straits. As the eldest princess of a country, I am worried about your Majesty and the state affairs. Worrying becomes a disease, and worry becomes intermittent hysteria.
When he is sick, he likes to draw his sword and kill people, and will not stop until there is blood. In this way, no one will dare to marry you." Li Yi has great experience in this matter. In the civil and military circles of the dynasty, who doesn't know that Uncle Li County has this disease?
Intermittent hysteria, which causes one to go crazy when stimulated. It is normal for Her Royal Highness to accidentally contract this disease when she is so close to him.
"Don't worry that no one will believe you. I'm familiar with the Imperial Medical Office. It's very simple to issue a certificate."
"You have already used this method." Li Mingzhu looked at him and said.
"It's easy to use just because you've tried it." Seeing that she didn't seem to like this method, Li Yi thought for a moment and said, "If you don't like the first two methods, you can only use plan c."
"Which censor is the most troublesome? Hire a few killers to kill him." Li Yi looked at her, lightly stroked his neck with one hand, and said: "How about it, simple and crude, once and for all, isn't it very difficult?
Heartbeat..."
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"These are the methods. Which one to use is up to you." When Her Royal Highness the Princess was thinking, Li Yi reminded: "Anyway, it's early to do everything. By the time Her Majesty makes a decision, it will be too late."
Even if the old emperor favored her, he would not be able to keep her in the palace for a lifetime. There is no doubt about this.
There is no custom of princesses marrying outside the country in Jingguo. Under normal circumstances, princesses would marry the heirs of certain important ministers, or marry into wealthy families. There would be some political factors involved.
Of course, free love existed in this era, but most of it happened in small families. Young ladies with a certain status could not make the decision on their own marriages, and princesses were no exception.
After Princess Shouning finished eating the candied fruit, she wiped her mouth and said, "Girls have to get married. My mother-in-law said that I should get married in two years."
Li Yi looked stunned and almost fell off the steps.
How old is Tsundere Loli this year? She seems to be less than eleven, right?
Even if it’s eleven, you’ll still be thirteen in two years. At thirteen, you’ll be planning to get married and have children?
This damn thing is so beastly!
"Ahem, actually it's not good to get married too early..." Li Yi coughed lightly, feeling that it was time to spread some knowledge to them that girls should know.
"Having a child too early will cause irreversible damage to a woman's body. At the age of fourteen or five, she is still a child and her body is not mature. Difficult childbirth is common, and it is not uncommon to kill two people. If you don't believe it,
, you can just ask a stable woman... "In this era, giving birth to a child is like a life and death farewell, and the question of whether to keep the older one or the younger one is not a joke...
When it comes to giving birth to a child, Tsundere Loli is still a little shy, but after hearing what Li Yi said, her shyness quickly turned into fear, and her face turned pale. It turned out that giving birth was so scary, so she decided to persuade her mother when she went back.
, listen to her husband, she doesn’t want to get married in two years.
"Actually, within the royal family, in order to get closer, cousins often marry each other..." Li Yi looked at Her Royal Highness the Princess and said, "Have you noticed that the offspring of these marriages between cousins will have
Many idiots and cripples?"
Li Mingzhu thought for a while, with a look of surprise on her face, and asked: "Why?"
"This involves genes and heredity issues..." Li Yi found that he had talked a bit too much today. If he continued, he was afraid that the old emperor would ask him to build a biology college again.
Li Yi looked at her and said, "To give you a simple example, do you know that there is a kind of person in this world who doesn't distinguish between red and green?"
[Note: Not being able to distinguish between red and green does not mean that you do not know red and green. This is a misunderstanding that many people have about red-green color blindness - from an author who has been professionally color blind for 20 years. 】
Li Mingzhu nodded and said: "Both King Cheng and Princess Cheng do not argue between red and green. This is not a secret in Beijing."
Now that she knows this, the genetic problem can be easily explained.
"For the time being, we will call the disease of not distinguishing between red and green color blindness. If King Cheng and Princess Cheng both suffer from color blindness, then their children, regardless of male or female, will definitely suffer from color blindness. This is heredity..." Li Yi
Explained to her in the most understandable language.
Only by explaining this matter clearly can we explain the problem of "there are many fools in the royal family".
Li Mingzhu looked at him in surprise and said, "But Prince Cheng - he doesn't have color blindness."