Chapter five hundred and eighty seventh tired crooked
"raccoon?"
Emperor Jing chewed and swallowed the thing that Tsundere Loli put into his mouth, nodded and said, "It tastes good. That's the name - it's too weird."
"Little raccoon, it sounds so good."
Tsundere Loli took out a small notebook from her treasure bag, opened a few pages, showed a pattern on it to Emperor Jing, and said, "Sir, this is the little raccoon, isn't it cute?"
Emperor Jing pinched her face and said, "Our Shouning is still the cutest."
The tsundere loli rolled her eyes and said: "Father, Shouning also wants to go to Furong Garden in the evening. Both his father and mother are gone. Shouning is so bored in the palace alone."
Emperor Jing touched her head and said, "Go, everyone will go tonight."
"Thank you, Father!" Tsundere Loli took out another fresh pear from her treasure bag and put it on the table, then she ran out quickly.
Emperor Jing picked up the pear and with a little force of his fingernails, the juice overflowed. Although he was an emperor and had seen countless rare things, he had never seen such a fresh pear in winter until a few days ago.
Changde stood at the back and said: "Your Majesty, the imperial doctor said that eating pears is good for your health. The old slave will ask someone to leave the palace and bring a message to County Uncle Li, asking him to send a few fresh pears to the palace every day.
The catering bureau has sent us to cook something for you to eat."
Emperor Jing did not answer. He turned the pear in his hand over and over and said, "How come he knows everything? Even if it is something that defies heaven, I don't believe that anyone can know it from birth. I don't believe it either. I, Jing Guo, can do it."
Many powerful people lined up at his door every winter, waiting for him to pick it up..."
"All the evidence shows that a year and a half ago, Uncle Li County was just a poor scholar in Lijia Village. Although he was a living child of the Li family, his performance in the past twenty years had been mediocre.
It was a young man's wisdom, until last June..."
Changde spoke in a low voice, "Until last June, when he was kidnapped in Liuye Village and married to his current wife, it was as if he was a completely different person. First, he cured Princess Ning's chronic illness with candied haws.
, and also presented divine objects such as Heaven's Punishment and Horseshoes. His poetic talent is so great that he can be called the most talented scholar in Jingguo. His erudition surpasses the great Wen Zong of Qi State. He understands the art of war and is proficient in medical skills..."
Chang De recounted all Li Yi's deeds in the past year and a half without stopping, and even the master couldn't help but feel breathless.
"According to what Muramasa said, Uncle Li suddenly seemed to be a different person after he suffered from hysteria. Could it be that all of this is due to hysteria?"
"So, having hysteria is actually a good thing?" Emperor Jing paused and asked, "Has anything been found in Liuye Village?"
"Already checked." Changde nodded and said: "Before Emperor Gaozu founded the Jing Kingdom, Liuye Village was once a bandit den. After Gaozu founded the Kingdom, in order to calm the people, he sent troops everywhere to encircle and suppress bandits, so Liuye Village became
It was at that time that I became a Liang, and for the past hundred years, I have been huddled in that small village."
"It's just that the Liu family has always enjoyed a prestigious reputation in the martial arts world. Every few decades, a person will be born, which will stir up a lot of trouble in the martial arts world. Lady Li Yi is even more hidden.
Lu’s master master…”
"That Grandmaster, is he really that powerful?" Emperor Jing asked with a hint of doubt on his face.
Changde nodded and said: "Your Majesty, you don't know something. The so-called Grandmaster is the honorific title given by people in the martial arts to those who have mastered martial arts. They are extremely powerful and come and go without a trace. Even for the imperial court, it would be extremely troublesome to provoke one.
thing."
Regarding martial arts, masters and the like, Emperor Jing just asked casually. The next moment he changed the subject and said: "We will draft an edict in a moment and do what the veterans said."
Changde nodded, knowing that His Majesty was showing sympathy for several veteran generals. Although it was appropriate for them to handle the military rations, the most appropriate thing was for the imperial court to handle it directly.
He looked up at Emperor Jing and said, "There are still a few hours until the dinner, so your Majesty should go and rest first."
Your Majesty's illness lasted for a long time and lasted almost the whole winter.
It wasn't until the weather got warmer in the past two days that my body began to gradually recover, but I didn't want to be too tired. I needed to recuperate enough before I could attend the dinner at Furong Garden.
Emperor Jing waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter. I feel much better today. I have been busy with a lot of government affairs these days. Please select some important memorials and send them over."
Chang De had a look of helplessness on his face, but he could only whisper: "I obey the order..."
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"What, sending a basket of pears into the palace every day?" Li Yi looked at the two eunuchs standing in the yard and resisted the urge to kick them out.
The tsundere loli comes to eat a few from time to time, but she can still accept it. The old emperor wants to kill them all. He has a basket of pears every day, and within two days he will not be able to eat them.
"Two at most!" Li Yi looked at them and said coldly.
"Uncle Li, two, this, this servant won't be able to make a good deal when he goes back!" A eunuch showed a troubled look on his face and said, "Five, how about five?"
From one basket to five so quickly, these two idiots obviously didn't know how to bargain. Li Yi glanced at them and said, "Two!"
"Everyone takes a step back, four, how about four?"
"Two and a half! No more!"
"This, this is what your Majesty wants, half is too..."
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The final number of transactions was three. Li Yi always felt that the original order should not be for one basket. The old emperor could not be so shameless. Old Chang was capable of doing this kind of thing. His attitude should have been tougher just now, otherwise he would still
Can save one and a half.
The two eunuchs were quickly sent away. The indifferent guy was combing Ruyi's hair just now. He was going to Furong Garden to attend an invitation banquet in the evening. The officials and dignitaries participating would also bring their families. As for the female family members, of course the Queen was the leader.
, this kind of super large party cannot be held twice a year.
Although I am not very interested in this kind of banquet, I can't refuse it. Who dares not to give it to the old emperor?
"When did your husband learn to comb his hair?" Ruyi asked, sitting in front of the dressing table and looking at the shadow in the bronze mirror.
"A few days ago, I practiced my hands with a small ring." Li Yi said casually.
So things like combing hair depend on talent, and it has nothing to do with gender. In this matter, he can completely crush Miss Liu Er.
"Next time, I'd better ask Xiaohuan to come over next time." Ruyi hesitated for a moment and said, "If this kind of thing spreads, the officials and dignitaries in Beijing will laugh at my husband."
A dignified county uncle, who cooks his own meals on weekdays, is already an outlier among Kyoto's powerful people. There is no other county uncle in Kyoto or even the entire Jingguo who can dress up women.
"What's wrong with combing your wife's hair? This is a matter of course. Who dares to laugh?"
Li Yi curled his lips. The thing he was least afraid of was rumors. Who dared to laugh? Tomorrow's Kyoto Daily's front page headline will be that a certain official or a powerful person had an improper relationship with a sow at home after being drunk - and this incident
Compared with other things, a little county man combing his wife's hair is nothing.
"Goodbye, uncle, goodbye, miss..."
Xiaohuan stood at the door and waved to the carriage that was leaving. He didn't walk back until the carriage disappeared, feeling a little disappointed.
These days, the uncle and the young lady always feel a little different from before. They often go out together without her and the second young lady. In the second young lady's words, they are more... boring than before...
