Seeing Lao Fang coming from a distance, Li Yi said with a sullen face and some annoyance.
Lao Fang walked over with a dejected look on his face. Li Yi looked at him, and just after saying a word, he suddenly said in surprise: "You..., what's wrong with your butt?"
Only then did he realize that Lao Fang's walking posture was a little strange, and his buttocks were much larger than usual.
Lao Fang lowered his head and said in a low voice: "I accidentally fell while walking just now..."
Not to mention one fall, even ten falls or a hundred falls would not produce such an effect. Li Yi understood this deeply and did not expose him and asked: "You saw it just now, why didn't you remind me!
"
Lao Fang raised his head and looked at him doubtfully: "What did you see?"
Li Yi raised his finger and pointed at his cheek. Lao Fang suddenly understood and said: "What I wanted to say just now, but my uncle said I would talk about it later. I thought my uncle did it on purpose..."
"What's the purpose?"
Lao Fang looked at him and said with reverence: "You deliberately angered the second young lady. What is this called playing hard to get, retreating in order to advance...? The woman's lip marks were left on her face, giving the illusion that there is someone outside...
..., well, it’s not an illusion, anyway, it’s just to deliberately stimulate the second young lady and make her feel a sense of crisis, so that she will become more proactive - is that right?”
This was the conclusion he came to after meditation just now. He just felt that his uncle had reached an unfathomable state that was far beyond his reach.
Especially when the second young lady saw that there were other women's lip marks on her face, and she could still stand here and talk to him properly, he felt that his uncle's state had reached a deeper level.
Just imagine if it was you who had a woman's lip marks on your face - this is simply unimaginable.
Lao Fang looked at Li Yi, thought for a while and said: "However, this method can only be used once. If used too much, it will have the opposite effect. With the second lady's temperament, if she is overstimulated...,
Uncle, you know."
"Also, when you come back from Miss Zeng, it's best to look in the mirror and see if there's anything messy on your face or neck. Sometimes looking in the mirror is useless. There will be a scent on your body. You should take a bath.
,Change clothes, or simply prepare a set of clothes there, put them on when you go, and change them back when you come back, so that there is no other smell..., a little bit of experience, I will consider it myself.
You still have to go to the shops in the city to check it out, uncle - take care of yourself."
Li Yi stared blankly at Lao Fang's leaving figure, and suddenly felt that things were different and people were different.
The honest and honest voice and appearance are still there today, but Fang Laosan is no longer the same old Fang. From Qing'an Prefecture to Kyoto, it only took more than a year. Lao Fang is no longer the same old Fang.
Miss Liu Er actually left without listening to his explanation just now, which only made Li Yi feel even more uneasy.
The old emperor will soon move out of the palace and live in Furong Garden. By then, the eldest princess will naturally leave the palace often. Furong Garden is not far from here, so there will be many opportunities to meet in the future.
What should we do if Miss Liu Er meets and fights with her?
Who should he help when the time comes? It's wrong to help anyone - it's useless to help anyone!
The culprit of all this is the eldest princess who suddenly changed inexplicably.
Just apologize properly. What are you kissing? After kissing and leaving, you can say that nothing happened. He is a dignified county lord, the most talented scholar in Jingguo, Doctor Jin Ziguanglu. Is he such a casual person? Can he be casual?
Do you accept kisses from women?
The tsundere loli held Yongning's hand, trotted over from behind, and asked again excitedly: "Sir, my father is really going to leave the palace and live in Furong Garden, so can we not go back to the palace in the future?"
Li Yi nodded, "If he doesn't agree, wouldn't it be enough if you act coquettishly?"
The tsundere loli blushed and hugged his arm, twisted her body, and said coquettishly: "Oh, but, I don't know how to act coquettishly..."
Hearing her voice, Li Yi felt that his bones were a little tender. He bent down and picked up Yong Ning. He frowned and said, "Why have you become so light recently? Did you not eat well?"
The little girl shook her head violently and said immediately: "No, Yongning is very good and eats well every time!"
"Good boy..." Li Yi touched her head, "Good boy, do you want to kiss your brother?"
Yongning's face was flushed and she pressed her lips to the side of his face. The tsundere loli was showing her teeth and claws behind her, shouting that sir, you can't be partial...
…
It is the first time in recent months that we have two morning morning meetings in succession.
Before going to court, many courtiers were wondering whether His Majesty was in good health or whether he would return to the previous situation of going to court early every day.
Only a few people know clearly that after today's morning meeting, they may not come here for a long time.
The first thing His Majesty announced was related to flood control.
The strange thing is that something that was discussed by the courtiers yesterday without a final conclusion has already come to a conclusion today.
The imperial court sent another flood control official from the Capital Water Supervision Bureau. At the same time, four imperial doctors from the Imperial Medical Office accompanied him. They urgently transferred 300,000 taels of silver from the Ministry of Household Affairs and rushed to the disaster area.
In recent months, His Majesty has been very generous with his actions. In the past, all transfers of money from the national treasury had to go through various procedures, which was extremely difficult. However, these days, the national treasury seems to be full, and the allocation of funds has been decisive and decisive, which has surprised many people.
The issue of flood control did not give the officials time to discuss it, and it passed quickly.
Next, the eunuch officially announced that Li Yi, the Marquis of Chang'an County, has made great contributions to the country, has the talent to govern the country, and the way to manage the country. He will be named the Golden Purple Guanglu Doctor, with a gold medal and purple ribbon...
Regarding this matter, His Majesty said yesterday that he would discuss it later, but today, he made a decision without discussing it.
Of course, the court exploded again just like yesterday.
Not to mention the merits of a thousand years, Li Yi, the Marquis of Chang'an County, did have indelible contributions to the country, but to say that he has any talent for governing the country and the way to stabilize the country is pure nonsense.
How can a young man in his early twenties, who has never even entered the court and never put forward any meaningful political opinions, be qualified to receive an honor that most civil servants will never pursue in their lifetime?
"Your Majesty, this is absolutely inappropriate!"
"This matter is of great importance. Your Majesty, please think twice!"
"Li Yi is so virtuous. Your Majesty must not favor him too much..."
…
Emperor Jing saw many courtiers standing up and suppressed them with his hands. After the court became quiet, he looked in a certain direction and asked, "Xu Qing, what do you think?"
When his voice fell, an old man with gray hair walked out of the crowd, and all the officials moved out of the way.
Mr. Xu is a veteran of three dynasties. He has been in politics for decades and is devoted to the country. He has a high prestige in the court. Yesterday he was the one who firmly opposed His Majesty's decision.
Many people were immediately relieved. It seemed that His Majesty had taken the views of these veterans into consideration.
They speak softly. Your Majesty will not ignore Mr. Xu's words, right?
The people who stood up to oppose instantly felt like they had a backbone.
The old man walked out of the crowd, bowed and said: "Although Marquis Li is young, he is an outstanding figure of his generation. Your Majesty has a keen eye for pearls and has become the pillar of this country. I congratulate your Majesty and congratulate the country!"
The old man stood in front of the people. The expressions on the faces of the officials behind him who had just firmly opposed this matter were frozen, and their eyes were full of confusion and confusion as they looked at him.
Mr. Xu, is it possible that he is old and confused?
Didn't he still firmly oppose this matter yesterday? How could he change his tune so completely just one day later?
What about your conduct as a veteran of three dynasties?
This - this is not right!
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