No matter how powerful Sun Wukong is, he can't turn the palm of Tathagata's hand.
Li Han was finally captured.
After being forced to sit down at the table, he became much more honest.
He lowered his head and asked a little discouraged: "Brother Xuan, what are you looking for for me...?"
Since ancient times, speaking has been a science. If it is not necessary, few people will get straight to the point and go straight to the topic. This is a very impolite behavior.
You can't wait until Li Han has just settled down and ask him if he wants to be emperor. I have a throne for you. Do you want to consider it?
The first step should be to be polite and build a closer relationship.
Li Xuan first handed over a chicken wing that he had just grilled, and asked: "Xiao Han, I have been thinking about how the college is going recently. Are you busy? Are the PhDs in the Imperial College still safe? I heard that you often go to the women's college recently, but
If you have the woman you like, don’t be shy and speak out boldly. Brother Xuan was just like you back then..."
The Imperial College of Economics and Management was defeated by Li Han and lost face. The Department of Computer Science was directly merged into the College of Computer Science. These people have been thinking about raising their heads again and want to make the Department of Computer Science independent again. Of course, every time
They will all be attacked mercilessly by Li Han.
He has already said that unless those people can defeat him openly in arithmetic, they will honestly become subordinates of the Academy of Arithmetic.
"Those idiots, there's nothing to worry about..." Li Han shook his head, suddenly blushed, and said, "Brother Xuan, who told you this? I don't go to women's colleges often. They are all a group of troublesome women. What's the point of going there?"
…”
In fact, he did often go to the women's college. Princess Shouning was as fierce as a tiger cub and would turn into a sheep only in front of her husband. However, He Duanwu, who often played with her, always spoke softly and even
She always gives him delicious food and is much gentler than Princess Shouning.
Li Xuan just asked casually and did not continue the topic. He had finished speaking the polite words and now it was time to get to the point.
He leaned closer to Li Han and asked, "Xiao Han, have you ever thought about becoming an emperor?"
Li Han had already brought the chicken wing to his mouth. He was startled when he heard this and asked curiously: "Brother Xuan, why do you ask that?"
In his heart, the emperor is his father, and the future emperor must be one of his royal brothers, and has nothing to do with him at all.
It is enough for him to just guard the college. When his husband gives him the position of dean, he will be the absolute controller of the college. Although he has almost achieved this, as a man, who doesn't want to take the initiative?
A serious title?
Li Xuan looked at him and said, "Just tell me whether you want it or not."
Li Han stared at him with an aggrieved expression, "Brother Xuan, I'm still a child..."
Li Xuan showed a trace of anxiety on his face and said: "I'm not asking you to take the role now. Now I want your eldest sister to look after you first, and wait until you grow up..."
Li Han thought for a while and asked again: "But, where are the royal brothers of King Xin of Qi?"
"Where did they come from and go back to cool off..." Li Xuan waved his hand and asked: "Just tell me, if you are allowed to be the emperor, will you be willing?"
"I don't want to."
Li Han said simply.
He knew how tired his father was before and had no time to play with him. If he became the emperor, how would he be able to manage the School of Accounting? How would he have time to play with He Duanwu? This was simply a matter of calculation.
No need to settle accounts.
As it happens, he is very good at settling accounts.
"And..." He looked at Li Xuan and said, "Father is doing well as emperor, why do you have to ask me..."
"Father, father..." Li Yi opened his mouth, but in the end he did not say the next words. He grabbed the chicken wings from his hand, waved his hand and said: "Forget it, it's okay, you go and play...
…”
He was lying on the grass, chewing chicken wings, and thinking about life.
The emperor's uncle became the father, the empress became the mother, the father became the king's uncle, and the mother and concubine became the aunt...
What the hell is going on!
Mingzhu's side must be as troubled as I am...
When Li Yi walked into the Morning Dew Hall carrying a bowl of fried rice with eggs and a jar of wine, a figure in the back hall danced a long sword in his hand, and the sound of the sword roared. It was not until he put down the bowl that the figure appeared.
He stopped, walked over, sat down, and started eating by himself.
Li Yi helped her fill up the wine and sat quietly aside.
"you……"
"I'm fine."
The eldest princess's expression was calm and she seemed not to be affected at all. Li Yi was naturally unable to say the next words.
Li Yi shook his head and said: "Actually..., it's fine for the princess. At least, it's much easier than for the princess or the queen."
The eldest princess asked without raising her head, "What's easier?"
"Life... is much easier. You don't have to worry about court affairs or anything like that, just leave it to Li Xuan." Li Yi looked at her and said, "Don't put all the burden on your body, it's not yours."
The responsibility—is Li Xuan’s."
"You should also have your life. To be honest, I don't want you to get to that point unless you have to. Once you take that step, it will be difficult to get back."
"I also think it would be easier for the county commander."
Li Mingzhu raised her glass and said, "Drink with me."
Li Yi doesn't like drinking, especially this kind of strong liquor, not only because he doesn't like the spicy taste, but also because he doesn't have a good drinking capacity, and he is prone to do some outrageous things when he is drunk, especially when the opposite sex is around.
Under such circumstances, if you take advantage of a girl, you won't be able to explain it clearly at that time.
Of course, the person drinking with him was the eldest prince... the princess, it was him who was worried.
However, today's situation is special. If you risk your life to accompany the princess, you might as well get drunk...
"drink!"
Li Yi filled up his glass, clinked it with her, and drank the wine in one gulp.
…
Headache.
Li Yi didn't know how many drinks he drank yesterday, because after he drank a few drinks, he couldn't remember what happened next.
I don’t even know how he came back. I washed my face in the morning and sat at the dinner table. There was still a dull pain in my head.
Fortunately, my butt doesn't hurt, which means nothing embarrassing happened yesterday.
The old emperor's tricks were unbelievably deep and completely disrupted their position, but they didn't know whether to be happy or sad. It was really embarrassing that such an accident happened to something that the three of them were promoting with all their strength.
"Uncle, uncle..."
Xiaohuan's voice gradually became clearer in his ears. Li Yi withdrew his mind, turned his head, looked at her worried look, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" The little maid's big eyes were full of worry.
Li Yi shook his head: "It's okay."
"But, the piece of pork ribs you are holding is what the second lady just ate..."
Li Yi lowered his head and looked at it. No wonder he couldn't get any meat after chewing for so long. He thought it was the cook who cut corners, but it turned out that Miss Liu Er ate it secretly...
He picked up another piece, and Ruyi put down her chopsticks and looked at him worriedly, "Ms. sir, this piece is from my body just now..."
The eaten ribs are placed on the table. Why do you have to find an empty plate to put them on? Isn't this a waste of plates? There is no charge for dishwashing liquid...
Li Yi finally found the uneaten ribs and just brought them to his mouth when he saw Xiaohuan looking at him and curiously said: "Uncle, do you really not remember what happened yesterday?"
