Chapter 167: Seven inches in the middle [Please vote for the third update!]
Half a day ago.
ASEAN Headquarters, in the corner behind the Immortal Punishment Hall.
"Ping An, feel free to use this trick of mine, it will definitely be effective."
"But father, just find someone to call Mother's Palace to the Notre Dame Palace..."
"I don't know much about your fortune-telling methods and general trends, but you still have to learn to adapt to local conditions, watch people's choices, and be a bit more cautious."
Li Dazhi said seriously:
"There are many experts from the Hundred Races in the Holy Mother Palace. People directly said that I am from the Hundred Races, from the ancient Hundred Races. I cannot empathize with your human race. What can you do?
"To deal with Notre Dame Palace, you have to start with the taboos of Notre Dame Palace and find out what they are really afraid of.
"What is the most taboo thing in the Notre Dame Palace? I just heard someone say that the most taboo thing in the Notre Dame Palace is the word unclean. This is related to the rumors that the ancient heaven concocted to slander the Virgin Mother.
"This is the sharp blade that stabbed those maids in the Notre Dame Palace! Can a group of maids turn the world upside down?
"Of course, this method is also used when other methods have failed and the other party starts to be unreasonable. Extraordinary measures should be used in extraordinary times."
Li Ping'an still had some doubts: "But this matter..."
"Remember, what you want is a reputation to go in and take advantage of others. As long as the ASEAN immortal soldiers enter the Notre Dame Palace, you will win this time."
Li Dazhi smiled and said:
"You have to look beyond the surface of the problem to see the essence. What is the essence of this matter? The power struggle at the top of the human race.
"Are these immortal officials from the Emperor Protector Sect completely clean? Not necessarily! At most, a small number of them can resist the temptation of power, and generally they consider the human race.
"Since ancient times, the Holy Mother is the only being who can restrict the power of the Emperor. But if the Holy Mother is not at home, can His Majesty Xuanyuan not be careful?
"Fenghou is a top strategist, how can he not understand His Majesty Xuanyuan's little thoughts?
"Think about it, now that the Holy Mother and the Yellow Emperor have different opinions, who do the human immortal soldiers listen to? This is the core of the problem.
"While the Holy Mother is not at home, the imperial power only supports itself. This is the contribution that a young man like you can make.
"What advantage do young people have? That they don't have to follow ancient rules.
"The moment the Immortal Soldiers enter the Palace of the Holy Mother is the moment when the Human Emperor's power is based on the power of the Holy Mother. You can retire with success. As for the method used to get in, does it matter? It doesn't matter at all.
"Find someone familiar with you to identify your mother. Finally, let's talk about the misunderstanding. Let's say that this person lost his mother in his early years. In order to appease his little heart, his father made up a lie and lied to him that his mother went to the Notre Dame Palace to serve the great Virgin Mary.
Already.
"What can they do?"
Li Ping'an pondered for a few times: "In this case, if you really want to use this move, it is safer to call for the upper hand."
Li Dazhi clicked his tongue: "Do you still need to call me Feng Xiang?"
"Father, what if everything in the Notre Dame Palace is really pure and pure?"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Li Dazhi waved his hand:
"There are so many women in the Notre Dame Palace, it is absolutely impossible for them all to be pure and pure. The Notre Dame has been away for six thousand years, six thousand years!
"Food and sex are also important, and it's not just men who have sex with them. You just have to believe me!"
"Human nature is not divided into men and women."
Li Ping'an sighed: "It's better to make more preparations. When the time comes, ask Feng Xiang to pretend to do some calculations and divination, and then break into the Notre Dame Palace. We only need to suppress most of the Notre Dame Palace fairies. They should not be monolithic."
"Come on! I won't tell most people this wonderful idea!"
…
Half a day later.
In front of the Palace of Our Lady.
Sword cultivator Gu Qingcheng temporarily concealed his aura and arrogance, and shouted "Mother" through the sky.
Li Pingan turned around and cursed angrily.
There was silence between heaven and earth for a moment.
Deathly silence!
The left maid was indeed one of the top five masters among the maids in the Notre Dame Palace. She reacted the fastest at this moment. She suddenly opened her right hand downwards, and a giant palm formed out of thin air, and directly struck Gu Qingcheng below.
This moment!
Because Li Ping'an was protected by Fenghou Daoyun, he could still move freely at this moment. He yanked Gu Qingcheng's shoulders and tried to pull him behind him!
The first, second and third ASEAN deputy allies in the rear stood up at the same time and flew forward!
A wisp of cyan light appeared in the universe, and a little breeze passed in front of Li Ping'an. A tall figure appeared in the air, wearing a garland on his head and straw sandals on his feet. The wide sleeves of his ancient robe shook slightly, and he slapped the sky with his palm.
The huge palm shadow disappeared in an instant.
The visitor is naturally the human race god Xiang Fenghou.
The left servant, who has the body of a snake and the tail of a snake, leans back, his face is cold, and he has a long fork in his hand.
Fenghou turned his left hand over and a Bagua disc floated in front of his hand. He raised his hand to stroke his beard and smiled softly.
"Peace, come back to the battle."
"Yes, Feng Xiang!"
Li Ping'an stopped when he saw that he was good, and dragged Gu Qingcheng to run behind Old Man Tianli.
A bunch of thumbs were handed to me instantly.
Qie Tingfeng laughed and said: "Servant Zuo, did you try to kill His Majesty's special envoy before? Looking at the reaction of Master Zuo, could it be that the young man just shouted randomly?"
"Queen of Boldness!"
The left servant was furious:
"The 30,000 women in the Palace of Our Lady have sworn allegiance to Our Lady!
"Your Majesty has given us endless longevity, and we are determined to keep our bodies as pure as jade, but today you have used such a stigma to slander us!
"Fenghou! Do you really think I don't dare to kill you?"
"Senior," Feng Hou said with a smile, "If you and I want to fight, let's fight in the outer world. Why bother to say harsh words here? Let my descendants of the human race see the joke."
The left servant’s eyes were as bright as lightning.
Fenghou took a gentle breath, a ray of blue light gradually appeared in his eyes, and his breath suddenly became higher.
In a trance, the whole world was filled with green light.
The left servant's eyes were filled with surprise and uncertainty, and he frowned and glared at Feng Hou; Feng Hou slowly stroked his beard without paying any attention to it.
But anyone can see that in this Dao realm competition, Fenghou is slightly better.
The human race has made another great breakthrough since ancient times!
Feng Hou held up the Bagua disk and said loudly:
"Since there are immortal soldiers looking for their mothers, it just so happens that I learned a method of inference from my grandfather, which can be used to determine blood relatives and find out whether men and women have ever been married!
"Don't worry, everyone, I just need to shake this Bagua plate, and the fairy light will fall down and shine... eh?"
Fenghou suddenly changed her expression. She frowned and looked at the left servant, and then at the three thousand fairies below the left servant. Her eyes were on the eldest disciple, the third disciple, the seventh disciple, the twelfth disciple...etc.
After crossing it, I looked towards the Palace of Our Lady.
Although it was Feng Hou, the corners of her mouth could not help but twitch a bit.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Fenghou's smile was a little dry, and she coughed lightly again, looking at the left servant with a playful look.
The left servant's face was gloomy and uncertain, the corner of his mouth seemed to be breaking out into a smile, and his face was also twitching.
The two masters suddenly became speechless.
Behind Fenghou, Li Ping'an and Gu Qingcheng looked at each other. The latter looked pale, but luckily he was fine.
Gu Qingcheng felt the coercion of Taiyi Golden Immortal Realm masters just because of his Taoist mind. As long as he cultivates carefully later, he may be a blessing in disguise.
This group of ASEAN's deputy allies, ministers, and generals were thinking very fast at this moment and smelled something unusual.
"Safety?"
Old Man Tianli frowned and said, "This move of yours seems to hit seven inches."
Li Ping'an was also a little confused at the moment.
No, has his father ever been to the Notre Dame Palace? Why is his father's move so accurate... Is this probably his father's life experience?
Suddenly, a soft sigh was heard from the front, and several old women emerged from Nuwa's palace and appeared outside the gate.
Li Ping'an didn't even need to ask, someone was already whispering:
"The right servant is out!"
"There are also two princesses from our ancient human race!"
"Ping'an," Old Man Tianli said, "Don't be rude later. Three of them are our own, and the other two are from hundreds of ethnic groups, but they don't care about worldly affairs on weekdays."
The right waiter has a gentle face, long mottled hair combed into meticulous temples, a smile at the corner of his mouth, and auspicious eyes, but he looks like a standard kind old lady.
Fenghou cupped her hands and made a bow: "I have met your two highnesses. Your right servant is here well."
"Alas," the right servant stepped forward, stood next to the left servant, and said warmly, "I shouldn't have shown up today. His Majesty the Human Emperor came to take someone, so we have to cooperate. I don't know, but secretly colluded with the monster.
Who is the woman from the Notre Dame Palace of our tribe?”
Fenghou narrowed his eyes slightly and said slowly: "I have to ask the left servant. I have a list in my hand, including more than a hundred people with names, but not all of them are guilty of death."
The right servant sighed softly: "The supervision here is poor, so there are so many people who have changed their minds and turned traitor. The Holy Mother Palace should not be involved in any affairs between the human race and the hundreds of races... Can you please invite Feng Xiang to come in and talk about it?"
"No," Fenghou slowly shook her head, "There is nothing that cannot be said to others."
The right servant smiled and said: "It is related to the whereabouts of the Holy Mother. I really don't dare to neglect it. Why don't you, Mr. Feng, ask all the deputy allies to follow you? And that human talent, please come in with us."
Feng Hou frowned and groaned softly, seeming to be thinking.
A ray of sound penetrated into Li Ping'an's ears: "Ping'an, do you dare to follow me in?"
Why not?
Li Ping'an suddenly laughed out loud and said: "Brother, what you are doing here is adjusting your breath. No matter who asks you, you must keep your mouth shut. Don't be so irritable and impatient."
After all, Gu Qingcheng had hung out with Li Ping'an a few times. Seeing the smile on Li Ping'an's lips, he knew he was sure of victory, so he nodded immediately.
Fenghou said loudly: "Master Cangjie, can you please come?"
A gray figure suddenly appeared next to Feng Hou, with a smile on his lips and without saying a word, he bowed his head and saluted the two old women in front of him.
"Heaven burns, the sky is poor, the sky embers, the power of the sky, the peace, come with me, arrest the female fairy related to the arson case, the suicide case, and the corruption case!"
The original ASEAN leader, now the ASEAN First Vice-President, ASEAN Second Vice-President, and ASEAN Third Vice-President, together with the ASEAN Third-Rank Inspection Envoy and the Ten-Husband Commander personally appointed by the Yellow Emperor, moved forward at the same time.
After a while, these seven figures entered on clouds.
"Servant Zuo," said the right servant with a smile, "Things have their weight and urgency. Normally, we are tolerant to the left servant in every possible way, just because the left servant is of the same race as the empress, but today, can the left servant also do the same?
You can take care of the overall situation and don't let me do such cruel things."
The left servant, who had the body of a snake and the tail of a snake, closed his eyes and sighed, turned around and returned to the Notre Dame Palace with a dark face.
See this;
The expressions of the group of immortal officials and generals suddenly became a little more ambiguous.
In the corner, Li Dazhi, who was holding his waist, raised his eyebrows, and then sighed softly.
If he becomes an immortal official, then... he can figure it out in a minute.
Of course, as a person, you must know how to repay kindness, and you must first bring the Wanyun Sect to great prosperity!
Li Dazhi turned his head and glanced at Mo Yunshen, who was standing aside, and suddenly smiled and said, "Fellow Taoist Yunshen?"
Mo Yunshen, who was in a daze, quickly came to his senses, cupped his hands and said, "Fellow Taoist Da Zhi."
Li Dazhi said slowly: "Fellow Taoist Yun Shen suddenly stopped me and fellow Taoist Wenju in Dong'an City and said that he had important evidence to present to ASEAN. Can this evidence be produced?"
"This, hehehe."
Mo Yun smiled deeply and sighed:
"For the moment, I forgot where I put the evidence. I will remember it when I can make up for my merits in forging the Heavenly Sect General."
"Yeah?"
Li Dazhi clicked his tongue:
"I do understand fellow Taoist, the sect has suffered sudden changes, the big tree fell down, all the hozens were scattered, and being involved in such a big case, maybe the butcher's knife will fall on the heads of the sect's golden immortals and heavenly immortals in the blink of an eye.
"The counterattacks left behind by the Tiantian Clan have been used to save lives at critical moments.
"But fellow Taoist Yun Shen, it's the same piece of charcoal. Whether you deliver it when it's snowing or on a hot day, the effect will be completely opposite.
"You should be more decisive."
"Yeah?"
Mo Yunshen did not reply. He looked at the Nuwa Dojo Holy Mother Palace in front of him, quietly lost in thought.
Li Dazhi murmured in his heart.
‘The look in this old boy’s eyes is not quite right.’
…
Inside Nuwa Palace.
In a large hall not far from the palace gate, dozens of women were kneeling on the ground, their faces pale and their breathing messy.
The right waiter sat on the main seat, and four old women sat at her hands. The expressions of these five old women were extremely cold.
The left servant has gone back to retreat.
boom!
The right servant suddenly smashed the round table in his hand and said angrily: "Shameless! Illegal! Have you forgotten the oath you made back then?"
The women kneeling below knelt down at the same time, each trembling.
Wisps of obscure Taoist charms entangled themselves around them, making them completely unable to move.
"Your right servant, please calm down," an old woman sighed, "They made a mistake and they should deal with it themselves. I also ask you all the immortal officials to protect the reputation of our Holy Mother Palace and don't publicize this matter."
Feng Hou pinched her fingers to calculate and clicked her tongue softly:
"These people who betrayed the oath of Notre Dame Palace are actually the same people we want to arrest.
"It makes sense when you think about it, that is, when they go out privately to do those dirty things, they also have the opportunity to meet men outside.
"What you, the right servant, mean is that Nuwa Palace dealt with them on its own?"
The right servant said softly: "Yes, Feng Xiang, can you give me a penny?"
Fenghou thought for a while, turned to look at Li Ping'an, and said slowly: "Ping'an, what do you think?"
Li Ping'an, who was standing quietly at the back, raised his head and cupped his hands, and said seriously: "Feng Xiang, I am your pawn. There are no outsiders here, so don't embarrass me, a junior."
"You!"
The wind queen laughed and cursed:
"For having made such a great contribution today, I feel that the reward your Majesty has set before is too light! Hurry up and don't wait any longer!"
Li Ping'an cupped his hands and said: "Feng Xiang, I am not pretending to be humble. It is really not the right time for me to speak about this matter."
"Why?" Feng Hou's eyes were full of encouragement.
"The reason why the law lasts forever is selflessness; the reason why the law lasts long is because it is ruthless."
Li Pingan sighed:
“Since there are such disadvantages, if we cover them up, wouldn’t it encourage such unhealthy tendencies?
"The rules of Notre Dame Palace are certainly a bit strict, but since the rules exist, if you break them before new rules are promulgated, you will have to pay a price.
"What's more, although there are all the little fish here, the main messenger behind them is not among them. It is unconvincing."
Fenghou nodded: "What you said makes sense."
The right servant stood up and bowed: "Please show mercy to Dawu Quanxian! We will give an explanation to ASEAN in the future. After all, the left servant is the empress's kin. After the empress returns, we will go forward to help her."
One copy! But now, if there is civil strife in the Notre Dame Palace, it will be difficult for us to explain it to the Queen!"
Li Ping'an said calmly: "I'm not talking about other things, I'm just saying... when they do evil, you should also see it, why don't you stop them, why don't you just ignore them? If the matter is not urgent, you won't do anything
Are you moved?"
An old woman said in a low voice: "On weekdays, the left servant is the one who dominates, how can I dare to say anything!"
"If I hadn't taken advantage of everyone's influence today... the queen would believe her."
Fenghou suddenly said: "Can everyone tell me where the empress has gone?"
Li Pingan sighed secretly in his heart.
That's all, there is still a quid pro quo.
He suddenly felt a little unmotivated, so he cupped his hands forward, retreated to a stone pillar, folded his arms, and said no more.
Cangjie suddenly looked over and nodded slowly to Li Ping'an, with a bit more smile in his eyes.
The right servant said solemnly: "We don't know the exact whereabouts of the empress, but after the empress left, a stone tablet appeared on the throne of the empress, which should have been left by the empress."
Feng Hou nodded slowly: "Can you let me take a look at the stone tablet? Everything from now on can be discussed."
"good."
Li Pingan suddenly said: "There is one more thing."
"It's okay to say that I'm a quasi-immortal."
"My brother actually met a kind fairy girl when he was young and saved his life. He built a shrine for the fairy girl and became his godmother."
Li Pingan said warmly:
"He was calling for his godmother before, but I don't know which senior in Nuwa's palace saved my brother back then."
The right servant nodded slightly: "According to the rules, there are only a few dozen people who can go out at will. They are all highly cultivated golden immortals in the Palace of Our Lady. Let me ask who has a godson and has not told us.
.”
Li Ping'an asked: "Is this okay?"
The waiter on the right smiled and said: "How can it be in the way? There are adopted sons and daughters in the palace, but most of the time they are adopted daughters... Dawu quasi-immortals are very careful in their actions, which is really good."
"You praise me."
…
Half an hour later.
Sixty-seven corpses floated out of Nuwa's palace. They were all covered with white cloth, and the Taoist charm on them had not yet dissipated.
Half of these women are from the Hundred Races and half are from the Human Race. They correspond one to one with the women confessed by the ASEAN Sin Immortals.
An old woman with a gentle face appeared in front of Gu Qingcheng. When Gu Qingcheng looked confused, she took out a purse, a jade charm, and an immortal sword.