Chapter 247: The uncle and nephew are cheating on each other.
A white cloud carried Li Ping'an, Taiyi Zhenren, and Cangjie Master, rushing towards the witchland diagonally below.
Li Dazhi stood outside Yunzhou's cabin with his hands behind his hands, his face full of anger.
Why not let him be the envoy to negotiate?
He got up and signed up, and considering his eloquence, speaking ability, and considering his great luck, wouldn't he be the "best candidate for the messenger"?
It is said that father and son go into battle, and father and son go into battle. In the end, I was not replaced, but the son put on a mask and pretended to be his own subordinate...
The clear voice of Gui Lingling came from the side: "Qingqing, what were they talking about just now? They talked about a lot, but it doesn't feel like it has anything to do with fighting."
Qingsu put her hands behind her hands and whispered softly: "I don't really understand these either."
Li Dazhi suddenly remembered something and took out a jade slip from his sleeve.
The so-called jade slips are scrolls made of long and narrow jade pieces;
This jade slip is not simple. Each jade slip is polished to be extremely gentle, and complex restrictions are engraved in it. Each jade slip is a jade talisman for recording events. When all the jade slips are connected, it becomes a book.
Li Dazhi looked at Qingsu a few times, and then looked at the direction his son was leaving with a little guilt.
'I've already written all this stuff, wouldn't it be a waste if I didn't send it out?'
So, Li Dazhi walked around with his hands behind his back, arrived beside Gui Lingling and Qing Su, and said with a smile:
"Why, didn't you two understand their discussion just now?"
Several experts who were drinking tea in the cabin each cast a ray of immortal consciousness.
Qing Su said: "I understand a little bit."
Gui Lingling smiled and said: "It can't be said that I don't understand. I just don't know why I want to make such a simple thing so complicated."
"Whether it is complicated or not depends on who is told when this matter is announced."
Li Dazhi said with a smile:
“All parties have concerns.
"Senior Guangchengzi shoulders the responsibility of being in charge of the affairs of Chan Jiao, so he cannot abuse the name of Chan Jiao.
"His Majesty the Yellow Emperor is a wise human emperor, so he must consider issues from the perspective of the human race.
"Therefore, when it comes to dealing with the Wu Clan, Chanjiao must declare its righteousness. Chanjiao is to protect the justice of heaven and earth, to persuade two feuding races to reconcile, and to turn their hostility into friendship. This is the pure and upright tradition of Chanjiao.
"And our human race is in even more trouble. It was precisely because the Wu clan supported Chi You that the human race was once in dire straits. Fortunately, the Battle of Zhuolu was won in the end. This is actually a life-and-death feud. It doesn't mean that we just let it go.
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"Therefore, His Majesty the Human Emperor has many doubts. His Majesty the Human Emperor loves the people like his own children and treats every human race equally, so he cannot decide to forgive the Wu clan for the human race without authorization.
"It's probably because of these reasons, so you need to think things through in advance."
Gui Lingling blinked: "Isn't it supposed to be that if you don't obey, you'll beat me until you're convinced?"
"Justice and righteousness are the principles of heaven."
Li Dazhi said warmly:
“Interception is actually quite dangerous.
"Okay, I won't say much more about this. Senior Guiling, if you are by Ping An's side, you can see how Ping An handles things.
"Ahem... Qingsu Immortal."
Qingsu wondered: "Huh?"
"Ping An asked me to send this to you. This kid is so embarrassed that he insisted on asking me to send it to you..."
Li Dazhi handed the jade slip to Qingsu:
"Ping An said he wanted you to read the text of a drama. Aren't we going to hold a cultural stage in Dongzhoufang Town later? The main thing is to turn this kind of story into a drama and perform it on stage."
Qingsu tilted her head slightly, and although she didn't know why, she agreed quite solemnly.
"Then I'll watch it when I'm not busy..."The Legend of the Condor Heroes"?"
Li Dazhi nodded with a smile.
"The Legend of the Condor Heroes"!
And it’s a version where a certain Zhiping jumped off a cliff and fell to his death when he was young!
Li Dazhi definitely couldn't memorize the original version, but he clearly remembered every fragment of the film and television version. After he and Xiao Yue polished it together, the final reading effect was quite good.
"Immortal Qing Su," Li Dazhi cupped his hands and said, "Now I am busy with the affairs of Yun Sect and working hard to accumulate treasures for heaven. I can rarely be with Ping An. From now on, Ping An will be left to you to take care of."
Qingsu returned the gift with her hands raised and said seriously: "If I don't die, he will not be hurt."
Gui Lingling pinched her waist and smiled: "There's still me!"
"You, why are you joining in the fun?"
Li Dazhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and went to the cabin with his hands.
Xuanyuan Huangdi asked: "Master Dazhi, what kind of drama text is that? The Bird Immortal Pai made by Master Dazhi is now very popular in Dongzhou, and it has also brought a lot of laughter to my Xuanyuan Palace. I have not yet asked Master Dazhi to express my thanks."
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"Ouch! I don't dare, I don't dare!"
Li Dazhi hurriedly said:
"It is the honor of every human race to be able to share your worries and solve your problems.
"Besides, they are just some fun things. They were created by Ping An occasionally to relieve my boredom."
Huangdi Xuanyuan leaned back, with some admiration in his eyes: "Does the ambitious leader have a Taoist companion?"
"Yes," Li Dazhi said with a smile, "there are Taoist companions."
Xuanyuan Huangdi looked regretful: "I also want to be a matchmaker for you and arrange for the only daughter of Dali's family. Dali is also the leader of ASEAN now. If I can marry your father and son, it will also deepen our human race's influence on the future heaven."
Old man Tianli forced a smile.
"You really embarrassed me!"
Li Dazhi hurriedly said:
"Sister Wen Rou, Zhong Ling Huixiu, I am a rough man, and I really don't deserve her."
Feng Xiang smiled and said: "But because Wenrou belongs to Fengyu Guard? Then I will just expel her from Fengyu Guard."
Li Dazhi's heart skipped a beat.
Listening to Xuanyuan Huangdi's intention of following Feng Xiang, it seems that he already knew that he had many interactions with Wenrou before?
Xuanyuan Huangdi smiled and said: "How about you, Dali, let's talk about it yourself. It's really hard for Feng and I to talk about this matter you asked us to do."
Li Dazhi turned to look at Old Man Tianli.
Old man Tianli blushed, stood up and saluted Huangdi Xuanyuan, hemmed and hawed and couldn't say anything, and finally just choked out one sentence:
"If you don't stay in college, your majesty and Feng Xiang will laugh at each other."
Li Dazhi:......
Master Yuding on the side watched this scene with a smile. He was taciturn, but there was also a bit of smile in his eyes.
"Hmm!"
Guangchengzi raised his hand and pointed a finger, and a cloud formed out of thin air. The center of the cloud quickly became transparent, and a three-dimensional picture emerged within it.
After a while, this picture occupied the entire cloud and mist, and could be viewed from both sides. The conversation between the three people in the picture was clearly audible.
The art of cloud mirror reaches its peak.
Guangchengzi said: "Let's release the Tao Yun to intimidate the Wu clan, lest the Wu clan have any thoughts that they shouldn't have."
The chat immediately stopped.
At the moment, Guangchengzi, Yuding Zhenren, Xuanyuan Huangdi, Shenxiangfenghou, and Tianli old man each released their own Taoist rhymes. The Turtle Spirit Madonna stood on the edge of the cloud boat, watching the clouds and mist below.
Qingsu held the sword given by Empress Nuwa in her hand. She raised the sword, closed her eyes, and focused on Li Ping'an below.
"Oh God."
Master Taiyi's slightly lazy voice sounded from the cabin, but it was Yun Jing who brought the three people to chat.
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"Uncle Taiyi, just call me to be safe."
Li Pingan warned:
"Later, in front of the Wu clan, he still called me Mo Wendi, or the master of Tianfang Pavilion.
"There is a shortage of people in heaven. I can only do this kind of thing. It would be really unsightly if people knew that I, the emperor of heaven, was running around."
Master Taiyi smiled and said: "It's easy to say...you really have no airs."
Cangjie glanced at Master Taiyi and didn't say anything. He just stood aside with his hands folded, like a clay sculpture.
Taiyi Zhenren said: "I hope that when the heaven is really established in the future, you can also maintain this humility. This is a quality that the ancient emperors did not have."
Li Pingan was slightly surprised.
——Isn’t this guy able to communicate normally?
Unexpectedly, Taiyi Zhenren changed the topic: "Of course, that's because Emperor Jundong and Huang Taiyi were all strong men in ancient times. You are still too weak now and can't stand up even if you want to."
Li Ping'an:......
"Uncle Master, what state have you reached?"
"Daluo Jinxian, he just broke through ten thousand years ago."
Master Taiyi responded calmly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
Li Ping'an looked astonished: "No wonder I can live decently to this day."
Taiyi Zhenren had a few black lines hanging on his forehead, and said softly: "I just praised you for your humility, and now you start to lose weight?"
"How can you say this is neither big nor small," Li Ping'an said with a smile, "Uncle Taiyi is so approachable, I can't help but appreciate him. I treat him as if I were my equal."
"Hey, I didn't realize you were pretty good at talking."
Master Taiyi looked Li Ping'an up and down:
"No wonder the Queen Mother of the West has a soft spot for you. What old honey can resist your mouth? Hahaha!"
Li Ping'an smiled and said: "Master Taiyi doesn't have a Taoist companion?"
"What's the use of having a Taoist companion?"
Master Taiyi said calmly:
"I am carefree and happy myself, but when I get married, I have to think about what the other person is doing."
"No wonder Master Taiyi doesn't understand the meaning here. I just got married not long ago and I just understand the true meaning here."
Li Ping'an's eyes were full of tenderness and he said warmly:
“The harmony of yin and yang is the principle of heaven and earth, and the love of men and women is the natural feeling of human beings.
"Besides, Senior Queen Mother Xi just wants to use my name as the Emperor of Heaven to become her Queen of Heaven, and it's not because of any love between a man and a woman. This is far from the truth.
"Uncle Taiyi has been practicing in the mountains all year round. It's normal to not understand these twists and turns. However, uncle, you'd better get in touch with the female fairies more often. Don't stop practicing alone. Not only does Guyang not grow long, it's also easy to walk.
If you cross the fork, if the yang and yang are harmonious, it will make people laugh."
Taiyi Zhenren's face is full of black lines, and he wants to kick his feet.
Li Ping'an calmly flashed behind Cang Jie and raised his eyebrows slightly at Master Taiyi.
Master Taiyi laughed and scolded: "What a sharp-tongued little emperor of heaven!"
Li Ping'an cupped his hands and said, "It depends on my uncle to be sharp and articulate. I just temporarily learned some skills from you, uncle."
"Come here, stand in the middle, and do business first."
Master Taiyi cleared his throat with a bit of appreciation in his eyes:
"All your seniors and uncles are too boring, but it's you who has my taste. You, the Emperor of Heaven, have my approval.
"If the new Emperor of Heaven is also a boring gourd who can't slap two farts with one slap, then this world will be too boring.
"Tell me what to do next. We are about to enter the forbidden area of the witch clan. There is already a group of war witches staring at us."
Li Pingan jumped back in front of the two of them angrily.
He asked: "Master, do you have any ideas?"
Cangjie cupped his hands and said, "It all depends on the master's plan."
Master Taiyi couldn't help but mutter: "Why do the human race call Cangjie their first master? Doesn't it mean that he is dead?"
Cangjie had a few more black lines on his forehead.
Li Ping'an looked at Master Taiyi a little helplessly.
Taiyi spread his hands: "Pindao is really curious."
Li Ping'an made a fuss: "Teachers teach, teach and resolve doubts, and the emergence of writing has made books the carrier of all kinds of knowledge. Master Cangjie's creation of calligraphy is a great meritorious act. Even if there is no master's teaching, there is writing to carry it.
He can practice Kung Fu and acquire various kinds of knowledge, and he can also teach and solve doubts, so he is called the first teacher."
Cang Jie couldn't help but smile a little, and he cupped his hands to Li Ping'an and said, "Your Majesty, you are so complimentary. I was not the only one to create the characters."
Master Taiyi nodded: "I see... then what should we do next? The witch clan is about to jump over."
"Act according to the opportunity," Li Ping'an said, "When I make this gesture later, Master Taiyi, you can speak freely. I will clenched my fist with my left hand, and Master Taiyi will stop speaking."
Master Taiyi frowned and said, "What does this have to do with Pindao?"
"Uncle Guangchengzi allowed you to come down, but didn't ask Uncle Yuding to follow you. Isn't that obvious?"
Li Pingan asked back, then calmly looked up at the sky.
When starting a group, they usually come with the magic power of taunting.
"who!"
Whoosh whoosh!
Dozens of figures quickly jumped out of the forest, and streams of blood rose into the sky.
Li Ping'an stood proudly in the clouds with his hands behind his back, glanced over it, and said loudly: "The master of the Tianfang Pavilion, Mo Wendi, is here to pay a special visit to the ancestral wizard Xuan Ming. Please let me know!"
Cangjie's sleeves and robes danced, and a golden wall appeared in front of the three of them.
Figures came flying towards me and were gently pushed away by the golden wall.
At this moment, several tyrannical auras fell from high in the sky, suppressing the area thousands of miles away, causing many poisonous creatures to crawl on the ground, unable to move.
These dozens of rough-looking men and women looked horrified and glared angrily at Li Ping'an and the others.
Cangjie cupped his hands forward and said slowly:
"Cang Jie of the human race, by order of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, accompanied Pavilion Master Mo to visit and discuss matters related to the human race with the Wu clan.
"I'm not here for a legal battle today. I'd like to ask you to explain it on your behalf."
As soon as Cangjie's name came out, the expressions of the war witches changed several times.
A female war witch wearing a small leather skirt, tree vine shoes, and a simple layer of linen wrapped around her waist stood up and bowed her hand to Cang Jie in a decent manner.
"It turns out that it was Cangjie who created the Chinese character! Wait a moment, our ancestors. I will report it to our ancestors soon."
After saying this, seven or eight war witches turned around and ran towards the depths of the poisonous forest.
Master Taiyi bumped Li Ping'an with his elbow and whispered: "Did you see it? This means that you, the master of the pavilion, don't take it seriously. Go up and make a fight with them and show them how awesome you are!"
Li Ping'an glared at Master Taiyi: "Didn't Master Taiyi agree not to speak casually?"
Master Taiyi sneered: "Pindao just reminds you that the Wu clan respects the strong...Pindao shut up and wait for the order from the Pavilion Master."
Li Ping'an sighed secretly in his heart, and then concentrated his attention.
After a while, one of the "Top Ten Witches" whom Li Ping'an had seen before jumped across the forest and landed in front of the golden wall like a cannonball.
Li Pingan raised his hand to signal, and Cangjie removed the golden wall.
"Where is Cangjie?"
The great witch made a hand-over salute with his thick arms:
"Master, please come in. No one else is waiting here."
Cangjie said: "Don't misunderstand this great witch, I'm just accompanying you..."
"Blinded your dog's eyes!"
Master Taiyi shouted, retreated behind Li Pingan, pointed at Li Pingan and said:
"This is the master of the Tianfang Pavilion, the famous man before the Emperor of Heaven, who is called brother to the Human Emperor Xuanyuan, and is famous among the three religions!
"Pindao is just a Twelve Golden Immortal who explains the teachings. His reputation is not worth mentioning. But if you dare to neglect this pavilion master, millions of heavenly soldiers will fall in an instant!"
The great witch originally had an angry look on his face, but after hearing about the 'Twelve Golden Immortals', he calmed down instantly.
Then, the great witch looked at Li Ping'an's half-face armor, frowned and said, "We, the witch clan, don't like people who hide their heads and show their tails."
The corners of Taiyi's mouth turned up crazily.
'Hahaha, brat, I asked you to act like an emperor pretending to be a general. Let's see how... how... you are now...'
Li Ping'an calmly took off half of his face armor, revealing the face that Mo Wenqing often used back then. This kind of face uses facial fillers, supplemented by thin masks, to apply makeup. It is not a magic trick or a blinding method. There is no need to worry about being peeked by experts.
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The great witch nodded, turned around and said, "Please!"
Snapped!
Li Ping'an snapped his fingers in front of Taiyi Zhenren.
"Let's go, your Majesty the Emperor's most respected uncle.
"Didn't you say that you wanted to come to the Wu Clan to challenge the Wu Clan's combat skills? You also said that the Wu Clan's combat skills are not as good as your Yin Yang Dharma? This is a rare opportunity. Master Cangjie and I are going to visit the ancestral witches first."
Taiyi Zhenren's facial muscles were constantly twitching.
"Um?!"
A group of strong men and women moved forward at the same time, staring at Master Taiyi with burning eyes.