Chapter 295 White Tiger Transforms into a Merit List!
'Ah, hiss! I'm so drunk that I cheated like this.'
At the mourning platform, Li Ping'an's soul slowly opened his eyes. His eyes were a little hollow, and he felt that he couldn't lift his strength. The back of his neck was particularly painful.
The memories of last night flowed like water;
Li Ping'an's Yuanshen was slightly lost in thought looking at the golden clouds above him, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.
There is a saying, drinking with Emperor Xuanyuan is really physical work.
The meal he had with Emperor Xuanyuan can be divided into three stages.
In the first stage, they told each other that they had not drunk much, and chatted seriously about the overall situation of the world.
In the second stage, they insulted Western religions and ancient demons, saying that they were not human beings, and made lofty ideals.
Li Ping'an was actually not drunk at this time, and he was very careful with his bold words to avoid causing any big consequences.
For example, he wanted to gradually develop the Kongmeng Realm, gradually annex many small worlds outside the Kongmeng Realm, and at the same time explore the background of Western religion and see if there really are so many Taoist soldiers.
Huangdi Xuanyuan's grand ambitions were much more complicated.
He first scolded the strong for ignoring the weak, waved his arms and shouted:
"There is no reason in this world! I can tell you this in peace, there is no way! There is no reason!"
"Did they ask for my consent when they chopped off four of my legs? They didn't need my permission. They just pressed me down there, turned the turtle shell over to you, chopped off my legs, and then refined them!"
"I didn't have anywhere to cry at that time, because they said that they killed me to save more living beings. People are not only strong, but also very righteous."
"Fuck righteousness!"
Then he gradually lamented the situation of the human race, with a look of confusion in his eyes, and kept muttering in a low voice:
"But I'll just chop it down. Just hold up the sky. If the sky falls, no one will be able to survive. I agree."
"But you said that these great sects are plotting against each other, do they really have no regard for these creatures below? I mean, those with intelligence can recognize me clearly, yes, these creatures of mine... are those disciples of the sect leader who are too powerful to sit here It’s too high, so you can’t see below?”
"You know my teacher, what did my teacher say to me? He said to focus on the overall situation. I asked him, I said, teacher, what is your overall situation? Your overall situation is to explain teaching!"
"The teacher said that all the spirits in the world are the overall situation. If only the human race is left in the world, wouldn't it mean that the human race will kill each other?"
"But this doesn't make sense. When did I say that I would destroy hundreds of tribes? What we have been shouting is... to remove karma and destroy the ancient demons. Aren't those criminals who united to besiege us in ancient times? Ping An, you said, When did I say I would kill the tribe? Now there are elves and monsters on so many uninhabited mountains in Eastern Continent, and there are also sparse aquatic tribes in the sea. Have we ever killed them?"
"They are afraid of teaching! They are afraid of reaching the sky! They are afraid of intercepting the teaching! They are always thinking about checks and balances, checks and balances."
“Fuck checks and balances!”
Li Ping'an didn't know how to persuade him about this matter.
After all, their strength is just inferior to others.
By the third stage, Li Ping'an's memory pictures were a bit blurry, but fortunately they were all coherent.
He and Emperor Xuanyuan sang loudly.
Xuanyuan Huangdi sings a popular courtship ditty in ancient China, with simple words and melodious tunes.
Li Ping'an sang the poetry recitation version of "A Laugh from the Sea", which was quite atmospheric and not limited to the feelings between men and women.
Then……
Then Li Ping'an saw Huangdi Xuanyuan lying on the steps, soundly asleep, and he was still cursing words such as the West was shameless, demons were unjust, and his waist was very tired.
Li Ping'an sighed, sat there and giggled a few times, holding his chin and looking at the deep and dark hall.
He suddenly shouted:
"I am born with talents that will be useful! I will come back after all the money I have spent!"
"We come to this world to create value, not to create value for others!"
"It doesn't matter if the mountain is high, if there are immortals, it will be spiritual! If the water is not deep, as long as there are fish!"
"Take my Fangtian painted halberd, wait for me to warm the wine and kill Zhunti!"
"Hiccup! It would be great if Tiandao was a beautiful girl, like Chang Ning Ning or Master. She is easy to communicate with. At least I won't be disgusted with her."
"Master is getting more and more beautiful, hehehe..."
boom!
A white shadow flashed into the palace and knocked him unconscious. The part hit was his neck, and a burst of immortal power instantly hit his little soul.
Then……
That's it now.
Li Ping'an's little Yuan Shen figure was lying there, quietly, his eyes a little out of focus.
Not long after, there were two blushes on his little Yuanshen face, and he grinned.
Just pretend it didn't happen!
Exuding immortal consciousness, I found that the environment I was in was quite familiar... Isn't this the study room of the residence in Dong'an City?
Li Ping'an sat up from the simple bed made of several chairs, raised his hand and took a hangover pill, and he quickly regained consciousness.
The window on the side is ajar.
Li Ping'an looked up and saw the two brothers Xinghe Xinghan who were meditating quietly in the pavilion. His celestial consciousness had also captured the figures of Qingsu, Gui Lingling and the Golden Light Holy Mother of Jie Jiao in the city.
They were shopping and eating, and each of them used a simple deception trick. When ordinary people and casual cultivators saw them, they thought they were three decrepit old women.
Squeak——
Wen Ling'er pushed the door open with warm tea and said with a smile: "Xiaozu, you are finally awake."
The little white tiger, which had gained weight, jumped into Li Pingan's arms in two steps and rubbed Li Pingan's chest affectionately.
"Huh?" Li Ping'an said calmly, "When did I come back?"
"You've been sleeping for seven or eight hours."
Wen Ling'er chuckled lightly, put the tea into Li Ping'an's hand, and couldn't help but puff up her lips.
"Xiao Zu, please don't leave me here. I also want to go to the Kongmeng Realm with you, otherwise I will always feel that... Ling'er has been left behind by you."
Li Ping'an took a sip of tea and felt completely comfortable. He looked at Wen Ling'er up and down for a few times and frowned: "When you recover, where is that smart and beautiful girl in her fifties when we first met?"
"Oh! What nonsense are you talking about! I don't care about you anymore!"
Wen Ling'er turned around and left. Before leaving the house, she didn't forget to turn her head, leaned back, and winked at Li Ping'an:
"Xiaozu, when you were drunk, you called Ning Ning's name seven or eight times."
"Really?" Li Ping'an smiled, "What's wrong with me missing my wife?"
Wen Ling'er blinked: "But you called me Master eighty-three times... If I were Senior Yun Zhongzi, I would be moved to tears right now."
Li Ping'an's forehead was covered with black lines, and he grabbed the tea cup and wanted to hit someone.
Wen Ling'er begged for mercy and ran away without a trace.
However, Wen Ling'er is now a Qi Refiner in the Hezhen Realm. Although she has not yet become an immortal, she has indeed adapted to the role of a personal maid.
Ning Ning should be going to the Kongmeng Realm later, and Wen Ling'er will go there with him, so there is someone to chat with Ning Ning.
Li Ping'an grabbed the white tiger in his hand, looked down at the white tiger's big diamond-like eyes, and the evil thoughts that had appeared in his heart grew again.
Give the white tiger a title as a heavenly gatekeeper, or a mount used by the Emperor of Heaven, and then give it enough heavenly merits...
What effect will it have?
"Xiaohu," Li Ping'an rubbed Baihu's hair, "you don't want to have the strength of a true fairyland in the future, right?"
The little white tiger trembled a few times and let out a soft whine.
Just do it.
Li Ping'an hugged the white tiger and escaped underground. He communicated with the white tiger first and then began to gradually send heavenly merits to the little white tiger.
This time, the merits earned by dedicating karma to Venerable Ernan and his party just had no place to use.
A few hours later.
Dong'an City suddenly erupted with a tiger roar, and a thousand-foot-tall white tiger projection stood up with its head raised, opening its mouth to absorb the spiritual energy between heaven and earth.
There are many people in the city who know that the new Emperor has a white tiger beast with the blood of the ancient four elephants.
At this moment, this strange beast showed such strange phenomena, as if it was trying to break through the limitations of its own bloodline.
Therefore, the immortal officials of Dong'an City immediately closed the formation and allowed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to flow towards this place.
An obvious whirlpool of spiritual energy appeared in the white tiger's open mouth, and the spiritual energy covering thousands of miles around was disturbed.
On the ground floor of Li's residence.
Li Ping'an looked at the little white tiger who was gradually transforming and choosing his gender with a complicated face, and fell into a deep tangle for a while.
The white tiger is waiting for his choice to become male or female.
Li Ping'an's first thought was naturally to turn this white tiger into a male and train him as a future general around him.
But he made a sudden move and soon fell into some kind of tangle.
No matter whether the white tiger turns into a female or a male, as long as it is his mount, it will definitely become the talk of all kinds of fun fairies. This is really not a good choice.
Li Pingan said seriously:
"Follow your inner thoughts and don't be interfered by the outside world. This is your own destiny!
"As long as it's normal, I, as the master, can accept it."
"Yes, Master."
What a majestic female voice.
…
Hearing that Li Ping'an had sobered up and saw that the white tiger was acting strangely, Li Dazhi, who was writing furiously behind the desk, moved even faster.
Half an hour later.
The vision of the white tiger gradually dissipated, and the spiritual energy between heaven and earth came and went, returning to nature.
Li Dazhi looked at the scroll in his hand, nodded with satisfaction, checked again if there were any typos, rolled up the cloth carefully, floated out from the high-rise building in Dong'an City, held his hands behind his hands and rode on the clouds, and landed towards Li Ping'an's residence.
There were constant greetings along the way.
Li Dazhi returned the favor with a smile.
When meeting immortals with high strength and deep background, Li Dazhi mostly nodded with a smile;
When meeting an older casual cultivator with high moral character and respect, Li Dazhi bowed his hands in salute.
The main theme is one that respects the old and loves the young.
After falling into several major formations, Li Dazhi saw that Li Ping'an's study was full of familiar faces, all seeming to be watching the fun.
Deacon Wei Yanzi shouted: "The master is here!"
The elder deacon from Zhuyun Sect quickly exited the study and bowed to Li Dazhi to greet him.
Li Dazhi smiled and cupped his hands: "What are you all gathering here for?"
"The Emperor's mount, the white tiger, has transformed! There was a big commotion just now!"
Wei Yanzi's eyes were full of envy:
"It's really awesome. His Majesty's mounts are already close to the combat power of the Golden Fairy Realm!"
"Oh, is it so?"
Li Dazhi smiled and said: "If you go to Jade Tower a few less times, you might have touched the edge of the immortals now!"
"How is it possible? I have worked hard enough now and I won't be able to become an immortal within a thousand years."
Wei Yanzi chuckled, and the elder at the door smiled and shook his head.
Li Dazhi walked into the study with his master's steps. Wen Ling'er and Qing Su stood up to greet him, and Master Huang Long bowed his hand.
Gui Lingling shouted to Li Pingan: "Your father is here!"
"Dad," Li Pingan greeted with a smile and raised his chin towards the tall figure on his left, "Are you also here to see the little tiger transform?"
"Huh?" Li Dazhi took a closer look, his expression a little frozen.
The tall figure looks voluptuous and graceful just from the back. She is wearing a plain skirt at the moment, but everything is small, especially the tightness of the material on the back is very obvious.
When the white tiger mount turned around and bowed to Li Dazhi, Li Dazhi couldn't help but raise his hand and rub his brow.
This white tiger man also has an excellent appearance;
The main reason is that the female fairies she has come into contact with before have their own unique features, so she deliberately chose a beautiful appearance when she transformed.
"Ping An... you all go out, I will talk to Ping An about the major events of the world."
Everyone didn't know why, but as soon as Li Dazhi opened his mouth, they knew it was powerful and left the study.
Li Dazhi arranged a barrier and cursed with a dark face:
"Tiger, no!"
Li Ping'an sneered: "I know you always misunderstand me. It's none of my business. She transformed herself."
"Good guy!"
Li Dazhi cursed:
"I really thought your dad and I didn't know about the dirty little things you young people do. I was young too! What do you think of your white tiger transformation? You have a model figure and an innocent face!
"But I must speak to you seriously about this issue.
"This thing is... it's unscientific. It's about reproductive isolation! It's not right. It seems that powerful women are not human beings. Hey, wait a minute and let me sort it out. It's a bit confusing."
Li Ping'an's forehead was covered with black lines: "I really didn't choose it, I let her choose it by herself! Let's talk about business now!"
"Forget it, I don't care about you! Just control it and protect your body!"
Li Dazhi cleared his throat, pulled a chair and sat in front of Li Pingan, and said seriously:
"Let's go to your funeral platform and talk. I'll give a lesson first, and then I'll ask Tiandao to draw up a list. I've already thought of the follow-up plan."
Li Ping'an wondered: "What's the plan?"
"Of course it's a plan for Western religions. We can't be passively beaten all the time."
Li Dazhi said seriously:
"Western religions have always had no pressure, so let's put more pressure on them.
"There is no need to use Tiandao as a statistical tool.
"I'm going to start a fifth major religion later, using the teachings of Western religions to promote some false gods, and the focus will be on establishing a stronghold of Western religions."
Li Ping'an blinked: "Let's not take too big a step."
"I know it in my heart, don't worry, I'll sort out my karma, merit, and incense list first!"
Li Dazhi shouted softly, and his soul came out of his body and penetrated into Li Ping'an's chest.
If Li Ping'an refuses at this moment, Li Dazhi's soul will be confused; only if they have 100% mutual trust between father and son, can they allow each other to enter and leave his spiritual platform at will.
"Your Xiaguang hasn't changed yet?"
"Nothing has changed," Li Ping'an said, "Dad...when did you see it?"
"I can also roughly sense your magical power, the magical power of father and son."
Li Dazhi muttered:
"But I can't see clearly what kind of calamity it is. I just know that you are encountering some problems over there.
"Don't worry too much. Heaven's predictions are only the most likely things to happen, not necessarily happening. You are the Emperor of Heaven, and Heaven will definitely protect you in every way."
Li Ping'an sighed: "Okay, you give lectures first and get down to business first."
Li Dazhi agreed, and two beams of golden light flew into the Lingxiao Palace. The faceless man had been waiting for a long time.
Half an hour later.
Something strange happened again in the way of heaven, which also alarmed the six leaders. The secret of heaven is still in chaos.
Five of the six leaders all know that the source of changes in the way of heaven lies in the influence of the Emperor of Heaven, but they don't know how.
Almost seven hours later.
Li Dazhi's soul returned to himself, frowning and opening his eyes. Li Ping'an also frowned and opened his eyes. He turned his left hand and a golden cloth appeared on the desk, slowly opening it with the fairy light.
The list of heavenly merits and karma is drawn according to the method of great ambitions.
【Tiandao Merit List】:
At this moment, the merits of explaining and teaching are one hundred. Based on this, people teach sixty-five, Jie teaches five, and Westerners teach fifteen.
【Incense merit list】:
At this moment, the merit of explaining the teaching is one hundred. Based on this, the human teaching is sixty-five, the intercepting teaching is fifty, and the Western teaching is six thousand four hundred and twenty-five.
【Tiandao Karma List】:
At this moment, the karma of the explanatory sect is one hundred. Based on this, the human sect has 65, the intercept sect has 36,720, the Western sect has 392, and the pan-Western sect has a sphere of influence of 57,000.