Chapter 322 The Queen Mother is Drunk【Please vote for me】
Li Ping'an called the two mountain gods to follow him, but it was nothing else.
Their birth is closely related to these Taoist soldiers taught in the West, and they may have some unique insights.
As the only mountain god in heaven, Laifa is not only much stronger than Tianhu in terms of strength, but his image is also better than that of Tianhu Po, who is five big and three thick.
She had just returned to heaven and had already adapted to her status as a heavenly deity. She was already tall and beautiful. She was now wearing a white dress, with a shallow holy light shining all over her body. Three thousand blue hairs were coiled into her temples and then released. There are several layers of treasure wheels that make people want to worship.
Fortunately, this kind of incense god born under the influence of heaven has no emotions or desires;
Otherwise, Tianhu Mountain God will probably become the number one suitor of Laifa Mountain God.
The two mountain gods are responsible for patrolling the Kongmeng Realm on weekdays, responding to the prayers of living beings, and sending blessings to heaven. They are also an important source of incense in heaven.
——Most of the merits and virtues they gained were given to heaven.
Li Ping'an chatted with them about the millions of Taoist soldiers, but the two mountain gods couldn't come up with any unique insights for a while.
Laifa's voice was gentle and clear, and he said slowly:
"Your Majesty, these Taoist soldiers have actually had their aura destroyed, and have been refined into walking zombies by special magic.
"They only have their bodies now, and inside their bodies are strange spiritual powers that are a mixture of their own mind power and the merits of incense.
"If you want them to regain their true nature... it would be better to find a way to control them and let them be used by heaven."
Tian Hu also said: "That's it."
Li Ping'an flew into the clouds and landed at a Laifa temple.
Laifa had previously sent a message to the temple blessing monks here. At this moment, dozens of young monks were kneeling in front of the main hall of the temple, chanting words such as "His Majesty, the Emperor of Heaven, may you be blessed and safe", for fear of upsetting the Emperor of Heaven and attracting divine punishment.
Li Ping'an had previously killed hundreds of thousands of monks who had committed many evil deeds, and his power to shock him was extremely high.
In the backyard of the temple, hundreds of Taoist soldiers sat quietly and chanted sutras.
The mottled spiritual power in their bodies is equivalent to that of Qi practitioners from the Hezhen realm to the Heaven and Earth Bridge realm. They do not eat, drink, or sleep, and only know how to recite scriptures.
These Taoist soldiers originally relied on the merits of incense to extend their lifespan;
Now that his incense and merit have been cut off, he will die of old age in three to five hundred years.
"They even forgot their own names."
Li Ping'an sighed softly and stared at these men, women and children with his hands behind his hands.
The mountain god discussed it and realized the way of heaven. Li Pingan studied for half a day, but he had no idea.
These millions of Taoist soldiers can only be driven by Western religious secrets, so keeping them is indeed a hidden danger.
Kill directly?
Li Pingan could not bear it.
At the moment, Li Ping'an asked Lai Fa and Tian Hu to return to the Heavenly Court station and invite the two masters they thought were the smartest.
Laifa invited the Holy Mother Guiling and Queen Houtu;
Tian Hu invited Wang Shan and Huang Long.
Li Ping'an looked at the innocent face and eyes so clear that people couldn't bear to deceive her, and turned to look at Laifa...
Is there really no one in his heaven?
Before Li Ping'an complained, Empress Houtu asked softly: "Your Majesty is worried about how to deal with these Taoist soldiers?"
"Well," Li Ping'an nodded, "Do you have any ideas, fellow Taoist?"
"Not at all," Hou Tu said softly, "I'm not very good at human magic. Although I have recently learned about the cycle of life and death and the resurrection of vegetation, I can't use it on these Tao soldiers."
"Thank you, fellow Taoist, for taking a walk."
Li Ping'an cupped his hands and thanked them. Hou Tu shook his head gently and looked at these Taoist soldiers carefully.
Hou Tu sighed softly and said: "All living beings are suffering, true nature is difficult to survive, and there are strong and evil forces that cause chaos, and good people are bullied. This may be the mission of the heaven built by Your Majesty."
Li Ping'an:......
Although fellow Taoist Houtu speaks very nicely and is gentle, these words are indeed of no practical use.
Wang Shan suddenly said: "Your Majesty, I just thought, don't you have the method of spiritual transformation?"
Li Ping'an was startled.
Then, his eyes lit up as he looked at the Taoist soldiers in front of him.
The method of spiritual transformation is of no use to these Taoist soldiers, but the predecessor of the method of spiritual transformation, the Queen Mother of the West's Fountain of Youth, isn't it just right to deal with the current problem?
The reason why these Taoist soldiers are in this state is mainly because their souls have been banned, which makes them cut off other thoughts and only know how to chant sutras. The damage to the souls caused by such a ban is irreversible.
What is the effect of the Fountain of Youth?
Take a sip and give birth to a new body, and then the old body becomes nourishment.
It can not only resurrect these dormant souls, but also make those bans disappear, and it can also transfer the spiritual power of these incense to new bodies!
What is most lacking in heaven right now?
Heavenly soldiers!
And if the millions of Taoist soldiers they obtained from this sneak attack on the Western Sect take the Fountain of Youth and inherit this spiritual power, even if their "second generation" strength will weaken, there will definitely be many people here who can practice!
If you practice with spiritual power, you can get twice the result with half the effort.
Li Ping'an looked at Wang Shan and flicked a beam of light over.
Wang Shan blinked, cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the award!"
Li Ping'an waved his hand: "Go and invite Fairy Ziyao!"
"I'll call Yaoyao!"
Although he didn't know what happened, the rather positive turtle turned into a rainbow and disappeared.
Li Ping'an suppressed the joy in his heart, took out the treasured Fountain of Youth from his sleeve, and asked Tian Hu and Lai Fa to work together to drink a mouthful of the Fountain of Youth for each of the hundred Taoist soldiers at the front.
They only need to wait ten days to find out how effective the Fountain of Youth is!
At this moment, these more than a hundred Taoist soldiers had their bellies swollen at the same time. Li Ping'an's eyes glowed with golden light, and he could see the 'bead fetuses' appearing in their bellies.
A little bit of spiritual light left the souls of these Tao soldiers and fell towards the 'bead embryo'.
The seals, talismans, and spell nails embedded in the soul of the Taoist soldiers were completely silent at the moment.
This method should be feasible.
Because these Tao soldiers themselves have no memory and their hearts are empty, the new souls they give birth to will be as pure as babies.
"This is truly the perfect path."
Li Pingan sighed secretly:
"Could this drink and peck really be God's plan? Otherwise, it would be too coincidental.
"The incense and merit gathered by Western religions can be directly absorbed and transformed by me, the Quasi-Celestial Emperor, and these Taoist soldiers created by Western religions are completely restrained by the Fountain of Youth of the Queen Mother of the West.
“Western religion has stained the whole body with karma, but objectively it has promoted the prosperity of Three Thousand Small Worlds.
"If the Fountain of Youth can really solve the plight of the Taoist soldiers of the Western religion, why should the Heavenly Court not be prosperous? How can the Western religion remain undefeated?"
Li Pingan was in a good mood and really wanted to drag Wang Shanfu over.
Wang Shan said from the side: "Your Majesty, do you still want to move forward with the previous plan?"
"Other plans are progressing as normal," Li Ping'an said solemnly, "Don't let others know about this place. The Fountain of Youth is temporarily listed as the top secret in heaven!"
Everyone here calls it their own, and the temple here is also tightly covered by the power of the two mountain gods.
After a while, the turtle spirit landed in front of Li Ping'an and spoke and gestured to Li Ping'an.
Zi Yao was drunk and going crazy.
…
Can the Queen Mother of the West get drunk?
Li Ping'an really wanted to know which family's fairy wine this was, how many thousands of years of wine it was, or whether even if the wine was not intoxicating, everyone would be intoxicated.
Zi Yao and Qing Su lived not far from Li Ping'an's palace, only a few hundred miles apart.
It was next to a small waterfall with beautiful scenery. Two attics were refined into magic weapons and were inlaid on the cliff. When you open the window, you can see the waterfall and mountain stream, the water vapor rainbow, and you can also overlook the mountains.
.
Zi Yao was indeed drunk.
She was lying on the low table in disheveled clothes, her dressy long skirt was thrown casually on the floor, one of her cloth boots fell on the edge of the tub, and the other hung on the screen. She was only wearing a bright white bra, and
She was just wearing a small coat and trousers, and her long black hair was tied into a simple ponytail, with a few wet petals attached to it.
Qing Su, who had been drinking with Zi Yao, was not drunk at the moment, and her long skirt was spotless. After seeing Li Pingan, she blinked lightly.
Master seemed to be saying: 'I really didn't get you drunk.'
Or maybe he's saying: 'I didn't expect her to be such a light drinker.'
"Master, what's wrong with her?"
"I don't know," Qing Su said. "She was just drinking. I came to stay with her during my break in practice. She pulled me and said a lot of things...Why did the teacher lie to her?"
Li Ping'an took out the sobering pill and sighed: "This is the critical moment to ask her for help, but she actually got drunk."
Qingsu suddenly asked: "Should Lingling and I stay away?"
Avoid it?
Li Ping'an was startled for a moment, and then looked at Qing Su's serious and beautiful face, and couldn't help but feel dumb.
He said: "Master, if you have nothing to do, read some miscellaneous books. Do I still want to take advantage of others' danger?"
"Oh," Qing Su responded, her lips slightly pursed, half-smiling.
Turtle Lingling on the side asked crisply: "How can you take advantage of others' danger?"
Li Ping'an smiled and said nothing, sat down on one side of the low table, looked down at Fairy Ziyao's charming face, and put the hangover pill into her mouth.
A layer of light blue fairy light enveloped Zi Yao's body, blocking out the sobering pill.
But it is the Kunlun Mirror that protects the Lord on its own.
Gui Lingling came over and poked her: "Master's nephew, if that doesn't work, just wait until she wakes up."
"That's fine," Li Ping'an said, "it's impossible for her to be drunk for ten days."
Qingsu asked: "But what important matter do you need to find her?"
Li Ping'an briefly talked about the possible restraining effect of the Fountain of Youth on Western Taoist soldiers, which made Qing Su's eyes a little more brilliant.
However, before Qingsu had time to speak, Fairy Ziyao suddenly sat up straight, with a drunken look on her pretty face, she opened her mouth and burped, and suddenly said:
"Your Majesty...do you want anything from me?"
Li Ping'an frowned and looked at her, suddenly feeling a bad feeling in his heart.
Zi Yao suddenly opened his hands and rushed toward Li Ping'an.
Li Ping'an immediately stepped aside, and Zi Yao fell directly to the ground, causing a cold snort of dissatisfaction. The collar of her inner coat was scattered, revealing a piece of snow-white.
A strand of hair fell in front of Zi Yao, and she turned to look at Li Ping'an. Although her posture was inelegant and her face looked drunk, there was something beautiful about it.
Zi Yao muttered: "You are not... hiccup... you want me to ask for help... Li Ping'an, stop..."
She stood up unsteadily and was about to pounce on Li Ping'an again.
"Uncle Spiritual Master! You help me first!"
Li Ping'an turned around and saw that his master and spiritual master uncle were nowhere to be found, and the attic door was even closed.
Li Ping'an:......
No, this is a trap carefully planned by Zi Yao?
It doesn't look like it.
Li Ping'an frowned and dodged to one side, allowing Fairy Ziyao to pounce again.
Zi Yao didn't fall this time. She turned around and looked at Li Ping'an, complaining dissatisfiedly:
"Why are you running? Am I ugly? Am I bad as an ancient power? Do you think I am too old... My, this is a newly formed body, my skin is smooth, and I am Daluo Jinxian
Yeah, the skin on both my bodies is very good... Li Pingan, why do you scold me... Do you know that so many people laugh at me... Even the teacher lied to me..."
Li Pingan asked softly: "Why did I lie to you?"
"He said that heaven has the opportunity to become a saint. He said that as long as I enter heaven and become the Queen of Heaven..., I will have the opportunity to become a saint of heaven and sleep with heaven and earth... standing on the top of all living beings..."
Fairy Ziyao took a breath and took two steps forward:
"I just want to live well this time, I don't want to be detached..."
"Teacher must be blaming me. The last time he came to look for me, I chose you instead of following him to seek transcendence in the universe. So the teacher is blaming me...
"If the teacher didn't want to give me Hongmeng Purple Qi, why did he tell me from the beginning that I could become a saint... How can I become a saint now... Even the Emperor of Heaven is avoiding me... Ugh..."
She suddenly covered her face and started crying.
Li Ping'an couldn't help but rush.
Gui Ling is really right, Zi Yao is drunk and crazy!
"Fellow Taoist, please don't do this," Li Ping'an glanced around a few times, but still did not dare to move forward.
His strength is much worse than that of Zi Yao, and it is easy for Zi Yao to restrain him if he gets close to him.
Uncle Spirit Master and Master must be peeking around somewhere right now!
Li Ping'an thought about comforting Zi Yao first, so his voice became gentler:
"Fellow Taoist, I did it deliberately when I said that to you last time. I had many concerns at the time, so I asked you, Taoist..."
"Hehe! I lied to you! I didn't cry!"
Fairy Ziyao suddenly lowered her hands, and there were two blushes on her face, like ripe apples, with a bit of stupidity, but there were two crystal tears hanging from the corners of her eyes that had not yet dried.
She smiled and said:
"I am the Queen Mother of the West! How could I cry like Lingling?
"Hmph!"
She pinched her waist with her left hand, waved her right hand forward, put her foot on the low table, and shouted:
"I want to rule the secret realm of Yaochi! I have the fate of being a queen! I am a hundred times better than Xi and Wangshu, and my name will be passed down through the ages!"
Li Ping'an was really touched.
He shook his head and chuckled, then said slowly: "Your Majesty Queen Mother of the West, how about you sit down now and I make you a cup of tea?"
"Let me think about it, you look pretty good."
Zi Yao pursed his lips. Such small actions of a drunk person had no specific meaning. At this moment, he knelt down obediently behind the low table, tilted his head and looked at Li Ping'an, smiling foolishly.
Li Ping'an sat on the other side of the low table and used his immortal power to take away the dozen wine bottles.
He felt dizzy after just a slight whiff of the wine, and he didn't know what kind of rare and fine wine it was.
At that moment, Li Ping'an took out the tea set and put a pill into the tea cup while making tea.
"Huh? You poisoned me! You don't think I'm drunk, do you? I'm not drunk! You poisoned me in front of me! Do you look down on me? Give me the poison and I'll take it myself!"
"What kind of poison is this? This is a pill!"
Li Ping'an thought and said slowly:
"An elixir that can whiten your skin, maintain youthful vitality, and make your skin shiny and bright."
"oh--"
Zi Yao's phoenix eyes suddenly had two little stars:
"Then put a few more!"
Li Ping'an poured a pot of hangover pill into the teapot. Zi Yao held the teacup, sniffed it at the tip of his nose, smelled it, stretched out his pink tongue and licked it gently, and then started to giggle.
Li Ping'an smiled and sighed: "I really want to take a photo bead to record you like this."
Fairy Ziyao burped, took a sip of tea, and let out a few sighs...
"Oh, it tastes great. Do you want to be a fairy? I have a pill here that can turn a male fairy into a fairy!"
Li Ping'an's forehead was covered with black lines, waiting for the hangover pill to take effect, and he chatted with her casually.
"What are you doing with this kind of elixir?"
"Because fairies are all fragrant. There are thousands of fairies in my Yaochi. They are beautiful and beautiful. I specially built a fountain of youth for them so that they can stay young forever... I also thought that if there were
If the male immortal wants to surrender to my power, then I will let him take this elixir... I will be the Queen of Heaven in the future, what will it be like to raise a man in the secret realm..."
I started to wake up and my language became more logical.
But not many are awake.
Li Pingan smiled and asked: "Then what do you think of Li Pingan?"
"Aren't you just Li Ping'an... Oh, just a lucky silly boy..."
Li Ping'an:......
"However," Zi Yao tilted her head, looked at him vaguely, and murmured, "am I also a lucky silly girl."
Li Ping'an:......
"When I was born and opened my eyes, I was a teacher. I was chosen by the teacher... The teacher kept telling me that I am the Queen of Heaven, I am the Queen of Heaven, so I, Yaochi, must become the Queen of Heaven. I want to be the one above all immortals and ride with the Emperor.
!”
Zi Yao said depressedly:
"You don't understand me at all, you just know how to be cruel to me.
"Let me tell you, if your father hadn't been able to influence the way of heaven and give lectures on the way of heaven, I would have pouted you, the would-be emperor of heaven, long ago!
"When the time comes, there will be no one to protect you, so I will take you back to Yaochi, give you the elixir to transform into a female fairy, and ask you to come over and kiss my toes every day, hum! Let me show you! My toes.
It’s the place I’m most satisfied with!”
She literally took off her socks, lifted her right foot with both hands, and handed her slender feet to Li Ping'an.
Suddenly, Zi Yao was startled.
He kept his hands and feet raised, his eyes flashed with fairy light, and light purple fairy light flashed around his body.
You can hear needle drops throughout the attic.
Li Ping'an's breathing was a little frozen.
I spent time with my baby today, the next chapter will be tomorrow at noon~