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Chapter 377 Although a bit ridiculous

'I don't know if Lao Li has noticed that I have been swallowed up by the inner heaven.'

With this thought in his mind, Li Ping'an continued to move side by side with the female demon through the narrow path on the cliff, slowly approaching the rear of the fairy palace complex.

There were waves of beast roars coming from right in front of the island.

The first batch of hundreds of heavenly slaves who arrived have already begun fighting with the guards here.

All the situations were within the deductions he and the female slave had made before.

The fight ahead only attracted the attention of the heavenly gods in this place. The real killer would be a sneak attack from behind by him and the female demon.

Of course, this is the illusion of the Inner Heaven Dao, and it belongs to the territory of the Inner Heaven Dao. Both Li Pingan and Nuba are well prepared to deal with emergencies.

They are just betting that the main masters of the Inner Heaven Dao such as 'Xihe' and 'Wangshu' will not notice their actions.

A fierce battle is inevitable after all.

Whoever strikes first wins.

The sneak attack team is composed of Tiannu elites, including King Yinkui and King Cailing.

King Yinkui at the front made a gesture, and the dozen figures stopped at the same time and stood quietly against the cliff.

A dull stamping sound came from above.

A group of stone beasts rushed straight ahead with billowing smoke and dust.

Li Pingan muttered secretly:

'Isn't this a trap to lure us here?'

'These guys really don't notice someone touching them?'

'Are they considered to be the indigenous people here, but they can't use their divine consciousness or immortal consciousness? Or are they just stubborn and can't look at them with the eyes of ordinary creatures?'

The female demon suddenly said: "A powerful spiritual power fluctuation suddenly appeared in the main hall, and the remnant souls of Xihe and Wangshu came back from outside."

Li Ping'an lowered his voice and muttered: "Could it be that all the strongest gods in the inner heaven have gone out before?"

"It should be," the female scourge was eager to try, "What about, just hit them?"

"beat!"

Li Ping'an raised the giant ax and whispered:

"But we must approach as quietly as possible. As soon as they notice, we will rush in as quickly as possible and capture the thief first!"

The female demon smiled and asked, "What should I do if I can't beat him?"

"Then let the demonic bull cut off the chains and release the Ancestor Styx," Li Ping'an said with a bit of fierceness in his eyes, "Don't think too much now, survival is the most important thing."

"Okay," the female slayer's eyes flashed, "I don't know what's going on outside. Let's fight quickly."

Everyone responded at the same time, and then started climbing up the cliff together.

Soon, they jumped out of the cliff, crawled forward, entered the maze-like palace complex, and quietly made their way to the main hall where 'Xihe' was located.

The various halls are empty, and the dozens of heavenly gods and gods who live here are indeed not at home.

There are many stone sculpture guards lined up in many halls, who seem to be the guards who followed the ministers of heaven in ancient times.

Li Ping'an moved in his heart and asked the experts around him to update their 'equipment'.

Most of the weapons that can be used within the Inner Heaven Dao are 'condensed' by the Inner Heaven Dao itself.

Soon, these dozens of heavily armed figures bent down and tiptoed, and arrived at the railing outside the main hall.

Li Pingan made a gesture.

King Yinkui responded with his hands raised, then slowly raised his head and looked into the palace.

The main hall is covered by the strong power of Heaven, but there is no formation covering it. It is probably because the gods of the inner Heaven have no need and "awareness of autonomy" to build protective formations.

King Yinkui glanced for a few times, then his expression suddenly changed, and he immediately squatted back and cupped his hands towards Li Ping'an.

Putting on the divine armor, he was quite majestic at the moment.

He said angrily: "Your Majesty, there is a situation."

"what's the situation?"

"A bit..."

King Yinkui couldn't describe it well for a moment, his handsome face turned red, and he finally said:

"A bit naughty."

A series of question marks appeared on the heads of Li Ping'an, the female master, and other Tiannu masters.

King Cai Lin, who had been silent since he was liberated, couldn't help frowning and spat at him, then slowly poked his head and looked into the palace.

After a while, King Cai Lin squatted back and whispered: "Not too serious."

The female demon said: "What did you see? Isn't this the main hall where the remnant souls of Xi and Wangshu live?"

After saying that, she looked over, then instantly fell back, turning to look at Li Ping'an, and for a moment she didn't know whether she should speak or not.

"What's wrong?"

Li Ping'an just felt baffled.

The female slayer raised her hand to her forehead: "The two of them are right, they are indeed a bit unserious. One of them behaves a bit... a bit coquettish... You can see for yourself and be mentally prepared."

Li Ping'an felt like he was falling into the clouds. He cautiously poked his head, his expression instantly changed from 'stunned', 'doubting life', to 'can this be done', and then solidified into black lines all over his face.

He squatted back silently.

To be honest, he had imagined many times what it would be like to see his father after he escaped from trouble.

He wanted to explain to his father that he was not acting recklessly, but that he had thought for a long time and found a way to break the situation, using his body as a bait to attract the fate of outer heaven.

He also wanted to tell his father that he decided to abandon the so-called moral bottom line and directly use these Tiannus to form the Tiannu Army and let them expand the territory.

He also wanted to promise his father that he would not act so rashly in the future.

But he, Quasi-Celestial Emperor Li Ping'an really didn't expect...

He actually met Comrade Lao Li here!

And... he is still whispering and making love with the two ancient queens of heaven, Xihe and Wangshu, sinking in desire... My own old Li...

Li Ping'an suddenly thought of how he was too embarrassed to say anything because he was thin-skinned when he showed kindness to the female tyrant.

I regretted it so much for a moment!

Ginger is still spicy!

However, is he going to fight in now?

What should I do if I ruined my old friend's good deeds?

Huh? Not quite right.

Li Pingan suddenly realized something.

He frowned and pondered, slowly stood up again, and quietly looked into the hall.

The figure next to him stood up at the same time. With twelve different hairstyles and colors, twelve pairs of eyes stared carefully into the hall.

The performance art in the hall has reached the stage where the two "beauties" only wear gauze skirts, bellybands and obscene trousers. The atmosphere is overwhelming. "Xihe" and "Wangshu" are like two spiritual snakes, surrounding Li Dazhi.

Keep sliding your body.

Li Dazhi was not idle either. He casually felt the skin touch of the ancient Queen's remnant soul with his big hands.

But his expression was serious, and his eyes even showed a bit of boredom.

The female demon thought of something, quickly lowered her head and turned her back, whispering: "Look, I'll give you a lookout."

That was Li Pingan's father. Although she had seen a lot of human things, she still had to avoid it, otherwise it would be too rude.

Li Ping'an muttered: "Is my father being arrested?"

King Yinkui immediately said angrily: "Your Majesty, we will rush in immediately and execute these two whores! Save the Father of the Emperor!"

"Don't worry, let him enjoy it... No, cough, something is not right."

Li Pingan pointed at Li Dazhi and whispered:

"Father is just like us, surrounded by the power of outer heaven.

"This could be some kind of competition."

King Cai Lin whispered: "Is it similar to a competition of yin and yang tonic? Then you should ask King Kuangshan for this kind of thing, he has more experience."

Li Ping'an's old face turned red, but he made a note of the fact that 'Crazy Mountain King Niu Benben is good at collecting yin and yang', and considered arranging some work for him later that would easily lead to death.

He made a gesture of silence, and Li Dazhi's voice came from the hall.

"Is the Inner Heaven Dao just such a low-level and vulgar method?"

Li Pingan: Dad, your hands are not idle either!

Li Dazhi snorted coldly, pushed away "Wang Shu" sternly, shook his shoulders twice, and threw "Xi He" away.

He raised his chin towards the front and said calmly: "The stick of incense has burned out."

There was indeed an incense burner there, with a burnt incense stick inside.

On the side, 'Xihe' and 'Wangshu' stood up and walked, with a little fairy light on their bodies, forming a gorgeous and revealing palace skirt.

"As expected of you."

‘Xihe’ smiled softly.

Li Ping'an: Lao Li just took advantage of both of you. How did you come up with this [as expected of you]!

Li Dazhi said calmly: "I don't know why you think that the greatest desire of living beings is physical desire. That is actually a primitive and low-level desire."

"Yeah?"

‘Xihe’ waved his hands gently and knelt down on the soft cushion in front of Li Dazhi with ‘Wangshu’.

"Then how can we arouse the greatest desire in your body? What is it, the desire for power? To take over other living beings?"

"Why should I tell you?"

Li Dazhi said calmly:

"If I tell you my weaknesses, wouldn't it be equivalent to committing suicide?

"You are not living beings, but the will of the inner heaven. I only need to tell myself from the bottom of my heart that you are just virtual and not real, and lust cannot move my mind.

"Don't worry about it. On the contrary, I don't quite understand why the way of heaven must be divided into the inner and outer. You also know that you have too many shortcomings, so why can't you let go of yourself and achieve mutual success with the outer way of heaven?"

'Xihe' said: "I don't want to die."

'Wangshu' said: "I don't want to lose the thinking ability that I finally have, and I want to find the meaning of my existence."

Li Dazhi said: "Then you are wrong."

"Wrong and right are not something that can be defined by living beings."

"When I envelop the entire prehistoric world and make the prehistoric world become a creature of Hongmeng, we will be the soul of this creature."

"Dijun shaped me, or in other words, his will influenced me."

'Xihe' and 'Wangshu' kept talking, and Li Dazhi's brows furrowed deeper and deeper.

'Xihe' suddenly said: "After you enter this place, you are actually unable to resist me. I can easily find the strongest desire in your heart. Do you think...is it like this?"

Her slender right hand moved gently, and a glimmer of light floated out from Li Dazhi's chest.

Li Dazhi was stunned for a moment.

Soon, the glimmer of light was enveloped by the power of heaven and turned into stardust all over the palace in an instant.

‘Xihe’ and ‘Wangshu’ were obviously stunned for a moment.

The stardust fell and turned into a building they had never seen before.

There is a wooden stage with a curved border. The floor is painted brown and red. There are thick, open curtains on the left and right sides of the stage. The curtains have large characters of "Safety Production" and "Workers Party" on them.

The figures of 'Xihe' and 'Wangshu' disappeared.

Beams of light flew back from all directions, with a total of more than thirty shadows.

The remnants of the old ministers of the ancient heaven!

Outside the main hall, Li Pingan frowned tightly when he saw this.

These Inner Heaven Dao gods had indeed been doing things outside of the inner Heaven Dao illusion before.

Now that they have been transferred back, will the pressure outside become less?

Li Ping'an had no way of knowing. He could only watch... and watch... No, the style of painting in this fairy palace was led astray by Old Li!

The curtains on both sides of the stage swayed gently, and 'Xihe' and 'Wangshu', wearing elegant and enchanting palace skirts, stepped out at the same time. The fairy skirts on their bodies had a little light and turned into dark green trousers and work clothes.

The elegant and beautiful hair turned into two braids hanging in front of her body.

The thirty men and women who followed the two 'Queens' on stage will be surrounded by fairy lights and transformed into the same costumes as soon as they step out of the curtain.

They walked onto the chorus stand in the center of the stage, lined up in a staggered formation, and sang in unison...

"Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the green grass reaches the sky."

The eyes of the Tiannu generals around Li Ping'an were full of confusion.

The female slave couldn't help but whispered: "Why is the desire in your heart so strange?"

Li Pingan frowned tightly.

As these inner heaven gods sang, Li Dazhi's eyes gradually changed.

Although this scene is a bit funny... well, it can be said to be extremely funny, but the inner heaven has captured Li Dazhi's mind.

The chorus song changed to "We Workers Have Power."

This was Li Dazhi's award-winning song at the party that year.

Accompanied by the sonorous and powerful singing voice of the inner heavenly spirit, the confusion in Li Dazhi's eyes receded, leaving only peace and happiness.

He stood up, walked forward quickly, and said:

"Look at me, the chorus just now has a slight flaw. We must let the power of several voices stand out. We must sing high-pitched and enthusiastically to praise our great motherland and the liberation cause of all mankind.

"Come and see me, we workers have..."

Li Dazhi was already about to jump onto the stage.

"dad!"

Suddenly there was a shout from the palace gate.

Li Dazhi was stunned for a moment.

He looked at the stage in front of him. The figures on the stage were looking at him with full expectation, looking forward to him, but Li Dazhi's eyes were filled with confusion.

Li Ping'an's figure appeared at the palace gate and shouted again: "Dad!"

"Is the child hungry?"

Li Dazhi murmured, and the confusion in his eyes slowly receded. He looked at the stairs in front of him and took two steps back.

"No, I have to cook for the children. We will rehearse later, rehearse later."

He turned to look at the palace door, his eyes reflected Li Ping'an's figure in battle armor, and he vaguely saw the boy in school uniform and corrective glasses...

The stage behind him is rapidly collapsing.

Flames of various colors appeared on the bodies of those gods. As the flames spread, the dark green work clothes on their bodies returned to a somewhat exaggerated fairy skirt and armor, and they glared at the backs of Li Ping'an and Li Dazhi.

'Xihe' said coldly: "Fellow Taoist, are you going to stop singing?"

Li Dazhi trembled and woke up. He quickly moved closer to Li Ping'an and shouted: "Later, later, I'll go back and cook for the child!"

"snort!"

'Xihe' snorted heavily.

The next moment, dozens of streams of light burst out from behind Li Dazhi, and a group of Inner Heavenly Spirits crowded forward, grabbing Li Dazhi's back with their big hands.

"Help!"

Li Ping'an roared and rushed into the palace.

Eleven humanoid figures flew out from behind him, rushed into the palace door and instantly transformed into ten giant beasts, heading towards the gods.

The female demon held a giant ax and took the lead, colliding with 'Xihe' very quickly.

In the illusion of the inner heaven, a shocking sound came from the back of the giant crow over Beizhou at the same time!

The war has begun!

"Dad! Back off first!"

Li Ping'an grabbed Li Dazhi's arm and turned around to run away.

"Why retreat!"

Li Dazhi turned to look at the ten slaves suppressed by the gods behind him, stamped his feet and shouted:

"You can't escape here, let's do it with them! Why are a bunch of lonely ghosts afraid of them! We must win for justice!"

Li Ping'an wanted to speak, but Li Dazhi rushed back with his fist raised.

That’s okay too.

Li Ping'an let out a long roar, and figures flew out from the edge of the island.

The Tiannu army broke through the stone sculpture guards in front and surged towards the main hall!

(End of chapter)


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