Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five Chapter 1367 Thank you to the prison god boss for feeding me thousands of miles away!
Chapter 1367 Thank you to the prison god boss for feeding me thousands of miles away!
Everyone in the Lingxiao Hall was trying their best to hold the Jade Emperor back, lest he really run away to join the Law Enforcement Hall.
The Jade Emperor was so wronged that he almost cried.
"No matter what, I work hard and work diligently, but now I can't even protect the welfare of all the immortal families, so why should I be the Jade Emperor!"
"I also want to go there and experience the feeling of being raised as a useless person by the law enforcement hall. My dear friends, the mountains will remain green and the water will flow forever. Goodbye!"
Everyone held on to the Jade Emperor and said nervously:
"Your Majesty, you can't do that!!!"
"We can't compare with the Law Enforcement Hall. Don't they just have more magic weapons than us, more merits and deities, better benefits than us, and there are quasi-sage elixirs that can be drawn at the end of the year? We are not envious at all!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Stop talking, I'm going to cry, I'm going to cry! I'm not worthy anymore."
"Let go, I also want to enjoy a carefree life with clothes on my hands, food on my hands, and my mouth open!"
"Your Majesty, you can't!"
For a time, the Lingxiao Palace was noisy and indescribable. Before this, the Lingxiao Palace had always been very majestic.
Sure enough, a penny can stump a heroic man.
But at this moment, a notice came from outside,
"Your Majesty, Nezha, the deputy master of the Law Enforcement Hall, would like to see you."
When everyone heard this, they looked at each other.
"What should I do?"
"Of course I've met, one of my own!"
Only then did everyone sit upright and return to their majestic and solemn appearance.
Nezha walked in and met the Jade Emperor in a polite manner.
"Deputy Master of the Law Enforcement Hall, Nezha pays homage to His Majesty."
The Jade Emperor adjusted the crooked crown and said calmly:
"My dear, what are you going to do? Could it be that there is a shortage of people in the Law Enforcement Hall? I would be happy to go over and help. It would be better to choose a different day, or else do it now..."
As the Jade Emperor spoke, he almost spoke his mind. Is your law enforcement hall short of people?
I don’t want to support anyone anymore, I want to be supported by someone!
Heavenly Court is known as a small law enforcement hall, but it really does not have the benefits of a law enforcement hall!
"Ahem! Your Majesty, why don't we just listen to what God Nezha has to say." Taibai Jinxing interrupted the Jade Emperor's inner thoughts.
The Jade Emperor looked down at Taibai Jinxing, but he could only say gently to Nezha:
"So, what's the purpose of your visit this time?"
They all use honorifics, and the Jade Emperor has already begun to prepare to get used to life in the law enforcement hall.
Nezha only felt that the atmosphere in Lingxiao Palace was strange, especially since everyone present was a little disheveled, as if they had been through a scuffle?
Just kidding, this is the Lingxiao Palace, the most authoritative place in heaven, how can you push and shove here?
Nezha didn't care about that, he just said loudly:
"The God of Law Enforcement in the Three Realms and the Master of the Hall of Law Enforcement, my boss, Chu Hao, has just seized a large number of magic weapons from the demons."
"The boss told me that as a minister of the Heavenly Court, I must take the construction of the Heavenly Court as my own responsibility, so I sent a batch of treasures to His Majesty."
"Among them: one million meritorious divine waters, five hundred thousand magic weapons, 10,000 acquired spiritual treasures, and one thousand acquired treasures! 30,000 magic grasses, one magic crystal cannon! Several magic crystals..."
Nezha took out a long list and read it word by word.
But he didn't realize that the more the Jade Emperor listened, the more moist his eyes became. He secretly lowered his head and wiped his tears, almost crying!
My beloved, my beloved, prison god boss, you are truly my noble one!
You actually sent me so many good things, which are more than my heavenly treasure house!
Woo woo woo...
You don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are when you’re not a family. The Jade Emperor has been in charge of the family for so many years, and even giving him an acquired spiritual treasure has to be difficult for a long time.
Now, Chu Hao waved his hand and sent to him five hundred thousand magic weapons, ten thousand acquired spiritual treasures, and three hundred acquired treasures!
There is even a base of millions of meritorious divine water!
Thanks to my prison god boss for feeding me!
The Jade Emperor never felt that Chu Hao was superior to his master, and he was not such a narrow-minded person.
If it weren't for Chu Hao, he would now be just a Jade Emperor who was so frightened by Sun Wukong that he lay trembling under the table, a puppet manipulated by the saints.
Although I have helped Chu Hao many times, most of the time it was a simple effort.
But now Chu Hao reciprocated the favor and actually sent him so many treasures, which suddenly alleviated the financial crisis of Heavenly Court!
This is the Jade Emperor’s top priority!
It is said that a penny can stump a hero, even the Jade Emperor is short of money.
After all, without the mobility to raid homes like Chu Hao, Heavenly Court’s only income is from the Immortal Family’s weapon refining.
But they probably wouldn’t be able to refine even one-tenth of what Chu Hao gave them in a million years!
This is not the dilemma of Heaven, this is also the dilemma of Xitian,
If they had not benefited from the Battle of the Gods, they would definitely not have such abundant resources.
And Heaven should be the poorest. After all, they haven’t even reaped the benefits of becoming a god. It’s simply too miserable.
And now, Chu Hao has solved the financial crisis of hundreds of thousands or even millions of years in the future with a wave of his hand. How can the Jade Emperor not be moved by this?!
After Nezha finished reciting, he looked up and found the Jade Emperor crying there.
Nezha was frightened, "Your Majesty, what happened?"
The Jade Emperor quickly wiped his eyes, cheered up, and said firmly:
"It's okay, it's just the wind and sand that blinded my eyes."
Taibai Jinxing next to him rolled his eyes, Your Majesty, you are the most powerful person in the three realms. This reason is a bit perfunctory, right?
The Jade Emperor took a deep breath and said a thousand words, but he only said a few words.
"I will remember the kindness of the Prison God in loving you in my heart!"
"By the way, there are still vacancies in your law enforcement hall..."
"Cough cough cough!!!" Taibai Jinxing coughed several times, "Your Majesty!"
The Jade Emperor glanced at Taibai Jinxing fiercely, but did not continue speaking.
Nezha is a young man, so he doesn’t know what the situation is.
After all, for Nezha, his situation has long been opened.
Isn’t it just that there are 500,000 magic weapons, 10,000 acquired spiritual treasures, and 500 acquired treasures?
What is this?
This is one-third of the remaining treasures that the Law Enforcement Hall expects to equip the newcomers this time.
Chu Hao said that if you put it at the bottom of the warehouse to take up space, there will definitely be a better one in the future, so he sent it to the Jade Emperor.
Why do they look so happy?
Nezha didn't know, Nezha just left again in a polite manner.
The Law Enforcement Hall has never had the idea of dominating Heaven. Heaven will always be the superior of the Law Enforcement Hall, so Nezha is also respectful to the Jade Emperor.
After Nezha left, the Jade Emperor suddenly jumped up.
Very quickly, I grabbed the list and hugged it in my arms, as happy as a child.
"Woooooooo! Hell God, Hell God, my good Hell God, thank you to the Prison God boss for feeding me thousands of miles away, I am willing to be taken care of by you!"
Taibai Jinxing’s head is full of black lines, and the corners of her mouth are pulled,
"Your Majesty, please pay attention to your image, you are the supreme being of the three realms."