Chapter 328 Chu Hao, the Queen Mother has two flat peaches for you to eat
All the male and female fairies who were playing around stopped one after another, and quickly straightened their clothes solemnly, not daring to show any disrespect.
But it's because the status of those who came here is higher than most of the people present.
An iceberg beauty with a breath as sharp as a sword, eyes as sharp as daggers, and fluttering clothes slowly fell in front of Chu Hao.
All the gods and heavenly soldiers and generals bowed their heads in ceremony.
"I have seen the Nine Heavens Profound Girl Wuji Yuanjun!"
Chu Hao raised his eyebrows slightly, it turned out to be Jiutian Xuannv.
No wonder the aura of the visitor is so sharp, not at all soft as a woman's, but as sharp and cold as a god of war.
Jiutian Xuannv is the Queen Mother's capable subordinate. She is in charge of killing under the Queen Mother's command. She is well versed in military strategies and magical powers.
Chu Hao can feel the majestic aura of Jiutian Xuannv, and she is probably a half-step quasi-sage!
No wonder everyone present respects her so much, but she is as cold as ice to everyone present.
Chu Hao was about to say hello, but before he raised his hand, he was held by Jiutian Xuannv.
Jiutian Xuannv's color was cold, and she didn't contain a hint of male-female affection. She just said coldly:
"Your Excellency is the God of Law Enforcement and Prison in the Three Realms. You only need to respect heaven and earth, no need for more courtesy."
Chu Hao raised his eyebrows, but naturally he didn't worry too much, but said doubtfully:
"Why did Xuannv come to me?"
Jiutian Xuannv said bluntly:
"The Queen Mother invites you."
The eyes of many Daluo Jinxian present lit up.
Uh-huh, any gossip?
All of a sudden, many gods pricked up their ears and listened attentively.
Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth, obviously feeling that the gossip souls of the young men behind him were burning.
Chu Hao was calm. The Queen Mother's visit to him was not a matter of gossip. Normally, there shouldn't be anything shameful.
Chu Hao asked casually: "Please tell me, fairy, what does the Queen Mother want from me?"
"The Queen Mother has two flat peaches for you to eat."
Jiutian Xuannv said it expressionlessly.
"Pfft!!!"
Chu Hao almost spit out his rice and his face turned red!
What the hell are these words of tiger and wolf!
Is this really what the Queen Mother said?
Of course, Chu Hao first thought that it was his own problem. There must be something wrong with him and he was thinking wildly. How could a normal person think in that direction?
Then, Chu Hao heard a group of people behind him, all retreating, their faces reddened, half-smiling but not smiling.
Obviously, these old perverts got it wrong the first time.
Emperor Zhaosheng blushed,
"Prison God Boss, I'll take my leave... cough cough... Also, do you need any medicine?"
"I still have a lot of fairy deer antlers, yams, and the top tonic Atractylodes atractylodes from the snow mountains! Men can't stand it, women can't stand it, men and women can't stand it..."
Chu Hao is a little crazy,
"What are you thinking about? Can you be healthy like a normal person?!"
"The Queen Mother has a peach orchard, and she gave me two fresh and juicy peaches to eat... Isn't that normal... Hmm..."
As he talked, Chu Hao couldn't talk any more.
So sloppy!
But all the male immortals were grinning widely, especially Emperor Zhaosheng, good guy, he laughed so hard that his mouth split to his forehead!
"Hahahaha! We understand, we understand, it's all normal! We are all men, we understand!"
Even Nezha, a serious kid, had a slight curve in his mouth.
"Boss, what about that? I'll take the people out first. You... pay attention to your health."
Emperor Zhaosheng grinned again, showing his gentlemanly demeanor,
"A woman is like a wolf at thirty, a tiger at forty, she can suck dirt while sitting on the ground at fifty, she can eat people without spitting out bones at sixty, and she can suck rats across walls at seventy! Although the age gap between you is a bit big, but... cough, take more supplements.
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The barefooted immortal next to him also waved his cattail leaf fan and laughed.
"Your Excellency, God of Prison, please listen to what the old man has to say, this is the truth of life!"
"A female who is a junior in college will receive a golden brick; a female who is in her thirties will receive a gift of wealth; a female who will be a college student in her third hundred years will receive an elixir!
A girl who is a college student of three thousand is ranked in the immortal class. A girl who is a college student is thirty thousand. Mother and daughter make rice bowls. A girl who is a college student who is three million. You have the final say in the fairy world! Your opportunity has come!"
Everyone laughed wantonly, and Chu Hao gritted his teeth for a while.
These people are polluting the environment of the fairy world. I am still just a pure young man!
Chu Hao quickly said to Jiutian Xuannv;
"Xuan Nu, don't blame these people... they are sick. Let's go there quickly. Don't keep the Queen Mother waiting."
However, Jiutian Xuannv looked puzzled.
From the beginning to the end, she felt that she had said nothing wrong. The Queen Mother had indeed picked two flat peaches in the flat peach garden and prepared them for Chu Hao to eat. Why did these people seem to be stupid?
Moreover, none of the words he said were understandable to her.
But it is normal. Jiutian Xuannv practices Taoism and kills goddesses for the Queen Mother. How could she know these filthy words?
Just like the lotuses blooming in the sky, how can they understand the filthy thoughts of these old perverts?
Jiutian Xuannv just glanced at everyone coldly,
"I advise you not to be too presumptuous!"
All the immortal officials, heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals stood obediently and nodded obediently.
"We are waiting to send you the God of Law Enforcement and Prison of the Three Realms!"
Chu Hao rolled his eyes, is this a compliment?
That look in his eyes seemed to be sending me to a battlefield, and it was a battlefield where I was bound to die. Every thought was very problematic!
Chu Hao turned around and flew away.
But suddenly, Emperor Zhaosheng stopped Chu Hao.
"Boss, wait a minute!"
Chu Hao turned around and saw a cylinder and a spherical object in his hand...
Chu Hao's face turned green when he saw it, and he kicked Emperor Zhaosheng ten thousand meters away.
Then Chu Hao quickly left with Jiutian Xuannv, and left in a rage.
Emperor Zhaosheng sat on the ground with disheveled hair,
Who am I?
Where am I?
Why did the boss kick me?
I just need to hand in the jade token to apply for admission to the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison!
And this ball is not a ball for fun, it is my meeting gift dust-removing ball!
Everyone couldn't help but shake their heads when they saw Emperor Zhaosheng's appearance.
"Look at how stupid you are. It's okay now. The prison god boss will ignore you. You will never be able to enter the prison in the future."
"My meeting gift is still useful, the Holy Ruins Pill!"
"Oh, you have one too? I have some potatoes!"
"Oh ho ho ho, we are of the same kind!"
A group of old perverts, laughing together.
Chu Hao and Jiutian Xuannv flew far enough, but they could still hear the evil laughter of these young men.
Jiutian Xuannv’s cold expression was full of doubts,
"Your Excellency, God of Prisons, may I ask what they are laughing at? What are those common sayings, those special holy ruin pills, and growing potatoes?"
Chu Hao's face was extremely embarrassed. It was neither an answer nor a no answer.
After a long while, Chu Hao could only say awkwardly:
"The relationship here is very important and cannot be explained in an ordinary way. Let's talk about it some other time. Let's go eat first... let's go find the Queen Mother first."