Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five Chapter 342 The Holy Land for Internet Celebrities to Check In, the New Version of the Ship from Underworld
Chapter 342 The Holy Land for Internet Celebrities to Check In, the New Version of the Ship from Underworld
The normal understanding of the underworld is a terrifying impression of ghosts and blood!
It should be a gloomy and bloody world, full of ghosts crying, wolf howling, and miserable wailing sounds.
A ferocious bull-headed and horse-faced figure stands in this gloomy purgatory. Endless bones are floating in the river, swept away, and the last living souls are swallowed up.
There are also the most classic and famous Huangquan Road, Naihe Bridge, Guimenguan, and the eighteen levels of hell: Diaojin Hell, Netherworld Hell, Fire Pit Hell, Fengdu Hell, Tongue Pulling Hell, Torture Hell, Treadmill Hell, and Car Collapsing Hell. ...Wait, various holy places for internet celebrities to check in.
This should be the underworld!
This should be a terrifying underworld!
But the underworld in front of them now makes the Treasure Goddess and the Three Great Masters so stunned that their jaws almost dropped!
I only saw those ferocious bull-headed and horse-faced faces, each wearing a mask, which covered their terrifying faces but exposed their muscles.
The originally ferocious bull-headed and horse-faced face instantly turned into an angry bull-headed and horse-faced face, adding a touch of anxiety to the serious underworld.
There are also those female ghosts with long tongues and cleft mouths. Now their tongues have been put away and their mouths are not cleft.
Everyone is wearing sexy and gentle clothes, from blue and white short skirt sailor uniforms, to pink nurse uniforms, to hip-covering skirt secretary uniforms...
At a glance, you see, good guys, there are sexily dressed, light-bodied female ghosts coming and going, how can you control this?!
All kinds of things, let a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend!
Even the mediocre ghosts and ghosts show their versatility!
Two long-tongued ghosts got together and pulled out their tongues to use as erhu;
The decapitated ghost holding the head next door uses his own head to beat the drum of the skinned ghost next door;
There are also a few who are good at tenors and sopranos. Because of their open lungs, their high notes appear more penetrating.
Groups of fierce ghosts turned into street performers on the roadside of Huangquan.
Where is the song?
"Chicken, you are so beautiful!"
"Big bowl of wide noodles!"
There is also a group of old women and ghosts dancing in the square nearby!
"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills!
What kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful!"
"Little Apple", "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", "Hot Girl"
Get whatever you want!
How outrageous!
Anyway, they all follow the portion given by Chu Hao.
What's even more outrageous is that even Huangquan Road, which should have been filled with blood and evil spirits, has been cleaned up!
Some areas where the blood color could not be washed away were directly dyed pink and decorated with some bright flowers.
Oh, that guy is directly in heaven and on earth!
Walking on Huangquan Road, you can feel:
The sunshine and vitality of the bull-headed and horse-faced figures; the graceful figures of various female ghosts; the performances of the evil ghosts; the square dance of the elderly women and ghosts;
There are also the green grass on the ground; the fragrance of fruits and vegetables on the roadside, Ana flying butterflies, and the faint hard work of bees...
This is, the underworld that is revealed in front of everyone is not the most outrageous, only more outrageous!
King Tang's eyes lit up when he saw it, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
"Oh, there is such a figure-prominent service, it is like hell, it is beyond imagination!"
"Also, what kind of dance is this? It seems that there is an impulse that makes people feel excited and want to join in."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why does this song sound so hard to pronounce? Is there something in your mouth?"
"Wonderful, wonderful! What a hell. What the world calls the underworld, the underworld, and the terrifying ghosts. In my opinion, it's all nonsense. Don't you think this is pretty good?"
King Tang waved his hand happily, and when he looked back, he saw that the Treasure Goddess had petrified on the spot, and he was stunned.
Abba Abba, it wasn’t like this when I went there just now!
I've lived here for so long, how could I not know?
What a ghost, who is really doing this? Is Yama of the Ten Palaces crazy? Is the Ghost Emperor of the Five Directions crazy? Or has Emperor Fengdu finally gone crazy?
The underworld in front of them has completely subverted their understanding of the world.
The Treasure Goddess was stunned on the spot for a moment, not knowing how to fix it.
At this moment, the eyes of the three masters hiding in the dark were full of shock, and their minds were blank, and they had no idea what to do.
You can't beat them at all, so why don't you join them?
But now is not the time for them to jump out, otherwise King Tang will only become suspicious... Although the situation in front of them is so great, the three masters don't think there is anything more outrageous.
The Treasure Goddess and the Three Great Masters communicated secretly,
Treasure Goddess said anxiously: "It doesn't make sense. I was fine when I went out just now. Why did I turn around and become like this?! What should I do now?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva had a strange look on his face, "Should we arrest the Tenth Palace Yama and come over to rectify it?"
Treasure Goddess twitched her lips and said, "Bring it down, since the last time the Hell God made trouble with our Ksitigarbha forces, the Asura clan took the opportunity to take action, causing us to completely lose control of the underworld.
If I could come out to greet you, it would be a forced intrusion. If I make a big fuss, it will only be a thankless task. Besides... I'm afraid I'm prepared."
Manjushri Bodhisattva: "Then... what should we do? Guanyin, what did the Buddha say?"
Guanyin: "Buddha Goose Buddha, the Martial Ancestor, the Buddha."
Manjushri Bodhisattva: "???"
Samantabhadra: "???"
Treasure Goddess: "???"
Something is wrong with you! Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked helpless, "My Buddha has turned off his supernatural vision, and I can't communicate with him now."
All four of them looked desperate.
It’s over.
At the critical moment, Buddha is offline!?
What to do next?
After all, Guanyin Bodhisattva is still stubborn and said bluntly:
"Keep walking, there will always be a level that can scare him! Besides, we still have a chance of survival! We must make the King of Tang convert to my Buddha!"
The Treasure Goddess calmed down and came back to see King Tang.
But I found that King Tang was curious about the baby's shopping.
King Tang was also eye-opening at this moment.
The imaginary underworld: awe-inspiring ghosts, evil spirits soaring into the sky, roaring winds, and ghosts wailing.
The underworld in reality: the male ghosts are cheerful, the female ghosts are enchanting, the scenery is beautiful, and you will never leave.
At first, the King of Tang planned to use the endless yang energy of his God-Reinforcing Pill to frighten and punish evil.
Now it seems...
Female ghosts are so cute, how can you hurt them?
The king of Tang walked around for a long time and felt more strange products. His face was even more strange. He touched his beard and pondered for a long time before saying:
"It turns out that this is the underworld, it has a unique flavor."
Just when Treasure Goddess felt completely at a loss.
Then I saw the former lord Li Yuan on the side of the street. My late brother Jiancheng and my old brother Yuanji were ferocious and terrifying. They rushed up to claim their lives.
The Treasure Goddess was so moved that she almost cried. This scene went as planned, and it was finally on the right track!
However, the next second made the Treasure Goddess collapse!