Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five Chapter 537: I made the mistake of maximizing my driving skills, and the whole page is full of absurdity
Chapter 537: I made the mistake of maximizing my driving skills, and the whole page is full of absurdity
Chu Hao thought about how he had been leading the law enforcement team of the Nine-Level Prison until now.
Everyone has been working hard for so long, and if there is a beautiful woman suddenly, they are willing to come over and throw themselves into their arms.
It's best if this person's identity is a beautiful woman with a special identity, otherwise there won't be that kind of perverted pleasure.
Anyway, it’s probably time to relax.
Of course, this is just a thought, Chu Hao is really not a pervert.
When Chu Hao was walking to the ninth floor of the Heavenly Prison, he suddenly saw Nezha running towards him.
Chu Hao raised his eyebrows,
"Little Nezha, what happened?"
Nezha quickly said to Chu Hao:
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is here, right in front of the gate of the Nine-Storey Heavenly Prison, and wants to see you. Boss, is she here to ask questions?"
Chu Hao laughed dumbly,
"Thinking too much, she came here to ask questions? She is throwing herself into a trap."
"She came here knowingly. It must be Tathagata Buddha. That fool remembered that he wanted to travel to the West. Sun Wu forgot to mention it."
Nezha slapped his forehead and said in surprise:
"Yeah, why did I forget that there was this problem?"
"Then boss, what should we do?"
Chu Hao was about to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva to take Sun Wukong away.
But at this moment, he started.
[After being tired for so long, it’s time to take a break and indulge in your perverted desires!]
Chu Hao's eyes instantly burst into light!
As soon as the system said this, Chu Hao knew that something perverted that would not pass the trial was coming!
[Task: To sing during the day, you must indulge in drinking, and to keep your youth as a companion, so that you can return home. Please ask Guanyin to sing and dance for the Lords of the Nine-story Heavenly Lao!]
[Reward: 100,000 merits!]
Not a human being.
This system is going to expose Chu Hao to injustice!
He actually wanted Chu Hao to use Sun Wukong to blackmail Master Guanyin and ask him to sing and dance for the Nine-story Heavenly Lao.
Nezha looked at Chu Hao with confusion. He always felt that there was an indescribable strange look in Chu Hao's eyes.
How to say it.
It’s just that kind of worldly desire.
The pure Nezha asked: "Boss, what are we going to do next?"
Chu Hao thought for a moment and smiled slightly:
"Anyway, it's just a slender waist and light palm, and then cough, cough, cough..."
"Because the language is vulgar, I won't describe the details. Just open the browser and see it yourself. I'm not allowed to write it."
"After that, the sage and the sage will be lonely, and they will be alone."
"Understand? Little Nezha."
Chu Hao smiled and said warmly to Nezha.
For fear of contaminating people's ears and eyes, Chu Hao did not explain it too clearly, but secretly transmitted many beautiful ancient poems about war to Nezha.
"What?" Nezha was confused. He seemed to hear something, but there was nothing!
Just like Wushan Cloud|In the rain, real dragons occasionally poke out, but it's just the divine dragon that sees its head but not its tail.
It’s magical!
What kind of method is this?
Nezha looked at Chu Hao with admiration. He didn't expect that his boss, with his full force level, would have such extraordinary driving skills now.
Chu Hao chuckled,
I made the mistake of maximizing my driving skills, and the paper was full of yellow marks.
In order to pass the trial, Shengsheng forced Chu Hao to become a poet. Why bother?
I have to change it myself when I look back, but I finally bowed my head.
Chu Hao told Nezha:
"It's okay if you don't understand. You're still young. I'll teach you perverted things when you grow up.
Let's all gather together the law enforcement team. It's the end of the year, and we will have a good show to watch this year."
Nezha looked confused,
"There are also programs, why didn't I know about them?"
Chu Hao chuckled lightly,
"I just decided that it's better to go anyway. By the way, let the master wait at our door."
Nezha tilted his head, not knowing what kind of medicine Chu Hao was selling in this gourd.
But Nezha still complied with everything.
Soon.
There was a huge crowd in front of the nine-story prison, and all the powerful people from the Law Enforcement Brigade, including Jinxian and above, were here.
They looked at the Guanyin Bodhisattva at the door of the Nine-story Heavenly Prison as if facing a formidable enemy.
If Chu Hao and Nezha are not here, this Guanyin Bodhisattva will be a big disaster.
Although Chu Hao usually despises Guanyin Bodhisattva strategically and tactically, that's just Chu Hao.
Not even Nezha can guarantee that he can defeat Guanyin Bodhisattva.
After all, this is a half-step quasi-sage powerhouse.
Nezha has just reached the half-step to the quasi-sage realm.
Master Guanyin did not see Chu Hao arrive. He only saw a group of small fish and shrimps in the nine-story prison, and he couldn't help but frown.
She exudes a cold aura, and her powerful pressure makes many golden immortals feel fear.
No one dares to forget that this is a super strong man who has lived from being a god to the present.
Especially at that time, Taoist Cihang was so ruthless that he was even more feared by the gods and Buddhas of the three realms.
But now, there is no leader, and none of the law enforcers in the Nine-Storey Heavenly Prison can compete with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
The pressure felt by everyone is also very great.
Guanyin Bodhisattva is arrogant and cold-hearted when facing the law enforcers of the Nine-layer Heavenly Prison.
"How dare you stop me, smelly fish and rotten shrimp?"
"If you don't let your prison god come out, your life will be in danger if you delay even one minute."
The Ancient Sky Eagle widened his eyes and said unconvinced:
"Hey, you dare to be arrogant before me, the law enforcer?"
"You don't take yourself too seriously!"
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva just glanced at the Ancient Sky Eagle coldly.
"Are you worthy of talking to me?"
The next second, the Ancient Sky Eagle felt a strong suppressive force.
The entire pressure of Guanyin Bodhisattva, a half-step quasi-sage, pressed on the Ancient Sky Eagle, and the Ancient Sky Eagle suddenly felt heavy and uncomfortable.
Although he is already a Da Luo Jinxian.
But it is still very difficult to resist the quasi-powerful power of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin Bodhisattva looks down on weak people, and this ancient sky eagle is only a mere giant, not worth a glance from Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Nezha came from afar and was shocked to see Guanyin Bodhisattva oppressing everyone in this way.
"How dare you be so presumptuous before the nine-story prison!"
Nezha quickly hurriedly jumped in front of the ancient eagle, competing with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Nezha coldly.
"How dare a child who succeeds to imitate others to act cruelly?"
Nezha was furious and was about to argue with Guanyin.
But Guanyin Bodhisattva said coldly:
"If you recognize it, you should retreat and don't bring shame on yourself!"
The law enforcers in the Nine-Level Prison were secretly ashamed and angry.
Ever since Chu Hao took charge of the Heavenly Prison, no one has dared to be so arrogant in front of the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison!
Even if there is, it has become a pile of loess.
The morale of the law enforcement officers in the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison has been rising, and they are even a little complacent.
But when Guanyin Bodhisattva stood in front of the nine-story prison, everyone realized their shortcomings, and their vanity was greatly hit.
Guanyin sneered secretly in her heart, without Chu Hao present, the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison would not be anything to fear.
She made up her mind to first suppress the momentum of the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison, and then use Tathagata Buddha's conditions to scare the law enforcers.
In this way, Sun Wukong can be easily recaptured from the Nine-Level Heavenly Prison!
If Chu Hao is not here, it will not be a big problem.
However, at this moment, I suddenly heard a cold laughter.