Journey to the West: People are in heaven, working from nine to five Chapter 676: I’ve been beaten by you, why don’t you go? Take all the bamboo shoots!
Chapter 676: I’ve been beaten by you, why don’t you go? Take all the bamboo shoots!
When they were beaten up by Bai Lian boy over there, the two of them were not so arrogant.
But now Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva has started fighting with Chu Hao, but he didn't expect that Guanyin Bodhisattva and King Jiang III were standing by and watching?
Especially that King Jiang III, are you here to shit, right?
Chu Hao said helplessly while smoking Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva:
"Dirty little brother, can't you even speak? Can you speak properly? Can you! Can you!"
Chu Hao's series of slaps were cruel. He slapped Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva on the face one after another, showing no mercy at all.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva was extremely angry, but he was awakened by Chu Hao's series of slaps.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva bitterly shouted:
"Stop fighting, stop fighting, it's silly to fight again! Prison God Daddy, Prison God Daddy, stop fighting, I was wrong!"
Only then did Chu Hao stop.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief and almost became the first half-step quasi-sage to be beaten to death in the Three Realms.
Chu Hao was a little angry, so he turned around and kicked Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva over.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva is in a hurry,
"You!"
Chu Hao glanced at Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva swallowed his anger and almost cried, but he still extended his thumb.
"Well done!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva and King Jiang III shook their heads beside them.
King Jiang III did not dare to speak, but Guanyin Bodhisattva sneered mercilessly:
"Mahasmaprapta Bodhisattva, do you know how to speak now?"
"If the two of us had helped each other just now, you would have been flattered by His Excellency the God of Prison. Your Excellency the God of Prison has been merciful enough!"
King Jiang III Ming could not bear it any longer and said: "
"Why don't you say thank you to Brother Prison God."
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva was extremely wronged and secretly held a grudge in his heart, but he could only grit his teeth and say:
"Thank you, Brother Prison God."
Chu Hao finally calmed down, sat down somewhere, and said calmly:
"Tell me, come to me if you have anything to do?"
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva's face was still swollen and he said vaguely:
"A big demon appears in Liusha River. Please help me, the God of Hell, to subdue the demon and rescue Tang Sanzang."
"Not going."
Chu Hao refused without saying a word.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva was stunned.
I, Cao, you beat me, why the hell didn’t you go?!
There is no such thing, there is no such thing as inappropriate!
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva gritted his teeth, but suddenly felt pain again, and was so aggrieved that he almost cried.
"Your Majesty the God of Prison, the demon has appointed you to negotiate, otherwise it will break up!"
"The Buddhas are on their way now. If you don't go, we will forgive you..."
Chu Hao raised his eyebrows and slapped him mercilessly, waiting for the next threat from Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva was frightened on the spot and hesitated:
"If you don't go, no matter how powerful we are, we can't save Tang Sanzang, so we still ask the Prison God to take action. After all, the journey to the west..."
"Push me down, I'm sick of hearing it!" Chu Hao ruthlessly interrupted Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva's request again.
"Stop talking about what the saints have established, okay? Let the Heavenly Court participate in the conversation. This journey to the West is about your revival of the Western Heaven."
"My family's affairs are so important, and you still want me to work for you in vain without giving you any money? Are you not sick? Are you not paying enough?"
"Let me go, yes, five hundred thousand merit water, no negotiation, thank you."
Chu Hao laid out the conditions on the spot.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva was almost confused by anger and screamed,
"Half a million merit water? Why don't you go grab it?!"
"The lion opened his mouth, not even Tathagata Buddha can control such a quantity of meritorious water, why do you!"
"Don't take yourself too seriously, you are just a member of Heaven..."
When Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva said this, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and King Jiang III shook their heads and closed their eyes.
Then I heard bursts of screams, mixed with slaps, the sound of knives, the sound of scissors, and moves such as eye insertion and throat sealing.
When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and King Jian III opened their eyes, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva was already lying on the ground, hunched over, foaming at the mouth, with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He didn't look too painful.
Guanyin Bodhisattva and King Jiang III shrugged their shoulders,
It’s time to hit.
However, Chu Hao did not beat him to death.
Chu Hao left leisurely and said lazily:
"I will definitely not help unless you give me money."
"But I can help you collect the body. One urn and three acquired treasures. No negotiation. Thank you."
King Jian III Ming visibly flinched, is it too expensive again?
In Chu Hao, inflation is so rapid.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva took the life elixir and stood up unsteadily.
His hair was disheveled and he looked like a lunatic. He pointed at Chu Hao and cursed angrily:
"You have the talent, it's very good, remember it for me!"
"We will handle it ourselves, you are fine!"
Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth and became more capable of speaking harshly.
As expected, you just need a beating, and you will be good after a beating.
"Let's go!" Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva waved his hands and left gracefully.
However, they saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and King Jiang III, motionless on the spot, with contempt on their faces.
King Ming of the Third World also saved face for Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and gave an explanation.
"Waiting to poop, don't look at my butt, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, you go first."
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva’s mouth was so angry that he was so angry!
But he could only give up and leave.
Chu Hao suddenly said to Guanyin Bodhisattva:
"Ah, by the way, Tang Sanzang was arrested, what about Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva did not dare to neglect and said quickly:
"Still in the same place, at a loss."
Chu Hao turned around,
"Okay, let me go and fish them out first. Are you so inconsiderate that you don't even know how to rescue them first?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva and King Jiang III hurriedly followed Chu Hao.
Prince Ming of the Third Generation:
"Boss, please come this way, I will lead the way for the Prison God!"
When Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, who had not gone far, saw this scene, he was so angry that he almost fell from the sky.
I’ve never seen anything so outrageous!
Who is in the same group? A group of traitors from the West!
Guanyin Bodhisattva and King Jiang III have a strong desire to survive, so they are not stupid and guide Chu Hao obediently.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva was severely beaten by the White Lotus boy at Liusha River. He originally came to ask Chu Hao to help, but he was beaten severely by Chu Hao again.
In the end, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, who had gained nothing, came to Liusha River alone.
When I went there I looked human-like, but when I came back my face was swollen like a pig's head.
Chu Hao came to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong first.
Chu Hao said to Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong:
"A battle between Buddha and Demon is inevitable. Boys, do you want to watch the show or go back first?"
Both Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie look casual.
Zhu Bajie chuckled, "I don't think this group of Bodhisattvas can be appointed. I want to see... Anyway, boss, you will protect us, right?"
Chu Hao smiled bitterly and finished grabbing the mountain bamboo shoots.
However, at this moment, a white figure flew past in the distance.
Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva is overjoyed,
"Bodhisattva of Endless Intent, come with me quickly to slay demons!"