Chapter 729 It’s over, I forgot to put in those two tendons!
Amitabha looked very crazy, and his face seemed to be covered with a layer of frost.
"Tell me, what happened!"
Amitabha shouted coldly.
Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep look at Tathagata Buddha, but chose not to cause trouble to Tathagata Buddha.
"This time the law enforcement hall was opened, the prison god Chu Hao did not know what kind of magical power he used, and invited the supreme gods and powerful powers from the heavens."
"When we entered the law enforcement hall, we originally thought that peace was the most important thing, but unexpectedly, the law enforcement hall deliberately made things difficult, causing the three of us to break the rules and collide with many supreme beings present."
"However, the prison god was not overly entangled. He wanted to let us go, but unexpectedly the Supreme Lord of the Heavens attacked us."
"Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva knelt down to beg for mercy. The Law Enforcement Hall ordered me to come and inform Amitabha Buddha and other Buddhas, please go over and discuss important matters."
Guanyin Bodhisattva's words were quite evasive, but they eliminated the original reason why the three great masters were ordered to go in and acted arrogantly, and changed the reason why Chu Hao, the prison god, detained them.
All the conflicts were transferred to the saint. Yes, it was because her uncle Tongtian Cult Leader Guanyin Bodhisattva dared to say this.
She was sure that if someone like the leader of Tongtian, who had a bad temper and had a mortal enemy with Xitian, took the blame, there was really no chance of being exposed.
Sure enough, even Amitabha's eyes turned cold.
"Damn Master Tongtian, he is so ignorant. He is not honest at all after leaving Zixiao Palace, and he is still sowing discord in front of the Supreme Being!"
"But how did you offend them?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva is in a very difficult situation, but he can only tell the truth:
"Manjushri and Samantabhadra were so impatient that they kicked the chair away and hit their faces..."
After Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking, the three thousand Buddhas present strategically leaned back, their faces strategically gloomy!
They had calculated everything, but they never expected that these three great warriors were so powerful.
Among the three realms, there are still few people who dare to kick up their chairs directly in front of the two saints!
Even when the Fengshen Measuring Tribulation was the most brutal, no one dared to be so arrogant to the saint.
Saints cannot be insulted!
When did these three masters become so fierce? With one kick, they destroyed the bright future of Xitian!
Amitabha's face was ashen, but he still took a deep breath:
"Fortunately, it is just a conflict between the following and an unintentional mistake. As long as the saint is not insulted, this can be solved..."
Guanyin timidly said: "And..."
Amitabha opened his eyes wide and asked in disbelief:
"What else!?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes dodge a little.
"Ah, yes... out of desperation, the two Bodhisattvas swore a few bad words."
Amitabha's heartbeat speeds up and his breathing becomes rapid,
"What did you curse?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva seems a little embarrassed.
"Just some dirty words from mortals, harmless..."
Amitabha was furious, "I asked you to tell me why you are still humble. Do you know that you are in big trouble? Tell me what you said!"
Amitabha still knew the taboos of Taishang Laojun and Tongtian Cult Leader, especially Tongtian Cult Leader. Back then, he was worried about Yuanshi Tianzun because he was said to be a person who was born from moisture and turned into an egg.
And Zhen Yuanzi is an extremely shameless person. He can only use nice words to praise him and never dare to use any unpleasant words to mention it.
There are also two tribes of dragon and phoenix, one counts as the other, and one is more powerful than the other.
I hope these two Bodhisattvas will not step on the red line.
Guanyin Bodhisattva bit her lip, but still said:
"The two Bodhisattvas, out of desperation, scolded all the Supreme Powers, and none of them was left behind."
"Call them dogs, call them a den of filth and evil, call them wet creatures, call them despicable and dirty people..."
Okay, all hits!
Amitabha felt his feet soften on the spot, and he sat back down, his head buzzing.
Amitabha was a bit suspicious that the two Bodhisattvas who went there had no brains. How could they speak so hastily?
Are they self-destruction soldiers who are undercover in the heaven and are in the west? The kind who stand up and self-destruct at critical moments?
Guanyin Bodhisattva has said it all, so he simply told the whole story.
"Now the gods in the heavens have passed the bill to attack the evil world of five turbidities in the Law Enforcement Hall, and asked you to go over and sign a treaty that will deprive you of your rights and humiliate your religion."
"Oh, by the way, they also said that you have to pay a price this time, otherwise you won't be able to live well..."
Amitabha lay on his seat, twitching a few times, clutching his chest, and feeling a little out of breath.
The gods in the heavens are trying to sidetrack each other, and they are all siding with Chu Hao!
He even stood up blatantly to support Chu Hao. No matter how strong Xitian was, he couldn't withstand the wrath of so many powerful forces!
If one thing is not handled well, let alone the journey to the west, all the Buddhas in the Western Heaven will have to go to the South China Sea to feed the tortoise!
The Tathagata Buddha next to him didn't dare to say anything. He glanced at the material in his hand.
This thing looked familiar, a bit like the tendons in the brains of the two Bodhisattvas, and Tathagata Buddha suddenly had complicated eyes.
That’s it, I forgot to put it in!
No wonder I always feel that the words of the two great Bodhisattvas are silly and silly, and there is a muscle missing. No wonder the words they speak later are missing a muscle...
This is true because Tathagata Buddha was too busy. After coming to the West, he started to assemble it in a hurry.
Those two heavy heads, Tathagata Buddha forgot to add wisdom to them, causing them to always lack the strength to speak and do things.
It can be deduced from this that the White Lotus boy should have been born with a missing muscle.
But no matter what, Tathagata Buddha knew that his appointment would be in trouble,
He knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva deliberately protected himself in his words so that he would not be blamed, but no matter what, the three great masters were his own.
Whatever happens, Tathagata Buddha is responsible.
But now this responsibility cannot be shouldered, so Tathagata Buddha decided not to do anything without rest,
If you can't beat them, join them!
Tathagata Buddha stood up, put his palms together and bowed:
"Teacher, at this point, it's useless to say anything."
"Now the four great emperors of Tianting, Zhen Yuanzi, Taishang Laojun, Tongtian Cult Master, Xuantian Fire Phoenix, Zijin Dragon Emperor... are furious, but they have not yet come to the door."
"It would be better to make peace. It is better to make enemies than to dissolve them. We have apologized in the past. I believe they will turn their hostility into friendship."
Amitabha was furious,
"I, Xitian, have never bowed my head to anyone!"
Tathagata Buddha did not speak, but secretly despised him in his heart.
Pull it down, teacher, Er Shi has been embarrassing himself ever since he joined the Tribulation Tribulation of the Three Realms, okay?
Back then, we cried and fought for seats, killing Patriarch Hongyun;
Later, in order to revitalize the West, Zhunti Taoist shamelessly kidnapped others in the name of salvation. It was really shameless for the saint to take action against Daluo;
All the subsequent operations were just like that, they were all about bullying and forceful actions.
It is not easy for Tathagata Buddha to talk to him, otherwise if all the shit about Amitabha is exposed, the West will be frightened and dispersed.