Chapter 780: Shocking: Workers from all over the world unite
When Chu Hao heard the word blessing, he was stunned for a moment.
Good guy, it turns out this is the earliest prototype of capitalism.
However, Chu Hao, as a glorious proletarian worker in his previous life, had long been immune to this trick, so he just lazily said:
"That's good, do I still have to go to work at nine in the morning and get off at nine in the evening, so that I can be worthy of the job opportunity you gave me?"
"There is a catastrophe in the Three Realms. Then go find the person who caused the catastrophe. Why are you looking for me?"
"You, Amitabha, keep saying that you are compassionate, so please clean your ass first."
"The whole Xiniu Hezhou is in deathly silence. Those who chant sutras and chant Buddhas are not like human beings or ghosts. They chant sutras and chant Buddhas for you twenty-four hours a day, creating vows and merits for you."
"Their highest achievement is to be promoted to Buddhist soldiers, and then come and build a law enforcement hall for me."
"They are living such a miserable life while chanting sutras and chanting Buddha's name. Is this a blessing? Or do you have some misunderstanding about the word blessing?"
But Amitabha didn't care at all. His body was illuminated by Buddha's light, and his voice was full of compassion and kindness.
"I teach in the West to save all sentient beings. If those thousands of ignorant people do not have my Dharma, they will live like wild beasts and have no value to the three worlds or the way of heaven."
"They recite Buddhist scriptures, open up wisdom and kindness, spread the scriptures and seek protection. This is of great benefit to them. If you don't understand, don't say more. How can there be misery if there is mutual consent?"
Chu Hao almost laughed out loud,
"Is this how you deceive yourself? Then your consciousness is not mature enough."
"Let me teach you. You should say that life cannot always be happy. Suffering and struggle are the normal conditions of life, and eating fast and worshiping Buddha can make life full of value."
"Then you must not tell them that all the merits and wishes they have made will be obtained by you in the west."
"Don't tell them that you deprived them of all options to escape from Western religion."
"We must not let them know that in this world, if you work, you will have food to eat. Instead of working, you have to hand over all the food, and then thank you for your charity!"
"Don't let them know that if the proletarians of the world unite, they can create a new world!"
Five hundred years later, when Chu Hao shouted "Proletarians of the world unite" again, everyone's faces were horrified!
Because at this moment, there seemed to be a crack in the sky.
This sentence is enough to subvert the entire Western religion, and even the entire world!
The faces of all the saints present were full of panic, especially Amitabha and Tathagata Buddha, who were even more frightened.
Once they unite, the Western religion will lose its last support.
Without those believers to recite our Buddhist scriptures, Western religion would completely collapse, which would lead to the human world...
Return to normal.
Amitabha started to panic a little, fearing that Chu Hao would say some shocking words again, he quickly admitted defeat and said:
"Prison God Chu Hao, what do you want to do to resume Journey to the West? Whatever you want, just say it!"
"I'm not afraid of you or anything, I am for the stability of the world!"
Amitabha's panic is almost written on his face.
But it’s all because of Chu Hao’s words that the proletariat of the world unite.
This really made Amitabha feel uneasy. He felt a terrifying force in the dark, as if it was strangling his own throat.
Facing the workers’ fists, Amitabha finally chose to admit defeat.
At this moment, he no longer feared that he would not be able to recover from his journey to the West, but began to worry that his Western religion would collapse.
However, when Amitabha thought about it, thanks to his strict discipline, no one would bring such horrible thoughts to Xiniu Hezhou.
Probably not.
Amitabha did not know that there were monks from Xiniuhezhou who had been inspired by the mission and were heading to the Tang Dynasty to seek scriptures.
Moreover, he is already on the road of ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, but he is just traveling eastward.
This will be a collision of fate.
Let’s not mention it for now.
At this moment, Chu Hao was staring at Amitabha, wanting to continue teasing this anxious-eyed Amitabha.
Suddenly, there was a system prompt.
[The general trend is now irreversible, and the second phase of preliminary tasks has begun]
[Preliminary task: Bring the four people from Journey to the West and resume Journey to the West]
[Reward: Ten pieces of standard acquired spiritual treasures!]
Chu Hao originally wanted to let Amitabha experience the iron fist of workers, but thinking about it, he still can't completely overthrow Xitian.
After all, Amitabha is still so powerful and a saint is unstoppable, so reasoning is obviously useless.
Therefore, Chu Hao couldn't help but relax and said:
"Okay, since you are so impatient, I won't compete with you."
"It's okay to resume the journey to the west."
Amitabha was overjoyed,
"Then hurry up..."
Chu Hao waved his hand slightly.
"Listen to me first. Are you so ignorant of the rules?"
Amitabha's face was as black as ink, and he suddenly remembered that his head was still hanging in the lobby, and quickly said when Chu Hao let go:
"Also, my head must be returned to me!"
Chu Hao chuckled,
"Why are you so anxious? Look at your two-foot-long monk looking confused."
Amitabha's heart is extremely painful, and my neck feels so cold now!
Chu Hao sighed and said bluntly:
"Then I will simply make a condition."
"Let's talk about your dog-headed problem first..."
Amitabha shouted angrily:
"Be respectful!"
Chu Hao turned around and left.
"The negotiation is over, bye."
Amitabha quickly grabbed Chu Hao and persuaded him kindly:
"It's wrong, it's wrong, it's a dog's head, as long as you give me everything to say."
All the saints present were sweating profusely and looked down upon their faces.
Amitabha, what are you trying to do?
Chu Hao then said calmly:
"Then, let's continue talking about the dog head issue. You, the dog head, had your head chopped off because you wanted to sneak attack on me who was being promoted..."
Amitabha Buddha's ears were full of dog-heads and dog-heads, and he was filled with shame and anger beyond words.
Of course, I have to endure it.
Chu Hao also specifically asked:
"You said the dog head is not angry anymore?"
Amitabha resisted the urge to strangle Chu Hao to death, but his voice was neither happy nor sad:
"All living beings are equal. If you think of a dog's head, that's a dog's head."
Chu Hao, on the other hand, looked contemptuous, "The dialectical method of playing rogue is not advisable. What we are talking about is objective bullshit, not subjective."
Amitabha couldn't bear it, but he still had to endure it.
"Please tell me, Your Excellency the Prison God, what exactly do you want?"
Chu Hao then lazily said:
"I wanted you, this idiot, just because it looked bright. If you took it away, I wouldn't have hung the lamp. Do you think I could find something to replace it?"
"Such as other luminous things, such as the heads of other Buddhas?"
Chu Hao glanced at Tathagata Buddha with a specious look.