"Hahahaha, little girl, you can't run away today!"
"The poor monk has met all serious women before, and he can't do anything about it. Thanks to the little fairy for coming, he makes the poor monk happy!"
"Hey, it's quite white. Tsk, tsk, tsk, I want to learn more about it today!"
At this moment, Tang Sanzang's outrageously arrogant voice spread throughout the venue,
Accompanied by bursts of shrill and painful screams from the bone-white spirits,
"No!"
"Let go, you beast!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva's whole head was buzzing, his blood pressure suddenly shot up, and he was so angry that he turned pale!
I never thought something so outrageous would happen!
That's the White Bone Demon, he's Tang Sanzang,
It is absolutely impossible for Tang Sanzang to suppress the Bone Essence beneath him!
Is it the White Bone Demon who is possessed by the devil, or is it Tang Sanzang who is possessed by evil spirits?
At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva still retains the last trace of luck,
She felt that Tang Sanzang would not really do such an outrageous thing.
Then...
Guanyin Bodhisattva saw pieces of clothes being torn into pieces and thrown out. Those were the clothes of the White Bone Demon!
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "!!!"
The scene got out of control for a while,
The four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang surrounded the White Bone Demon, getting closer and closer, and their voices became more and more evil.
Zhu Bajie’s evil voice brings out three points of evil,
"Hehehe, these smooth and white collarbones~!"
And the screams of the White-bone Demon’s shame and anger were extremely harsh.
No one expected that a goblin who originally came to eat Tang Sanzang was now going to be eaten by Tang Sanzang!
Guanyin Bodhisattva was extremely entangled in the same place.
If they were holding down an ordinary woman from a good family, Guanyin Bodhisattva would rush over and get down.
And there is enough reason to snatch the four people from Chu Hao and take them to Xitian for brainwashing.
But...
The outrageous thing is,
What the hell is holding down is a banshee | spirit,
There is no law in this world to protect the life and property of banshees. Not to mention laws, even morals, nothing can be justified in Buddhism!
Can this kind of thing even be directly classified as...conquering demons?
But from the perspective of Guanyin Bodhisattva's simple concept, even a demon|spirit cannot do it!
You are people who have learned from the scriptures. How come you can be so united and unobstructed even though you have violated the lust and precepts? You still act like a banshee in broad daylight and do that kind of thing!
Guanyin Bodhisattva desperately tried to turn a blind eye. After all, a female demon has no human rights.
Moreover, this difficulty also requires some reasonable advancement from the White Bone Demon, especially since Tang Monk meat is so precious.
If Guanyin Bodhisattva takes action, he is afraid of having the opposite effect.
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to ignore it but couldn't bear it.
At this moment, there were screams from the White Bone Demon in the audience.
"No!!! There's someone here, it's indecent!"
"Don't touch there, don't put your hands in it!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva turned green when he heard this!
Are you really starting to play with colors?
And has it reached this point?
No, if we don’t stop it, Bai Gujing will be on maternity leave soon!
Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't help it anymore. She revealed her original body, stood on the lotus, and shouted angrily:
"Stop! In broad daylight, with the universe clear, you people who have learned the scriptures actually do such a thing!"
"You are committing a crime!"
When the four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang heard the voice of Guanyin Bodhisattva, they were really not in a hurry. They slowly turned around and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Tang Sanzang still had a satisfied smile on his lips.
"Hmm, what's the matter? What's wrong with Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva is extremely angry,
"You are really going too far, how could you do such a thing?!"
"A banshee | spirit, a banshee | spirit, you can do it?"
Tang Sanzang's face was full of weirdness.
"What's the situation? Does Guanyin Bodhisattva have any misunderstanding?"
However, when Guanyin Bodhisattva came close to the people of Journey to the West, his face suddenly froze.
Because what she saw seemed a little different from what she thought.
At this moment, lying between the four masters and disciples of Tang Sanzang was a white-bone spirit, and it was a white-bone spirit with no silk hanging on it——
A skeleton!
Surrounded by Tang Sanzang and four others, the White Bone Demon had already revealed his true form, and his clothes had been completely stripped off, leaving only his bare skeleton.
Guanyin Bodhisattva is even more confused as she clutches her head.
"How did you manage to do this with such a skeleton?"
"Are all Buddhist pilgrims' appetites so wild nowadays?"
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva's words were met with contemptuous looks from everyone present.
In fact, everyone doesn't even want to pay attention to Guanyin Bodhisattva, for fear of being infected by Guanyin Bodhisattva's vulgarity.
Tang Sanzang held the collarbone in his hand very seriously and explained to the four disciples seriously:
"Disciples, I have learned advanced Buddhist teachings from the emperor. Today we come to learn more about women."
"The bone in my hand is the clavicle of the White Bone Demon. The function of this thing is very simple. It acts as a pole to lift the upper limbs away from the trunk, expand the person's field of vision, and also protect the internal organs."
"But you must know that the clavicle is very fragile, and clavicle fracture is one of the most common fractures."
As Tang Sanzang spoke, he pinched the Bai Gujing's collarbone and broke it hard.
Snap!
But with a crisp sound, Bai Gujing's bones broke.
Tang Sanzang continued very seriously:
"Now, look, it's broken, and I didn't even try hard."
"Nowadays, women often show off their shoulders and show off their collarbones. Little do they know that this is exposing their fatal weakness. Once this is attacked, it can easily lead to fractures."
White Bone Essence: "???"
Are you okay?
Why are you breaking my collarbone?!
Or should we break it off in person? Is it because I don’t want to lose face?
Brother Sun Wukong nodded repeatedly and studied advanced Buddhism very seriously.
Tang Sanzang was also very excited, waving the collarbone in his hand and saying:
"Apprentices, we used to not be able to desecrate the dead, but today a living demon has come, a female and a white-bone demon!"
"Everything is fate. Today the poor monk must teach you how to understand these red and pink withered bones."
The White Bone Demon was almost crying when he heard this.
"Holy Monk, can you give me back my collarbone?"
Tang Sanzang waved his collarbone and threw it away.
White Bone Demon: "!!!"
My fucking collarbone!
Then Tang Sanzang grabbed the White Bone Demon's thigh very professionally and said with a smile:
"Now, these are the legs you have been looking at in Baihua."
"The femur, also known as the thigh bone, patella, and femur, is the longest tubular bone in the human body.
The upper end uses the femoral head and acetabulum to form the hip joint, and the lower end forms the knee joint with the patella and the upper end of the tibia to support the body's weight."
"There's actually nothing to see."
Tang Sanzang threw away the femur in his hand.
White Bone Demon: "!!!"
Lost my big leg bone? What the hell am I going to use to walk on?