"My Ma family is the authentic family of exorcists, and your Mao family is just a heretic who deceives the world and steals your reputation!"
"Shit, my Mao family inherits the Maoshan sect, Master Ge, and is a Taoist family with upright roots. Your Ma family is the low-level swindler!"
"Mao Xiaofang, you have gone too far in bullying me. I will give you a beating!"
"Just fight, whoever is afraid of whom!"
Listening to the crackling sounds of fighting outside the door, Ye Feng has become accustomed to it.
"Why am I so unlucky!"
Lying on the sofa, listening to the noise outside that soon became quiet, Ye Feng felt that he was the unluckiest person in the world, no, he should be a zombie.
Two days ago, Ye Feng obtained a system inexplicably and brought him here.
Having just obtained the system, Ye Feng was still very excited. He felt that his future life would definitely be colorful and he would dominate.
But what makes him despair is that his neighbors are all masters of catching ghosts and exorcising them. How can he survive as a zombie?
Therefore, after traveling for two whole days, Ye Feng did not dare to step out of the house.
Shaking his head, Ye Feng stood up and walked towards the kitchen.
As a zombie modified by the system, Ye Feng is a little different. He hates sunlight, but is not afraid of it. He can also eat like normal people.
Of course, he is also very eager to suck blood. Every time when the moon is high and the people are quiet, it is when Ye Feng is in the most pain. The bloodthirsty feeling like an ant biting him almost makes him go berserk several times.
"Ding dong!"
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
Ye Feng, who was walking towards the kitchen, hesitated, a look of confusion appeared on his face, and looked towards the door.
According to the memory given by the system, he seems to have no relatives or friends in this world.
With a trace of doubt, Ye Feng slowly walked towards the door and looked outside through the peephole.
"Wow, beauty!"
Outside the door, a girl who was at least 1.75 meters tall and wearing high heels was blinking her big eyes.
The girl wore white stockings, which highlighted her slender legs. The miniskirt seemed to be exposed at any time, attracting the attention of men. The white short sleeves on top, the huge breasts can be described as billowy. The oval face, the eyes are big
, also very charming, just like the crescent moon. Even if you don't smile, the dimples on your cheeks are still very obvious, giving people a friendly feeling.
"It seems like I don't know this girl?"
With a trace of doubt, Ye Feng cautiously opened the door.
Watching the closed door slowly open, the girl outside suddenly showed a bright smile, giving people a feeling of spring breeze.
"Hello, my name is Ma Xiaoling, and I live next door to you!"
"Uh, hello!"
Ye Feng looked at the other party, with a hint of surprise in his eyes, Ma Xiaoling? Such a familiar name.
"this is my name card!"
Ma Xiaoling smiled like a flower. She took out a business card from her pocket and handed it to Ye Feng. She smiled and said, "I don't know what to call you, sir?"
"My name is Ye Feng!"
"Mr. Ye, if you need anything in the future, you can call me. As your new neighbor, I will give you a 50% discount!"
After receiving the business card from Ma Xiaoling, Ye Feng lowered his head and saw that the strange look on his face became even more intense.
Authentic cleaning company?
"Mr. Ye, I'll take my leave now!"
After saying this, Ma Xiaoling smiled slightly and walked upstairs like the wind.
"Can't it be so evil?"
Staring at Ma Xiaoling's graceful back, Ye Feng's eyes were full of weirdness, "If I remember correctly, the one who lives on the left is called Ma Danna, and the one on the right is Mao Xiaofang... Now another Ma Xiaoling pops up. Damn it, this is not "Me and the Zombies"
Are you a character in "A Date"?"
"But, this is unreasonable. In the TV series, they all live in Hong Kong. Moreover, Ma Dangna has died long ago."
Ye Feng walked into the room with a confused look on his face, "This world seems to be much more complicated than I imagined!"
"Jingle Bell!"
Just as the door closed, the doorbell rang again.
"Is it Ma Xiaoling?" Ye Feng was startled when he heard the doorbell ringing, fearing that Ma Xiaoling would find out the truth about him being a zombie.
He walked carefully to the door and looked outside through the peephole.
"he is?"
Outside the door, a young man wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses had a straight face and his hands behind his back, waiting for the door to open.
"Crack!"
Watching the door open, a stiff smile appeared on the young man's face, "Hello, sir, I live next door to you. My name is Kuang Tianyou. This is my business card!"
Kuang Tianyou?
Holy shit!
Staring at Kuang Tianyou with a stiff smile, Ye Feng was 100% sure that these people must be related to the TV series "I Have a Date with a Zombie".
"Could it be that the system took me through time and space into a TV series?"
With a trace of doubt, Ye Feng took the business card from Kuang Tianyou with a strange expression.
Maojia Cleaning Company?
Both the Ma family and the Mao family open cleaning companies?
"Sir, if you need anything in the future, you can call me!"
"Oh oh oh!"
Ye Feng nodded indifferently.
"Then I'll take my leave first!"
After saying that, Kuang Tianyou and Ma Xiaoling walked upstairs.
"What on earth is going on?"
Ye Feng returned to the house with a confused look on his face, looked at the two business cards in his hand, and called in his heart, "System, is this the world of "I Have a Date with a Zombie"?"
"The host level is insufficient and cannot be informed!"
"Damn, still so arrogant!"
Suddenly, Ye Feng's face changed, revealing a hint of joy, "It seems that neither Ma Xiaoling nor Kuang Tianyou noticed that I am a zombie!"
There are no computers or mobile phones in this room, and Ye Feng has no way to understand the world.
Now neither Ma Xiaoling nor Kuang Tianyou can detect his zombie identity, then...
"I can finally come out!"
Turning around, Ye Feng couldn't wait to run out of the house.
"Isn't this Xiaofeng? You are such a homebody, you stay at home for days at a time!"
As soon as he walked downstairs, Ye Feng saw a sweet-looking girl with long legs like Ma Xiaoling, who greeted him with a smile.
Madonna?
Looking at the face that looked very similar to Ma Xiaoling, Ye Feng showed a trace of panic on his face.
Facing Ye Feng's slightly panicked expression, Ma Danna covered her mouth and chuckled, saying: "Little guy, my sister is in a good mood today, so I won't tease you anymore. Don't be so scared!"
"Ma Danna, you are bullying Ye Feng again!"
Suddenly, a shout sounded like a broken gong, and a young man wearing a Chinese tunic suit walked quickly in front of Ye Feng, with his hands on his waist, like a shrew, and yelled at Ma Danna: "You are so old.
You are so shameless, you still want an old cow to eat young grass. If the ancestors of the Ma family knew about it, they would be so angry that they died again!"
"Mao Xiaofang, if you have the guts, say it again!"
"Just say it, whoever is afraid of whom!"
"Look for a fight!"
Ye Feng looked at the scene in front of him in confusion.
I saw Ma Danna rolling up her sleeves, and her slender jade legs were like springs, kicking towards Mao Xiaofang's crotch. She mastered the essence of speed, hardness and accuracy.
Feeling the sharp kick whizzing towards the crotch, Mao Xiaofang let out a strange cry, turned his hands into claws, and grabbed at the opponent's huge chest, with the intention of losing both sides.
"Mao Xiaofang, you pervert, I'll beat you to death!"
"Who is afraid of whom!"
Ye Feng blinked, feeling that his world view had been subverted, and walked out of the community with a confused look on his face.
