Chapter 59 A small village on the edge of the stars
I saw a short, middle-aged man holding a piece of bread and watching the old man on the side chewing on a large barbecue skewer. There was a gurgle in his mouth and his Adam's apple rolled up and down.
In the end, he couldn't help but leaned towards the old man, "Old Tangdou, you can't finish such a large piece of barbecue, why don't you help me share some of it with you?" Zhao Wuji said to Shao Xin with a naive smile.
"How can that be done? My disciple gave this to me! I have to finish it even if I die!" Shao Xin said proudly to Zhao Wuji.
In fact, Shao Xin's idea is not like this at all. He just wants his old brothers to covet him.
Seeing that this failed, Zhao Wuji came to another bonfire.
"Xiao Ao! I have invested in you! Why don't you give me a bunch?" Zhao Wuji said to Oscar flatteringly.
"Hey, Teacher Zhao! As the dean said before, everyone has his own food. How can you ask us for food?" Ma Hongjun said with a thief smile.
Zhao Wuji acted like a rogue on the spot and sat down next to Oscar and said, "Xiao Ao! I helped you get a lot of the soul beast meat you eat. You promised me back then." p>
Oscar looked embarrassed and said to Zao Wuki, "Okay!" Then he took out five skewers from the freshly baked one and gave them to Zao Wuki.
Then he secretly winked at Zhao Wuji and said, "But didn't Dean Flender say we should solve it ourselves? Isn't this bad for Teacher Zhao?"
Zhao Wuji naturally understood Oscar's words and said nonchalantly, "It's okay. I'll help him eat the skewer. After all, he set it himself. I had no choice but to help with tears in my eyes!"
Hearing what Zao Wou-Ki said, Flanders almost choked on the pancake he just ate.
Flanders naturally knew that Oscar and the others were trying to squeeze him.
Because these little monsters saw through Flanders' little thoughts, and in order to save money, they forced their seven-day trip to the Tiandou Empire (roughly) into a wilderness survival training.
Although he didn’t say anything, he was just holding back his bad intentions and wanted to prank Flanders.
At dinner time, the opportunity came. Since Oscar had been staying in a hotel in Soto City during this period, Flanders had forgotten Oscar's special hobbies.
When Oscar took out the barbecue grill, he realized what he was doing. Looking at the malicious smiles of the seven little guys, the dinner turned out to be like this. All the twelve people in Shrek's group ate meat, and he was the only one.
People eat dry food.
The most hateful thing is that Zao Wou-Ki made a squeaking sound when he was eating, as if he was afraid that Flanders would not know that he was eating.
Flanders's face was dark and numb.
Seeing Flender's expression, Ning Rongrong turned away and covered her mouth and snickered, "Let him cheat us to save money!"
Then his eyes turned to Oscar's eyes, which were smiling like crescents, and he said, "Fortunately, we have Oscar, otherwise we would really have suffered along the way."
Oscar didn't answer but just smiled faintly, and then handed Zhu Zhuqing a tissue.
Xiao Wu on the side couldn't help but complained, "When I first came here, I knew he was a stingy person." After saying this, he secretly made a face like Flanders.
Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai on the side were naturally deeply affected and joined the criticism meeting one after another.
But Flender's face was livid, and his teeth were gritting loudly. But when he glanced at the moonlight, he revealed a strange smile.
Flender put away the dough, walked to the side of the Shrek Seven Devils, coughed a few times and said, "Due to a shortage of funds, I have only prepared two tents for you."
After saying that, he took out two tents from the storage bag and threw them to the Shrek Seven Devils.
Flanders originally prepared seven for them, but due to the treatment at night, Flanders changed his mind.
The expressions of Dai Mubai, Tang San, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar instantly became dull. The four of you look at me, and I look at you.
A question arises in my mind, four people sleeping in a tent? How to sleep like this?
Oscar is deeply influenced by gay culture in the 21st century, and a shuddering picture instantly popped into his mind.
Oscar screamed crazily in his heart: I'm not a gay! I don't want to be a man!
After thinking about it, Oscar grabbed his silver hair with both hands and said with some fear, "I'd better practice by the fire! You can use this tent! You can use it!"
The other three people also glanced at each other and smiled awkwardly, "Otherwise we won't sleep in the tent!"
After saying that, he closed his eyes and started cultivating his soul power.
A sleepless night. The early morning dewdrops slipped from the leaves, and a drop of nectar hit Oscar's nose. Only then did Oscar withdraw from meditation.
Oscar stood up and stretched, then tiredly went to a stream to wash up, then transformed into a recovery sausage and ate it.
A warm current slowly spreads through the body, and the whole person becomes extremely energetic.
Back at the camp, looking at the listless appearance of the Shrek Seven Devils, Flanders had a smile hidden in his eyes.
None of the seven slept particularly well last night. Although the girls were meditating and practicing in the tent, mosquito bites still made them itchy, but Xiao Wu was an exception.
Perhaps because of Oscar's second martial spirit, mosquito bites could not have any impact on him. But the other three people had many traces of mosquito bites on their bodies.
Looking at his teammates who were in low spirits, Oscar directly activated his martial spirit and made a recovery sausage for each of them.
After regaining their energy, everyone continued their journey. However, the itching on their bodies still tormented them.
On the third day, Shrek and his party had arrived at the edge of the Star Forest, and encountered many low-level soul beasts along the way.
There are also some more ferocious ones among them, but these ferocious soul beasts will be treated as sandbags by the extremely unhappy Shrek Seven Monsters. But Oscar did not kill them this time. Because Oscar thought their years of service were too low, he ate them.
It has no effect.
This also makes Xiao Wu feel better. After all, the spirit beasts are her compatriots, and she doesn't want these spirit beasts to be killed.
As we get closer to the west, the tired Shrek people have already planned to "set up camp" here, but just as they raise the fire, many wisps of smoke rise in the distance.
This made Dai Mubai, who was responsible for guarding the surrounding area, shout loudly, "Brothers! There may be a village ahead! We don't have to camp in the wild today! Pack your things and get there before dark!"
The rest of the Shrek crowd also froze when they heard this, and then mechanically looked in Dai Mubai's direction, and sure enough, a few wisps of smoke were drifting into the sky.
Ma Hongjun's eyes were full of excitement, and he immediately dug up the soil to put out the newly lit bonfire. He ran towards the direction of the smoke. Others did not hesitate and started running in that direction.
Gradually, a village surrounded by wooden fences appeared in front of the Shrek Seven Monsters, and everyone jumped up excitedly.
A family near the wooden fence was obviously disturbed by the cheers outside. The old man had gray hair and beard, but he was full of energy and walked quickly.
When he walked out of the village, he saw Shrek and his group standing outside the fence. His face suddenly showed a bit of anxiety. He walked up to Shrek and his group in two steps, and said urgently, "Hurry up."
Come in! The fence gate will close later!”
After hearing what the old man said, Shrek and his party stopped celebrating and followed the old man into the village.
The village has a fairly large population. Judging from the smoke alone, there are at least a hundred households.
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