Chen Yang stood expressionless, but he received ten thousand times N critical blows in his heart. He almost fell off the podium, and could only rely on his primitive instincts to stand. He looked at the restless students under the podium,
I just want to say a few bad words:
"Holy shit, what kind of world is this? Are all girls so fierce now? Who can withstand this?"
Li Haoran took the lead in applauding and said: "Hu Xinzhou, strong! Strong! Strong!"
Wu Yihan and Liu Ru blushed. It turned out that Hu Xinzhou's forgiveness was not simple!
Hu Xinzhou was still very calm, and she continued:
"Besides, what's wrong with flat chests? Almost all international supermodels have flat chests. Who can deny that they are unparalleled in beauty? Therefore, having flat chests is not shameful. Fake breasts are boring and ridiculous. They are just some stuffing in underwear. My own fake breasts are not
People who ridicule other people’s flat chests are even more boring and shameless.”
Chen Yang could hardly control his facial expression. If his eyeballs could really fall out, then his eyeballs would have fallen out at least eight hundred times.
Everyone was so shocked that they couldn't keep up with their thinking. As they were thinking over and over again, Wu Yihan stood up and asked angrily:
"Hu Xinzhou, who do you think has fake breasts?"
Hu Xinzhou looked back at Wang Yihan, with a smile on her flat face for the first time:
"Talk about you! If you think I insulted you, show it to us to prove that you are not fake breasts. If I am wrong, I am willing to go home, reflect, and accept punishment!"
The whole class was silent for a few seconds, and then it exploded. The girls lowered their heads and kept laughing, while the boys laughed, some slapping their thighs, and some slapping the table.
Xiao Ran was dumbfounded in surprise. He really didn't expect that the weak woman in his heart, Hu Xinzhou, would have such a bold and sharp side. But, it's so awesome!
Xiao Ran was sighing when a familiar feeling of dizziness suddenly hit him, and he lay down on the desk without realizing it.
But the reality is that at the same time, Xiao Ran pinched Li Haoran's thigh hard, and Li Haoran grinned in pain and said:
"Brother Ran, why are you pinching me?"
Xiao Ran stood on the stool and said, "See if I'm dreaming."
Then Xiao Ran almost climbed onto the desk and shouted loudly and unscrupulously, saying: "Hu Xinzhou, there is nothing wrong with what you said, but I am speechless! Hahahaha!"
Xiao Ran publicly sided with Hu Xinzhou, and Wu Yihan, who had always admired Xiao Ran, was in chaos.
The situation in the classroom was completely out of control. Chen Yang secretly grasped the edge of the podium to ensure that he would not fall. He took a few more deep breaths and finally calmed down. He patted the podium several times and the crowd's movements subsided a little. Chen Yang first scolded Xiao Ran and said
:
"Xiao Ran, get off the table. Isn't it chaotic enough? You are the troublemaker."
Then he scolded Hu Xinzhou in a low voice:
"Hu Xinzhou, what are you talking about? Are you trying to solve the problem?"
Hu Xinzhou was still very calm and said:
"Teacher, I'm not messing around! Now that I admit that I have flat chests, Wang Yihan and Liu Ru will also admit that they have fake breasts. This matter will be resolved peacefully internally. Don't apologize or punish. In this way, the honor of the class will be preserved. This is not
Is it good?"
Chen Yang felt dizzy. He was also an old teacher who had been teaching for several years. He had solved many various disputes between students. Today he finally saw the world. At this moment, there was only an old saying in his mind:
"What kind of sin did I do in my previous life to become a teacher in this life?"
Xiao Ran laughed and laughed, shouting: "This brain circuit is amazing, amazing, amazing."
Then Xiao Ran climbed onto the table and shouted to both sides of the firefight:
"Hu Xinzhou, this plan is possible. You are too talented. I will accept you. Come on, Wu Yihan, don't you look down on others? Come on, prove it."
A group of boys started to cheer, saying: "Come on, Wu Yihan, prove it."
In the chaos, I could only hear Wu Yihan’s very clear, compromising, resentful, helpless and tragic voice:
"Yes, I admit it, I have fake breasts!"
Wu Yihan decided to endure this breath. She knew that she was in the wrong today and had to compromise. What happened with Teacher Zhou and Hu Xinzhou's incident were all enough for her to drink. If she really goes home and reflects, her grades will definitely improve.
Affected.
Liu Ru still wanted to struggle, but Wu Yihan added thoughtfully: "Liu Ru, too."
Everyone was dumbfounded, and then burst into laughter. Liu Ru immediately blushed as if she was about to bleed.
Xiao Ran stood up, cupped his hands to Hu Xinzhou on the podium and said, "Classmate Hu Xinzhou, I respect you as a man!"
Then he handed over to Wu Yihan equally:
"You are a man too! You are all men! Well done!"
"Ding ding, ding, ding, ding!" The school bell finally rang. This exciting and emotional day finally came to an end.
Tonight, in the homes of every classmate of Grade 3 (8), there will be rumors about the thrilling battle of top students that happened during the day. Please note, it has nothing to do with study.
Li Haoran sighed sincerely:
"This is the academic master! Full of high-level sense. Who said that the struggle between academic masters is just a collision of wisdom, in fact, it is more exciting, more unbelievable, and more ruined. Indeed, we are academic scumbags.
I really can’t think of such imaginative words or such imaginative things.”
Xiao Ran was still a little dizzy after packing his schoolbag. When the bell rang, he woke up. He knew that when he was dizzy just now, the real Xiao Ran came back. Why did he come back?
Li Haoran is still nagging:
"Brother Ran, what should I do? I hear the top students arguing and I feel stupid, naive and pure. What should I do?"
Xiao Ran curled his lips and said: "Okay, okay, you are very stupid and naive, little white rabbit, little lamb, are you ready?"
Li Haoran looked at Xiao Ran who was indifferent and felt strange:
"Brother Ran, what's wrong? Weren't you so excited just now that you almost climbed on the table? Why are you listless now? Are you feeling unwell?"