Chapter 31: I am so good at chemistry, but you only know how to put on makeup
Although a lot of things happened in Class 8 during this period, the wheel of time is still rolling forward, and the first monthly exam of the third grade of junior high school is about to come as scheduled.
In order to show the solemnity of the school, the seats of all junior high school students in the 16 classes of the whole grade were randomly arranged, and they were conducted according to the examination pattern of the high school entrance examination. Students in each examination room were randomly selected and arranged in classrooms again.
Li Haoran, Zhang Kai, and Xiao Ran were assigned to the same examination room, so Li Haoran asked Zhang Kai to review carefully and copy everything from him. Unexpectedly, Zhang Kai had the same idea as him. So the two held their heads and lamented.
Li Haoran first sang "Liangliang" for a while in his seat. The lyrics are as follows:
It’s slightly cool at night,
This exam is going to be cool,
I look out from the examination room,
Exhaust all eyes,
Without thinking,
Cheat sheets are hard to hide
......
Xiao Ran could not hold back his composure. He looked calm and composed, which was very inconsistent with his status as a low-school student.
Li Haoran was puzzled and asked: "Brother Ran, you and I are strong competitors at the top of the grade. Aren't you anxious? We are going to meet the parents again."
Xiao Ran smiled mysteriously: "I am indeed a little anxious. I think I can get the first place in the class this time, but the first place speech has not been written yet. Can I not be anxious?"
Li Haoran looked at Xiao Ran in surprise, and then said worriedly:
"Brother Ran, we have to treat you if you are sick! You have been very divided recently, did you know?"
Originally, the two of them were like bereaved dogs before the exam, sending each other a song "Liangliang", but this time Xiao Ran was as stable as a mountain, and Li Haoran couldn't sit still. He decided to take care of himself and make a desperate struggle.
Li Haoran looked at the admission ticket number, and after repeated inquiries, he found out that the person in the front seat was Hu Xinzhou, and the person in the back seat was Wu Yihan. He scratched his head and head excitedly, feeling as excited as a long-lost comrade who had found a large army.
Think about it, they are all comrades in arms before and after them, and they are all comrades who are top academics and have strong combat capabilities. As long as they cooperate happily during the exam, they will definitely be invincible and invincible in the exam room.
So, early in the morning, Li Haoran Shi Shiran walked to Hu Xinzhou and pretended to talk to a male classmate not far away:
"I have crowdfunded, I have crowdfunded, and now I can pass the exam in one go. The talented will show off their talents, and the talented will get points, so that the untalented can escape from the misery of being looked down upon by teachers, discriminated against by classmates, and beaten by parents.
I will definitely remember my great kindness! Can anyone crowdfund? Is there anyone?"
Liu Ru, who was not far away, teased: "Li Haoran, you are a giant baby! You have to support yourself and don't always count on others!"
Li Haoran lowered his face and said:
"How could you talk to me like that? No one in this world dares to talk to me like that, except the person who copied my answers during the exam. Right, classmate Xinzhou?"
When he said these words, Li Haoran's fat face was full of a needy and flattering attitude.
Hu Xinzhou didn't seem to hear anything, and didn't even raise his head, just looking at his book.
Li Haoran was not discouraged and made insinuations:
"Liu Ru, look at you. There is an exam tomorrow and you are still looking in the mirror. Look at Hu Xinzhou who is so good at chemistry, but you only know how to put on makeup."
Liu Ru curled her lips, but didn't dare to refute. Hu Xinzhou's fighting power was off the charts. She was self-aware and didn't dare to provoke him. She could only complain about Li Haoran in a low voice:
"Bah, lick the dog."
Hu Xinzhou still ignored Li Haoran. She was endorsing and completely immersed in her own world. In her eyes, the fat Li Haoran was just like the table and chair in front of her. She did not need to communicate and could not communicate.
Li Haoran was asking for trouble, so he could only nuzzle Wu Yihan again and show his kindness:
"You are as beautiful as a flower, and I am responsible for the beauty of the school. I must help you tomorrow. This will not only improve my happiness index, but you can also leave your name in history. It is a happy cooperation, isn't it wonderful?" p>
Wu Yihan sat still reservedly, but she was scheming in her heart. She had always had a crush on Xiao Ran. Xiao Ran had some communication with her before, but this semester, for some reason, he ignored her. Last time, what happened with Hu Xinzhou,
It made him lose face even more, and Xiao Ran became more and more alienated from him.
However, Li Haoran is Xiao Ran's brother, and he can also save the country and get close to Xiao Ran.
"Still cooperating? What word games are you playing? You're so greasy! I can help you in the exam, but what's the benefit?" Wu Yihan smiled, holding her chin in one hand, with a soft expression.
"Easy to say, easy to say!" Li Haoran looked at the beautiful academic god in front of him, couldn't help but be fascinated, and promised:
"As long as you let me pass the total score, how about I perform a special stunt for you, crushing a big rock in the chest? If it doesn't work, breathe fire, swallow long swords, eat live snakes, whichever you like, I will perform. I, Li Haoran, am good at it
These plain and boring things."
Wu Yihan smiled delicately and said: "Come on, if you have a big stone in your chest, it will almost break you."