On the podium, Chen Yang noticed the sneakiness of the two people and raised his voice and said:
"Li Haoran, Xiao Ran, what are you two talking about?"
"What did you say? You didn't say anything! Teacher, I have been listening to the class, please don't accuse a good person unfairly!" Li Haoran spread his hands to show that he was pure and innocent.
Chen Yang threw the book in his hand heavily onto the podium, while Li Haoran put his hands on the back of the chair with a relaxed expression and looked directly at the class teacher. His body movements showed that he was not under any pressure and had a strong sense of provocation.
"Li Haoran, you still have the nerve to say that you are listening to the class. Take a look at the initial test. How many points did you get in several subjects? Is the total score less than 100? Wu Yihan dumped you by more than 400 points. Tell me about this gap!
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Li Haoran shook his legs and said without changing his expression:
"Teacher Chen, I have worked very hard. Look, this time, I have exceeded single digits in each subject. I have made great progress."
The new head teacher Chen Yang was obviously offended by Li Haoran's confidence. A sneer appeared on his handsome face that looked like a star, and he said with sarcasm:
"Is there still progress? I have checked. You were last in the final exam last semester, and you are still in the bottom in the preliminary test this time. Your grades are too stable! Look at your handwriting, who knows it? You said.
Aren't you good at writing stroke by stroke? I think your handwriting can be included in the world's top ten unsolved mysteries. May I ask, where did your mysterious handwriting come from that is completely natural and self-contained? This can be traced back to
, it must be older than the oracle bone inscriptions, right? The oracle bone inscriptions are easier to read than your handwriting."
The whole class burst into laughter.
Li Haoran shrugged indifferently: "Hey, I was born to be excellent, it's my fault."
The young head teacher couldn't help but feel sad when he saw that Li Haoran was so unreliable:
"Look at your initial exams, aren't you stressed? Can you tell me which of your subjects are hopeless?"
Li Haoran thought about it seriously and said without shame: "Just mathematics, then Chinese, English. Then physics, chemistry, politics, and history."
The whole class was in uproar, and the classroom was filled with a happy atmosphere.
Chen Yang laughed angrily and said: "You are very balanced in subjects, but everything is broken. Which subject is the best? Are you still complacent? Are you worthy of the awe-inspiring name your parents gave you?"
Li Haoran shook his legs indifferently and said shamelessly:
"Teacher Chen, it's not just my studies that have completely collapsed me, but also my outlook on life. Don't waste your breath. You can't wake up someone who is pretending to sleep. Like me, like Zhang Kai."
After speaking, Li Haoran took out a nail clipper from the pencil case and started trimming it as if no one was watching.
Zhang Kai Xiao Ran followed everyone's gaze and saw that in front of Li Haoran there was a fat man about the same size as him, lying on the table and sleeping soundly.
Chen Yang walked over and knocked on Zhang Kai's desk. The classmates next to him also pushed him. Zhang Kai was sleeping in a daze, so he barely moved his fingers a few times and said vaguely:
"I, I'm sleeping, get out of here!"
Chen Yang was speechless and caressed his forehead, and everyone was laughing. Some people continued to push Zhang Kai. Zhang Kai struggled a few times before he raised his head. He was about to get angry, but he saw the angry face of the head teacher:
"Zhang Kai, I have been taking over our class for almost a week, and I haven't had a chance to take a good look at your appearance. Your only task in class is to lie on the table and sleep. Yesterday, I heard the history teacher say that he taught you about the history of Qin and Han Dynasties.
Start sleeping, and when you wake up, you have already talked about the Ming and Qing Dynasties. One sleep lasts for thousands of years. How can you make us feel embarrassed by your beauty sleep every day?"
Zhang Kai stared with a pair of blurred sleepy eyes, looking at the young class teacher who was educating him endlessly.
"Also, I heard that you sleep during class, but after class you are full of energy, wandering around the class, showing off your AJ and Converse shoes that you change every day. Does that make sense? Do you think you can have some spiritual pursuits?"
Zhang Kai is tall and strong. Standing now, he is half a head taller than Chen Yang. He squinted downwards, looking at the Li-Ning sneakers on Chen Yang's feet, with disdain in his eyes as he stared at a copycat, and then looked at
Chen Yang gave a simple response to his earnest education:
"Teacher, I love AJ, I love Converse, you deserve it."
The classmates laughed, but Xiao Ran didn't laugh. He was a little surprised. Are all junior high school students like this now? Remember back then, when you were in junior high school and high school, how dare you talk back to the teacher? What's going on here? Aren't they afraid of punishment?
?Aren’t you afraid of being embarrassed yourself? Aren’t you afraid of your parents being embarrassed? Aren’t you afraid of being punished by your parents?
"Can't you just follow the best students? Look at Wu Yihan." Teacher Chen pointed her finger at Wu Yihan, the top student in the class in the front row, and then her fingers froze in the air.
Wu Yihan was looking at the calendar in front of her intently, with a look of indifference.
Li Haoran also noticed it, snorted, chuckled, and said: "Teacher, Wu Yihan watches celebrities in class every day!"
Wu Yihan was stunned. She didn't expect that the flames of war would spread to her. She was just about to put away the desk calendar, but Chen Yang had already snatched it away.
The above is not a large photo of a male celebrity.
Chen Yang watched quietly without saying a word, and the storm was about to come. Wu Yihan asked with a cute and sweet smile:
"Teacher Chen, look, this is my idol, do you like it too?"
Chen Yang stopped looking at it and asked Wu Yihan: "Do you think it is appropriate to put this celebrity desk calendar on the desk?"
Wu Yihan combed her hair with her fingers, with a hint of shyness:
"It's appropriate! He is my spiritual motivation. Didn't Mr. Lu Xun still hang Mr. Fujino's photo on the wall?"
Chen Yang nodded: "Wu Yihan, there is indeed a photo of his mentor Mr. Fujino on the wall of Lu Xun's house to encourage himself. Is there this on Lu Xun's desk?"
Teacher Chen quickly opened the book that Wang Yihan had spread out on the table, and then pulled out what was hidden under the book.
It's a mirror and a comb.
"Would Lu Xun look at the photos of his mentor while dressing up? What does it mean to be both good in character and academics? Good grades are only one aspect. If you pay too much attention to image and chase stars too much, how bad will it have on the class atmosphere? Do you know?" Chen Yang
He criticized with a straight face.
Wu Yihan blushed. This was the first time that she was criticized so harshly by a teacher in public.
"If everyone is like you and puts pictures of celebrities on their desks, what will the classroom look like? Are there going to be concerts? Are there variety shows? Put away that calendar and some mirror. If tomorrow, I
If you see it, it will be confiscated."
This is almost the strongest warning to students with good grades. Wu Yihan silently put the things on the table into his schoolbag, rolling his eyes at the new class teacher countless times in his heart.
"Teacher, I also like that male star!" Zhang Kai, who was standing, interrupted.
"Just tell me if you're gay." Li Haoran kicked Zhang Kai's chair from behind to show his dissatisfaction. It seems that Li Haoran doesn't like this star.