Zhutou San thought for a moment and shook his head.
"Maybe it's not good. We are already brothers. It doesn't seem to work for you to sworn brothers. Besides, you are from a girl's family. How can we take the test with you? I have never heard of marrying a girl.
Children become sworn brothers."
I chuckled.
"This matter is actually very simple. Boys and girls are all the same wherever there is no sworn brotherhood. Haven't you seen that among the 108 heroes in Water Margin, there are two female men? Then am I not the same as you now?
"
The white-faced scholar also shook his head.
"No, you are just a girl. If we become brothers with you, what kind of accident will happen between you and our boss in the future? This thing is very embarrassing, right? And you are always considered one of us.
The boss has always designated a daughter-in-law who has not yet married, so this is all about sworn brotherhood, wouldn’t it be a mess!"
When I heard this sentence, I was really angry. However, anger is still anger, and if the wine is good, if they talk about these things too much, I will take it as a joke.
Na Jintang drank a glass of wine casually and said with a smile.
"This thing is not allowed. Brothers are meant to share hardships and share blessings. This is what we say, but we can also do this in the future and walk through ups and downs together. We
We will eat together when we have food, go fight together when we have vacations, and carry the burden together when there are difficulties. Let people forget about this matter of becoming sworn brothers. We will still be good friends and good family members in the future. I will not allow it to be done for a long time.
But Brother Gui allows it."
I was really annoyed and wanted to get angry, but Red Rose pulled my hand and stopped my anger.
Red Rose waved her hands quickly and chuckled.
"Jiujiu, you stinky girl is still yelling at me to kill you all day long. Come and live an honest life for me. Wear a few skirts instead of these black pants. When you run around, I will be your mother."
If you really don’t want to lose face, okay, okay, you guys will become sworn brothers with the Japanese. If you have any difficulties, you guys must all support them."
The white-faced scholar also hurriedly went to help.
"That's right, Miss Jiujiu, we have never become brothers with a girl. Please don't disturb our support, okay? From now on, we will treat you as one of our family members. We are just like brothers and sisters.
It's generally good, but let's forget about being sworn brothers. We can just sell it with Brother Gui. Anyway, he's Brother Gui's brother, so he's our family, so that actually makes sense."
I was really a little depressed. I looked at this and that Jintang.
Na Jintang also said with a smile: "Of course it is possible, then today I will witness with Jiujiu your sworn brotherhood in Taoyuan."
I didn't say anything. As long as Brother Gui and I can hang out with them, it's actually good. I was really angry that they actually had such a prejudice against me.
"Then Jintang, aren't you really a gender biaser? So what if you are a girl? Can't a girl be an ordinary shoddy girl? Can't she be ridiculous? Girls must grow up at home.
Are you honestly embroidering red flowers and waiting for you stinkers to come back?"
I suddenly realized that I had made some mistakes in my words. I covered my mouth nervously, but when Na Jintang saw this, he couldn't help laughing. That smile, I really couldn't help but want to pounce on him and grab him.
Keep his eyes open.
"Interesting, really interesting. Over time, I find more and more that you are an interesting girl!"
I didn't say anything, I saw several of them chattering and discussing who was older and who was younger, and how to favor one over the other.
The white-faced book reads the year, month and day of each person's birth directly.
"Okay, let's use this as a calculation now. We calculate that I am the oldest here, Zhu Tou San is the second, then Gui Ge is the third, Xiao Ma Liu is the fourth, and Er Gouzi is
the smallest"
So I watched several of them kneel down here and began to worship. I seemed to really want to become brothers with them, but this one and that Jintang held my hand and seemed to refuse to let me do so.
I'm a little unsure whether I will use bricks to shoot them.
Na Jintang said with a smile: "You are a girl, so don't join in the fun. From now on, they will all be brothers. I will protect them, and I will protect you. Anyway, you just want a business deal."
Wouldn't it be more cost-effective for me to handle your business alone?"
I really have some details. I can only watch them as sworn brothers from the side as a bystander.
The white-faced scholar I saw at the front was holding a bowl of wine and talking loudly.
"Today I make water and wine an alliance, and I am a white-faced scholar!"
"My pig head 3!"
"My ghost brother!"
"My little pony 6!"
"I'm a bitch!"
"From today on, we of the opposite sex become brothers. From today on, we have wine and meat as good brothers. We work together to exchange for a rich life. We work together to shoulder the responsibilities of both parties. We do not want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day.
But I hope that I will die in the same year, the same month and the same day!”
After everyone shouted this sentence, they all drank the bowls of wine in their hands in one go. The locals kowtowed three times and prayed nine times, thus forming a brotherhood of eight people praying together!
I really feel envious, jealous, and hateful. In fact, more than anything, how much I hope for this beautiful philosophy of life, how much I hope that this kind of feeling will last forever.
I suddenly remembered something, and I hurriedly went to talk to them.
"By the way, Brother Gui, there are two more sworn brothers, one is brother Li Muhua, and the other is brother Leng Yang. You will be transferred together another day. Let's bring up another paragraph and rearrange these names."
Na Jintang looked at me sideways with a funny look on his face.
"Jiujiu, don't you know? Do you really regard this sworn brotherhood as a valid business? You won't go to Dongshuoxiang Xiaoxi to find a way to protect you in the long run because of such a thing.
?
I immediately retorted.
"How difficult is this? It doesn't matter if we worship a few times!"
Na Jintang laughed again, "But, if you say it like this, it doesn't matter as long as they are sworn brothers. If it's a husband and wife who are sworn to worship heaven and earth, wouldn't this matter be messed up!"
I didn't know what to say all of a sudden, so my face turned red. I don't know why he always troubled me about the language, and he always found fault with me. I was really annoyed, but as a
As for girls, I can't discuss this too much.
When I was about to grab a wine glass in my hand, Red Rose quickly took my hand and hurriedly smoothed things over.
"And don't talk about these things now. Hahaha, after you become husband and wife in the future, wouldn't it be that I have a few more daughters? This is the most perfect moment in this life."
Wang Laowu, who was beside him, also hurriedly joined in with the red rose.
"Yes, yes, if that's the case, this is the most perfect thing."
My attention is no longer on Na Jintang. My attention has now shifted to Hong Rose and Wang Laowu. Why do I feel that it is completely wrong for the two of them to live together? I seem to feel that here
There must be monsters, and this is what I have always been on guard against.
"After that, I said that I am also your boss after all, right? How can you achieve a position in a master's house so easily? Do you really think you are like my father?
Get back quickly!"
But this Wang Laowu seemed to have no intention of visiting another location at all, and still said with a smile without shame.
"Boss Jiujiu, looking at what you said, I didn't think it was a big deal at first, but when you said it like this, I did feel a little bit?"
Hong Rose's face immediately turned red and she took a sip.
"I tell you, a person can't speak randomly!"
Brother Gui was also joking next to him.
"Oh, look, Hong Rose's face is so red. Why did you suddenly become so red? It was just those few words that the lady just said."
Everyone's eyes immediately turned to Red Rose's face. I found that Red Rose's face was even more painful, and she waved to everyone shyly.
"You kids, hurry up and eat. The food is already cold. Hurry up and I'll go to the kitchen and bring you a bowl of sesame seeds to cook."
After Hong Mei said this, her face turned red, and she immediately lowered her head and ran towards the kitchen.
When these brothers saw Hong Mei's blushing face, they all burst into laughter, with a very pleasant feeling. From then on, we walked all the way, ate and drank, and the whole condition recovered very well.
It is full of vitality and vitality.
the next morning.
I arrived at the company directly on time and went to work.
In fact, to be precise, I arrived directly on time at Gu Yiman's place to check in, because Gu Yiman basically went out for shopping every day. I had already said hello to the driver the day before yesterday, so this was considered
An important job for me, anyway, I am following Gu Yiman.
Gu Yiman often sits here and gets on the bus 10 minutes later. Now as long as you tell me, I will arrange it with full benefits. Of course, I will also let Gu Yiman get in the car in advance and be there on call.
That kind of.
It is a natural arrangement for Gu Yiman's life so that my salary can rise in a hurry. Therefore, my mind must be flexible and my hands and feet must be quick. If you follow the ancient sayings about palace fighting, I am a god.
The same personal servant who exists.
I often try to please Gu Yiman. I often tell some interesting jokes to Gu Yiman. I make Gu Yiman feel comfortable and like her happily. She also respects me very much. So I
The tips you can get are getting more and more every day.
Of course, I had a little secret, but Gu Yiman finally discovered it, and Gu Yiman finally discovered that I was a girl.
That day I entered her room and she was changing clothes. I immediately wanted to move out, but Gu Yiman immediately spoke calmly.
"What's there to hide from? Don't you have what I have?"
"don't know."
"Hey, Jiujiu, I actually knew it a long time ago. I was actually very puzzled at the time. You look like a white-faced scholar, and my skin is so rosy, and you have the same figure, even if you wear these loose black clothes.
The suit, however, still smells like a woman, so please stop talking about it, and I won't make irresponsible remarks to others. It's not easy for a girl to come out and make a living like this."
After I heard this sentence, I immediately felt flattered and often breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yes, madam, you are the real one among us. You are the most unique one in this world. And being able to be with my madam and help her is also my good fortune in this long-difficult life."
Gu Yiman sat there looking at his lipstick and looking at me through the mirror.
"If I can help you for a long time, it is also because you have given me a lot of favor. However, yesterday Ouyang Jin came to me and asked you to go over and help him do something. I did not agree or agree at the time, but
Well, I want to know what you are thinking. After all, you are from a girl's family, so I have to pay attention to you. If it is a boy, then forget it."
Now that the other party already knew my identity, I stopped being coy and I lowered my head and spoke sincerely.
"Thank you madam for your kindness. I know that if I follow Ouyang Jin, I will inevitably learn a lot. But it is inevitable that there will be a lot of fights. Maybe one day my life will go directly to heaven.
, However, I think it would be better to go with my wife and enjoy the world. Even if Ouyang Jin really does something to bring me there, I don't plan to go."
My words made Gu Yiman burst into laughter.
Of course I won't tell her what's in my heart. In fact, I already understand that many things are really just talking about people in person, and they are talking nonsense. So in this case, if I really tell her
If I have a heart-to-heart relationship with that person, I might be able to sell it someday.
Gu Yiman felt extremely happy when she saw me praising her so much. She was so elated that she immediately took out another 6 yuan from her backpack and handed it to my hand.
Of course, I was also in a very happy mood. I earned these 6 yuan just by opening my mouth.
In the car, Gu Yiman asked me again.
"Jiujiu, I just heard that you are awesome, and I heard that you often make the headlines, and everything seems very interesting. How on earth can you do this?"
I also lowered my head and smiled, taking a sideways shot.
"Actually, madam, you really flattered me too much. It was just a joke. However, it was just some of my usual joking things. I didn't expect that everyone would notice it so quickly. It was just a small joke.
Just kidding."
Gu Yiman also said: "Actually, I also think this is good. My life used to be the same uneventful every day. It was really boring, and there wasn't anything special or new. But what?
, since you followed me, you have become a lot more happy. Besides, you are also a girl, so I have become more relaxed. From now on, I will leave everything to you.
"
"Madam, actually I am going to have more fun than you. This is like adding some blessings to me."
When I looked at her like this today, I saw that it was different from her usual state. Gu Yiman usually looked like a glamorous person, but I didn't expect that she was sighing today. I don't know why.
I just thought to myself with a faint movement in my heart.
"Why does it seem like something is wrong with Gu Yiman today? What happened again?"
"Jiujiu, in fact, for a girl, your art of speaking is already very good. It's a pity that you didn't go to sing on stage. With your appearance and your eloquence, it's easy to become a character.
of!"
Gu Yiman said again and sighed again.
"Actually, I was just an opera singer. You also know that in the eyes of others, us opera singers are just one of the three religions. In fact, what is the difference between us and you guys who are doing errands and doing errands? You
Don't look at us singing these operas charmingly on the stage. In fact, so many fans are cheering for us. To put it bluntly, we are just babbling and singing these golden dicks on the stage. In fact, we are not doing it to amuse people.
Is it a pleasure? What is the difference between us now and those people? We are just caged birds now, fishes in the water have no freedom at all. I don’t feel how glamorous our industry is!"
I looked at her like this and saw that she was quiet, so I immediately went to say something.
"Actually, the difference is really big. Let me tell you, you can also buy a lot of things. You can also buy all kinds of gold and silver jewelry that you like. You can buy anything. It's great!"
At this time, the car stopped at a jewelry store. I quickly got out of the car and ran over to help Gu Yiman open the door. The two of us walked to the jewelry store one after the other.
When Gu Yiman first entered the store, he greeted others.
"Do you have a new product coming to your business here? I haven't come here to buy it for a long time. I want it to be the latest and most popular one."
Boss Liu of the gold and silver jewelry store seems to be a very smart person, with a very shrewd look on his face.
After seeing us come in, he pretended to be surprised and ran over with joy.
He nodded and bowed his head.
"Oh my, look, isn't this our much-anticipated Mr. Gu? Your arrival can only make our little shop shine. I'm so rude. Hurry up and have a nice cup of tea inside."
Withering, we have new and good products on the shelves recently!"
Gu Yiman smiled slightly.
"Isn't that right? Even if you still call me Mr. Gu here, in fact, even I have forgotten it. It seems that it is better to have old friends. I am also nostalgic. Let me see what you have done recently.
The best quality comes from home, I will give you a good compliment today."