I smiled faintly and said in an understatement. Generally speaking, when a hero appears, his glorious image gradually emerges. Now I have to use context to express my glorious image: "The one who killed four of them is far away."
The horizon is right in front of me, and that's my cat Jiujiu!" I looked at Jin'er proudly, and Jin Chang almost wanted to cover his eyes with his hands. Are what I said really so terrible?
But as soon as I said this, everyone in the audience was stunned. Ah Liu, Ah Qi, Wu Ma, and Ah Fang, who had just questioned my bragging, were so shocked that they almost tore off their jaws and couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear. They were so shocked,
I think it is understandable, because after all, I once killed Liu Xun single-handedly, so it shouldn't be a legend that I could kill wolves and capture tigers and leopards based on this experience.
Mr. Wang pondered: "On the territory of Chaozhou Club, there are actually jackals, tigers and leopards. Are they a group? Are they also going to fight against our sect?"
The bull is going further and further, so Jintang must pull the bull back and say: "Father, please don't be impulsive. The ins and outs of this matter are not yet completely clear. If we send a sect to rashly fight with Caozhou
The confrontation between the people in the club will only cause more trouble. We might as well wait for Mao Jiujiu to finish and we will make another decision. Fortunately, they all came back safely." I looked at Na Jintang gratefully, and he told my story
Get back on track.
Ah Liu cupped his fists and said: "Old man, we are just waiting for your order. Brothers, we will definitely get things done smoothly, simply."
Mr. Wang patiently sat back on the stool and said to me: "Keep talking."
"Yes!" I accepted the order: "Bai Wei and I were hiding under a big tree at that time. Bai Wei had already fainted. I knew that a fierce battle was inevitable. I was quick to think, and happened to be next to me.
There was a cave. I hid her in a cave and covered her body with leaves to make her feel as if she didn't exist. This was what the legendary chameleon did. At the same time, I told myself in my heart that I must
Protect Bai Wei at the right time. Bai Wei is related to the reputation of our sect. No matter how small the sect's affairs are, it is more important than my life. No matter how cheap you and I are, we can't compare..."
Mr. Wang seemed a little uncomfortable with my non-committal way of speaking. Because I deliberately used this way, because I felt that I really couldn't make up the story anymore, and I wanted to run back and sleep. Jintang seemed to be too
Seeing a dilemma I faced, he actually didn't help me. Instead, like a loyal fan, he listened to me with interest and continued to tell the story.
But hearing such nonsense at this juncture, Mr. Wang couldn't sit still. Moreover, he didn't seem to want to sleep yet, and he still had the desire to listen to the story. He shouted unhappily: "Get to the point!"
Under the eager expectations of a group of people, I didn’t want to disappoint everyone, so I could only continue to make up the story: "It was too late, but it was too soon, and the jackal, black tiger and leopard killed other people who were fishing in the blink of an eye. I secretly
Thinking about it, it must be unclear whether these four people are humans or ghosts. Even if I, Mao Jiujiu, drink alcohol and am full of courage, and I have Tongtian martial arts, it is difficult to tell the winner. As the saying goes, even Hua Mulan can bend and stretch when she is alive. I had a flash of inspiration,
I gave him a plan of retreating to advance and defense to attacking. I didn’t believe that I couldn’t capture them. Anyway, Bai Wei had been hidden by me. At that time, I was thinking that even if I killed them, they would be arrested by the government.
Report the crime, even if I fled to other places, but Bai Wei still woke up and escaped the disaster safely, which is not in vain for the chivalry of the rivers and lakes! The so-called chivalry of the rivers and lakes means repaying kindness and resentment.
Complain..." My story-telling style is like that of a storyteller in a tea room, which is so cloudy that it is so airtight that I can't see the clouds. I feel dizzy when I talk about it myself, not to mention that the audience who is listening is even more confused.
They are even more doubtful.
From the corner of my eye, I saw Mr. Wang’s wine glass in the air. When I finished saying this, he held two peanuts in his right hand and poured them into his mouth with relish. Wu Ma was so frightened that she wished she could hold hands with Ah Fang to relieve the pain.
Inner fear.
Na Jintang is definitely my confidant. If there were gongs and drums at this time, he would definitely beat the gongs and drums, "Clang, Clang... Clang, Clang", and use a Peking Opera accent to sing a long tune: "So what?"
I stood up from the stool, surrounded each of them, and looked at each of their faces. This was on the eve of the story. Each of them looked at me for three seconds, and came to Mr. Wang.
In front of me, I grabbed a peanut without any scruples and chewed it into my mouth.
The atmosphere at the scene has achieved the effect I wanted.
Smiling without shaking his head, he made a circle with both hands: "God help me, there is a big wooden box next to me by some strange combination. It seems like God is deliberately helping me. This big wooden box happens to be not too big or too small, just right."
It was enough for me to hide. I just slipped away and got into the big wooden box..."
………
"The cover was covered with thick wooden boards, and the sound of fighting outside the box stopped. As the last scream fell, the entire grove really fell into silence. I heard that scream came from
The last middle-aged man of the angler. But I immediately guessed the ending of the middle-aged man, and I secretly regretted it. I just found out that he actually caught five big fish. It stands to reason that he can have a delicious meal tonight, but it is a pity that God’s will
In this way. Although we don't know each other, it can be regarded as a formality. An upright hero can also be regarded as a good man who stands up to heaven and earth. He died here in vain. I carefully counted and found that she did not see the calendar when she went out.
The calendar must remind him that it is not easy for him to go out today. If he had not gone out today, he would not have died in vain today. It is indeed not worth it. It seems that we have not learned from our ancestors well, but now is not the time to be sad. At this time
, when I was risking my life, I put my ear against the wooden box board and listened carefully. I only heard the sound of footsteps approaching me quietly, getting closer and closer, and I was already in front of me...
…
I definitely couldn't tell them what I did today that was so disgraceful. I remember that I was dodging left and right, panicking and not escaping the pursuit of those people. I definitely couldn't tell them, my heart was beating so hard with fear.
Such a thing.
Everyone calmly continued to listen to me bragging about my glorious deeds.
"... I usually have nothing to do, but I heard the footsteps of these four people getting closer and closer... Damu Township was suddenly opened, and I only felt a white light flashing in front of my eyes. It was a moment of life and death. I could only use my hands to support me. Cat
Jiujiu is an original hidden weapon - the heavy rain makes the pear blossoms and the mountains and rivers turn red."
Ah Qi, who was sitting next to her, was frowning all the time. When she heard this, she couldn't help but ask: "What pear blossoms...it rained heavily and the pear blossoms all over the country turned red? What is that?"
I smiled slightly and walked over to Ah Qi, pretending to be mysterious and said: "Heroes in the world, everyone has his or her own secret weapon and title. I'm sorry, my Mao Jiujiu's unique secret weapon is my Five Thunder Warriors."
, soaring to the sky and falling to the ground, with tens of thousands of troops, commanding the magic soldiers, raising the flag and making urgent moves... as urgent as the law, mummy, mummy, sharp fire, thunder and lightning..."
Na Jinchang kept coughing, suppressed his coughing, and said in a low voice with a straight face: "Mao Jiujiu, please tell me about your unique hidden weapon. This is not the time to play dice in the casino."
I heard his prompt and knew that I had strayed off topic again, so I coughed to cover up my embarrassment. I saw Mr. Wang out of the corner of my eye and laughed so hard that my face almost turned red.
Old Zombie, I laughed to myself again.
I returned to a very serious expression again and smiled like a flower: "Mr. Wang, I saw the heavy rain and the pear blossoms turned red all over the country. This is my unique plan. With this alone, I can defeat the powerful enemy's tricks and make them invisible."
The enemy is in great chaos, and all the bosses are very knowledgeable. You may not like this gadget, but it is a magic weapon that can save my cat's life for a long time."
Ah Qi asked with admiration and admiration on his face: "Can you tell us what this is?"
My eyes shone brightly and I said mysteriously: "This is not some gold or silver treasure. These are the three tricks that I, the cat, have used to save my life after traveling around the world for decades. I will share them with you today."
General Ah Liu said doubtfully: "So powerful? Is it the Yan Shisan Pear Blossom Rainstorm Needle that has been lost for a long time in the world?"
"Wrong!" I rejected his conjecture: "The first name is called Seeing Flowers in the Smoke and Moon in the Water."
"Seeing flowers in the mist, moon in the water?"
I smiled half-heartedly and said: "You can see flowers in the mist and the moon in the water. When I was walking in the rivers and lakes, I met a strange man who gave me a pack of powerful chili powder. In times of crisis, I took the double charm in desperation.
Eyes that confuse one's mind are the best escape methods in the world. Don't underestimate this little red pepper powder. It is rare to see it every ten years and only one or two in a hundred years." I continued to brag about this.
The story is nonsense told by a drunken man with a beard, and with the addition of my interpretation, it seems to be true.
Wu Ma asked in confusion: "Isn't chili powder used for cooking? Can it also be used as a weapon?"
I smiled and stretched out two fingers to her and shook them: "No, you are using them for cooking. Mine is a unique hidden weapon. If you eat chili peppers, it is not the other chili peppers. Mine is called seeing flowers in the smoke."
The corner of Mr. Wang's mouth twitched. He was sitting in Jintang seriously, his face was slightly red. I knew he was about to suffer from internal injuries. I didn't bother to pay attention to him. You would have him suffer enough.
Wu Ma continued to ask: "Oh, it's so powerful! What kind of powerful weapon is the second one?"
I raised my head and laughed loudly: "The second thing is that after I traveled around the world, I met a famous doctor from Inner Mongolia. One day he actually gambled with me. I was really lucky that day. I killed everyone in the world and left no trace of him alive.
, in the end, in desperation, he only used the last formula to make a bet. Sorry, I still won, and I got his formula. It turned out to be a powerful drug! It doesn’t mean that I can’t leave the toilet within half a day, and I can’t poop.
The sky is dark and the earth is dark, and my heart is broken and I will never give up. This is the best prescription in the world for healing people. He temporarily told me that I must use it with caution, use it with caution!"
Ah Qi exclaimed: "There are countless strange people in this world. If you have the chance, please tell me something about this recipe."