A few days ago I received good news that Na Miantang would be invited by the village chief to attend a banquet hosted by the village landlords today. It is estimated that it will take half a day. As long as he is not present, I can finally collect my protection fee.
Gambling has been very popular in our country recently. There are many forms of gambling, all of which are simple gambling methods, such as throwing stones, guessing matchsticks, etc. The gambling capital is always food, and we are not interested in other things.
The sun was shining brightly, and the dean's mother was out. Axiang and Tianshi were basically helpless against us children, so they turned a blind eye and went out to drink wine secretly. Therefore, it was a good day to play games.
I continued to put up wooden boards at the entrance to the patio of my property, and placed a straw vegetable basket on top of it. I wrote in a square shape: "When you pass by, leave money to buy money; if you don't have money, you gamble."
Officials and deputies rebelled against the people.
Today, it is particularly strict. Anyone who wants to go to the hut has to go through this road, forcing the poor people A Wu Lu and Xiao Ma Liu to go up Liangshan. This pair of weak and strong brothers and sisters tried to cross without food, but we bumped into each other.
There was a perfect tacit understanding. Ah Wu donkey flew to the left, and Xiao Ma Liu ran wildly to the right. In fact, they ignored that Brother Gui was second only to Mian Tang in skill, and Brother Gui hit Ah Wu donkey first with an elbow, and Xiao Ma Liu was knocked down.
Behind Ma Liu, none of the punches or kicks from Brother Gui landed. Unable to parry the flying kicks, Ma Liu cleverly held his head and squatted down: "Spare your life, old cat."
Brother Gui effortlessly grabbed the pony Liu with his left hand, and the five donkeys with his right hand, and carried him away. I said in a honeyed tone: "Why are you running? I want to keep fit. I'll give you food. Let's take a gamble."
Little brother."
Ah Wu Donkey said hurriedly, "Sister Cat, we can't bet on you."
Xiao Ma Liuyou's face spread and he started to smile, "Mao Da, what's the point of winning the bet?"
I revealed the mystery of gambling: "Toss a stock, and if you win, the roast rabbit is yours. If you lose, it's easy, I'll kick your ass. Which one do you choose?"
Xiao Ma Liu and Ah Wu donkey looked at each other, and they knew they would bet without guessing, because the rabbit roasted by Brother Gui was charred on the outside, tender on the inside, and fragrant. The two of them were obsessed with peeking at the rabbit meat. For two people who have been beaten all year round, this is
The bet is really a good deal.
Xiao Ma Liu's mouth was full of fluids and his throat was twitching. He swallowed hard and said, "Bet!" Ah Wu's stomach grumbled in unison.
Not far away, Rat One and Two Dogs were hiding under the corner like thieves. They poked their heads out from the corner, like moles stretching their necks to watch the gambling game that was about to begin. Four Chickens jumped up the tree nimbly, with a bitter look on their face.
Watching his brother kowtow in exchange for stickers; Pork San tried to hide his eyes under the pot lid, and the moving pot lid pressed against the wall; Niu Ba quietly stood beside a stone not far away, and a thick tree happened to hide his figure
, he now quietly becomes like a ghost.
The show is about to begin.
I picked up the bowl casually, turned the bowl around, and then slapped it on the ground: "Want a single? Do you want a pair?" I looked up at these two two-legged boys.
Everyone held their breath while the two men were making a difficult decision. The brothers on the tree, in the corner, and under the pot lid spoke up and enthusiastically helped them make their choice.
Shuyi raised his whole arm without hesitation: "It's just a single one!"
Ergouzi tried his best to raise his hands: "It's a pair! Double, double, double."
You Si Ji enthusiastically showed off his condescending advantage: "I saw it, believe me, it's a deal!"
Zhu Touzan used an overwhelming high-pitched voice. He had successfully moved to my upper left under the cover of the pot lid. I looked up at him. It was really uncomfortable. All that guy could do was shout a deafening high-pitched voice: "Double, double! Double!"
, drool, maybe even snot, all rained down on me.
I wiped my saliva and said, "What the hell are you doing here? Have you paid the protection fee?"
Zhu Tou San immediately showed an expression of amnesia, which was caused by Pony Six.
I'll give Xiao Ma another six, two, three seconds: "Three, two, one"
Xiao Ma Liu stood up in a hurry and said: "Single!"
I didn't give them a chance, so I quickly opened the bowl and threw it away after a quick glance. I couldn't tell the difference between joy and anger and shouted: "Oh my God! You two turtles are so lucky!", and I grabbed it at the same time.
The stock traders are so fast that these idiots can't see clearly. "You are so blessed!"
Black and white! Because even if they win now, they still have no proof, and the stock has been copied back into my hands.
With a smile on my face, I stretched my legs and relaxed my muscles. Brother Gui maintained his appearance as a standard thug, and the two wolves walked towards the two sheep to be slaughtered.
At this time, Rat One, Two Dogs, and You Four Chickens wisely chose to go deaf and shrink; even the stupid Pig Tou knew how to stay away from the center of the storm immediately and retreated in small steps. This process did not affect the exchange of gloating looks between them.
In a very boring time, this scene is also happy.
The two sheep, Xiao Ma Liu and Ah Wu Donkey, finally realized that they might be beaten by Fatty, and they both collapsed on the ground.
I beamed beside them, smiling so brightly that they were surprised that the orphanage's leader was so bright: "I told you, I opened a double leopard."
The result is that both parties are happy: I don't like to save energy very much and kick the two brothers' butts "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9"
Even so, the two of them were in pain and happiness, because they happily grabbed the meat and ate it in big mouthfuls, feeling vividly from hell to heaven, "It's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious."
The three pigs watched with saliva dripping. I waved my hand, and Brother Gui spread the remaining rabbit meat on the stone. The quickest reaction to this was that Er Gouzi pounced on it: "Thank you, old cat!"
Zhu Tousan used his butt to push away the brothers who were trying to grab the food, and grabbed a big lump with great precision. Zhu Bajie swallowed the peaches alive and performed a show, which made him straighten his neck and stare.
"Don't rob, don't rob, we all have a share." You Siji actually acted like a civilized person, because it took him some time to get out from under the tree.
These bastards squatted, sat, and stood, eating like a storm.