Chapter 209 The red snake and the white monkey have existed since ancient times
After Mr. Wang carefully arranged all this, he let Na Jintang go all out to do things, and he began to truly enjoy family life.
When Na Jintang and I came back from outside, the old man and Xiao Ma Liu were laughing and joking. Xiao Ma Liu used all kinds of tricks to make the old man happy.
The old man saw us standing at the door, come over and wave: "Come back for a drink of tea, Mao Jiujiu, come on, do you know that you guys are really like naughty monkeys, you just finished playing basketball
, and you want to learn something else from me, like a Zhu Bajie who lost his watermelon and picked up sesame seeds..."
When I saw how crazy Xiao Ma Liu and the others were, I had no way of treating him as a stern club boss, but as a truly kind old man who had retired from the world.
Pig Tou San appeared out of nowhere, with a green flowery hat on his head. He was really squirming like a live pig waiting to be slaughtered. The pig screamed at home: "I am a good young man from Italy. If you ask me to follow
If the old man learns from you, his achievements will never be lower than any of yours." I'm afraid that pig's head will be full of nonsense and a knife will fall on the old man. Even though he has just quit the world, he is still the old man who makes people fear him. I'm afraid that he will
The pig head angered the old man, so I gritted my teeth and ordered: "Three pig heads, enough is enough, don't scare the old man..."
The pig-headed justice didn't take it seriously and twisted his thick waist: "The old man has a true temperament. I like people like the old man the most. He is not as cruel as outsiders say. I think the old man is the kindest in the world, right?
Old man."
Zhu Tou San did not forget to ask the old man his questions.
The old man waved his hand to me and said: "It doesn't matter, they are all children. How can there be so much airs and how can you like it no matter how you look at it." Listening to the old man's praise, Zhu Tou San and Xiao Ma Liu became even more crazy and couldn't help but snicker at me.
Instead of looking at the Jintang next to the old man from time to time to disrupt their progress, they must know that the role they can play cannot be ignored.
Only Niu Ba's face was not very good-looking. Ever since what he said last night did not arouse everyone's attention for a while, he felt depressed. He thought that for a smart person like him, this kind of blow would be fatal.
So he looked at me from time to time, and not only looked at the old man's face, the whole state looked awkward and frustrated.
I looked at them in a mess. I felt a little embarrassed in it, but I didn’t know what to do. Najintang resolved this crisis for me. He said to the little old man: "Old man, your body is just right. Don’t follow me during the recovery period."
These children play too much, and your health and recovery are the most important thing."
I also realized that this atmosphere was too lively, so I quickly smoothed things over and said: "Zhu Tou San, don't say it's such nonsense, Mr. Wang also wants to get more rest. If you are fooling around here, be careful with me..."
When I said this, it basically meant that I had already submitted the application, but when I saw my state, I started to ban them immediately.
After hearing this, Mr. Wang laughed loudly, waved his hands quickly and said: "Mao Jiujiu, don't scare these children. With them here, I feel like my life has returned to my childhood. How many years younger am I? Do you know what he can do?"
You told me a lot about your past."
I was stunned, turned my eyes to Xiao Ma Liu and the others, and sneered: "Well, I know that dogs can't spit out ivory. What did they say about me?"
"They said you..." Mr. Wang hesitated deliberately, and Ah Wulu quickly took over the topic: "We said you are good, you are our good brother, your good cat, you are the only one in the world! No.
There’s no fight you can’t win, there’s no song you can’t finish singing, and there’s no bullshit you can’t blow off.”
I gritted my teeth and said, "What do you mean by blown cowhide..." I seemed to think of the deception we had done, and I wanted to say something, but I held it back deeply.
In fact, the cunningest Xiao Ma Liu has a great desire to survive: "I didn't say anything, all the activity plans have nothing to do with you, and all the deception and abduction are what we ourselves asked for..."
The long black lines on my face looked like countless crows flying wildly over my head.
Mr. Wang's eyes sparkled: "Is there anything else about deception and abduction?"
Ergouzi said innocently: "I have also done something big. Maoda asked Brother Xiaoma Liu to hold my hand and let me stay under the roots of the imperial city. Then there were many kind-hearted people who couldn't stand in front of me.
I lost money, because how much could I sell for? The boss wanted to sell me at that time, mainly to find a good family and have a lot of food to eat. But in the end, the cat got the money. Then he dragged me away and had fun.
Oh..." Ergouzi said in one breath. He usually doesn't look like a dull child. I think his IQ has recovered a long time ago. I thought bitterly that the key is that his IQ is online!
When Er Gouzi's words came out, everyone could only say that it was good, or scratch their heads, or look here and there, as if the matter had nothing to do with them.
The old man said with great interest: "Who hasn't been there? Let me tell you that when I was younger than you, in my hometown, in a remote corner of the rural woods, I dug a hole in the ground with my bare hands and put the money in my pocket.
The apple shells were buried in this hole. I looked up at the blue sky, imagining that when I was as old as I am now, when I returned to my hometown and countryside at night, I would watch it grow into an apple tree.
."
You Four and the others have their own ingenuity: "Old man, weren't you smart when you lied to me when you were a kid? Don't you know it's impossible to find such a big tree?"
The old man smiled knowingly and said nothing more.
He Jintang helped me out of my embarrassing situation: "Oh, Mao Jiujiu and I have been busy all day, and now we are almost hungry. We just left. I heard that the nearest Zuixian Tower has opened. I heard that there
The food is incredibly delicious.”
Inviting me to dinner, especially when they heard about the good food, Xiao Ma Liu and the others went crazy. Zhu Tou San quickly stood up and shouted: "These are all good, I want to eat pan-fried steamed buns!"
Ah Wu Lu was unwilling to be the queen: "I have a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs."
Yousiji used his imagination: "Of course there is also fish-flavored Mapo tofu, pure and plus two big steamed buns!"
Niu Ba acted the most indifferent, but it didn't affect him. He walked towards the door enthusiastically and firmly while talking: "I think, I think my mother Wu's cooking is the most delicious. I have never tasted anything like this."
Delicious food." He has always been two-faced, the reporter thought, remembering to eat delicious food and not forgetting to flatter others.
While everyone was talking, they all walked towards the door. Na Jintang and I were left behind. I suddenly jumped a little and said, "Hey, why do you need to be so troublesome? I don't think it's a big deal if I cheat and kidnap you. You have
There is no mistake in killing Zhongliang, don't worry, I won't deceive ordinary people. I won't go if you want to go!"
Na Jintang couldn't help but laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh seriously, so he had to ask: "Are you serious that you don't want to go?" I was furious, maybe I couldn't make up my mind.
Na Jintang pulled me and said, "Let's go, let's go. I know you and the old man are in the fighting field. If you don't go, you will lose both the people and the battle." He pulled me up and left.
Inside Zuixian Tower.
Perhaps because it had just opened, the number of guests at this time was extremely lively. Because of Jintang, we were placed in the most luxurious room. I was placed between the old man and the Jintang, and the others sat on both sides.
Not long after, a table full of rich dishes was served, and we were eating and drinking while talking. Xiao Ma Liu and the others had long wanted to make a fuss, but with Mr. Wang present, he didn't dare to move or move, and I was here staring at them.
The people in Jintang worked hard to pick up food for us and Mr. Wang, and our left pockets were filled with mountains.
I quickly shouted: "Okay, I'm not a pig..."
The old man smiled: "Don't call you a pig, then I am not the pig's elder. This cannot be said. My future disciples and grandchildren are not piglets. Let's wait some time..."
I was stunned for a moment in embarrassment: "Huh?" Seeing that Mr. Wang must have pointed out something, I became a little embarrassed. But that heartless Jintang kept picking up food for us.
Na Jintang quickly came to the rescue: "Eat it while it's hot."
I nodded sheepishly, and Xiao Malu helped me pick up the food. He didn't say shyly, "Mao Da, hurry up and eat. Don't be polite with them. We will be a family soon."
I couldn't help but smile, rolled my eyes at Na Jintang, and quickly laughed at myself: "We are all brothers in the four seas, and we are all one family in the world, haha..."
Mr. Wang suddenly asked mysteriously: "Tell me, what do you belong to?"
I was shocked: "Is this any different?"
Mr. Wang patted Na Jintang on the shoulder: "The red snake and the white monkey have existed since ancient times. Heaven has created the earth for eternity. May you have many children and grandchildren and a long and prosperous family. If you want to be happy in the future, you must match your zodiac sign!"
Na Jintang knew that Mr. Wang was setting a bright red line between him and Mao Jiujiu, so he couldn't say it openly and used his own actions to resolve this embarrassing atmosphere.
Sure enough, the young and ignorant Yousiji fell into the trap. He pointed at me and said, "I remember that cats are born in the year of the monkey."
The old man will never miss this rhythmic operation: "Jin'er is indeed a snake, and I recognize that Bai Wei is also a monkey."
Na Jintang said deliberately: "Ah, I am a snake, I even forgot."
Pig Head Three, I used his pig brain at this time: "What if there is a snake and two monkeys? There is going to be a fight, but I believe that Mao Da, her kitchen knife is unparalleled in the world."
Ah Wu Donkey’s stupid IQ started to come online: “Is there any difference between these two monkeys? The two monkeys must be different!”
You Siji's head started to feel dizzy again: "They are all female monkeys."
I heard them talking more and more exaggeratedly, kicking Na Jintang under the table, kicking them again, rolling their eyes at them, pouring a glass of wine, stuffing their mouths with a big chicken drumstick: "Stop talking nonsense to me."
, give it to me quickly!”
Zhu Tou didn't understand what I meant at all. His stupid pig brain could never get off the line. He still gave full play to his performance and said: "Oh, Mao Da, I haven't finished speaking yet. Why did you seal my mouth with a chicken leg?"
?Aren’t I talking about your glorious deeds?”
I really couldn't listen anymore, so I suddenly raised my wine glass, interrupted Zhu Tousan's words, pointed the wine glass to Mr. Wang, and said sincerely: "You don't mind me, if you want all the netizens to have a good home, I, Mao Jiujiu, would like to thank you"
Old man." Before I could drink the wine, Jintang, you raised the wine glass in your hands at the same time, and joined me in seriously respecting the old man: "Father, I would like to thank you for your many years of upbringing and education. I
Let’s toast the old man with Mao Jiujiu.”
"anything else?"
I sensed that Jintang might be talking about a serious topic, or that the old man was formally proposing marriage. I was very confused, so I quickly turned to the wine glass in my hand and offered it to the old man. I stood up and said, "And I want to toast you three glasses, one glass."
Isn’t that enough? If you want to have three drinks with us.”
Na Jintang stopped me and said, "Don't let me resist you and go back later." I shook him off and grabbed my sleeves and said, "No problem, losers don't lose the formation."