Well, Mr. Wang looks like a child when he is angry.
It turned out that he was the one who was angry with me. When we came back later, he was in such an unhappy mood. It turned out that he wanted to go with us. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but think: "Old man, we will meet you next time."
As for you, let’s just say that you came back from studying in Europe and are well-informed. You must have gained more enthusiasm earlier than us. You don’t know how delicious the sesame biscuits there are and how wonderful the mutton dance there is. When will we
Let's go together. I'll make sure you have a happy meal." I coaxed Mr. Wang.
Mr. Wang's expression relaxed at this time, and her eyebrows opened. It seemed that he got the lollipop in my hand, and he suddenly let himself go: "Of course I must go, don't you know the path I'm taking?"
Have you walked on more bridges than you? Do others do the same thing after I eat? When are you going? Invite me to come with you, and you can also invite Xiao Ma Liu and the others."
Seeing Mr. Wang's cheerful look, I immediately relaxed.
I blinked at him: "Forget it about Xiao Ma Liu and the others. They may not be able to use your discernment. I heard Xiao Ma say again that since he came back, you have been telling stories every day. All their stories are...
After telling them, they will go find others and tell you the stories after hearing them. The stories they kept in the box are all gone, so what else do you want them to do, eat and drink?"
Mr. Wang's face turned upside down, he suddenly became unhappy and said with a dark cloud: "I don't care, I don't care, they have to follow me anyway, it's fun to have them around, bring a few basketballs with you at any time, we can play a few games at any time,
That’s called life.”
I looked at Mr. Wang with a puzzled face. Mr. Wang was getting farther and farther away from the image I had imagined. He was no longer the old Lake knight who raised his sword and struck the rivers and lakes with pleasure. Instead, he was the youthful and brilliant young man who could go anywhere, anytime.
An old man who wants to eat sweets.
I thought to myself, this old idiot's IQ has dropped off again.
Lao Zhonggua said to me meaningfully: "I heard that Bai Wei is coming back soon. When will you two settle the matter with that Jintang? Our family has not been lively for a long time. Two sedans were lined up at the same time.
Our family is going to be prosperous again!”
I was stunned for a moment and looked at him blankly: "What does it mean to be a spoiled child? What does it mean to work together with that Jintang?"
Mr. Wang said with a smile: "That's when Jintang married you two. This is called double happiness. I will be able to hold my grandson at this time next year."
My scalp immediately grew bigger. It turned out that this old zombie was actually calculating these things. Up to now, he is still thinking about our double happiness. Bah, bah, bah. He must be thinking too well. You can make this girl
Are you willing? How can he pick up such a bargain? This girl, I quit.
I didn't get angry with him. I showed no signs of being alarmed and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, old man, but will you still tell me?"
The old man paused. It seems that this old guy is still pretending: "You know something, Jin'er never said anything to me?"
I showed a bright smile: "I told Na Jintang that if he dares to marry another woman, I will let him be a eunuch. My menu has been polished long ago and has never been used. If he doesn't want to be a eunuch
If..." I deliberately left half a sentence unsaid.
The old man's face had fallen, and his face was gloomy and uncertain: "So what?"
I held my head high, as if it were inviolable, with all the pride and dignity written on my face. I would never allow others to trample on it easily, even if Jintang said so.
.I put my hands on my hips and said with a smile, walking calmly as if nothing had happened: "Then I will seal a red envelope, and it will be a very big red envelope for the couple. I wish them well."
They are happy, everything goes as they wish, and they will have a baby soon."
"Then what……"
"Then the mountains are high and the rivers are far away. We will see each other indefinitely. Goodbye and never see each other again."
"...I have a lot of money."
"You throw money at me, I don't care, but there is no room for discussion on this matter. Let me know after you have finished discussing it." After that, I turned around and left the door.
"Hey..." the old man shouted anxiously.
I turned around and looked at him calmly, wanting to see what other tricks he had to say.
Mr. Wang said with great reluctance: "You two can come in at the same time regardless of your age, and you will still get a considerable will from me. But under the premise, you can't stop Bai Wei from giving birth to a grandson for me."
I almost threw my head back and laughed. This old idiot was so obsessed with it, as if I couldn't enter his house. Doesn't this mean that I really live in his house all the time? It's too pretentious. I suddenly felt very sad.
Wanting to tease him: "Why don't she be older than me?"
The old man was startled, and there was no room for discussion. His expression said: "What can Bai Wei do to make her a little girl? The two of them have been dating since childhood. According to the marriage matchmaker, this is absolutely impossible."
"It stands to reason that there is no distinction between big and small, so should Bai Wei be called elder sister? Or younger sister? Where will he sleep every night that day? Go to her room at 1:35, and come to my place at 2:46? Think about these men
It's really pitiful. Those who are being squeezed by us don't want anything. So there is no need to discuss it anymore. I officially inform you that they can continue to be together for a hundred years without worrying about my harassment. There is no place in the world that I have visited.
, my cat Jiujiu is no longer with me, I’m leaving, goodbye.”
"return……"
After I finished teasing him, I laughed secretly in my heart. How could this old zombie Guagua be my opponent? But I was wrong. During our excellent negotiation, he showed wisdom, because he immediately killed
A trump card came out.
He shouted loudly behind me: "I'll tell you when I get back, Jintang will have to deal with a difficult matter tomorrow - the Heyun Cao Gang. If you want to go with him, if this matter is dealt with, we can go back to work again."
Let’s continue the discussion.”
My running steps up the stairs suddenly stopped. This cunning old man really knew that I wanted to go. Like a master fisherman, he put down a long fish, and I couldn't help but bite the bait.
I stood in front of the stairs: "I won't go to such a dangerous thing, and I won't go with the money. Now that the world is at peace, I want to have fun. Wherever you like to go, it has nothing to do with me."
None. Then Jintang is a master in fighting. When he comes back, I will play with him again when I have free time."
Mr. Wang definitely didn’t believe what I said. He said straightforwardly: "I heard that he brought two good guys with him. Maybe there will be something fun. And I promised that as long as I help Na Jintang complete this
I will definitely give three small yellow croakers to each person who does this."
Three small yellow croakers are equivalent to a market price of 100,000. Especially now that prices are in chaos and currency depreciation, gold reserves are even more important. If these three small yellow croakers are involved, Xiaoma and them will no longer want to
Subject to others.
"When will it be given after the work is completed?" My desire was impulsive, and I couldn't help but put forward my request.
"Before you go, please make a deposit of 100 yuan in silver notes. After everything is done, if you can come back alive, you can cash in the three small yellow croakers, and it will definitely not be delayed until the next day."
"Come back alive?" I questioned this sentence: "Do you mean that this road is very dangerous, full of difficulties, and there is a risk of losing your life?"
"The Heyun Cao Gang has no contact with the outside world, and we don't know what happened to them. If you want to sneak into their gang, you must not only have a good fighter, but also a guy who can run away, and more importantly.
Sometimes my brain is cunning enough, and I have the instinct to save my life and escape. I have found so many people, and it seems that you are the only one who fits this requirement - good at fighting, quick to escape, and also selfish." Mr. Wang said harshly at this time,
He looked at me with a confident look on his face.
I gently clapped my palms to express my approval: "The old man is indeed the feared old man, but I have a condition. Since you make me so important, then I still have room and room for negotiation.
Because it depends on my mood. If I’m in a good mood, I don’t want a penny; if I’m in a bad mood, I’ll add two more small yellow croakers.”
The old man also smiled and said: "So how are you feeling now? Or are you in a bad mood?"
This is our negotiation skill. If you want more money, of course you have to make urgent demands. Then you will fall into your own trump card prematurely. If you want to lead others by the nose, you have to be silent and silent.
Talk about the requirements, this is the most perfect plan.
The old man's brows were completely raised. "Panasonic, well, he and I both know very well why we still need to talk about this kind of word game, but there are some words on the table that are better not to be said. There is no such thing as a cat catching a mouse."
He was caught in two moves. There must have been several twists and turns during the period to realize the value of this matter.
I bet he knew it, but I also bet he wouldn't say it himself. Otherwise, his ability to condone evil was extraordinary. He stroked the water glass on the table and blew a few leisurely breaths. In fact, the tea was
When he was warmed up, he had done enough acting on stage, and done enough acting like an elder. He coughed lightly, and then he spoke.
"Well, well, are you in a bad mood now?"
I smiled and said to him: "Anyone who heard what I just said must be in a bad mood, let alone my cat Jiujiu. Not only is I in a bad mood, but I am in a terrible mood. Once I am in a terrible mood,
When I have money, I usually open my eyes to money. This world is really amazing and money is a good thing. But if I don’t have enough money, I will be in a bad mood. So I may not be able to do things so easily." I said enough.
Straightforward.
"Yeah, 4 small yellow croakers."
"5."
"4."
"Six sticks." What bothers me the most about his grinding is that he can smash me to death with hundreds of sticks tomorrow, but he wants to bargain with me here. I really don't know if he is kidding me.
The old man twitched the corner of his mouth and continued to insist: "Four, pay for one in advance before leaving."
I really wanted to turn around and leave, but for the sake of the five small yellow croakers, I decided not to retreat even an inch. I gritted my teeth and stared at him: "Seven, give me one before I leave."
The old man also stood up, walked up to me, twisted his neck and said angrily: "Four, four, just four!"
We are facing each other, like a red rooster with a red neck, but we are trying to formally suppress each other with words. The one with the loudest voice wins: "Eight sticks, eight sticks, I will give you eight sticks!"
The two of us were on the verge of breaking out, staring at each other. Mother Wu and Sister Fang were hiding in the kitchen and shivering. They didn’t dare to get angry, and they didn’t dare to come out to break up the fight. They looked so smart. But things that are not smart are complicated.
A Niu, a grass-fed worker, had something to do. He scratched the wall and wanted to come out.
He asked the old man tremblingly: "It's time for the old man to take medicine."
"roll!"
"roll!"
The two of us said in unison. Aniu ran faster than a rabbit, and when he reached the door, he stumbled and fell.
"Five! There's no way to get one more." The old man shouted loudly.