It was really awkward to have only one bed in the room. I asked Na Jintang: "What arrangements do you have for this issue?" I said as I walked towards the bed. Of course, I was not allowed to sleep on this bed. Is there anything else?
His share?
Since this guy is not built, especially as fast as a cheetah, he continues to occupy territory quickly, and now takes off his clothes and falls asleep on the bed, accompanied by a fake snoring that everyone can hear.
sound.
Really, like a pig, I have seen thick-skinned people, but I have never seen such a shameless person. While sleeping, he also rolled up the entire bed cover, leaving only an empty space for me, which means that this empty space should be
This is the place where I want to sleep. Should we sleep in the same bed tonight? I think it is impossible. This is simply immoral and it is really impossible.
I kept trying to kick him away, but he couldn't move at all. No matter how hard I pushed him, I couldn't push him down. Not only that, he also clung to the bedding as if it was a dog-skin plaster on the wall. It was not a dog-skin plaster, it was
Mixed with the bed, I never expected that I just went to the pavilion in the building to go alone. How could a brave person become like a street gangster now?
Is this still the little boss of Jintang that I knew? No, he is simply not a person. He is now a devil. I am really a devil, a devil without any scale.
I think this is the most powerful guttural sound made by the devil: "Get out of here quickly. I'll count to three. If you don't get down after three times, don't blame me for being rude. You are also a grown man, why do you want to take advantage?"
You should sleep on the floor. The one who slept on the bed, can you show your gentlemanly behavior? Has the dog taken him away?"
He lazily stretched out his head from the bed, half-lidded eyes in a very comfortable manner, and breathed heavily: "It is absolutely non-negotiable. Aren't you lucky at night on the mountain? They only prepared this undefeated game for us. It's completely
It’s just for us as a young couple. Look at this rich red one, embroidered with a pair of mandarin ducks. It’s still pink. It’s just for us to happily sleep in bed and have a good dream. Come on.
Come on, baby! You can’t live up to other people’s expectations..."
I swallowed hard. I couldn't solve him with force, I could only persuade him with a letter.
I frowned, with a sad face, and tried my best to keep my inner secret secret: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, generally speaking, I have nightmares at night. When I have nightmares, they are very scary. At that time, if I
If you dream of eating watermelon, you may not believe it. It is the watermelon under my hand. I am afraid that I will not be able to control it. For example, if I dream about me at night when I am fighting with others, maybe I
I will kick your head like a ball. You are the little boss among us, and I am not responsible for this. Now you are afraid, if you are afraid, get out of here!"
"...But I'm not afraid. I'm mainly afraid of the cold..." This guy is really a pig and is not afraid of boiling water. No matter how hard you try, you can't persuade him.
I was really speechless looking at him here. It seems that the only way to solve this problem is by force.
I picked up a water bottle with hot water in it. I pointed the bottle at him and asked him with a smile: "How is it? The most beautiful thing is that you are not interested. If you continue to look at it, it will be terrible. It will definitely make your skin bruise."
, the pain is unforgettable, the pain is unforgettable, and I will remember him for the rest of my life. Do you want to leave this thing to me for you? And don’t worry, my craftsmanship is very good, it will definitely be accurate and stable, and it will definitely make you feel extraordinary enjoyment. Oops,
Sorry, I just heard that this boiled water has just come out, so it shouldn’t be very painful, but why is it so hot when you drink it? It’s really a wonderful thing.”
After I finished saying this, I felt very proud and used the wine bottle to demonstrate to him. I deliberately lowered my voice to tell him that I was not joking. I would do whatever I said, not me.
Jiu will definitely finish this thing.
This guy didn't seem worried at all. He seemed to be deliberately showing off himself: "Oh, my little kitten, you did this, but it's hard to murder your husband. Who was it when you were making castles in the air upstairs just now?
Help you to break through the barrier? Just now, I helped you save the day from danger? How can you be so ungrateful when you forget this little effort so quickly? I am your forever husband." What he said was always one thing after another, basically.
There is no way to refute, and he still gives you a bright and innocent smile. It feels like it is just a joke and cannot be taken seriously.
Then he suddenly opened the bedclothes, smiled rebelliously and cynically: "Don't be soft this time."
It seems that this guy is really a dead pig who is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. I have seen strong winds and waves, but I am afraid that I can’t cure you, a little Jiujiu.
So I used all my strength, took a deep breath, mounted my horse, and unleashed an invincible shock wave. I gritted my teeth and didn't care, and pushed him to the bed with all my strength. While pushing, I shouted to get out of here.
He was like a tiger on the mountain, and he didn't move at all. My whole body was sweating profusely from the heat, and then I lay next to me like a dead dog, panting constantly, and while panting, I weakly shouted: "Get out of here."
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He actually enjoyed it so much that he flipped it over and over like a magazine. It was just showing off. I couldn't do anything about it. I couldn't fight or write, so what should I do?
There is no other way. It's already late at night and I'm so sleepy that I can't stop yawning. I might fall asleep as soon as I fall on the bed. What else can I do? Compromise.
For me, who is smart, proposing another plan is the only solution. I sharpened my knife and said to him: "You have no problem if you want to be here, but we have to sweat and technology has nothing to do with it, and the river will not invade the well."
Water. Pull a rope between us, with a jingle on the rope. No one can cross the other. If you cross the other, you will have to accept the maximum punishment from the other. Whether you agree to do it or not, this is the only chance given to you.
Cover half of each person, no more, no less. The direction of the bed is that you sleep on the outside and I sleep on the inside. We cannot sleep face to face, let alone snore. The most unlikely thing is to touch me. If you violate any of the rules
, will suffer a devastating blow from me!" I threatened him viciously.
He raised his head in a gesture of surrender, and answered my question in seconds: "I'm not afraid of taking advantage of you, but I'm afraid that you will take advantage of me. Think about me, a good young man.
, A pure man, just let me be treated like a kitten by you... Ouch, it’s a bit scary just thinking about it." He pretended to be innocent. Oh my God, doesn’t he know that he is also the leading romantic in this city?
This really pissed me off. I was not only pointing at a kettle, but also holding a small stool in my left hand, pretending to hit him: "Speak as hard as you can, why don't you talk about you!"
At this time, he smiled brightly and loudly in the bed: "Okay, General, we have a deal, but I have a condition. Well, I can sleep inside and you can sleep outside. You can also stop one in the middle and refuse, and so do we.
Everyone makes their own bedding, but if I accidentally touch you when I turn over, that is impossible. Think about the size of this bed. I will be chopped if I touch you. It seems too scary.
Oh, you are simply a devil. I don’t worry, I will never snore when I sleep, but I am worried about you snoring, and if you touch me while you are asleep, how should I deal with it? Don’t you know that you
Do you lie on your back while sleeping? It seems that this regulation is more binding on you. I don't care. When the time comes, you must not drool and salivate over my beauty. I can only shout no."
This time it pissed me off again. It seemed like every time I discussed that kind of thing with him, I never had the upper hand. I really wanted to be the one to show off my feelings, but I was struck by him.
Don't be angry, don't be angry, I thought to myself.
Yes, just like brothers, he said he would sleep with him and I would sleep with mine. We all have nothing to do with each other. There is no other better way.
"Okay, I agree to the deal. If you let me clean, and I find you when you come back, I will be really scared. You are absolutely welcome." It was too late. I had just gone through the adventure of going upstairs and downstairs at night.
, making us even more exhausted.
I glanced at him: "Hey, we agreed, I'll sleep inside and you'll sleep outside. Now get out of here."
Na Jintang then slowly vacated his place. I didn't take off my clothes and slept with my clothes on, so he slept outside.
In the dead of night, it was dark outside, and from time to time there were the sounds of dogs barking. The adventurous village became even quieter. From time to time, a few soldiers walked back and forth outside the window. It turned out that they were patrolling the mountains. They were hiking all the way.
They were all beating gongs: "The sky is full of fire and candles, the lights are out, no idlers should go out."
We listened carefully to the sound of gongs and drums on the bed, and it seemed that such a cry was emitted every hour. Is there a rhythm and regularity in the center of gravity? When the center of gravity is emitted, the brothers on the other side of the mountain
He started to respond: "Don't worry."
He and I looked at each other and realized that being able to patrol such a high-density mountainous area so late at night shows that they are so cautious about the security system. When I came back just now, it happened to be their shift change time. So we
Seized a gap.
If you go upstairs to the attic, you will encounter a lot of troubles. We must overcome this immediately. If we analyze our next action, it will be difficult. This problem must be solved.
But where will their security system have loopholes? I discovered a lot of strange problems. Their general walking route is from east to west, north to south, and they seem to be high-density practitioners that cross vertically and horizontally.
But they will have a loophole in one of the links.
I sat up suddenly and exclaimed in surprise: "I found that password!" I found this secret the happiest thing for me. I really wanted to give them a good laugh. I couldn't wait to lift his bedclothes, and he
He always smiles like a dog.
I shook him uncontrollably: "I'm telling you, I know, I found out how you want to give me a reward! Oh my god, this is jealous of talents, I am such a smart person, haha..."
He also smiled and sat up, and said with great interest: "My dear little kitten, tell me what the secret is?"
The principle of secrecy is to try not to tell him too much. I just raised five fingers to hurt our bargaining space. Bargaining has always been my strong point: "As long as you pay the money, we will do everything."
, we can discuss, my God, I am so smart, no one can think of it like me, hurry up, I feel that our cooperation this time will be very pleasant."
I feel like I have earned my money back. I know that I must have cash and will never let him give me an IOU. I added our agreement: "The most important core point of this agreement is that cash must not be given as an IOU.
It’s a white note, no need to discuss anything, can you show some sincerity?”