Chapter 25 You are not a woman, so you are not blind
I threw a few paws at him and he dodged. I closed my mouth and hummed and laughed: "It's faster than a dog. I'm not eating now. I won't have the strength to carry things in a while. Don't blame me."
He knows many treasures: "Beiping's fried belly shabu-shabu, Tianjin's anchovies' fin, Guangzhou's colorful beef tenderloin, Northeast's golden sparrow, Chongqing's Kung Pao hare, Changsha's Wan's fried pigeon, Nanjing's Arhat prawns, Chengdu's hundred-flower monkey tongue, Guangxi's Maren deer
I swallowed at the wrong time. I wanted to kill him because he spread his hands and said the last sentence: "It's not as classic and delicious here. If you have the opportunity, follow me around and have fun. The only thing is that you can't get a table here."
Stir-fried pork from the countryside.”
I adjusted my posture so that my legs were at a straight angle, and I put my chin on my left arm to stop him: "I'm afraid I'll die if I mess around with you. If I don't see you practicing the Wen Ji Ling Dance, it's not like the ancients practiced kung fu in the middle of the night.
Really? Are you practicing Tong Zi Kung Fu?"
Na Miantang raised his body half up and said slowly and calmly: "Fools will have a hard time. People like me are talented, intelligent and have fine bones. There is no need to practice Sanjiu in the end and Sanfu in the summer.
"Pfft----" I spat out a mouthful of hot tea and was speechless to him.
This shameless man ignored him and gave me a "let's see" expression. However, he succeeded, because his success aroused my strong interest. I have always had a strong obsession with food, maybe because I have eaten less since I was a child.
Later, I became extremely thirsty mentally.
I decided to compromise with him for a while, because the kumquat and scallion roasted mutton pot brought by the waiter, plus two bottles of good wine, was fragrant and fully brought out the delicious food. Recalling the hard days when I was hungry since I was a child, I faced the situation in front of me.
The sumptuous food was so delicious that I felt like I couldn’t get enough. I wanted to devour all these delicious dishes in one bite.
"Look at your virtue. You eat every meal as if you will never eat again," Na Miantang said. "Mao Jiujiu, don't mess with the plates. I believe there are plenty in the kitchen. Just ask the waiter to bring them."
If you keep gobbling it up like this, I’m sure you’ll be as fat as a Xinjiang woman, and no one will dare to marry you then.”
But I just stuck out my tongue at her, turned around and ordered another egg pancake with sausage on top.
Now, we start drinking and eating meat.
Na Mianchang: "Good wine, good meat, good brothers."
I said: "You are good. You, your son, go to women after drinking."
Na Mianchang: "After drinking, I must go find a woman."
Me: "You're still looking for a woman even though you're not drinking. Don't try to influence me."
Na Mianchang laughed and said, "You are not considered a woman, so you don't have any sense."
Me: "We are each other, and you are not my boyfriend."
I eat a lot and he drinks a lot.
Na Mianchang: "You ate too much today, I will let you eat just once today."
I was stunned, "What?"
Na Miantang: "Let you pay the bill."
I felt like I was about to get kicked out of my eyes: "You don't have to give in, you're welcome, I have some air in my sleeves."
Na Miantang: "I must give in this time, and I must be polite."
I said, "You are very humorous."
Na Mianchang: "You're welcome, you're welcome."
Even though the servant usually pays for dining with the master, I really have no money.
Na Mianchang: "When I go out, I never take anything cumbersome, so as not to get in the way. Besides, a bank note passes through the hands of countless people and is extremely dirty."
I agreed: "Well, that makes sense. You can pay the debt to the shop owner or use your watch as a mortgage here."
Na Mianchang laughed again.
Me: "This is not a joke, you can do it."
Na Miantang: "What a big joke."
He suddenly lowered his voice and said: "Didn't you notice that there was a hand hanging at the door of the store before you entered? It said in black and white: This store will not owe you any debts, you are a bastard, this is the hand!"
I pointed at his shiny gold watch and said, "Where's this."
He whispered to me again: "This watch is fake. It was really sold to me a long time ago. My old man has accumulated a lot of money. I haven't received any money in my account for a long time."