The Chenghuang Temple was very lively with people coming and going, rubbing shoulders. Our group happily ate beef skewers and mutton skewers.
This was simply not enough teeth to fit into the pig's head. After he quickly finished the ten skewers like Zhu Bajie, he stared at all of us. I seemed to hear the sound of him swallowing saliva carefully, and his expectant eyes were really like
A pig.
Mr. Wang was also happily eating his mutton skewers, three skewers and two skewers, but he ate them with gusto. It seemed that this lack of equal distribution also made Zhu Tou San unfair. For such a big belly, three skewers were almost equal to his.
One bunch. In terms of body weight, you have to eat at least 20 bunches before you can feel the moment. He saw that everyone was eating their own food, so he couldn't look at me.
Suddenly he deliberately covered his stomach. I knew this little trick all too well. He looked in great pain, covered his stomach, and squatted down, sweating profusely.
Judging by his appearance and the experience we have lived together for more than 20 years, Xiaoma and I are too accustomed to his behavior. We are as accustomed to it as eating white rice.
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Of course, he is not performing for us, he is performing for outsiders, such as bodyguards and Mr. Wang.
The bodyguard brother is very upright. While he was guarding with all his heart, he observed the painful image of brother Zhu Tou San. At the same time, he also noticed that we seemed to be indifferent, and he was wondering in his heart what kind of phenomenon this was.
He stopped what he was doing and simply walked forward, looking at Pig Tou San with concern.
When Zhu Tou San saw the bodyguard brothers coming forward to greet him with warm concern, the pain became even more painful. His face was almost deformed from the pain, and his whole posture became even more exaggerated, and he had to bend down.
It looks like a shrimp, which looks extremely painful to outsiders.
The bodyguard brother asked him kindly: "What's wrong? I'm in pain now. Did the mutton skewers eat something bad? We have no problem eating it. How did you eat it? Why did it take effect so quickly? We have no problem. This is very strange.
Do you want us to help you go to the hospital for a checkup?" The bodyguard brothers almost consulted him by looking, hearing, and asking.
There was no way around this, and it didn't affect me and Xiao Liu from continuing to eat our delicacies. This process was enjoyable, because we were able to see through his conspiracy, and there was nothing we could do about it.
At this time, the bodyguard brother was already very anxious. He immediately ran over and asked me: "What should I do about Miss Cat? The third brother Zhutou seems to be seriously ill! I saw that he was in great pain and was sweating a lot. Otherwise,
We will take him to the hospital right now." After he finished saying this, he angrily wanted to catch the mutton skewers seller, probably wanting to ask him if he had put some poison or something like that.
I quickly stopped him from doing this, because while I was doing this, I gave my remaining 5 mutton skewers to Zhu Tou San. Zhu Tou San still shook his head weakly, as if he was unwilling to do so.
It seems that he is still looking forward to it.
Xiao Ma Liu also gave him a mutton skewer.
Then he was given a skewer of eight oxen, four skewers of oil, and a skewer of five donkeys. Now he has a total of 9 skewers of mutton skewers.
This was a difficult problem before him. His eyebrows were finally combed, but only temporarily and not fully unfolded. It seems that his intention has not been fully achieved. Then we can only do so many places for him. We
The five people looked at him with a tacit understanding. Basically, when they understood each other, there was nothing that looked particularly ugly. Mental communication is something that we people should have long ago.
The bodyguard brother didn't know why we thought we were sympathizing with Zhu Tou San, but this behavior made him misunderstood. He thought it was not because of this, but because of his stomachache.
This proved that his misunderstanding was really wrong, because after only hesitating for a minute, Zhu Tousan stood up and took our 9 skewers of mutton skewers without hesitation, and started eating them immediately without hesitation.
.Since like Zhu Bajie, he swallowed one and two in his mouth, and finished it all like a whirlwind, he still felt very nostalgic for the taste just now, that is to say, he felt like he still had more to eat. There was no such painful grimacing at all,
It feels like taking on a new life.
The bodyguard brother was very surprised when he saw him, but after basically eating our 9 skewers of mutton skewers, it seemed that his pain was not relieved any more, and he immediately squatted down and covered his waist and eyes.
He subconsciously handed all the mutton skewers in his hand to Zhu Tou San. When Zhu Tou San was about to take it, I blocked Zhu Tou San's hand with one hand and politely said to the bodyguard brother: "You are too polite.
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"But I just saw that the three Zhutou brothers will be cured by you. Anyway, I don't know how hungry I am now. I just ate the meal. As long as I give him a little of what he likes, it doesn't matter, as long as it can relieve his pain.
The illness." The bodyguard brother said very straightforwardly. It seems that this bodyguard brother was born in poverty like us. He is not particularly familiar with many cunning things in the world. He still maintains a simple mentality.
But I didn't intend to be moved because of my mentality. I glared at Zhu Tousan, and he immediately wanted to understand what I meant. He knew that when I used that expression, it meant that I was angry.
So Zhu Tou San shook his head to the bodyguard brother: "Thank you, brother, little brother. I don't have any serious illness. My stomach won't hurt too much after sitting here for a while. Let's take a short rest. I ate too quickly just now." It seems that he
The excuses they came up with weren't too bad, they were quite reasonable, and they weren't just pig-headed. By the end of the night, he understood something.
Xiaoma Lu couldn't control himself anymore and reminded the bodyguard brother: "He is hungry. Have you ever seen a pig that has been overfed? No, how can a pig be hungry forever after being overfed? His name is Pig Head
Three!" The well-fed Xiao Ma Liu always angrily attacks everyone's shortcomings and never misses any opportunity to show off.
The pig's head is square and large. This head is simple, but if you annoy him, he will still be a desperate person.
Not only that, he had already stood up, and his weight made the people around him look intimidating. His clumsy body didn't even want to get off the road. In order to win the battle, he was ready to explode.
I kicked him with my foot, but of course it didn't reach his pain point. However, he stood there without any pain, scratching the back of his head with his hands, and asked me in confusion: "Boss, my body shape is not the same as that of others."
Yes, do I want to be like this? When I am so hungry, my stomach really hurts. You don’t know that I have eaten so much since I was a child. Before I came back just now, I came here with an empty stomach.
Don't you want to save more rice and food for your family? It's better to go out and play now. I finally went out to play with you, so why don't you let me have this pleasure? Cat Da is so good to me, but now he is distracted by me.
"I'm really in pain and hungry. Don't let you tell me, my life really has no meaning at all..." He became more and more pitiful, but things were always the same.
I sneered, I don't know this bastard yet. We have lived together for more than 20 years. If I didn't understand him better than I do, I would really think that we were abusing him.
At this time, Mr. Wang finally stopped what he was doing. He happily took out all the mutton skewers in his hands. There was a feeling of unfinished business. It seems that he didn't notice what happened to us just now.
The armed strength is all in his mutton skewers.
He looked at our explosive argument in surprise, and at the same time saw the pitiful look on the pig's head, he also had a big question: "Well, wasn't it good just now? These mutton skewers are delicious. I haven't eaten enough. I still want to
You want to eat, what's wrong with you? Didn't you give me something to eat?"
The old man's words were completely in Zhu Tou San's heart. Zhu Tou San nodded and shook his head. Finally, he nodded firmly.
The old man smiled and said: "It was my mistake. You are three times the size of Xiaoma Liu, so I am wronging you even if you are a mutton skewer. I didn't notice that you are also a loser." The old man blurted out that he was a loser.
' Two words, which made him feel a little embarrassed.
Of course, I immediately resolved this embarrassment. I took the remaining money and said to the mutton skewers boss: "Boss, give me another 30 skewers of mutton skewers, and then give me a bowl of sour plum soup for everyone." Then he asked again.
Pig Head Three, "Is this enough for you? If not, let's continue to order. There is money. You have to be willful when spending money today, and you have to spend money happily. If you don't have fun, isn't today in vain? Don't do it.
You're welcome, come and eat freely, everyone, the more people die, the happier I will be."
The old man's generous words lasted for a minute, and the brothers were silent for nearly a minute. As I expected, they soon expressed their own opinions. This opinion came like an overwhelming wave:
The brothers, including Zhu Tou San, seemed to be encouraged and shouted happily: "Boss, I want two more skewers!"
"Give me another chicken leg!" This is Yousiji calling me.
"Give me two more corn cobs to grill! Not only the chili peppers, but also more oil, preferably sesame oil!" Xiao Ma Liu shouted.
"Boss, roast a rabbit head for me. Put some green onion and garlic in the rabbit head. It's best to put some spicy pepper in it. The pepper has been replaced!" This was Ah Wu Donkey shouting.
The strongest foodie, the pig-headed three horses, shouted: "Except for 30 beef skewers, I want one portion of everything they just said!" After he finished speaking, his mouth watered.
Pig Tou San became very active, which gave him a completely new look. It made me so happy to see him smile.
Of course, the bodyguard brother looked at these brothers in stunned silence. His close friend's expression seemed to have never seen anyone so good at eating, and he dared to blackmail him in this way in front of the old man.
Perhaps in the eyes of the bodyguard brothers, our group is simply ignorant. Mr. Wang and Na Jintang are like gods in their minds. They don't even allow anyone to give any orders to the old man.
The bodyguard brother didn't dare to say anything more because I was present. He frowned, always feeling a little unhappy. Or maybe he was confused about the way we got along with the old man.
This is not like a superior-subordinate relationship, it is simply a relationship between friends and family. This is simply against the principles.