Monk Hua laughed loudly in front of everyone and walked away. His free and easy attitude, his free and easy manner, are not the morals we should expect from anyone, so many people think he is a strange person.
Everyone was watching this scene, and they wanted to do something, so I intervened before, because drunk people really don't dare to compliment.
This matter may have to be concealed, because as the owner, I am almost drunk. As the main person who obtains information, I am even more drunk and drunk, as well as Xiao Ma Liu, You Si Ji, and Ah Wu Donkey.
Even Zhu Tousan was so drunk that he fell unconscious after drinking this bowl of wine. This was because I didn't know the person's last name at all, and looked around in confusion.
Zhu Tou San set a record that was even more embarrassing for him. He didn't distinguish between east, west and north. He hit the wall directly and hugged the flower pot on the wall. He thought it was the face of a brother, with a rough look on his face and a smile. If he didn't
He kept chatting with the flowerpot. He even told some stories about us in the orphanage. When he came over, he was kicked by You Siji, who was slightly sober. He kicked him a bit fiercely. Zhu Tou San was not someone to be trifled with either. He used
His largest fat tonnage pounced directly on Yousiji, but Yousiji nimbly dodged it.
Seeing that their fight was on the verge of breaking out, the two drunken men were fighting each other, one hiding, one running, and the other chasing. The two looked like small children, cameras, and honest bears chasing each other non-stop.
Their laughter and laughter were astonishing and breathtaking, and many onlookers couldn't help but laugh to death when they saw them like this.
Now the whole hall has become a farce, at least our table is completely in chaos.
You can imagine this, Zhu Tou San and You Si Ji are fighting, Ah Wu Donkey and Xiao Ma Liu are on the other side, completely forming a melee situation. On the contrary, Niu Ba is lying quietly on the ground,
Because he was already drunk and unconscious, and could not understand the chaos the outside world was currently experiencing.
When this farce quickly turned into a child's play, the typing style immediately changed, but their hands and feet relaxed and they still punched and kicked, and they beat them with all their strength, without giving the other party any chance.
Opportunity.
Because I know that this is a close way among our brothers. This close way has lasted for more than 20 years, and of course it will continue in this way in the future.
Stuart was very surprised at first because he had never seen us behave like this before. He looked at me with a little worry in his heart. I couldn’t understand his worry. I thought his treatment was completely funny.
things.
Because he is very normal, he has never come into contact with our group of people, and he does not even know that our group of people have grown up together through constant hardships. This is a journey of revolutionary friendship that is solid and unsustainable. This kind of meaningful
It is stronger than blood relationship at times, it is completely a kind of family relationship that is not blood thicker than water.
But when he saw me sitting there with a calm face, he was a little surprised and slowly turned into a little worried. He asked me uneasily and anxiously: "Even the brothers are beaten like this, is it so?"
Is a good relationship broken so easily? You still have to persuade them. Once the voice of beer is hurt, the relationship can never be repaired."
When he was saying this, Zhu Tou San and Xiao Ma Liu were quickly throwing bowls and chopsticks at each other. When they saw something crackling, they picked it up and threw it at them. They were showing no mercy, Xiao Ma Liu was showing no mercy.
He even picked up the bench and threw it at Xiao Ma Liu.
Xiao Ma Liu dodged left and right. When he had no place to hide, he actually used Niu Ba as his shield. No matter how much these bowls and chopsticks might be like Niu Ba's ruthless bastards, poor Niu Ba just lay there motionless.
He has no emotion at all. He never thought that he would be used like this by his brother.
When these bowls and chopsticks are very likely to hit Niu Ba.
A customer at the table next to me shouted loudly to me: "My Emperor, please hurry up and walk, otherwise he will be injured. Hurry up!"
Various voices of curiosity, wonder, ridicule, and excitement came over. Everyone made their own voice, as if this was a game.
Some mocking voices said, "Okay, okay, let's fight quickly. Why are you so easily injured? Aren't you brothers? If you are brothers, you should stop."
A curious voice said: "I have one made in England. Since there is such a way to fight, how can you be good brothers? Since you are good brothers, you can fight like this. Are you kidding me? No.
Is it really a joke and not really just teasing us?"
A strange voice said: "Wow, I haven't seen such a primitive and barbaric fight in a long time. This thing fights like us children. If you think I want to fight, I won't just cut it with a knife."
Are you still fighting with this kind of fist? Are you sure you are watching a fight with children playing games? If you want to fight quickly, don’t use a kitchen knife. If I don’t have one here, I will lend you a knife.
you!"
A voice that looked at the excitement: "Wow, it's so funny. This style of fighting is simply child's play. It's something only us kids can watch. Let's start it. Everyone in the group, please join me. Do you want us to join?"
Come to your place and fight together. Only then will everyone have fun. Only when everyone has wine, meat and parents can we live a free and unrestrained life..."
A voice that was watching the excitement and did not think it was a big deal said: "Would you like me to teach you a few tricks? Just push his head down and use a knife to deliver the goods. They will also cut off his things. If this works, it will be successful."
, I don’t want to hit him with my fists like this, just break his head like a child and kick him in the head with this kick, good...good!"
My group of brothers really don’t know how they behave in other people’s eyes. They are already drunk. They have no idea what they are doing. They can’t hear their own messages at all. They beat each other and rely entirely on their own
When doing something by nature, it depends on how he does it and then what he thinks, without any excessive thoughts to judge.
In the middle of this chaotic fight, I was sitting there alone with my legs stretched out, drinking my honey water. This is what happened. In my opinion, it is not worth making a fuss about. It is completely natural.
I didn't even notice what kind of movements he made, and I didn't notice whether they were injured at all, but I knew this was impossible.
The beating will continue when people are hit. Zhu Tou San has already put Xiao Ma Liu on the ground, You Siji and Ah Wu Donkey have begun to roll on the road. You pinch my neck, and I will punch you in the stomach. Just like this, you come to me.
There is no distinction between top and bottom, and everyone seems to have used their best tricks and exerted their greatest strength to contain the other party. Everyone has given every effort to worry about his own self-respect, the world is big, and he is the only one.
Watching them laughing and joking with you, I feel even more relaxed, because so far, they have not caused any harm to anyone.
People who often fight know how to prevent the opponent from being fatally injured, and also use the greatest power. This is my brothers. This is the experience gained from long-term fighting. This is what I am very fortunate to have.
A little bit, although I didn’t hurt my siblings at the time.
I was still happily drinking my honey bee water, and didn't care about what was happening in front of me. My attitude made many people very curious. Maybe I gave others the impression that I was a cold and heartless person at that time.
As things develop.
Situ Deng's face gradually softened, and I saw a smile that left no trace on his face. He smiled and said to me: "If I guessed correctly, are they playing a game?"
I answered him ruthlessly: "No, they are not playing games, they are really fighting. A fight to determine the winner!"
Stuart Deng showed a hint of surprise after hearing what I said: "Is that what they said about fighting? Don't you stop them? Aren't you worried that any of them will be injured? If they are injured, then
You just say go and appease them. I think they are still your body after all. After all, brotherhood is deep. It seems that you can't abandon anyone."
Those words were very affectionate at the time, and it seemed like they couldn't understand our position no matter how they explained it.
I tilted my head and continued with ruthless words: "I have disliked them for a long time. Now I want to beat them once every time I score, and I want to beat them twice after scoring twice. These people are like dog skin plasters."
Around me, they are all deadbeats. It’s best if they beat themselves to death today. If they hurt themselves, it’s better to feed them to dogs rather than take them back and let me be my brother. Thank you for this, let them beat them directly.
Forget it, just throw it into the street instead of into a mass grave!"
When I said these cold words without hesitation, I never imagined that Stuart's smiling face would be even brighter and happier. I thought to myself, am I wrong to say these words? What is so funny about these words?
, I have pushed my brother to death, but he is still so happy, what does he know, how can he understand our friendship of more than 20 years after balance surgery?
Situ Deng said: "You girl is so arrogant. Although you can say one thing more than anyone else, I feel that you care about your brother more than anyone else. Your brother is completely in love with you."
Your parents are also living a carefree life. They don’t have any worries at all, but they are fighting now.”
I frowned and asked him: "Don't you think they hate you enough when they fight? They threw so many dishes and chopsticks at you. Let me tell you in advance that I don't plan to pay him any compensation, and I don't have the money to go.
Compensate him for this problem, so if you think it is necessary to let them stay and work for you, or to chop off their hands and feet, it is up to you, I will not pay any penny, this money is not my responsibility
Yes, you can figure it out yourself."
The more vicious I say on purpose, the more likely he will believe it. Whether he believes it or not, it doesn’t matter to me. Originally, I didn’t intend to compensate him for this part of the money. Now that I’ve said this, then
If they want to do this, they will have to be waiters for the rest of their lives.
I just added viciously: "These people are in good health and can do things very well, and they can also fight, so the local villains can compensate you for the dishes and chopsticks. Don't tell me."
, you don’t want to accept these bastards. Or you want their hands and feet, it’s up to you!”
I'm a bit drunk now, so I speak quite boldly, so my words are a bit exaggerated. But it's also a good thing for you to get out of these bastards.
I have been given many things to do over the years.
At this time, I didn’t expect that it was Situ Deng who raised his head and laughed: “It’s really interesting!”
I gave him a blank look.
At this time, the entire hall was already in a state of chaos. Some customers began to persuade them to fight and stopped them.
Who would have expected that these four people would come together as a group, shaking their waists together, and singing loudly to them ugly songs that make people want to vomit. That thing is completely unique to you. Saudi Arabia's screams are fearless, as if they are
The passion of youth.
The singing voice of Fatty Pig Head Three makes you want to vomit, and you can even vomit it out after dinner. He is completely sitting on the ground, patting his table, closing the door with chopsticks and banging the bowls and chopsticks, as if he is creating a mess for himself.
More intense noise.
The one with pig head and three soles roared loudly: "Grandpa Pig, sing a folk song for everyone. My family comes from the Northeast, where there are the Yellow River and sorghum, where there are beautiful girls... there is my beautiful bride...
Ouch... I miss my pretty girl... He makes pancakes for me to eat... I can eat whatever I want. Today I eat pancakes, tomorrow I eat bananas, I eat fish the day after tomorrow, and what do I eat the day after tomorrow! "
He slapped the table deafeningly, drooling all the way, and not only twisted his fat body, as if he was the pretty girl he transformed into.
When I saw his look, I really wanted to vomit out all the honey bee syrup.
During the days when everyone was stunned, the other three brothers were just like driving a train to drill holes with his big hands, and they were laughing and joking through the crowd. Everyone showed excitement.
His expression, as if he had just completed the fight, seemed to be abandoned.
Their expressions seemed to wish them happiness, and they even invited many diners to join them in this dance carnival, singing loudly and in an indecent tone:
"Come on, brother, let's join in this fun together! Move your hands and feet, my mind will shake, your hands, shake your shoulders, let's make this world a happier place, don't