Originally, the ghost wouldn't let me do it, but I thought it was fun: "Brother Gui, this is not a sense of humiliation, this is a game. We have to find new fun in the game, don't cry and look sad."
I sat on the stage with my eyes closed and said to everyone: "Everyone, please disperse, go separate ways, don't gather together. Xiao Ma Liu and You Si Ji are together, are they just beggars and are so happy? Are you?
It's pitiable. Niu Ba, don't act like you're bitter and grudgey. Does this look like you're begging for food? It's like seeking revenge. Zhu Tou San, don't laugh. You're not begging for food either.
There are beggars who are so fat from eating. They are just the sons of rich and wealthy landlords who have gone away. They have to pretend to be dull. Ah Wudong, you can take Ergouzi with you. It says on it, "Life is forced, sell your son reluctantly"
, put a straw mark on Ergouzi’s head and auction it on the street, all you need to do is sit down against the wall and pretend to be hungry and cold.”
Ergouzi probably heard what I said clearly and believed it to be true, bursting into tears.
Ah Wu donkey coaxed: "Don't cry, don't cry, the cat is joking, let's go get something to eat." Only then did Er Gouzi turn from crying to laughing, and a long snot fell from his nose.
I thought for a moment and then added: "Everyone should eat as much as possible before carrying back a bag."
Everyone acquiesced in my authority, and the begging team dispersed.
The drama star Xiao Ma Liu has a pair of small eyes that wander around, and his left foot drags into an 'S' shape when he walks successfully. He also shrugs his shoulders, making him look happy, and his face is dirty and happy.
His face was as flexible as a one-legged mouse that had only lived in the alley for a lifetime, and he was chanting loudly: "Come on the fish, take a bite of the crescent moon meat, and take a bite of the leftovers."
You Siji helped, holding the broken bowl with both hands, and smiled: "Uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, have mercy on us. We haven't eaten for two days, and we can't bear it anymore. We are stuttering."
Yeah..."
The citizens fled like the plague, and the four chickens held up their broken bowls and chased after them. Even Niu Ba and Ah Wu Donkey couldn't look past them. This was simply making a fuss, and where was the begging?
Niu Ba criticized: "You Si Ji, what are you doing chasing after this girl? Look, you scare her. Are you begging for food instead of robbing someone?"
Yousiji smiled evilly: "You don't understand this. The girls in the city are all well-educated and have good intentions. They took out their wallets because I said I was not keeping my words."
I laughed and scolded: "Please pay attention to my safety. If you don't make trouble, you won't have to eat. If you have people beat you up like a gangster, I don't care."
Xiao Ma Liu and You Si Ji face each other and smile evilly.
Zhu Tou San clasped his fists at the crowd of onlookers: "Uncles and ladies, ladies and gentlemen, we have just arrived here and are begging for food to make a living. Please bear with me, fellow villagers. If you have money, you can support a business, and if you don't have money, you can support yourself...
....”
His emotions sounded sincere, but acting is a fat man's job.
I laughed at him: "Zhu Tou San, you are going the wrong way. Where the hell are you a beggar? This is a temple where you can buy Dali Pills."
I waved to Niu Ba: "You first set an example."
Niu Ba was so frightened that he almost suffocated: "I, I can't do it, I don't have the ability."
I said to him: "You have always been very kind to your brothers. This is appreciation."
"...I...do nothing decent."
"You did your part."
Niu Ba seemed to cry for a moment, and then he was given hormones, and his neck was raised like a rooster. He thought of wiping his hair again, but after arriving in Shanghai, he almost didn't care about him.
His hair was broken. He almost hit me when he was standing on the stone steps facing the street. Fortunately, I helped him up the steps smoothly. His body was twisted and twisted like a hemp rope. It was really
A glory that I have never experienced in eighteen lifetimes. "What should I sing?" he asked.
Even Brother Gui could hardly stand it anymore: "We are singing and begging, not holding a singing event."
The cow couldn't listen to it. He felt proud and comforted, and he couldn't stop it: "I will make up and sing it by myself."
Me*: "Oh my God."
Niu Ba has already started to sing, but he can’t help it. He even made facial expressions at first, but then he didn’t have to do it anymore. It’s really sad. What other song could it be?
"Ah~ah~, my home..."
I looked at Niu Ba with a strange expression, and I really regretted it.
The audience burst into laughter, and Niu Ba stood there with a look of imminent disaster on his face, looking really depressed inside.
Keep working, brother.
Xiao Ma Liu stood there with his breasts pulled out, You Si Ji stood there poking his head like a martial arts instructor, with the red cloth of the stick stretched out on his head like a flag, counting one, two, three, four and five, and Ah Wu Donkey looked like a great ape or ape-human.
Doing somersaults.
You Si Ji Da Ru Hao said: "Does anyone dare to turn over like this?"
Xiao Ma Liu answered: "No! I will swallow the stick again!"
Ah Wu donkey dropped his mouth and gnawed on the mud, gasping and saying: "...turn...it can't be turned over."
Zhu Tou San and Xiao Ma Liu covered his mouth together and whispered urgently: "Turn it over again, turn it over again."
"Okay!" cheers came from the crowd watching the excitement.
"Again."
I arched my opponent and said, "Sir, please give me some food. Shengzi has no food and can't sing."
A middle-aged man threw two sesame seed cakes: "Come on."
Niu Ba took the sesame cake and divided it into four portions. Each of us had one and ate it hungrily.
Someone shouted: "Eat quickly."
Niu Ba was so choked that he rolled his eyes: "That's it... it's over..."
Xiao Ma Liu was gnawing sesame seed cakes and begging from the crowd with his pockets open, and the crowd dispersed. He chased the crowd angrily, cursing indifferently: "I just wanted to run away after listening to the play and watching the performance."
, Aren’t you Shanghainese all rich people, why do you always want to take advantage, like the old lady in the village, what’s wrong with squatting for nothing? You’re all fucking standing around, a bunch of heartless people.”
Not everyone in Shanghai is rich, most people have no money. The citizens have never seen such beggars. Seeing Xiao Ma Liu’s intentions, he will beat people if they don’t give. The beggars in Shanghai are not so unreasonable. Besides,
He lifted the 'dog beating stick' with his pickaxe, and the crowd started running. Xiao Ma Liu followed closely a middle-aged man. The man finally ran away, turning back and grunting: "So it's not
It's really a crutch, it's fake." The more Xiao Ma Liu thought about it, the angrier he became. He decided that this man was a stingy man who would give up his life rather than his wealth. He really wanted to hit him with a stick. He chased the middle-aged man for several hundred meters before returning.
.
Xiao Ma Liu cursed and returned to the place, and saw Zhu Tou San approaching a little girl about 15 years old with a playful smile. The little girl was frightened and quickly ran away, while Zhu Tou San pursued relentlessly.
The little girl ran into a house, and Zhu Touzan chased her to the door of the courtyard and looked inside.
A man came out of the yard aggressively carrying an iron tool. Zhu Tousan immediately turned around and ran back. The man pinched his waist and cursed.
We happily sat down on the steps.
The pig-headed man came back with a sullen look on his face, and the fat man's huffing sound was like a pig's breathing. He said with a sad face: "His father is really cruel, he thought I was a gangster. I originally thought that it was good to look kind, but who knows the truth is not good at all.
She has no sympathy either. When she sees someone begging for food, she doesn’t give it to her, and even instructs her father to come out and beat me with iron tools.”
Xiao Ma Liu was so happy that he couldn't stand up: "Who knows whether you are begging for food or teasing a girl? Even I have to see it. No wonder my father is worried about you."
Zhu Tou San retorted: "It's because I have a bad image. You just took a look at me and you looked so treacherous and treacherous. Why don't I get food? It's all because of your image."
Xiao Ma Liu picked up a dog beating stick and wanted to beat Zhu Tou San, but Zhu Tou San quickly used his thugs to fight off. The two of them seemed to have forgotten that they were hungry and started fighting in the street.
Niu Ba also came back with a sad face: "I just realized that it's not that easy to beg for food in Shanghai. Just now I went to a restaurant and wanted to pick up some leftover food from the customers. Unexpectedly, the waiter drove the dog out.
The most annoying thing is that this person is very frugal, their bowls are so clean that they don’t even need to wash them.”
I sighed: "It seems that Shanghai is not full of gold, and the people in the city are hard to fool, so we have to think of something else."
Ah Wu Lu, Er Gouzi and You Si Ji originally wanted to have a chance at a restaurant, but they were already starving. There happened to be a butcher shop across the street, and a meat chopping board was placed at the door of the shop, with a few pieces of bacon hanging above it.
The bacon is very attractive, the lean part is purple-red, and the fatty part is waxy yellow, with oil dripping from it. Two waiters in oilcloth aprons were chatting behind the meat table.
Ah Wu Donkey, Er Gouzi and You Si Ji looked at the bacon and their eyes were filled with tears. They were so hungry that their eyes were shining.
At this time, the three of them had an illusion as they looked at the piece of bacon. They seemed to see the piece of bacon coming towards them with a smile on their face. They actually looked across the street and the aroma greeted them. They seemed to be embracing the bacon, the color of the bacon.
It captured their souls, and the three of them developed a certain attachment to that piece of bacon.
Ah Wu Donkey stared at the piece of bacon intently and murmured: "The bacon passes through the intestines, and the gods jump over the wall. The piece of bacon next to it is the largest, it must weigh ten kilograms, which is enough for us to eat a meal
Already."
Yousiji drooled all over his face: "Are you having trouble bouncing?"
Ah Wulu visually inspected the angle and distance of the run-up and said, "No problem, it's the same as when we go up the tree to pick apples."
Ergouzi cried and cried: "Ergouzi wants to eat."
Yousiji made up his mind and said to Ergouzi: "Okay Ergouzi, now go to the big cat across the street and ask them to come together so that they can have something to eat."
Ergouzi believed it and ran to us.
After Er Gouzi left, You Siji made up his mind: "You take it off and run away, and I will cut off the queen for you."
Ah Wu Donkey said: "Look at me." Ah Wu Donkey started to run, walking diagonally through the alley, getting faster and faster. In a blink of an eye, he rushed to the meat case, jumped up, and made an apple-picking movement.
The largest piece of bacon was successfully picked, and Ah Wu donkey ran as fast as he could with the bacon.