The key to the step was to pester him and follow him. I deliberately touched my bearded chin and said in a high-spirited tone, "Tianji, you are going to be unlucky. You really don't believe it! Even Bodhisattvas can't save you."
I raised my head and winked at Fengxian upstairs, and Xiao Maliu got the order. He and Ah Wu Lu threw a flower pot from the second floor and slapped it in front of the middle-aged man with eyes, scaring him to death.
He quickly jumped away.
What matters is the timing, raising one's head and sighing, feeling angry and unhappy, saying: "It will come true."
I turned around and left, no longer entangled with him. I was full of fairy spirit and left like a breeze on my sleeves. As I walked, I whispered: "Oh, the secret was revealed. Horses trampled, cars hit, the family was ruined, the wife cheated and then murdered...
...How can I get it? Wave after wave, it’s fatal.”
When the man with glasses heard the most terrible and vicious curse he had ever seen, he quickly ran over to hold me, tightly grasping my sleeves, and begged with a mournful face, almost kneeling down: "Great Immortal, Master, save me, how can I resolve it?
"
The most important thing is that you four chickens came out of the street. Seeing me was like seeing a god descending to earth. They gave me three "dong dong dong"s no matter what, and they cried like plows and tears.
The momentum attracted others to stop. I kicked him a few times and said, "Okay, what's wrong with this little brother? You must admit the wrong person."
"No, no, no, Immortal, since you showed me the way, my mother has been sleeping in bed for ten years. Yesterday she got up and walked around and was able to work in the fields!"
My mouth twitched when I heard it.
The words made a big splash, and the man with glasses was even more in awe of me.
I lowered my head and stroked the head of my "little brother" and said kindly: "Good man, good life, go ahead. When you enjoy the blessings, don't forget my guidance."
There was a mixture of sadness and joy in You Si Ji. If I hadn't stared at him, he probably thought he was the protagonist. I told him to get out with my eyes, but he still acted with an exaggerated performance that was sad, sad and spring-and-autumn.
The man with glasses was also a little impatient with the exaggerated performance, so he pulled me to take a step forward.
Things are developing in a healthy direction!
I pretended to be calm and said, "Don't leak the secret of heaven. I will burn incense for you for seventy-seven forty-nine days in front of the Bodhisattva, so that you can overcome ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, incense."
The language tone focuses on the word "incense".
The bespectacled man suddenly realized something: "I understand, I understand, I only have a piece of foreign material in my body, please help me tide over the difficulties."
When I heard a piece of ocean, it was too much, beyond my imagination! I could suppress my excitement and cough violently to cover my ears. But the oil chicken with long ears on the side and the little horse Liu on the second floor, and Wu Lu were so excited that they almost stopped.
Light firecrackers to congratulate.
Just when one hand pays and the other hand delivers the goods.
It's true that the weather is unpredictable. Before I went out today, Brother Gui seriously tried to persuade me not to go out, saying, "It's unlucky to go out, and I'm likely to encounter monsters."
Sure enough, the "demon" was as tall as the jade forest facing the wind. The demon was walking up from the second floor with six ponies on the left and five donkeys on the right. "Brother, crack it? Break the arms of these four liars. I guess there won't be any next time."
People dare to throw flowerpots at your head."
This monster was met at the train station by Song Da, the son of the governor of Songlujiang who was a genius in detective work!
It's really unlucky to go out today.
Little Ma Liu and Ah Wu Donkey all let out an "ouch" sound and were thrown in front of me and the man with glasses. They were so scared that they held their heads and hid behind me.
The man with glasses finally understood what was going on here. He was so angry that he almost gasped, and shouted: "Xiao Yi, please arrest him and take him to the police station."
The "demon" blocked the attack of the man with glasses: "You are also easy to cheat. These two tricks can deceive you, and you have no loss. Let's go." The man with glasses looked at the seven-inch good man Song Da,
Compared to this time, I definitely couldn't take advantage, so I cursed a few times and left.
Taking advantage of the gap, Xiao Ma Liu and Ah Wu Donkey quietly tried to escape under my cover, but Song Da flew up a few pebbles and hit them on their buttocks and howled, forcing them to squat on the ground again and cry bitterly.
I raised my head and looked at Ding Songda, who was standing more than half a head taller than me, and sneered: "Brother, you are a gangster, why do you have to do anything in the gangland? Look, there are two idiots on the ground, one is mentally retarded and the other is physically disabled. In times of turmoil,
, although his actions are not worthy of mention, he is forced by the world. I dare to ask my brother which sect, thousands of mountains and rivers, we will eventually meet one day."
Xiao Ma Liu and Ah Wu Lu played the roles of both mentally retarded and physically handicapped, making them perfect movie stars!
Song Da inadvertently tore off my fake white beard and glanced at me with sharp eyes: "Should I still call you Coach Song? I'm sorry, this means Li Kui is looking for Li Gui. I am here. Please lend me my name."
I've been deceived and kidnapped many times, today is really a day to meet each other. Let's go to the police station."
What a damn unlucky person, it’s not advisable to go out!
I had no choice but to use my trump card.
I pretended to be calm and climbed Song Da's neck closely, muttering like two brothers: "I'm so blind that I don't recognize Taishan's true face. Are you? I heard that every pair of shackles in the police station can explode oil and water. You caught me."
When we go in, we don’t have any luck. Why don’t we respect you as an old man from now on, split the account 50-50, and ensure that your children and grandchildren are filial and your family is full of happiness."
Song Da remained silent.
I gritted my teeth and said, "Three-seven, you are seven and I am three."
Song Da remained silent.
When people are under the eaves, they lower their heads and grit their teeth: "Twenty-eight, let's save some soup for the head office."
Song Da remained silent.
Yes, you forced me, "Catch me, my life will be spared, brother, eating alone will easily ruin your stomach, and the war will be chaotic, it is absolutely not possible."
Song Da finally spoke: "What a sharp-tongued and sharp-tongued Qiu, who is trying to live in peace and quiet. If China is invaded by foreign enemies and its troops are defeated like a mountain, you still add insult to injury and intimidate your compatriots, which is the misfortune of the country."
I suddenly remembered that Mian Chang had set up for me the so-called Thirteen Taibao in Shanghai just a year ago. I had a sly expression on my face, suppressed the airflow, pretended to be a person in the world, and whispered: "Yan Shisan is invincible, the prodigal rich man Nalanzhu,
The instructor is sharp and sharp, his glasses are black and white, and he is a bear, a tiger, and a leopard, and he cannot escape with a spear."
Seeing his serious expression, I tried again and said shockingly: "Are you the coach?"
This guy will definitely sit upright and say, "My lord."
I suddenly wanted to faint. Among the rumored Thirteen Taibao, his teaching skills ranked fourth in the martial arts world. Even if I had a hundred sharp kitchen knives, I couldn't beat him. I can cut myself.
Suddenly, Zhu Tou San, a member of the crowd, came rushing over, shouting as he ran: "There are people killing people over there, run away." The people who didn't know what was going on were stimulated by this voice, and suddenly surged up, and followed Zhu Tou San's cry "
With a "boom" sound, people fled everywhere, and the scene suddenly became chaotic. In this turbulent era, the people's nerves are extremely sensitive, and they are always in trouble.
As expected, Song Da took the bait and pursued the shadow in the three directions of the pig head. After running for a few steps, he suddenly braked and turned back. The few steps he left were enough for Pony Six and the three of them to disappear without a trace.
I showed the ferocity of a lone wolf, and a small stone bag with a rubber band popped out of my hand. The stone bag hit Song Da on the chest, and he caught it in the air.
I was arrogant and sneered: "Remember, my name is the Immortal Cat!" After saying that, I took advantage of the chaos and disappeared into the shelter of the crowd. The crowd lost my hat at some point, and my long wavy hair was flying in the wind, making me look shadowy.
fell into Song Da's eyes.
He thought, she is actually a girl.
He said with endless aftertaste: "This girl is really a damn little fairy."
He stared motionlessly at the street where I disappeared.
Song Da, the commander of the army stationed in Songlu, looked righteous. At the same time, several officers in patrol uniforms whistled and hurried to Song Da. One of them, Uncle Guai, was not willing to let go of this opportunity to show off. He was gasping for breath.
Report: "Coach Song, Xiao Yilao has rebelled. Let's go arrest these Xiao Yilao."
Song Da came back to his senses after a long time, but his eyes continued to follow our departing figures. He involuntarily slowed down his speech and waved his hands to show that there was no need to rush after him: "I can run away from the monk, but I can't run away from the temple."
Brother Gui is the oldest and the most upright among my group. Although he did not stop Xiao Ma Liu and the others from continuing to deceive, he decided to guard me and was determined not to let me go out to do this kind of deception. He would never let me do it again.
It's risky to go.
Sometimes I can't control my temper. At home, when the kids see me, they have to stick to the wall. When they see me, they talk like a mouse to a cat. They all look cautious and don't want to get into trouble.
One night when we ran out of food again, I stood in the kitchen and yelled at Brother Gui: "I led them, they are just six-and-a-half kilograms of straw-headed people, stupid as hell. If others find out, you want them to be hacked to death on the streets."
Yeah, it's better to give them a heroic blow than to be hacked to death." He yelled while throwing out several large bowls in a prepared manner.
The six pony, the three pigs, the five donkeys, the four oil chickens, and the cows shrewdly avoided my storm. They all huddled in the room and stretched their necks to eavesdrop on my furious roar of ghost brother.
Xiao Ma Liu informed: "Mao Jiu, the bowl is going to be thrown away!"
Brother Gui refused to let go when the bowl was about to break: "Mao Da, I said I would lead the brothers to the pier to carry the bags, and I would earn a dime a day. As time goes by, there will always be a way to survive; stealing is not what a gentleman does, Shanghai
There are many gangs, and we are just small soldiers and generals, and even being beaten to death is not enough."
Xiao Ma Liu sent another letter: "Mao Jiu, he is going to kill someone again!"
I waved the kitchen knife and pretended to chop Brother Gui with the back of the kitchen knife. Brother Gui was motionless and half-kneeling on the ground like a nail. I became angry and dropped the kitchen knife.
At the beginning of the second day, Brother Gui led Pony Six, Niu Ba, Ah Wu Donkey, You Si Chicken, and Zhu Tou San to the dock to carry the big bag.
Coolies, prostitutes and beggars are the three paths that people at the end of their rope have to choose, and coolies are the most innocent and the most suitable thing for us at the moment.
Brother Gui took the lead, struggling to carry three big bags of summer clothes under the scorching sun. Six ponies, eight cows, five donkeys, one bag each of oil and four chickens, three and two bags of pig heads, a total of thirty bags in one afternoon, neatly carried.
Put them on the cart.
In order to prevent others from thinking that I was a girl, I wore a peaked cap, braided my thick long hair into a paper towel and tucked it into the hat, and put it against the small plaster. If I didn’t look carefully, I would see a handsome boy. After Gui Ge’s repeated instructions