Chapter 7 A flock of chickens not content with the status quo
More than half a year later, Brother Gui was carrying firewood chopped from the mountain and walking behind me like a follower. When we were walking on the field road, I suddenly heard several children screaming behind me: "——Brother instigated,——Sister
Hey, Xiangxiang, please return your home!"
We both stood still, looking at a few saboteurs from the orphanage standing not far from the field. The fellow victims were "spread out" on the stone railing not far in front of me. They were neither sitting nor standing, and the eight children were confused.
Turbid but with pure resentment, that kind of primitive vitality from the countryside, he killed me with his murderous eyes in an attempt to lust after me.
They clapped their hands and cheered me on the close brother-sister relationship between Shan Gui Ge and me. These shit-eating guys were restless and wanted to demolish the house after the work was done.
The leader is Niu Ba, who is the same age as Gui Ge, 19 years old. The two have completely different personalities. If Gui Ge is like a rough and tough jungle hero, Niu Ba is a coquettish and coquettish actress on the Peking Opera stage. I can say
He is a poor conspirator because his face is full of yin and yang.
It is said that because of his age, he was promoted to "group leader" by the dean. He often got a small middle part, just like a fly. He was responsible for recording my every word and deed, because he couldn't read a single Chinese character, so the little notebook was filled with greasy dirt.
They were all graffiti drawings of people, Pig Head Three was drawn as a fat pig, and I was represented by a giant dirty cat, so his notebook was full of animals, and each person was represented by an "x" or an outline, and he kowtows in exchange for
My brothers are all hooks, and I am xx. The mothers don’t even check the book, and decide our fate based on our mood. Therefore, all his pretense of profound knowledge is just taking off his pants and farting - redundant.
Poor Niu Ba is supported by a few brats because of the "lure" of the book in his hand, but he can't help himself and thinks he has great powers. However, he is born with a kind of sadness that makes people feel depressed. In other words, he is a sissy, and often speaks loudly.
with an uncontrollable scream; he only isolates himself from the center of the storm when fighting, and is always nervous; he is conceited and thinks that he has divine weapons and generals who can guess the command, but in fact he always makes brain-dead mistakes when directing battles, usually
After being attacked by me, he used the Thirty-six Strategies in "The Art of War" - the first is the best. To add trouble to the film of me, an arrogant and rebellious girl, seemed to be his supreme goal in life.
Now these eight scumbags are holding a small meeting, and most of them have expressions on their faces that say, "We're going to beat you two up." This makes Niu Ba very excited, so excited that he can hardly control the pitch of his voice.
Use the falsetto voice of scraping the bottom of the pot: "You can run away!"
The 16-year-old Rat is truly a rat spirit, and flattering him is indispensable: "You can't run away!"
The 16-year-old Ergouzi answered happily: "Don't let me run away!"
"Can't run!" The loud voice comes from the 17-year-old Yousiji. You can almost see the mouthpiece when he raises his voice. His eyes are always swaying. Those mature eyes can't miss anything, but his face deliberately pretends to be stupid.
Looks like, that's his survival strategy.
The girl with the same messy twists and hair is Guifengqi. Guifengqi is the same age as me. She imagines me to be her natural enemy because she dreams of scratching my beautiful face. She imagines that she is the one who is loved by everyone and is a flower.
When Xi Shi was in bloom, her favorite hobby was to paint her lips with rose flowers to look like a bloody female ghost. Her most embarrassing smile would make people not eat meat for three days - vomiting wildly. The most important thing is that she loves to mutter and is selfish. If not
The nuns were in charge, and I had slapped her often.
"Cat Jiu will turn into a pig's head in no time!" Turtle and Phoenix Qi predicted my upcoming fate with their stubby orchid fingers, which they thought were alluring. They looked like five sausage fingers surrounding each other.
Sitting on her left is the 17-year-old Xiao Ma Liu who is the most hostile to him. Xiao Ma Liu is definitely the thief boy in the orphanage. He is skinny, born with a left foot, and runs like a clumsy penguin.
His biggest characteristic is that he consciously becomes mentally retarded to protect himself, giving people an illusion of innocence and sluggishness. In fact, he is a species that knows how to protect himself. During a fight, he always shrinks down without knowing where to go, and at the end he magically appears at the scene panting.
, Jiali's expression is more indignant than anyone else, and he can escape unscathed without being suspected by others.
"Might - Wu -" Xiao Ma Liu started acting and directing before the battle. He pulled a horse step with a pouting posture. His legs as thin as bamboo chopsticks were crossed unsteadily and he crouched unsteadily. He uttered Dantian at the same time.
, peeking at everyone's reaction to him throughout the whole process, he needs others to flatter him for his difficult operation.
The 16-year-old Ah Wu donkey slapped Pony Liu on the butt in a joking manner. The tragedy was that when he met the shrewd Pony Liu, his stylish posture collapsed when he was photographed. The oily chicken who didn't understand why jumped up to attack Ah Wu.
Donkey, because he was admitted to the orphanage on the same day as Xiao Ma Liu, so he was considered a brother "born in the same year and month".
You Siji warned Ah Wulu, "How dare you bully him!"
Ah Wulu fought back, but he was a bit lacking in confidence. He wanted to act like an eagle, but it was obvious that he couldn't win against the two of them. His face was somewhere between livid and pale: "You can't stand firmly in the first place. Who's to blame?"
Two people pounced on Ah Wu Donkey at the same time. Ah Wu Donkey, an honest and honest shrimp, does not mean that he will be bullied by you, and he is not easy to mess with if he is completely offended. He dodged the two people's pounces and jumped up from the ground, primitive
He exploded with strength, treating himself like a stick, and his knees hit Yousiji's chest and abdomen without thinking. Yousiji winced in pain and said, "I want your life!" Xiao Ma Liu successfully dodged.
He got up and took a stand from a distance. The anxious Yousiji jumped up and attacked Ahwu Donkey for the second time.
Biting bastards! Biting world!
At this time, my attention was diverted by the whistle from the enemy, and I yelled at these bastards: "A nest of snakes and rats! Dog bites dog, a hairy mouth, slap in the butt!"
Niu Ba was angry and ashamed. Before the fight started, he started fighting among himself. He stepped forward and the three shrimp soldiers immediately retreated to the second line. It was obvious that Niu Ba had the "Sword of Shang Fang" and the three shrimp soldiers could not afford to offend him.
Niu Ba.
The heavyweight class finally shines: Niu Ba's heavyweight fighting weapon - Zhu Tou San, mainly because he is indeed fat enough, with a body of white pork belly that looks like a drum ball. In an era of little oil and food, he can still grow up
As a 180-pound fat man, I once threatened: No one dares to gain weight these days!
His most powerful move is to throw you directly to the ground, with 180 kilograms of weight on you without saying a word. The tonnage will make your face turn from red to green in the next second, your soul will be out of the body, and it will be difficult to breathe. Unfortunately,
His weaknesses are equally obvious: slowness and sluggishness, his clumsy body moving in slow motion. The opponent can often escape in the time it takes a cigarette. Without other partners to assist him in subduing the enemy, it is difficult for him to achieve a one-on-one confrontation.
At present, both sides of the camp are gearing up.
Enemy: General Niu Ba uses his sleeping blanket as a makeshift general's cloak. He looks majestic.
After that, there were five shrimp soldiers and crab generals lined up in the column: rat one, two dog boys, three pig heads, four oil chickens, and five donkeys. They were weak and were mostly scumbags in the supporting roles. They were often ordered to rush to the front line in fights and were dismissed.
Select candidates.
To the left and right of Niu Ba stood the main fighters Xiao Ma Liu and Zhu Tou San.
Guifengqi waved a simple banana leaf with a slanted cow head drawn on it, which clearly means "cow army".
Our side: General, I am squinting my eyes, lying leisurely under a big tree with my eyes closed, enjoying the cool air, looking at my fingerprints. Brother Ahu, the God of War, has a black face like Guan Gong, and is on my left side.
The current fighting ratio is 2:8. A group of chickens who are restless in the status quo and just want to compete with the captive Nili and their companions for food proves that they have the qualities of a phoenix, but in the end they are still crinkled chickens that have fallen into the grass.
Ah Wulu was in charge of pre-war publicity, and he shouted proudly: "Cat Jiujiu, you can't run away, please help Niu Bugao recognize his ancestors and return to his clan!"
Rat Yi responded with great dissatisfaction: "No way, Mao Jiujiu broke one of my front teeth last time, how could she take advantage of her so quickly!"
Gui Fengqi once again used her poisonous ecstasy soup method to persuade her to surrender: "Brother Shangui, I am as beautiful as a fairy. Come here, this Mao Jiu will bring you great misfortune! I will accompany you." The result she got was that Brother Ahu pooh-poohed her from afar.
One bite.
Xiaoma Liushuang exerted his two-sided grass mentality. Perhaps he was shocked by Ahu's blazing gaze, leaving a way out for the upcoming fight. He carefully reminded the boss Niuba: "The dean has to gather everyone before dinner today, and there is not enough time.
use."
Niu Ba kicked Xiao Ma Liu until he was chewed up.
I couldn't hide my disdain for their dish, so I pretended to look up to the sky and scream, "Aha, what kind of bastard? You need to chop wood for a fire, you need a fly for scratching your ears, and your skin is itchy and you need to clean it up, right?"
The enemy Pig Tou San came out to show off their power and performed a pantomime with high spirits: they raised the big watermelon in their hands, stared at the big watermelon with angry eyes, pointed at us and then at the watermelon, metaphorically saying that we are this watermelon. Then, a man sat down on his buttocks and looked at the big watermelon.
Watermelon, the flesh of the watermelon suddenly flew everywhere, and we were also thought that if we resisted, we would die without a whole body.
Niu Ba was satisfied with Zhu Tou San's wonderful expression, and pretended to pat the dust on his shoulder. His expression was strange and vulgar: "Do you accept it or not?"
I got excited and shouted: "Hey! They are selling fake medicines! Brother Gui, you have to let them order them and beat them up one by one!" Brother Gui also cleverly cooperated with my plot needs. He came up and picked up the pills with a cold face.
There is a brick and stone on the roadside. I punch the brick in half. This is for really daring to photograph people rather than to show off.
Knock down five bricks in one go.
Watermelon versus brick, butt versus fleshy palm, it’s not the same level of confrontation!
Niu Ba choked in his excitement: "Ah——"
Xiao Ma Liu carefully showed off his official authority as the "second boss": "Don't be afraid, listen to me, they are fake."
Brother Gui glanced around, and he saw a tree. The flower tree was quietly indifferent to the world, but Brother Gui held the tree. I know his strange power, but showing off like this is really a bit awkward.
If he went too far, he uprooted the tree. The diameter of the roots with soil was more than one meter, and then he put the flower tree on his neck and broke it into two pieces.
"After the inspection, is it true?" I asked Niu Ba, hitting his weak spot.
Niu Ba's group was almost given up in despair by Gui Ge's strength. It's hard for me to describe Niu Ba's expression. He did a very childish thing - he licked his lips and scratched the back of his head.
"You, you, you are few." The enemy Ah Wu Lu finally thought of a shameless comparison.
A war of words must be fought between the two armies before a battle. It usually starts with words. Our army is represented by me, with a venomous tongue, and the enemy is represented by a pony.