"Ling'er, I'm sorry, I will never speak ill of Second Senior Brother again." Mu Yu said sincerely.
"Too perfunctory, try again." Tianran knocked Mu Yu on the head.
Tianran asked Mu Yu to tell Lan Ling'er what he wanted to say to her first and let her judge whether it was appropriate. She said that as a girl, she knew best what kind of confession a girl liked.
Mu Yu sniffed and tried his best to imagine the Tianran in front of him as Lan Ling'er, and said again: "Ling'er, the second senior brother is much better than me. I admit that I am not as good as the second senior brother."
He felt that he was a bit silly. Mu Yu could never associate Tian Ran's innocent temper with the lively and arrogant Lan Ling'er.
"The tone of your words is so false. I don't even believe it. How do you expect Senior Sister Ling'er to believe it?" Tian Ran shook her head.
Mu Yu snorted. He didn't like this second senior brother whom he had never met before, and he would never admit that he was not as good as him in front of Lan Linger.
"Besides lying, is there any other way? What do you girls like?" Mu Yu practiced with Tianran all afternoon on how to admit his mistake with Lan Linger, but Tianran always gave various reasons.
Once rejected, why are girls so difficult to take care of?
Tian Ran tilted her head and thought for a while, then held her chin and said: "What we girls want is a boy who is responsible, has a sense of responsibility, is gentle and considerate, can take care of others, dares to go through fire and sword for the one he loves, is loyal, and takes care of the family.
, full of masculinity and making people feel safe..."
"I have all the things you mentioned! As a young man with three good qualities, four virtues and five virtues, these are all things I was born with." Mu Yu couldn't wait to grab the spot.
"The most important thing is not to be too narcissistic." Tian Ran said slowly.
Mu Yu made a face.
"Oh yes, looking at your face is also very important." Tian Ran added.
"Then what do you think of my face?" Muyu shook his head, trying hard to put on a smile that he thought was bright, handsome, and charming to thousands of girls.
Tianran stretched out her hand and pinched Mu Yu's face, and curled her lips: "The nose, eyebrows, eyes, mouth, and ears are all there, yes! It's a normal human face."
Mu Yu said disdainfully: "So you girls are so superficial. Master said that the most important thing for a person is his heart. Only when his heart is upright can he be recognized by everyone."
"Really? What Senior Chenfeng said makes sense!" Tianran put on an expression of being obsessed with a girl again. Mu Yu found that every time he mentioned what the master said, Tianran would eagerly nod in agreement. She seemed to
He worships Jian Yingchenfeng to an extent that is hard to understand.
"Master also said that the most important thing for a girl is to be reserved!"
This sentence was made by Mu Yu. Feng Haochen always said that a person should be what he is, and there is no need to change for the outside world. Otherwise, a girl like Lan Ling'er, who is a hot-tempered girl, would have been criticized a thousand times by her master.
Eight times!
Tian Ran nodded: "Yeah, what Senior Chen Feng said makes sense. My master said the same about me, but I can't change it. I like to do what I like and don't want to change. But if I see Chen Feng, I can't change it."
Senior Feng, if he asks me to correct myself, I will definitely change my ways!"
Mu Yu felt helpless and said: "Why do you worship my master so much? Even if he is the true god who saves mankind, no one will worship him like you do, right?"
"Oh, you don't understand. If someone tells you about a man's great achievements since you were a child, you will also admire that person over time. My master says every day, Senior Chenfeng, here is good, there is good, I also want to know me
What a good man the master calls him!" Tianran blinked.
Mu Yu was a little shocked: "Really? Lan Ling'er tells me every day that her second senior brother is good here and there is good there. Why am I so disgusted with that second senior brother?"
"This is the difference between you boys and us girls." Tian Ran said, "You boys don't want to see other men who are better than you."
"Nonsense, I admit that senior brother is much better than me." Mu Yu was noncommittal. Chengyan was a uniquely good man, both as a person and in cultivation. He was also the only man Mu Yu admired besides his master.
"Do you still want to know how to pursue Senior Sister Ling'er?" Tian Ran said to Mu Yu with her hands on her waist. She was a little dissatisfied with Mu Yu's rebuttal.
"You say it, you say it." Mu Yu said quickly.
"Girls like boys who are attentive. Tell me, what is Senior Sister Ling'er's favorite thing?"
"Orchid? I think she has one in her room. She seems to like red very much, but she doesn't reject blue either." Mu Yu tilted his head and thought for a while. He remembered Lan Ling'er's Qingbing Sword.
It's blue, but it always emits a bright red light, and I don't know why.
"Then what will make her happy?"
"Scold me, as long as what I do is not as good as the second senior brother, she will be happy." Mu Yu said with great certainty and certainty.
"It seems that you are out of luck. Can the person you like find someone else, such as Senior Brother Xiangnan or something?" Tian Ran shook her head.
"I don't like men." Mu Yu said expressionlessly.
Tianran pouted, sat down, thought for a while, then stood up and said: "It seems that the only way to use the trump card is the tree-dong** that my senior sister said! Come here."
Tianran pulled Mu Yu up, and then pressed Mu Yu against the banyan tree without any explanation. Tian Ran had Yuan Ying's cultivation level, and she didn't even have the ability to resist when she attacked Mu Yu. Mu Yu pressed his back against the banyan tree with a frightened face, and he
I felt very nervous, not knowing what this girl Tianran was going to do.
"Shudong** this move is too lethal to girls. My senior sister told me that if someone did this to her, she would definitely marry her with her body. The essence of this move is that you need to be decisive and agile.
The eyes should be domineering and the momentum should be on point."
"boom!"
Tianran's right hand hit the tree trunk next to Mu Yu's left face hard. Mu Yu was startled. He felt that the old banyan tree behind him seemed to be cracked by Tianran's hand, so he couldn't help but squint at Tianran's hand.
"Look at my eyes, don't look at my hands, I'll show you!" Tian Ran scolded, "Pay attention to my eyes, they should be sharp, they should reveal a hint of ruffian, and there should be a hint that is easy to catch.
The love, the impulse to possess the other person.”
Mu Yu looked into Tian Ran's eyes. Tian Ran was blinking hard, pretending to be a sharp and domineering look that she thought she had, but her big watery eyes looked very cute to Mu Yu, and her long eyelashes were blinking.
It was very pleasant to blink away. There was no such ruffian feeling at all, it was clearly an inexperienced girl pretending to be mature.
In fact, Tianran is also a very beautiful girl. She exudes a light fragrance, which is refreshing. At this time, she has reached the stage of growth. She has a graceful figure and a slim figure. Two young people who have never tasted the fruit of love are so weird towards each other.
Staring at each other for a while, the two of them suddenly blushed at the same time.
Tianran quickly moved his arm, as if nothing happened, and said: "Look, isn't this effective? Hurry up and find Senior Sister Ling'er to try it."
Mu Yu slowly calmed down and said calmly: "I'm worried that this method won't work for Ling'er. Lan Ling'er is different from what you imagined."
"How come it doesn't work? The people in my Hongchen Sect are all female disciples, and I occasionally hear my senior sister talk about what kind of men girls like! I heard from my senior sister that this trick is really irresistible." Tian Ran said with confidence.
.
Mu Yu was dumbfounded, how could this girl maintain such a simple character after hearing her senior sister say such things every day? She was truly a breath of fresh air in the world of cultivation.
"I'd better practice first. How about you acting as Lan Ling'er? If you can't resist my manliness, you should be half successful." Mu Yu felt that he would go to Lan Ling'er so hastily.
It's embarrassing to laugh out loud.
"Okay!" Tianran pushed her hair behind her back with her hands, and then actively pressed it against the tree trunk.
Mu Yu carefully stretched out his hand and pressed it on the tree trunk.
"You're not domineering enough! You need to be more manly. Be more domineering."
Mu Yu withdrew his hand and hit the trunk hard, causing the poor old banyan tree to tremble again.
Mu Yu pondered for a long time, and finally said his words in a low and slow voice: "Ling'er, I like you, will you be with me?"
He has buried this sentence in his heart for a long time, but he has never been able to say it to Ling'er. He has been afraid that Lan Ling'er will reject him. If Lan Ling'er rejects him, wouldn't it be very embarrassing to meet every day in the future?
"Well, okay." Tian Ran nodded.
"Huh? You agreed just like that?" Mu Yu said in surprise.
"I'm not Senior Sister Ling'er, so there's no point in agreeing!" Tian Ran said with a smile.
Mu Yu practiced with Tianran several times. When he thought he had completely mastered the essence of Shudong's sex, he finally decided to muster up the courage to go to Lan Ling'er to express his love. He had been harboring feelings for Ling'er for so long.
, it’s time to release.
"Come on, what's the point of confessing? It's just a good guy card! It won't hurt." Tian Ran encouraged Mu Yu from time to time. She also wanted to join in the fun and go to the scene to see it.
"What good guy card?" Mu Yu asked doubtfully.
Tianran shook her head: "I don't know either. Senior sister said you shouldn't be too ruthless when rejecting a man, and you should give them a good person card. I don't know what it means. Maybe she means writing a note to refuse more tactfully.
"
"What a mess!"
Mu Yu listened to Tianran's talk becoming more and more mysterious, and felt that what Tianran said was completely a disservice. He walked around the mountain, but did not find the shadow of Lan Ling'er, and looked for Kong Kong and Miaomiao who were already planning to bake the monster eggs directly with fire.
People asked about it, and they said that Lan Ling'er seemed to want to go to practice halfway up the mountain.
When Mu Yu found Lan Ling'er, Lan Ling'er was not practicing. She was sitting there, looking into the distance and not knowing what she was thinking. Mu Yu coughed twice to let Lan Ling'er know that he was coming.
"What are you doing? Is there something wrong with your throat?" Lan Ling'er turned around and asked.
Mu Yu ignored Lan Ling'er's sarcasm, and said solemnly: "Ling'er, come here, I have something to say to you."
"If you have anything to say, just say it." Lan Linger said impatiently.
Mu Yu was standing next to the tree, and Tian Ran was secretly looking here not far away. He felt a little embarrassed and said again: "You come here for a while, there are some things you don't want others to know."
Lan Ling'er glanced at Mu Yu suspiciously, but still walked over. She happened to be standing next to the tree. Mu Yu felt that her position was about the same, so he stretched out his hand to hold Lan Ling'er's shoulders and pulled Lan Ling'er
Pressing on the tree trunk, he calmed down, suddenly stretched out his hand and patted the tree behind Lan Ling'er.
"What are you doing?"
Lan Ling'er suddenly raised her leg and kicked Mu Yu away. Mu Yu was unprepared. He screamed, flew over the stone involuntarily, and fell down the mountain in a daze——
Tian Ran in the distance opened her mouth wide and scratched the back of her head: "Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?"