Chapter 285 The man with a miserable life is here again
Ximen Ximen's unfortunate and lazy figure reflected in everyone's eyes, looking so eye-catching. No one present did not know the most famous person in the evil sect, and no one expected that this unreliable guy who was always messing around with women would appear.
To appear as a savior in a place like this is really dumbfounding.
"A grown man still spreading flowers, is he a bitch?" Long Xingyun mocked. He is a descendant of Qinglong, and his strength is unquestionable. He doesn't look down on anyone sent by the human race.
"What do you know? Isn't this just to enhance the atmosphere! I think the atmosphere here is a bit awkward, let's bring some flowers to cheer up." Ximen unfortunately didn't care about other people's eyes at all, and still sniffed the fragrance of flowers intoxicatedly, with an elegant expression and a graceful demeanor.
Unfortunately, Ximen is a member of the evil sect. People of the evil sect do things based on their own moods. They don’t look at other people’s faces and act as they please. They come and go when they want. No matter how shocking the world is when they appear or how much they are scolded by others, the evil sect is
No one will bat an eye.
Ximen's unfortunate shamelessness is even more famous among the evil sects. He has molested many beautiful female disciples of the sects. Every moment, there are a lot of talented women all over the world with swords looking for his bad luck.
A certain part of his body was cut off. Unfortunately, Ximen's cultivation level was extremely high. He wandered around the flowers without touching any leaves, and so far there has been no rumor of failure among the younger generation.
"What? Are you representing the human race? I don't want to kill unknown people, so tell me your name." Long Xingyun said contemptuously.
Mu Yu began to mutter silently in his heart: "My name is Ximen Chuixue. Everyone calls me Ximen Haohuai. You can call me Ximen Shuai."
Not only Mu Yu, but also the cultivators present began to imitate Mu Yu and meditate silently in their hearts. There was no one here who didn't know Ximen Xunfu, and his almost shameless self-introduction was already known to everyone.
After Muyu finished reading, he spat at this guy again. It was so shameless. He thought of Xiaoshuai in his arms, and wondered in his mind whether Xiaoshuai and Ximen were brothers in the previous life or something. Narcissism and thick-headedness are exactly the same.
!
"My name is Ximen Chuixue. Everyone calls me Ximen Haohuai. You can call me Ximen Shuai."
Sure enough, Ximen unfortunately used the classic rhetoric again. Mu Yu knew that this guy would introduce himself like this to everyone he met. Anyway, he didn't care what others thought of him. Even if the cultivators in the audience were embarrassed after hearing this, he still did it.
I go my own way.
"What the hell do I care about you Ximen! Since you want to stand out, be prepared to be deposed!"
Long Xingyun found that he couldn't see through Ximen's unfortunate cultivation level. He became a little more cautious, but still did not change his attitude. In his eyes, no matter how powerful the human race was, they were vulnerable and could never be his opponent. After all,
He is a descendant of the Azure Dragon Demon King.
Ximen unfortunately saw that Long Xingyun was about to take action, but he raised his hand and made a pause motion.
Then he said: "Wait a minute, I will deal with the family affairs of our human race first. You count a hundred first and wait for me."
Then, before Long Xingyun could react, he floated into the crowd. Many people backed away, not wanting to have anything to do with the evil sect's bane star, for fear of tarnishing themselves. Who knows what's wrong with this guy?
Things are about to start.
Long Xingyun frowned, feeling a little angry in his heart! Who would have thought that he, a dignified little prince of the demon clan, would be ignored by the opponent. What does it mean to fight if you have a good fight, and to leave just as soon as you are told?
If he could know the character of the evil sect people, it wouldn't be so troublesome. When communicating with the evil sect people, you can never guess what strange things they will do in the next moment. They are chatting and laughing with you one moment, and the next moment they are chatting and laughing with you.
I could slap you twice directly.
Ximen Xunxi waved his hand, and powerful spiritual power swept out. Everyone felt their eyes flickering. Suddenly, a person flew out of the crowd, and Ximen Xunxun stepped on the ground. Everyone looked closely and saw that it was the person who had just blamed Mu Yu.
The demon clan is too aggressive.
This guy's name is Tianping, and he is a disciple of the Tianxing Sect. His cultivation is in the second level of the body. He was originally selected by Cang Wanzi to participate in the competition of the demon clan. Unfortunately, after hearing that Long Xingyun wanted to severely damage the competition,
After that, he didn't dare to go on the field, and complained that Qi Lanfeng was too harsh on the people of the demon tribe. After all, Tian Ping was also in the out-of-body stage, but in the face of Ximen's misfortune, he was caught without any room for resistance.
Living.
"Ximen, unfortunately, what do you want to do? Let me go!"
There is no doubt that the aura flowing around Ximen Xiemen's body is from the out-of-body stage, but the solid aura is much stronger than the balance. How can he be Ximen Xiemen's opponent? Ximen Xiemen drags him out and then steps on him. The whole process
It is so fast that even other companions from the Tianxing Sect cannot react.
"Seniors, I have to teach this idiot who farts randomly before I go up. Otherwise, when I beat this horned monster to death, and someone complains that I hit too hard, I will not be willing to accept it! Senior Cangwanzi
, You shouldn’t mind, right?” Ximen bowed to Cang Wanzi in an unfortunate and carefree manner, and said with a smile.
Cang Wanzi snorted and said, "You are a disciple of the evil sect, right? When will your master, that old fellow from the evil sect, die?"
"Ah, it turns out that it is a great honor for senior to recognize my master. My master is still well now. I will ask him when he will die and then report back to senior."
Ximen smiled misfortunately and saluted again. I am afraid that only people from the evil sect can say this about his master in front of outsiders. His words made everyone raise their middle fingers involuntarily. This guy even dares to be so shameless about his own master.
It is indeed the style of the evil sect!
"People who talk nonsense really need to be punished, otherwise they will make people feel chilled! You can figure it out yourself!" Cang Wanzi glanced at the scale lightly and snorted coldly.
How could he not know that just now this disciple of the Tianxing Sect complained that Lan Feng was too harsh on the Yao Clan? It’s just that the other person was a disciple of the Tianxing Sect, and he was an elder of the Xuanling Sect.
He lost the dignity of his elders, so he refrained from taking action. Now, unfortunately, Ximen from the evil sect wants to teach this spineless guy a lesson for him, so let him go! It is much better to let people from the evil sect take action than to do it yourself.
"Thank you very much, senior!"
Unfortunately, Ximen once again bent down vertically to salute. His words and deeds were as polite as those of a well-educated young man. If everyone hadn't known about this man's character, they would have regarded him as a polite young man.
"Ximen Xunfu, what do you want? Let me tell you, if you dare to touch a hair on my face, my father won't - ah!" Before Tian Ping could finish speaking, Ximen Xunxun gave him a slap in the face, and a bright red palm print was left on his face.
came out clearly on his face.
"Just now that rhinoceros demon proudly said that his skin is very thick, but I was not convinced. I thought my skin must be thicker than his. It wasn't until I heard what you said that I thought your skin should be better than mine." Simon unfortunately
Without any hesitation, he gave Tian Ping another slap with his backhand. The crisp sound frightened many people. Everyone watched with fear as Tian Ping's teeth flew out of his mouth mixed with blood.
I am afraid that only people from the evil sect can do it openly and openly to teach people from the Tianxing Sect.
"Sure enough, he is thick-skinned. My hands are a little numb after being hit." Unfortunately, Ximen slapped him down a few more times.
"Pah! Pah! Pah!"
After several cracklings in succession, Tian Ping's face was so swollen that he couldn't even speak. If he could speak, he would definitely greet Ximen's unfortunate eighteenth generation ancestor.
The clear sound of the collision of hands and face echoed in the crowd for a long time. No one dared to step forward to stop Ximen's misfortune. Even the people from Tianxing Sect were stunned. Tian Ping was already the most cultivated among the people who came to Tianxing Sect this time, and the others
If you go up there, you can only give someone a head.
Those who had just echoed Tian Ping's words were so frightened that they did not dare to move or even take a breath, for fear that they would be caught out by Ximen and their faces would look like pig heads. At this moment, Tian Ping could no longer see who he was.
His appearance was so ugly that he even fainted, and there was not a single good tooth in his mouth.
Ximen rubbed his hands unfortunately, and then said to Tian Ping in relief: "Hey! Remember next time, if you can do it, try not to move your mouth. If you don't dare, just sew your mouth shut. Anyway, what you said will be in vain."
After saying that, he threw the balance out like a dead dog, and then returned to Long Xingyun.
"Where did you count? It must be less than a hundred, right? Let's get started!" Ximen unfortunately took out a fan, opened it with a clatter, and said nonchalantly.
"You are an interesting person." Long Xingyun gave Ximen an unfortunate look.
"Really? But I think it's boring to fight with a grown man like you!" Ximen unfortunately looked past Long Xingyun and landed on a fox demon behind him who had left the ninth heaven. His eyes were shining brightly and he touched his chin and said, "
Wait, wait! Don't do anything yet, why don't you go down and have a rest first, and let the fox demon sister come up, I like to talk about life with the fox demon sister the most." After saying that, he wiped the saliva from his mouth.
The fox demon among the demon clan is enchanting and charming, exuding endless charm, making people's hearts flutter when they look at it, and they want to hold it in their arms. Unfortunately, Ximen is still thinking about picking up girls at this juncture, let alone a demon.
The girl from the clan really made many people almost vomit blood. It’s okay for Ximen, unfortunately, this guy is usually crazy, but in the competition that concerns the dignity of the human race and the demon clan, can’t he take it seriously and do he have to do so many messy things?
"Hmph! If you can beat me, I will naturally let Xiaohu compete with you." Long Xingyun said proudly.
"It's so troublesome, really! Then do you want to hear about my life experience?" Ximen Xunxun suddenly asked.
"Why should I know your life experience?" Long Xingyun felt baffled. If we fight, we will fight. Do we expect people to show mercy based on our life experience?
Everyone among the cultivators below felt extremely embarrassed, and some began to scold this guy from the evil sect. Is this Ximen unfortunately mentally retarded? Are you tired of having to tell his own life story every time? He is really
Do you think that this kind of childish thing can deal with the demon people?
"I think it's a mistake to place the hope of the human race on an evil sect!" Cang Wanzi looked at Ximen Xunfu with a headache. He had heard more or less about Ximen Xunfu's deeds, and felt that in his heart
Very awkward.
The evil sects have always been rejected by all major decent sects in the world of cultivation. If any troublesome person wants to make a "ranking list of what cultivators hate", the first place is the Yumon Demon Clan, the second is the Monster Clan, and the third is Absolutely
It's the evil sect!
However, none of the so-called upright people can stand up at this moment, but the evil sect Ximen Ximen is on the scene. Whether he wins or not is secondary. At least Ximen Ximen has the courage to stand up, which is better than those of the younger generation who usually claim to be famous and upright.
He has much more backbone. However, after Ximen unfortunately stood up, he did many embarrassing things, and everyone couldn't stand it. It felt like he was not trying to make the tribe look good, but rather embarrassing the tribe.
But Ximen Wuxie didn’t care what others thought! He still went his own way, regardless of whether Long Xingyun was willing to listen or not. Ximen Wuxie started to say nervously:
"After you hear about my life story, you won't think that I am an interesting person. This story starts from a long time ago. When I was four years old, my grandmother drowned, my grandfather died suddenly when I was five, and my father died suddenly when I was six.
I was killed in a vendetta. My mother committed suicide when I was seven. I was sold to a brothel when I was eight because I was too good-looking. That lecherous old man took a fancy to me and took off my pants before he realized that I was a boy. Then because of
My talent and intelligence are unprecedented and rare, and it is rare to see them in a hundred years, so I decided to accept me as my disciple.
After hearing what happened to me, the unfortunate old guy named me Ximen Misfortune.
But I have always known that fate is in my own hands. I must learn to fight. I will not succumb to fate. I decided to name myself Ximen Misfortune, oh no, Ximen Chuixue. I want everyone to know that I am very sad.
Handsome, I want to prove to everyone that I am handsome..."
After Ximen Xunxiang finished speaking, he sprinkled a handful of flowers, then took out a flute and played a sad tune. The sound of his flute was plaintive and long. Many people quickly blocked their ears. Ximen Xunxiang's trick was very lethal, and everyone was stunned.
If you pay attention, you will catch the trick, and many people have fallen victim to it.
"Damn it! Is Ximen unfortunately mentally retarded? People from the demon clan are so powerful, how could they be knocked down by such a childish thing?"
"That's right! This kind of low-level trick is simply a shame to our human race. If it can have any effect, I'll give it a try!"
The cultivator cursed angrily, and some people even wanted to kick him. A serious competition could be so embarrassing, both talking and singing. I really don’t know what’s wrong with this guy’s mind. With such a childish attitude,
It would be weird if his methods could defeat the demon tribesmen!
However, Ximen's unfortunate flute was still playing, and a sad atmosphere enveloped the entire Bacao Village.
"boom!"
No one expected that Long Xingyun suddenly covered his chest with his hands, closed his eyes, and fell to the ground in a daze. Then he made a muffled sound and made a big crater in the ground, and then he fell unconscious.
Oh, let me wipe it! Is this okay too?
The demon race was dumbfounded! The human race was also dumbfounded! All the creatures present were dumbfounded!