[Wang Wang, male/male, has been a human once and a dog 107 times, his age is unknown, his deeds are unknown, his life is not very good, and his life as a dog is not very good...]
In a room that looks like a bank reception hall, a little husky is being investigated by the receptionist at the window.
The other party is a beautiful woman who is perfect except for her extremely pale face.
In front of her was a computer marked with the Tiandi Bank trademark. As butterflies flew from her delicate little hands with crystal-clear fingertips, the little husky's resume popped up on the screen.
She had just read the beginning, and her lifeless fish eyes couldn't help but turn upwards, and she immediately grabbed the landline phone next to her——
[Hey, leader, that dog is here again, and it only lasted seven days this time!
If you continue like this, you won’t be able to pass the Jade Emperor’s annual review!
Okay, okay, I understand, I’ll wait for you to come over.】
"I asked you, can you give me another life?
I swear, this time I will help an old lady crossing the road when I see her, I will rescue a person when I see someone falling into the water, I will not look twice at a beautiful woman, and I will lick the leftovers on the table clean when I eat...
…”
Although the little husky is a dog, he speaks human language. This is his most confident point. Even if he is a dog 107 times more often than he is a human, he will never forget the dignity of being a human being!
"Buzz~buzz~buzz~!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the roar of the engine came from far and near.
A fit, bald man wearing Bagua Taoist uniform, sunglasses, and wheat-colored skin entered the hall wearing beach shoes. As soon as he arrived, he opened his mouth with a row of beautiful white teeth and laughed at the little boy.
Husky roars——
[You bad guy, can’t you continue to be a husky, a dog that is so beloved by humans? This is already the biggest backdoor I can open for you!
Brother, give up being a human being. What’s wrong with being a dog? Even if you tear down the house, you will still be treated as a cute one and pampered!]
"Brother, King of Hell, please help me. I have walked the animal realm one hundred and seven times. Why can't I walk the human realm once?
Moreover, when I first became a dog, I worked hard to become a police dog and died heroically in the end, so I have accumulated enough merit, right?"
Wang Wang turned around, but because he was too small, his eyes were blocked by the back of the chair. Even so, he still argued hard.
【NO,NO,NO……】
"What do you mean?"
[You bastard, you made me speak a foreign language. The world today is about a community with a shared future for mankind, and hell has to keep pace with the times, so I went to develop business abroad, but you are here to hold me back. p>
Others can accept the animal way, why are you so rigid?
If you work hard, you might be able to reincarnate as a panda.]
"The panda is already a second-level protected animal, brother.
Besides, even if I were reincarnated into the animal realm, there are still primate animals. I wouldn’t choose the one hundred and seven ways to die when I was reincarnated as a monkey in Momei Mountain!"
[No, your merit points are not enough. The monkeys in Momei Mountain are so happy that it is not even your turn to queue up.
You don’t even think about what you were like as a human being, the kind of otaku who made no contribution to society. Emperor Yu spent thirteen years without entering the house, and you have been in the house for thirty years without leaving! p>
And you are still a gnawing old man. Your parents prayed that you would be a beast in the next life. Their sincerity moved the Jade Emperor. It is a million times harder for you to become a human being than an ordinary beast!]
"Woof woof...haven't you already repented and rehabilitated yourself? The prodigal son can't pay for his return. My dog has served as a police dog thirty-five times, a guide dog twenty-four times, and seventeen times in his life.
I am a border collie, and I have also been a meat dog eight times to contribute to human society. Now I really can’t hold on anymore. You might as well kill me a million times and I will do it!”
[...I really want to kill you for this, but our rules are clear. Only the heinous people can enjoy the eighteen kinds of torture that will leave their souls shaken.
Moreover, many beasts dissipate after being reincarnated more than ten times. Why are you so spirited? Since the opening of hell, I have never seen such a spirited beast like you! People who can persist in the beast realm for more than a hundred times will feel aggrieved even if they are cockroaches.
You.]
"...Brother, I have to figure it out. At worst, little brother, I will die a million times and come back from the animal realm. I must be a human again, otherwise I will never be a dog!"
[Don’t, I’m still developing foreign business here. If I have a bad debt like you during the year-end review, will I still be the King of Hell? Even if I am reborn in the animal realm, I still have to spend money every time. You
I have been reincarnated one hundred and seven times, and the God of Wealth will even hate me!
You died in just seven days this time. The God of Wealth will definitely faint from anger!】
"You are the Lord of Hell, so what are you afraid of, the God of Wealth? Brother, please open a highway for me and perform a million times of instant life and instant death!"
[Wait a minute... you remind me of a lawless place, where you may be able to reincarnate as a human being, but you must die and never come back!]
Suddenly, the bald bodybuilder had a flash of inspiration, picked up the little husky from the chair, and came to the door of the hall. Compared with the bright hall, this place looked bleak. The wind was howling all around, and it would blow even if it blew.
The feeling of losing your life.
After walking more than ten steps in such a desolate place, he opened a mechanism similar to a manhole cover, then bit his finger and pressed it on the little husky's eyes, and the big bloody characters "Life" and "Death" were engraved
In its pupils.
"My eyes, my eyes, my eyes...what are they, brother, could it be that I am blind?"
The little husky wagged its tail, okay, as long as it's a human being, there aren't many requirements. After all, blind people are also cared for by guide dogs.
[Okay, you won’t come back this time. The seal of reincarnation circulates freely, and merits take care of themselves. Hahahaha, I am a genius King of Hell. This way I can save money and open up money. It is necessary for the God of Wealth to treat us to a treat.
Xian'e's great health care.
Goodbye, that's an undeveloped area over there. I heard it's very hot in the world right now - (another world).]
The bald bodybuilder threw the little husky into the manhole cover, then immediately covered it, and looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Finally, he summoned the Tiandi Bank mobile phone and filled in the summary column of the annual report——
[Wang Wang... The one hundred and eighth reincarnation failed, his soul was scattered, no longer recorded, it is over.]
"Ah!"
The little husky screamed proudly.
Because his eyes were restored, and he saw a strange picture, a status bar similar to the attribute box of a game character was projected from his eyes——
[Limited death sign (exclusive to Wang Wang):
Current Death Appearance: Mountain Goblin
Reincarnation and Death: None
Merit value: 0
Skill: Reincarnation on the spot (sustainable passive, currently limited to: random species of Goblin)
Skill: Lord of Reincarnation and Death 0/100 (use merit and karma to push the wheel of life and death, all actions are impermanent, all dharmas have no self, Nirvana is reborn, merit is complete, and automatic reincarnation is achieved)]
